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[challenge entry] Woodstock rocks!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# IIII III IIII I I I IIIIII!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# ^ |||| ||| ||||
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# II III II III II III II III II III
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha yes. Very good. :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Bwahahaha :D
My word!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Turns out she's having a baby in the spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Oh my
huge office groan
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Too shit for it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] FEED US!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# clagnut remover :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# ouch!
but effective I'm sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That's gonna smart, first thing in a morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# "These don't taste like worms mom!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Haha and ewww
Not a big fan of those please-don't-steal-the-bog-roll metal dispensers.
NO-ONE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR SANDPAPER-LIKE SHIT TICKETS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Our Uni toilets
kept our student digs fully stocked, at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
"Aw! Not tapeworm again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# haha
and there's more to come!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Powlpit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Beatifully sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# It is rather sinister, isn't it?
I hadn't actually intended that - it was meant to just be an O RLY play, but yes - I suppose it is! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# the flock aint lisnin
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# The flock are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# That's a Lou Reed song, isn't it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3TPwOT31g&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Love that song!
Though looking at when it was released is making me think of the QOTW...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# "Give me your hungry, tired and poor - I'll piss on 'em." Yep, that's Lou Reed...
I'll have to have a think about the QOTW too, I can't keep pretending I'm a tight, toned, virile 18 year old. Not with my gut...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I have developed the phrase "BLM" - Body Like Mine - for whenever watching television with Mrs V and some hunk comes on
as it makes her laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I'm quite disturbed by the amount of material I can offer to this QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Photo taken in the garden... ish


Click for bigger (286 kb)
(philbo baggins, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# * Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# :-)
..you were joking, right?
(philbo baggins, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Awww
I recently found out my camerawork was in the title sequence of that Channel 4 Foxes Live programme a few weeks back...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# :-)
..just as long as they gave appropriate credit..

This fox was completely unfazed by humans - if you were standing outside, it'd walk past unconcerned a couple of metres away.

(philbo baggins, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Aww, lovely!
I sometimes see a fox or two at the bottom of my garden; I think there's a den behind the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Now with added smears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# did jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yoffy was a creepy looking chap in retrospect. He looks like he should be sacrificing virgins in a Hammer horror film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha Saurons early TV career.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Blimey
what was said above! The bloke just needs a black cape
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# The white gloves were probably a mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# COMPOO IT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Hey there b3ta!

So, is Prometheus any good or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# nicely!
haven't seen it...yet
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Bet he's writing a virus to upload to the Human mothership
Must be a good guy, he's using a Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# That's because he has the FaceHuggerTime app for his Apple :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Hitler used a Mac!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# No Hitler used Immac to keep his moustache so tidy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Super sir!!
Not seen it yet, though I DID watch
'Immortals' last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Fuck, that was a fucking mess too.
I had high hopes for Immortals as I like Tarsem's style, but jeeeeezus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Me too!
Half of it in teh bloody dark!! Grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# The thing that bugged me was that Zeus tells Theseus, you're the chosen one, we will not intervene in anyway whatsoever...
Then Zeus comes down and starts fucking people up and i'm all like, what the fuck Zeus, let Theseus do his shit..

And Zeus is all like, fuck that..let's rumble

And Theseus is like, oh hai Zeus, tanks for the help, I thought I was meant to start shit myself, but you halp me fight now

right i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I know four people who have seen it, and three of them loved it
and one, our very own Great Architect, was mediocre about it

Edit: And that picture is super woo! Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# TGA = mediocre?
You live and learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Then on that tiny census it is decided.
I shall visit my local kinetographorium this eve with a shiny sixpence to watch Mr Ridleyscott's moving picture.

Also, TGA=Mediocre? HONKA HONKA!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I am one of those 4 mentioned above who loved Prometheus - just don't expect it to be Alien 5.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Not a spoiler to explain it's a different kettle of facehuggers to that of Alien.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# OMFG MORE SPOILERS
YOU'VE RUINED THAT SCENE WITH THE KETTLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Yes the kettle scene in Imax 3D was awe inspiring you could actually see it boil and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
Genuine spoilers here, Ridley's original storyboard
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# That's almost 3d! How is it done?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# This is exactly right :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# NIZE TEEFZ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I have, it's a fucking mess, a pretty mess but with so many forgotten plot points I lost count.
Fassbender is excellent though.

