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[challenge entry] Aiii!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# fuckdie
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# also
aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# it looks like a metronome
tick tock tick cock
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# A well bred cock always takes his hat off for a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# The appointment card makes it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# all real details
real hospital with real phone number - and real doctor - although he never worked there, did more sexual-reassignment stuff and is now dead.
Don't know if a Ligamentotomist is a real title, but it makes sense.

I did way too much research for this - my browser history is *awful*.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] id be disapointed to


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(grotpig, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Seamless!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# You'd be disappointed to what?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Non B3tards are in for one hell of a shock.

Edit: Sorry for posting unshopped images.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
well I thought it was funny...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Incidentally
"Immanuel" is Hebrew for "God is with us". Not the origin of the surname, just a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Well that's me fucked then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha! I doubt that's in the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Genuine tile rack, not rearranged.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# You'd need two letters to ace this game.
And a bigger board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahah!
Always the humour is defeated by a soulless rule book. BUT NOT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Taste the rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs to be in a shoe. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Nyan cat does rainbow poos!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Rainbow catpoo!
In other news : www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/1f4a9/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# It's a pile of shit.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Index entries: POO, PILE OF
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# The bold version
just has circling flies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# well done, now I have that song in my head
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan
NyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyanNyan

edit: there was a long word, someone might get OFFENDED by the scroll bar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I can never remember the words to the second verse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# They were so deep and meaningful too, full of emotion.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsReWx9XdNs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# This is making me hungry for steak
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# The kids will eat it up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# boo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Dear mods, I'd like to report an online bully.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# you can't touch me!
I know poeple
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I know where you live, pal!
When you least expect it, I wam going to go over there and I wi[MOD EDIT] -- NOW NOW, PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I just made toast, and it's not happy. *throws*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# haha, Shittles!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Taste the rainbow...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
youtu.be/jv208tslzMU
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# shit the spectrum.
lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
STOMM! Thursday already. Help us choose from the following.

Justice - Ever been in court. Defendant? Witness? Jury? Are you a judge who likes cruising the internet for pictures of crudely drawn penises? Tell us what happened

Morning After Souvenirs - Traffic cones, tattoos, one-armed grannies and the like. How did you get them?

Freebies - Tell us about free shit you've snaffled

Leaving - Sometimes a sad thing, sometimes pure joy, sometimes for the best if you want to keep your nethers intact. Tell us about things/jobs/places/people you've left







Don't like the choice? Got a spunker of an idea for QOTW? Leave it on the suggestions board

Not going to tell you which way to vote, but...

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# i've gone for morning after souvenirs
you wouldn't believe some of the stuff i've woken up with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# 67, 17 and 17? that's 101 percent! what madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# what about my 2 suggestions?!
fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# We're saving those for a pus-squeezing horse-punching special*
*Lie
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
leaving flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# ^this
hospital time in 10 minutes :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Leaving for my interview in an hour
Good luck with your biz. Make the fuckers sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# i will
good luck to you, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Knock 'em dead, slugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# For great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Skink
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# omg morning after souvenirs is winning
this'll be the creepiest QOTW yet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I tried draw something. Do you know them?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh he will be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# arse base: atomic
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Yeah. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
#
what is it with you japanese people truck drivers and the oversized eyes btw.?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I have not driver license.
What is property tax? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# indeed.
?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Your delusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Is it cramped in your box with all the other frogs?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# There are not frogs in the my neighborhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# you need to look deeper into the soul of the street
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# They are gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# frogist
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# i wish i could find the proto-dave thread
i feel like I'm missing a vital part of b3ta history.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# the original dave?
dave was special

dave drew cars

dave was like this:



He was also seemingly depressed all the time.

He drew cars.

Then he left.

