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[challenge entry] lumpy pumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# That's a fine peristaltic wave!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# *waves
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] tight knickers?

also, ^^click and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# eeeww!
satisfyingly unpleasant :D

unpleasant hairy
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# HAHA...I know what that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
# five of them
a particularly nasty case
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# ewww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# you disgust me
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# might make for a fun ride :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# The enternal camel!!
I always look forward to what you are going to come up with for a compo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# they should do this
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky pea
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# hamtoucher
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:11, archived)
# and now she's got a bun in her back!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:15, archived)
# sunshine elephant would of, if he wasn't dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# he's dead too?!
first Jacob Dyer, now sunshine elephant. I can't take much more of this :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Hey, look on the bright side.
NEW ICONS!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
# i haven't had it confirmed in as many words, but i've been led to belive that is only for chicks
just what i was told by pep, before she died :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Aw man.
sadtimes mongy.
Does this mean I've got to disarm the bomb I planted ready for the next bash?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# they all die micto, we love them too much, and they up and die on us :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
# it's not fair mongy
it's just not fucking fair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Yeah.
Now, is it the red wire I cut first or the green one?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# i'm colour blind you insensitive bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Shit, so am I.
Right, we'll just leave the bomb and unsign ourselves from the bash.
Walk away and try not to look suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Vidal Sassoon: Hair today gone tomorrow
to Sassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# You know, it's funny you shoud say that
www.b3ta.com/board/10765229
:)
(beerMatt, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# ah pissflaps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sooo out of practice!

*slinks off disappointedly*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
# He should be in perfect hibernation
unless of course he's fucking dead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:33, archived)
# I don't think that...
Schrödingers Carbonite Camel will never catch on... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] sneaky pea
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] less than 3 days to go

bids are coming in at a rate that I can't tell people if they've been outbid, so please keep an eye on the auction thread to see if you're still in the lead. Cheers

P.S. If you haven't bid for anything, please do, it's for a good cause and the artwork really is ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# :D
Oh, I keep forgetting, my poster is A1 not A2
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] QAS and NWIOT


they look like some mighty fine arts right there on the auction. i'll look at putting a bid in. i know someone who'd definitely like some awesome pix :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# mmmm creamy :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# TO CAMEL-LOT !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The camels are coming hurrah, hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Three humps? What's his name, Humphrey?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# The third one is an extremely large anal polyp
and he's a little sensitive about it if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# O_O
not offering to pop that one back in..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# If it's a Scottish castle
is it owned by Camel Lairds?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Yes - that's Angus Camel having a swim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# woah! throbbing vulva
or is it a volvo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Good name for a band.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# \o/
and other such things
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Trippy
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# chooon!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 10 May 2012, 1:45, archived)
# I fancy a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally dumping a repost here for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha:)
Would
(herman:D, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Woo, sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# i've just had a hot chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Shmokin'



Oh, hang on a minute ...


So, this is what disappointment feels like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# crikey, tessa sanderson's got HAWT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# oh yeah
b3ta.com/challenge/camels/popular/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# so far...
i don't want to count my chickens just yet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] also:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# bit quiet here
for an image so full of WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:29, archived)
# This is the best thing I've seen in ages.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:12, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CAMELS


This week's one-word challenge is to celebrate those mighty ship of the desert: CAMELS. Challenge suggested by edward bear and Drunken Miss Columbho.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# That looks like a mighty painful shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# HA HA HA
pointy shit is pointy
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# It's what happens if you eat those really long Toblerones you get at airports.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] On an epitaph to this week's compo, I say it needed more He-Man
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# MAN MAN IS MORE MAN THAN HE MAN.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Toothbrush chin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# That's no way to speak about Cthulhu
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
#


