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# Mansquito

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# There's something very special about this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# you are a delightful brain-wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# fuck, i'm bored, i'm going home.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
#

soundcloud.com/throp5/frolic-luciano
(1.618..., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Ha ha, super.

(and is that the start of a CDC down his back?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# fill your boots
(1.618..., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# hahahar!
you kicked me in the leg already!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Wouldn't work with me,
I have thick, soupy blood.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# you're minestrone positive?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Your blood could be as thick as tar
The mosquito man always gets what he came for
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
#
i'd liked, to know of you in this way, thank you for the information.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# How many coils
does it take to rid oneself of Mansquito?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Only one...
...but it must be lit, then inserted into Mansquito rectally. It's the only way to stop him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Oh, I understood that was to be avoided
as it sends him into a sexual frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Only for about ten minutes
just until the coil finishes burning his insides out
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
click
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Hahaha, wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Now there's a man who isn't wasting his life
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I like how the "victim" is actually, on closer inspection, pulling MossyMan in closer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# and also missing out on a prime nads-kicking opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# This is nature!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha awesome :D
is he attacking Mozzer??
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Sorry for Q&D
Thought I'd try to get in first



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(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Had to de-RIS.
Not a big fan of tennis. It's the only sport that's actually more amusing to listen to than watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qEFvFWKKNA
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Delivering a poignant message of anti-consumerism
or a pansy rage-quitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# bbc announcer earlier promised "an exciting afternoon of tennis"
the words tennis and exciting should never be in the same sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# If it was all like that fighty bit, I'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# yeah, that'd be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Well in fairness I wasn't actually watching it
Just got nothing better to do on a Sunday than have all the BBC live sport feeds up
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# i've no time for telly
i've been doing laundry and eating steak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Odd that
I've been doing a steak and eating my laundry.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# good job i've already eaten
as i've now got to paint my mother's toenails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# And plus, it's the most exciting thing to happen in tennis since the sport began.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I get frustrated if I miss a streaker
Full-frontal nudity! On BBC1 in the afternoon! And I was probably watching a DVD :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Alternatively


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(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah, fat chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Pffft
I'd like to fuck up the Queen, too
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Oh! This'll be what you want, then


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(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Only he knows what it's like for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Wait, this is something about tennis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] well,it might look like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# what, a happy clappy jappy chappie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# A dictatorial leader, a blond woman, and Kim Jong Un?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# ...so they walk into a tavern and then?.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# The bartender says "is this some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdaXxMfjxI
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Ahem
Crap, crap, crap!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Vigorous
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:27, archived)
# My new kitten appears to be showing fascist tendencies....
and I have no idea how he made the banners, what with no opposing thumbs...

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Very clever "potato" prints using his second pad there?
He's very cute, though... if Hitler had looked like that the Nuremberg Rally propaganda films would have been somewhat less disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Heil Kitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Seig Heil!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Kello
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hittey?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Serious wadie!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Haha, as all kittens should be :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Teaser for the movie adaptation of Maus?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# haha i saw that comic in a shop the other day
and my first thought was: 'fuck, atomic's getting famous!'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
I keep meaning to buy it; either that or Blacksad, which also features a Hitler cat, supposedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# nein Der Hund ist besser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Schweinehund!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# hehe excellent
'you a vewwy norty kittin'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# *thinks about gangs of cats with thumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# A serious post.
My daughter came over with my grand children today and I suddenly realised how time flys. It only seems like yesterday when I was decaking shyte from her arse. After they had gone, it moved me to write some music expressing my feelings of amazement combined by the slightly scary feeling that life is actually quite short.