The end. no more cars.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Well we did take the piss out of his car-based posts quite a lot.
Also, here is a box of frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# ha! ha! ha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# this is true, some completely unfeeling bastards also drew on his pictures due to evil, don't know who did that though.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# yay!
Surplus GEL?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
---trust me--you don't want to know---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# n_n
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# I thought atomic girls look more like this :
nuclearweaponarchive.org/Japan/Victim2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# No no That's no Nutmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# you are right
that's definitely no nutmeat. it's burnt meat.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I can not laugh at the innocent people.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Well you're on the wrong forum then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# I never change my opinion. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# but which one looks most like atomic
I'm betting glasses girl.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# She's left Atomic out
It's like drawing Mona Lisa and leaving out the smile
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# "enigmatic smile"
she's probably sitting on a vibrating cabbage or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha....^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Can't say that I do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# hanni and nanni
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# You clicked me lots of times...
...a few times?...
...........once?.....
.................... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Someone's been looking at my profile! ^__^
girlbase: atomic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# She love me long time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Not at all. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# See....proof!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# this is like watching the argument sketch done by a schizophrenic
atomic: I'd like an argument please

moggy: no you wouldn't

atomic: yes I would

moggy: no you wouldn't

atomic: this isn't an argument, it's a contradiction

moggy: no it isn't.

atomic: extactry

*explodes*
(modzilla, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# modzilla?
the circle is now motherfucking complete

you bastadrs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Calm down, Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# b3ta needs more love
there's been too much cunting this last week or so

you bastadrs! be more love!

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Now status
not interest....hate....like....friend....love
..............................↑ (my mind to him)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Frienemy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Heh heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# It seams I'm not particularly familiar, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# atomic girl fail
New meme fail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# A new age of fuck had dawned upon us.
We had no expectation of the fuck that we would soon know.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
パースが合ってないわ！
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# you should totally comp this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# &#12360;&#12360;&#12360;&#12360;&#12360;&#65311;
すみません が、ちょっと。。

じょだん！　きれい　です　ね。。。
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# "&#12360;&#12360;&#12360;&#12360;&#12360;&#65311;"


That's easy for you to say.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Hi Dave
I'll have a pint of the usual...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# and one pint of boiling piss for me as well
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
Good to see you back again. We've missed you. Is Clay staying at your house?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# as much as this style is unwelcome here
I will say this: in your chosen style, you make that look effortless and not completely without skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
#
not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I get the moggy hate... I understand the hate for the style, content, lack of the funny, flouncing, and broken engrish.
I am just envious of people for whom drawing comes easy. I'm like an ugly girl -- I have to work. And even then, for all the improvements I've seen, I'm still light years behind the giants of b3ta (not that I'm lumping dear Moggy into that group). Take our good friend Connor... a couple blobs, a couple googly eyes, and yet it comes out beautiful. Although I suspect he's put in quite a bit of work into it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Oh I get that
it's just that with a "Learn to draw manga" book, you too could be producing generic manga pic within a week

it really takes very little talent whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# understood
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# to do it well, takes more talent than I got
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# and more than Moggy has
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I'm not sure this is quite how I want to express myself, but let's try it anyway
あなたはオフに性交して死ぬべきである
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Gotta love google translate!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Now status

not interest....hate....like....friend....love
...................↑ (my mind to you)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# and do you know what one of these is?
カエルのボックス
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
知らん
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Has a lot in common with a bag of hats, a balloon, a hatter or a March Hare.
www.b3ta.com/board/10755293
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# adorable.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Right you are then
I'm so glad I don't live near any arterial trunk roads
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# One of these men is a moron
(Speshal, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# i wish morgan would die soon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
#
soonrepeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Oh my God! They killed Piers!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# omg.. I have ran out of biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# i wish he would die now!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
hello new very old person, please read the FAQ
Images under 100k cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# That's some impressive lurking sir!
3 digit user id, there can't be many of you left.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Indeed
we lost a lot of good people in the dotcom bubble burst of 2001
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# He was waiting for widespread broadband implementation so he could post this...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# .
Professional lurker
(Speshal, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# you should comp this
you should be disappointed in your image resize skills
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] More like impending disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# i bet they don't even sell nachos with proper nacho cheese
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# not shopped?
Im dissapointed in you, mister Vee.....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# I did shop it
admittedly it's just "Poster on a picture" but there was some skewing involved
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# *squints*
Is it the phantom menace?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
/Star Trek blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hate to spoil the party but I think you guys needed to know this. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# YOU ARE JUST AN AGENT FOR THE FBICIATESCO!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! IT'S ALL TRUE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# everyone knows
that snopes is a CIA conspiracy

/dutchbird
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# omg EVERYONE!
EVERYONE IS IN ON IT!

IT IS A CONSPIRACY!