Also, I like your xenobeano
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I don't know
but this is bloody great!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# My local cinema is not showing it :( they only have 12A and PG films showing.
And yet we will read about how movie piracy is killing the industry and 15 + rating films dont work in cinema's, and yet the #1 film in the UK this week is not showing!(!) but I can see The Avengers STILL!!

I was really looking forward to seeing this, and now I cant :(

The real insult, when I went to see MiB3 last week they had a huge cardboard promotional thing in the entrance for Prometheus :/

Fuckers the lot of em :(
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I've only heard people complaining about it being full of more holes than swiss cheese
but I've not seen it, so who knows!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
#
Here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# It raises questions for certain but the 'holes' are just plot devices to open the story up in the film(s) to follow.
It looks to be certain there will be more. Some people disliked the movie as it wasn't a self contained storyline it's like a set of scenes that gets people asking questions which I'm sure they will answer in the following movies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Well, I have a very high threshold for average films, so I'll probably enjoy it.
That said, I enjoyed the Star Trek reboot, then spent a long time picking all the crap science apart. Is there crap science?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Not really that much everything seems pretty feasible
I can be fairly sure you will enjoy it though especially if you see the IMAX or Real 3D version the 3D is nice to look at if you get bored of anything else :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I liked it very much
Unsure about a few of the 'plot holes' although the next day spent on the web soon cleared that up, plenty of theories doing the rounds about what comes between the ending of that film and the start of Alien. Needless to say it's not exactly a smooth transition, but they did say that's not what they were setting out to make.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I've heard it's not as good as the original Alien, but still alright.
Planning on watching it soon. I've only just got round to seeing Avengers, so it'll probably be a month from now, knowing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# arf!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Nice
I saw it last night, in 3D which was an unexpected bonus, and with a broken farting bassbox, badly set contrast, and a woman who had decided to take her respiratory illnesses for a night out, cough cough, which I could have done without. But I just about managed to get through it.

I saw no plot holes, only open ended threads, it wasn't the movie I had hoped it would be, one that tied up all the loose ends and explained everything, instead it was a visual feast that raised more questions than it answered, and then left them open ended, however, I am now straining at the bit for the next installment, so I guess it did its job!

It also has an alien 'birth' scene that beat the original chestburster scene for sheer visceral horrible ness. Never thought that could ever happen.

I look forward to it coming out on blu ray so I can see and hear it all properly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:11, archived)
# I saw it last night and wanted to fart on Ridley Scotts head
actually more the writers...

there's so many bits that are SHIT SHIT SHIT! dialogue is poor, and plenty of bits where I thought, WTF??!? no one would ever do that, bullshit!!!
but plenty of visual treats

suspend your disbelief as far as it can possibly go, then suspend some more and you'll like it
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# No no no you're not getting it
I think, anyway, that where it's going is it's taking the whole juxtaposition of if we accept our existence as being organic and our means to try and reach out and extend our lives beyond our planet and our finite existences being a technical one, then we can consider the Alien tech as being created by people who, for whatever reason, are extra-organic consciousnesses, and use organics in the same way as we use technology, if they have a problem they make an organic solution, in a cold environment where we would build a shelter and then shut the window to make the room warmer, they would re build their own organic structure from the DNA up to make themselves less susceptible to the cold, so if these people have a problem, then their solution is a genetic DNA re write, or an organic life form that fills the gap, where as ours is to make something dead and technical that acts as a barrier between us and the problem.

Our fundamental problem according to the movie is our individual consciousness ends when we die, extrapolating from the idea of organic tech theirs is that consciousness without organic life and the ability to do things is pointless and boring. To us organic life is precious and amazing and tech is disposable, to them the complete opposite is true, they may exist as some form of electrical life perhaps and never die.