he doesn't dance very well :((
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# HE DANCES LIKE A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# A MAN MAN
i blame it on his fucking great clompy clown shoes
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# THE SHOES OF A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# WITH DIFFERENT SIZED FEET
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# MAN FEET OF MANY MEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# HUGE CLOWN MAN FEET, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
This will be your ultimate test
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Moggy, have you been drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Dresses to the left.
Flipperfoot
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:26, archived)
# What's going oooooon!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# That was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# RIP
(beerMatt, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# too sassoon man !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# parting is such sweet sorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# A bald statement
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I feel sorry for the obituarists
having to comb through all those clippings
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I guess he had
a brush with Death.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Bit more than a brush,
I think it's pretty perm-anent
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Give him a wave
at the funeral
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# That'll be one of the highlights of my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Beat me to it
by a whisker.
(beerMatt, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# What a ca-tache-trophe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# I'm hoping
he'll make a combback.
(beerMatt, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ^ Double Pun
hairlarious.
(beerMatt, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
# it took shear effort to get the puns to gel together
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# I dread to see the product of all of this mental conditioning dye without being haired.
(beerMatt, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# The text on this looks kind of out of place, could you try it without?
Are we still acting like cunts to everyone? In all this excitement I kind of lost track
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# baby, here's my awareness
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Wearing "seven league boots" must surely result in the most painful death ever
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN JAM!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Don't do it, a month down the line you'll explode
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Yes, the nice man at the park would like to play too.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Either soaking his penis in saliva, or licking up semen
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:30, archived)
# well, that's me spent
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Goddamn you and your Ugly Kid Joe links :(((
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# they can be adjusted in orientation for short wave radio reception
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# depends if you're here from /talk then yes
if you're from /board no
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# CDC yay


Also this
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# white man's burden Lloyd, white man's burden
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# in other news Vidal Sassoon has dyed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# highlight of my day
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# ouch! cutting...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Those are unusual balloon animals
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# they leak their "stuffing" when you bite into them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I think they are full of cream.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# twinkies
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:14, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Punchy
Photobucket
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# you missed the disappointment challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# SEX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I'd give her a good fisting
etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Depressionen Mit Grief-Wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# STOP BEING SUBJECTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I missed the "humour is subjective" thread.
I just like drawing willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# HEY. HOW COME ALL MY PICTURES ARE NOT ON THE POPULAR PAGE?
I AM BEING SUBJECTIVELY BULLIED BY YOUR FUCKING BOARD CLIQUE. FUCK THE LOT OF YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# You don't hear much from Cliff Mitchelmore any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# his walkie-talkie battery ran out months ago
now he just thumps weakly on the lid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Webbed fingers for a wider grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# /board appears to be full of cocks today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Who are you calling a board? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I like drawing pictures of David Mitchell and Llamas.
Photobucket=
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I think it should be bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
#
Also. I haven't been on b3ta in over a decade. So hello and stuff.

Is this image too big? It is quite big isn't it.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I like how it doesn't fit on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# DONE
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# :D welcome back old person
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# only a prick would have a problem with it being big
don't cave in to these arseholes. make it bigs again.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Thanks for your support at this difficult time baldmonkey
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# No wuz.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# you're not allowed to say 'big' any more
really, this picture has different proportions depending on your point of view, all points of view having equal value, so therefore the picture exists in an undefinable Schrodingeresque state of being unacceptably large, just large, medium, slightly medium, normal, ok, small or unacceptably small all at the same time, until everyone is subjectively happy

then we just need to decide if it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Make it bigger!
I'm not judging, although he doesn't seem like the pizza eating kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Hello old person
images should ideally be under 100k, cheers, FAQ etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# I thought it was 45k?
*has never read the faq*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# subjectively, I fuckin love this.

please show me more pictures of david mitchell on llamas
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# that's clearly a Doberman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# oh man, you're worse than a 111 hitlers arguing over who built the best gas chambers
I hope you fucking die in a fire and your cock falls off and your ballbag asspoldes!!!111!!11!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
#
I made it smaller. Sorry gang.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
#
only a prick would have a problem with it being big
don't cave in to these arseholes. make it bigs again.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# But I wanted it as my desktop.
Also, are you sure they're not alpacas?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# PM me.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I love b3ta
on days like this
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a shark

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Woah! Scary!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# :D
still fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I see I missed drama
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# HITLERCHICKEN!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Shit I missed the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I'm hugely disappointed it didn't come with tits, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I'm always disappointed when they don't have tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Already profiled, innit
also, no boner frame?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# umm, no...
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# It's Moggvee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# is that Amanda Holden on the telly again
she really is shameless
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# what's got two humps and hepatitis?
Camela Anderson
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Hep never looked so sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Me too. It's astounding how seriously some people take it all.
私はヒトラースプーン鶏肉
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# where did that SA thread go?
I was enjoying that

subjectively
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
This week's vote is champing at the bit.