I'd run for the hills if they weren't genetically modified!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# The truth will out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# wait, what?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I can see the fnords!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# *loses will to live*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# is that shark mounted on a spring of some sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Obvious fake
It is clear this is faked. The final panel is the sharpest. The first two panels are all pixelated. So obviously the original has shark and helicopter in it and this is just some big con to "free the shark" and pretend to paste it into the ocean. Possibly the work of the ALF PS division.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I never noticed before
but the sea has been flipped horizontally
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I don't believe it
This is just false-flagging. I bet the government is behind it

*tinfoils*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# haha, such wrong disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# elton looks like he can muster up a bit of a cleavage
i'm sure he would oblige
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# He got the moobs like Jabba.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# baby thinking of tits leads to crotch grabbing from Elton John's lady friend?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Some might read it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I always thought Elton was the lady friend.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Broken Britain :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# O_O

EDIT: They are a pair of tits though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)
# The attached face was equally impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# it's just man-milk for babby
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# That baby has sideburns, and possibly a neckbeard
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
#
has sideburns, and possibly a neckbeard
starred in the video for 'the bad touch'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Pat Mustard delivers their milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Aw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# We have the same dream.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh the tears, the tears...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# ha, it's better than the usual cheap tat you get
I remember when you had wind up cars and all sorts in them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# back in 1985...
good times.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# is it that long? crikey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Ferrero ran out of good ideas (and toys) in 1988.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# it sucked when you didn't get something you could at least build
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I'd be thrilled to find a FUCK in my egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# I'd be pretty fucking chuffed to find such a fine collectable!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Better than the shitty jigsaw I'd always get.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Kinder FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# FUCK THE POLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Neargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# The horror.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# 2 weeks remaining, get your bids in if you want owt :)

Click for looks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# i see clay's stuff has gone
the big flouncing bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Awww, that's a bit childish.
Edit : it's still there : 51. 2 Deri Air sculpts from Clay (pick a lady and get a free alien)
I take it back, sorry Clay.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# no it hasn't, lot 51
although we're still waiting for confirmation that he's still up for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Am I right in saying that if no-one bids for an item the creator is then contractually obliged to post it to a London pub?
All sounds a bit dodgy to be honest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Not to post it to London, but yes it will go in to the live drunken auction, so the artist will post it to whoever pays 12p then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Thank God the live bidding can start that low, there's hope of shifting my tat yet \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Doesnt anyone want my 'one lump or two' print?
I thought you cunts loved tea! What, you want a cat in there, too?

Good stuff, toastits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Two sugars please
I'm already in for two of your other items and it seems about half the auction. If I win everything I'll I have to go back on the game.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Still 50p for a slobbery gobble?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# 60p with the teeth out
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# What a load of wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# he's a medical marvel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I take it there is no deadline for the live auction
I might have something to put up...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ... HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# bloody hell mines up to forty five quid
things are hotting up.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully get this one in before the hero compo ends . . . . AWW SHIT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# How disappointing...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# well, i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
Just double's the disappointment. It's a win-win situation
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Ningalongs! Moggy's come back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# You would've thought several layers of concrete could've held her
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# The Ring 3!
Dave returns.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Drew this at someone's request in chat.


I have no idea what a laser pony is, but this is what I came up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
# what's chat?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# French cat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# mais bien sur!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:32, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:05, archived)
#
static.lolyard.com/lol/le-mow.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Chat is an online typing/communication dealio on a music forum I inhabit
And I believe a chat is a young potato? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# chat's dead, baby. chat's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)
# It's the hip new name for /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Laser beams probably wouldn't diverge so much
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
# SCIENCE!
there could be a prism, or some kind of lens that causes the divergence
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# One high beam's stuck
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# A ALIEN
v nice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Well there you go
And thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# haha
Now there's a way to liven up the Grand National! Reminds me of the horse from the old Bravestar cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Not familiar with that prog, here in Aus
but the fact you recognized it as a horse is in my favour :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# STRENGTH OF A BEAR!
that was bravestar, right?
wasn't the horse mechanical/robotic?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# That's the one!
Speed of the Puma!, Strength of the Bear!, Cock of the Whale!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Tits of the Squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# as my mum says "it's always bad news"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)
# noooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Look, I'm sorry, OK?


Click for bigger (68 kb)

Diss.

App.

Ointment.

I'm not proud of myself.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# *grone*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)
# gah ha ha
that guy on the right sums it up!
(turbomerl, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Oh hai dogbomb
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)

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