SO my guess is, we are in fact a 'program' that was planned to have an end organic product that the non organically bound Creators designed to produce a solution to a problem, but for whatever reason there was a mistake, we didn't come out right, and due to that accident as seen in the movie we still exist, we are a forgotten petri dish essentially, and we've grown beyond our original programmed intention, or went wrong, we aren't what it wanted, which makes us useless to the Creators who now want to wipe the 'disc' which is our world and our existence, and start over to try again and make whatever it was they originally intended, and we're just in the way.

We were a mistake, the Aliens are the kill switch, the disc wipe, we are being annoyingly hard to eradicate, and as far as the Creators are concerned we are a bug in the system that needs to be corrected so they can get on with whatever it is they originally intended to create, without us wandering around the universe thinking we're important and being a random element to their calculations.

I would like to imagine if the Creator began as a single non organic consciousness then it's fundamental goal is to create another consciousness born from organic life, simply to find someone to talk to that it likes. A mate. It makes sense as otherwise why make organic life so complicated as to be capable of consciousness?

Although for all we know, it is all war, or games, or just something to do...

I might be completely wrong but I guess we have to wait for the next installment.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Busby!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Hai Bilbo!!!
...and cheers \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
Was watching the Jubilee thing, one of these guys on a horse, look of utter terror throughout the procession as his hat jiggled about. He couldn't sort it as he was carrying a massive spear-thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I remember Busby, the little yellow shit!
and he didn't have a dick!

De-RIS

* sorry for teh rant
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha, nicely mate
If it wasn't animated, Springwatch might actually believe this one
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Cheers matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] by the way: Happy Birthday, Dino!
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(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Fucking hell, that belmface made me do a massive office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# this comment made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Now that's hot spring action!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Nice.. and now with added office lols....
* Starts Singing

♫ It's spring again, so bring to them
♫ Two-tits from Oddies nose
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# is that one by showaddyoddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# No, Max Bill-Grieves
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# BLODDY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# oh fuck, I just learned a new word
*mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# haha the last bit makes me guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# unexpected nostril chicks
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# It's a
right Royal Family/Oddie/Nostril knees up, an' no mistake!

Good work, fine Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Puuuush...

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# die bum chin man die!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Well that went well
Grimtastic as usual
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# eeew
You weren't expecting *that*, were you Dr. Bollockface?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Haha!
Dr. Bollockface indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Looks a lot like Tom Jones
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# How Lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Bungee-births, it's all the rage. Nicely done Butters
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# EPIC!
i hope this is animated soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# such a proud father
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...........he looks just like his mum.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
bumchin is great... more bumchin I say
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
Much hand graspage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# pfft
a story as old as time itself
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# haha
although I was expecting that man's buttface to come into play at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# It must have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit but still....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I can't see the birdsnest
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:05, archived)
# neither can I
should I?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I assumed smugcat was looking at a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I think he's wondering where all the cars went
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# There are two right at the back, just left of Teh Quo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# That's not teh Quo, old fella
it's a wobbly bloke on a bicycle
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Don't cross the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I don't believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I remember someone posting a horrifying gif not that long ago
that proved cats DO have opposable thumbs. The end is nigh, our time as masters of this planet is over ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# CAT!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# CAT!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# CAT

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# ERM.... DOLPHIN!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# SLAAAAAAAGS!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# ...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# CAT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I hate this pict....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Guffaw!
Flantastic!

(Please don't bother to reach for the fryingpan. I've spanged myself for you.)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Is it February 2nd?
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# :)
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# a leopard can't change it's...no wait
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I really like this
They can be vicious hunters when they want to be and turn cute and purry in an instant.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# hey.... how come people arent' talking about ME, hubare, anymore?!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
* The fat fuck has eaten all the pies nests!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha, nice
Looks like he's leaning and slightly raising a leg, to one side to let one off!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# parp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] it's deader than gayshift today