Your choices go something like this:

* One word challenge: Camels
* The Coalition is in chaos. Devise strategies to make them popular again
* Alternatively, come up with amusing ways to get rid of the government
* LOLYMPICS - make the olympics funny

And here's the all-important vote:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# What's a "Calition"?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# awww, what happened to animals committing crimes? :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# The B3TA contingent were discussing this at Purplestock.
When did B3TA become a democracy?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# the poll's been going for years now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# It's only recently that the democracy has been rigorously enforced though
after Mu went on a rampage of untold corruption and vote-rigging.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha forgot about that
but it was him that rigged the vote wasn't it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Yep
the sleazeball. SEND HIM TO GREECE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Greece him up!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Oh. Never mind then.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# You'd know that if you paid attention to anyone but yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# What was that? Can anyone else hear it?
Something like a dull, whining noise.....
feh. never mind. easy to ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# o_O
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# It seems being a cunt to strangers online is a main occupation
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# they have history
a torrid love affair that went wrong when one wouldn't spit or swallow. I can't remember which
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# it's just a shame the persons falling out are brilliant people
hours of fun browsing pics then one day you find out they're uselessly inconsiderate =(
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I subjectively don't find that funny
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# stick it up you
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# NOlympics pls
nuff o' that shite everywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# when is the olympics? has it started? when is it over?
*edit - fucking hell, it's not until the end of July!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# *groan*
kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Camels all week then?
Anything but LOLitics, please.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# well actually b3ta hasn't had a satire-type challenge for a while...
although I would probably merge to two lolitics options into something like: "the coalition is a bunch of wankers. photoshop them."
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# The Fury of George Michael
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# camels it is then, knob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# How long does it to get an image challenge suggestion to vote in these parts?
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1236558
Well, there, I've answered my own question really.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
# good grief
there's hope for all my past ideas yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Robert Plant hasn't aged well
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# But he's still good at licking knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# This isn't shit.
It's just that humour is subjective.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# GET HIM HITLER!
the 8th frame is the funniest.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# you're not wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# That's why I'm known as
Captain Subjective

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# subjectiveness is in the eye of the subjective beholder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Those aren't even eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# thing is, I find this funny
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# It is in a very "Look around you" way :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# That one worked superbly
It's liked you knew we were all taking all the fur out and planned it that way.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Are you broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I broke years ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Ah, good to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# YES!


More dictator based wholesome nutrition.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Meat....but only one veg.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Ha!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
MIGHTY FLOUNCE!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# you searched hard for that image, didn't you.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I'm guessing it was for a valentines card to moggy though
nuns with rabbit ears...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
Maybe I'm wrong, maybe the board really is full of love :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# see
b3ta.com/board/10765085
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Haha,
What a rare find.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Yaaaay!!!
I want to it!! ^▽^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# A word is missing here, but I dread to think what ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Aaahahahaha
A bargain at £9.80, though they'd probably charge an extra tenner to post it to Norway, the thieving cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Still only here to post your own stuff and stuff that defends your own stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# One Hundred and Eiiigghhhttttttyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I'm really confused as to who is who
Moggy was saying emvees stuff wasn't funny, so is that Moggy with Hitlers head and a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Don't be absurd.
It's quite clearly a chicken.
They don't have chickens in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Then I fear the contents of Japanese KFC even more than the local ones.
Oh wait, that's not chicken here either is it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# they have them in china, but they are mutated and walk like penguins
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7712012.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Pengiun-hen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# It's clearly the head mistress of a school for wayward chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I don't think chickens have penises or testicles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Mitosis all the way for poultry then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# in china, archeologist find creature with any feature you like
8 legged dragon sheep! 2 times many leg as gwailo sheep so more efficient and better lays more egg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# You know, that's a seriously weird thought
Dinosaurs had cocks. There were Tyrannosaurs walking around with a cock swinging around between their legs, and other Tyrannosaurs walking around with cloaca.