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# i'm getting a hint of pat butcher mixed with patsy kensit
in a 20/80 ratio.
i think i may be broken
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# ew, I am totally soft right now
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Why shop Kate Moss' face on to someone else's body?
I would have thought pictures of her in a bikini would be remarkably easy to find
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# because moss has no tits, and it wouldn't fit with the "joke"


and I could use the practice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I hadn't noticed you had shopped her on
I just thought, "she must have had those done, they never used to be that big!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# can't be too shabby then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# So use a picture of Kate Moss and change the punchline to 'Nah, no tits!'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# good points
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I wouldn't describe those as great tits
horribly misshapen fakies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# You're a great tit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# no, *you're* a towel
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# ^ Pffffftttt...
* Office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# tbh, it was the first hot chick in a blue bikini on the page
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# She looks slightly sickening is why
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I wondered at the Moss joke
I thought it was Fergie
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# arf
and chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Woah!
I'd drop my worm into that nest any day
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I bloody hate these sodding shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# but they go with the outfit
which is, admittedly, ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Woo
Likes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Poor little beggars
At first I thought it was a Storm trooper. Why, just WHY, do they have Pom-poms on their toes???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure it quite fits the compo brief, but i don't care as it took an unnecessarily long time

btw, does it look like it plays at the right speed?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# It's great, but a bit fast
I had to press esc to find out what the big pink thing is as the actress said to the bishop.

Edit: Actually, it looks about right if you scroll over and see the end of it as the actress said to the bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# bigger break at the end
done!

edit - buy a widescreen monitor, it's like tomorrow's world, today.
narrowed for the benefit of the paupers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# speed is appropriate
Is that a rubber chicken?
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# nope, it's a plucked chicken
from the rspb website, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Should have been from the RCAF website
(Royal Canadian Air Farce)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0lOf5VlzWU
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# BANG! and the chicken's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# That reminds me of this....
Whatever did happen to k3b/-\b?

* also, ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] he's never gonna do it...


Click for bigger (153 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# sorry, for posting above
it wasn't there when i clicked to post a new message.
it's because it takes me ages to think of titles (which usually i just say 'dunno' in)

edit - but do birds nest in eggs? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I tried to capture it quicker but
he was taken from his nest still in the egg.


The nest is just off screen.

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone had to...
Not sure about NSFW rules yet, if anyone thinks it might offend I 'think' I can add an NSFW somewhere?
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hello nOObie
Pull on a cdc and shop some tits

Oh, hang on... you have just done that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hiya
Crudely Drawn Cocks are b3ta's SFW way of putting willies on something. So you've done exactly the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Hello
I nearly mentioned rude words but thought it best not to.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# It's ok, we have a swear filter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# The fluking thing won't work properly though because some canute made a half-aced job of coding it, what a piece of shout it is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# it only works if you enable it, too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# You can fucking swear as much as you titting like
Although I guess there'd be a few cocking complaints if it was in really cunting big text.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# i like to use pics of ant and dec as cock pics
but that's just me

edit - no i fucking don't, i use them for tit pics. you've got me confused with your evil mind games
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# *counts pubes, nods*
welcome new person, i see you are familiar with the cdc
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Cocks and tits for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw a dickie-bird in my garden this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Three feathers per, er... flank
bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Three feathers per 'flank', eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Well, this is embarrassing. I seem to be awash etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *towels down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# *Sells photos to press*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
Edit: sod it, the clues can stay. Half a watermark is better than none.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# This breaks many rules of crossword compiling
It's not symmetrical and there are too many unconnected white squares.

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# It would have symmetry if not for the bent CDC in the top left
... knew I should have left it out :(

EDIT: :(((( *goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# But now that the bent CDC is gone I can't answer any of the questions!
(Though I am very impressed at the answers to the now missing questions...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# erm, but it IS symmetrical
just not in the way a crossword usually is

/pedant, pedant blog

edit - hang on, it's been edited now, right? i was wondering where 3 across was supposed to go
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# That's chuffing clever, that is!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Cheers
I'm just glad that someone got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Quite
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not seen this picture at this angle before.
Probably don't fit the brief but there you go. That's Cameron's Britain for you. Hello.

The big picture (without the badly shopped birdies.)
/chb x
(#1, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# ^Totally couldn't log in to this account, but seems to be working now :)
EDIT: It's as slow as a turd sinking in a vat of treacle here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# I think that's because we voted to bore ourselves witless, yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# That can't be a comfortable perch...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)

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