What do you call people who get aroused by dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hmmm
That's certainly quite direct, but it's maybe not quite so descriptive as "furry".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# "An untapped market"
*draws reptile porn*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I think if you googled "reptile porn" you might find the market already tapped
although I'm glad to say I haven't tested this one out. But there's always space for newcomers.

Shit, it just occurred to me, wasn't there a certain poster on these boards whose name would be distressingly familiar to you, who posted a pterodactyl "pleasuring" a teddy bear or something? Trust the Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 2 legged pig, less floor space, much better
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7712014.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Pig-two-legs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I think I'm ChickenHitler
Quite frankly I'm astonished that anyone takes any of the shit that I post seriously, least of all JollyJack, but at least he drew something funny in response.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# you and moggy can take it in turns being chicken hitler
share the love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I want atomic to draw this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# 2 chicken hitlers sharing love?
it's a Cockweasle job if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Get him to do it for the auction
and I'll bid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I've got all your posts printed out in a special folder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I nearly got beer on my laptop just then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# HITLERCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I just showed this to my girlfriend and she said: "Well, he doesn't seem very jolly."
But pointing out that the average b3ta reader hasn't read years of SA backstory and probably doesn't know who Hiraly is makes me Hitler? By the rules of the internet, can't I just call Godwin now and win?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Pointing out that the average b3ta reader hasn't read years of SA backstory and probably doesn't know who Hiraly is does not make you Hitler.
Continually posting the same "I don't get it" BS, and/or the general slating of whatever I post, makes you an irritation.
An itch.
This is me scratching.
And if feels jolly good :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# either get a room
or put each other on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# It's like going to your friend's house to play and hearing their parents bickering in the background.
Amusing at first but then doors start slamming and it starts to get awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# I make a point of not ignoring anyone.
Too much like defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Nah, I don't mind, fill your boots
Over on QOTW my pet troll Rory Lyon's posting pictures of me from past b3ta bashes in an attempt to embarrass me, if you need photoshopping material. I imagine I look quite silly in most of them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# *heads to QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Brilliant self parody embedded into b3ta parody.
I had to show it to the GF, funny stuff!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:11, archived)
# So, as far as I understand it, this is what has been happening on b3ta today


Would this be right?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# is that for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# yes


So is this.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
# haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I like this!
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Hmm ...
this could do with a touch more "you're a needy cunt for spending time on a picture and being proud of it, then getting all teary when it doesn't stay top of the board"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Upset, online
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# It does not benefit to be precious over one's postings on b3ta
Besides, it doesn't matter how long I take it always comes out like arse.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# That's it...a little to the right...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
# needs more explosions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Do not touch my atomic weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I don't know for sure where it's been
but I plenty sure it's been there.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I just lubed that button.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I'll never forgive you for Tenko!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
パースが合ってない
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
# SA is not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Ehhh?
D:
You accept to Cabbages. Knickers's opinion?!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
#
逆に。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# It is funny!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# we learned something today
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# You're not a Jedi yet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# that's got me proper frothing at the gash
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# you furry faggott
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I just found
this beauty in my images. I think it's a beautiful expression of the love of one man and one furry thing for a naked woman.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Moggychops and Mongycocks
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
I think little cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Now I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Needs more poo, and wee
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Just add tits and you have a picture of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# This is what I see when I scroll throught that lot down there really fast.


A lot of shit flinging, and a lot of high horses that need putting down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# It's the only way

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# A ball sack with a nasty wart and a streak of piss is not tits...
but under the circumstances, it'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# See the hairs sticking out?
I told you so. God only knows how I managed to tell you in the state I was last night. I'll thank autocorrect, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# \o/
'easily pleased'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
today every day
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# and this is how we take over the world
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# alright.
-_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I have no idea why people get so angry on here.
people should be less angry.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# dont start oppresing angry people you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I'll fucking smear them in vaselene and stab them with sparklers
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Fuck off back to Mumsnet
Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# that's the spirit
Horny Mumsnet?

Daddy is out, working hard with his secretary

Poor mummy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Too brown
and there's no fucking font
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Whatever happened to pulling up kittens, shopping chairs and being lully?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# stick it up your arse
/baz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# The chair or the kitten?
Because I'm game for both.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# both is good
but the order is what makes it better
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I already are familiar with such.
Soon get tired of everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# in that case, MORE HATE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Really? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Don't know. Was caught up in moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# People are the worst kind of people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Especially the scapegoats
those batsadrs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Starring Meryl Streep as Scapegoat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# The way she pulls her nose out to resemble a goat
it changes a man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# She can pull anything she wants.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# even the complicated levers in a killer robot?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# You know nothing about her! D:<
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# that's what you think
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Like pints?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Can she ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# tnck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:37, archived)
# as she so flippantly held her middle fingers up whilst being stabbed in the teat
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# she faaking luvs it
the slaaaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# A quick scan of /board has confirmed this visual interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# It's all the fault of /talk
everything is.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:10, archived)
# people were right
this place is much more fun without a blocklist
just need a secondary account to browse safe-ish at work
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# am I the only person with only one account on here?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# hang on
are you saying you had discomeats on ignore??

FUCK HIM UP DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I'm sure plenty of people have me on ignore
but fuck those guys, they roll around in their own poo.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
# True
I roll around in my own shit all the time and I've got you on ignore. I'm posting this from my other account.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# that's ok
I'm posting this from your other account too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
# enough shite going on in reality without having to deliberately look for it on the net innit
think I'll go do something productive like watch some videos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Really?
I only went a couple of threads back and saw JJ finally rising to Emvee's bait and some people from talk livening things up a bit.

Still, gives me reason to trot this piece of shit out again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Is it worth unignoring him for?
Does he go proper mentalist?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Not that I saw
To me it looked like they bickered a bit, threw a couple of insults around, and then JJ posted a thread calling him emvious. More or less handbags - if it wasn't modern b3ta I'd assume everyone was chuckling merrily while they were at it rather than seeing their blood pressure top 150/110.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# People seem to actually mean their insults now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
# It's this national austerity, it's making everyone angry.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# :(
The cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# someone always angry
angry angry!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
# &#12399;&#12356;
私は完全に精神的なしていますので、は私が日本語ですべてを記述するつもりです
(TheCastrator, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
ネギを調査します。歌いながらネギを保持します。ニラを解除しないでください。ニラは、貯蔵寿命を制限されています。ねぎの使用を介して拡張しません。

ニラは、漏れ出す可能性があります。これは日本の文法冗談ではありません。
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# \^.^/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# tncf?
I don't get it.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
# try harder
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon all.
I don't seem to have drawn anything remotely involving wee or poo. Or willies. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
I like this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Neat, very David Shrigley
But I must know where Hattie is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# In teh FUTURE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I like to imagine Hattie
changing history such that we are all her descendants and the world consequently has far more in the way of fluffy bedding as infrastructure.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# well my cheeks are certainly full of woodshavings...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Well, I didn't like to say...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# And Zorbing as the main method of transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Excellent concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# There's a film in this
or my name isn't Albert Q. Schwillhooven!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Starring Meryl Streep as Hattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Where's the exhaust port?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# That is probably done internally
and across the space-time continuum. Or is a basic design fault.
Ask Hattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# She's not returning my emails.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Like many geniuses, she is fickle.
Especially when bribed with cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
# it's hidden so that people with x-wing fighters don't start getting ideas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Dogfight? Now I'm confused
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# That explains why Hattie used to squeak to her cage-mate:
"Use all fours, Luke"
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Powered by an invisible hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Depends when the pic was drawn...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Where's Richard Gere?
Hope Hattie is OK
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# I think this actually began as a vengeance mission
with Gere in mind. Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# The small cog on the left is Richard Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Yay for punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# + Hammond off Top
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# That's what we need, more aparatus on b3ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes, I am a firm believer in aparatus
young people don't have enough of it, in my opinion.
*waves stick, sternly*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# quite so!
you wave that stick! that'll show those batsadrs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Also gubbins and widgets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# It's exactly that sort of loose language from young people
which apparatus would sort out!
You'll be talking about devices, jiggery-pokery and paraphernalia next.
*shakes head in disgust*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# What about gizmos?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Pah!
*slinks off, slightly aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Evidently she invented the mushroom governor.
b3ta reply in Japanese!- 明らかに彼女はキノコ知事を発明した。
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I thought I'd avoided having a Japanese response to this pic
but my ruse of not posting Hattie as a cleavage-wielding child-hamster was clearly not precaution enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:25, archived)

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