If it's a bit blury, clicky here to embiggify and deblurification
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# aah a modern classic.. was it you who wrote the piece
"You could have had a brother, but I came on her tits"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Yes, although I prefered the B side.
I Love You So Fucking Much, I Haven't Had A Shit Since Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# How time flies?
You can't, they too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# or zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip about half a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# How touching:-), Does it include the timless clasic "Your mum swollowed your sisters and I wiped your brothers off my chest with a towel"?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# It was left off for legal reason I don't want to go into.
It does include a cover of 'Love Hurts', a minor key ballad love song which I retitled, 'You Wouldn't Let Me Fuck You Now I've Got Lover's Balls'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I know a man of your impecible musical pedigree has heard this......
But you can't say it isn't a timeless romantic classic ;-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejxhon2AaM8
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# As far as I recall
The BBC Home Service and the Light Programme omitted it from their playlist for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Shame really,I think it would have been perfect if he had played it when he appeared on the Lulu program ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Indeed. A missed opportunity if I ever heard of one.
However, the BBC did allow it to go out with some slight alterations.
1. They changed the tune
2. Jim M. got the sack
3. They changed the lyrics, and
4. They changed the title to Purple Haze.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Allterations 1 and 3 remind me of going to see Bod Dylan a few years back....
Turning to a freind and asking "err, is this like a rolling stone?" and him pausing and replying "Errrrrm, I'm not sure but I think it maybe!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# There is a brilliant spoof of Dylan with both his voices on Lemmings.
A brilliant spoof of Woodstock in the early days of the National Lampoons with John Belushi, Chevy Chase & Co. They made it the Woodchuck Festival of Peace Love and Death. A government approved festival to encourage the mass suicide of hippies. I think there are some clips on youchoob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Tonights searching sorted, I shall have a look in a while :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# It's a popular favourite
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# It's all in the melody.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I'd have thought it was all in the rhythm...
(had it long ago, but I don't think it lasted the full 8 minutes)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I had it in the early eighties on coloured vinyl under the name of High, Live 'n Dirty
Can't remeber how long the track was though....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Touching isn't it.
I'm a very proud father.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Today..oi has mostly been on the high seas
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Yay for mutated pengwinses!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# So, so sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Bearded penguin, now there's an image...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# You dropped this....
'with tits'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I hesitate to post my "I Hate Penguins" picture
because I like this one. :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# how can you hate penguins?!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Because I'm a cold, heartless monster. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I have this horrible feeling
that I have.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# *Adopts German psychoanalyst pose*
"Sho, in your past you haff had disturbink relations mit eine Seefahrer-Pinguin, und dis has manifested itself as eine recurring theme in your artworks."
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *Sobs*
YES, it's true I tell ya, it's all true!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Yay, looks like he's had all the fishies on his little dishies..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# captain halibut
i presume?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# aww, he's cute!
(Roxon, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Trooping the Pigskin

(geemcs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# COME ON THE DUTCH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# They fackin' lav it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# We're al slaaaaaaags here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# synchronised keepy-uppy, impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# skill
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# *jazz hands*

Bieber Fan vs Kurt Cobain
Bieber Fan vs Common Knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Is that Sue Sylvester?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# *Googles*
Scary lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# no, u!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# That Bieber fan is hillarious
I was following her on Twitter, but then she started spouting a load of racist and homophobic stuff. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# The shouty strange ones always tend to drift that way if you hang around long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# O_O
that's twice today already.

srs inane bsns :(

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Trolls gotta eat and Twitter's buying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# "Did Kurt Cobain ever have the biggest fan base on Twitter? NO"
The urge to mutilate with a chainsaw is rising.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# why resist it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Indeed
In fact, under the circumstances I encourage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Claire Danes has really let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Haha, sends along Mark Linkus...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Afternoon all.


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(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Nice shoes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# haha! mmm'kay :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Afternoon
I presume that's a shield of some kind and not infact a reel?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah, originally it was a shield. But I made into what, as a kid I called a Scatch game.
Reel Photo Sunday is great by the way. I think you need more though.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I'll try, it seems reely popular
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# that's pretty special
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# WOO!! thighs is full of win :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# fake and gay
/youtube response
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Skatch!
Oh hai 1992
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I christ, I forgot I had a scatch game
We would always throw the ball too hard, so it wouldn't stick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Ah,
Finally I understand what 'scatch' is
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# It's a velcro tennisball that's supposed to be caught on a velcro pad.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah, I remember the toys, just not the name
www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,973506,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# There can be only one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Glorious!
I like the way your mind works.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Another edition of REEL photo sunday



This weeks REEL is a 50 Way IDC Cable, she can really "transport your data", here she is in her natural habitat, and as you can see she's been "used", DIRTY.

PREVIOUSER
PREVIOUSERER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# eat a bowl of fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Why don't you fuck a bowl of fuck, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# i dick my dick to dick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Dick the Dick Dick Dicker dick dick.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:03, archived)
# PUPPY DICKER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
# chiiiiiips
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# *glees*
later, daddy calls :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Why am I giggling like a loon?
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Its like Jason Bradbury, in hardware supplies form
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I had to google that
with a throbbing google
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10790375
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
give keep
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# indeed, without reels we'd be in caves, looking for caves, eating caves and wearing caves.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# and there just aren't enough caves for all of us
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# indeed, one day, science will learn a way to make caves, but to what end, eventually there will be only one single huge cave
and we will weep for our folly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:14, archived)
# This is not REAL PHOTO SUNDAY
this is REEL PHOTO SUNDAY

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# ^
www.b3ta.com/board/10790455
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# You're right, I should delete the thread immediately!
Throw the computer into the sea

Join a bhuddist retreat

and make baskets

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# my all-time fave pic of yours, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# That -v
www.b3ta.com/board/10790380
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# some say it has an odd PCB pin configuration

but I f*ckin' love it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Square frames are SO in right now.

Just ask the poofs fashion designers from the Reitman's ads.
www.xtra.ca/public/National/Reitmans_ads_portray_minstrel_show_gays-10463.aspx
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# she's turned into a starwars medbot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# What do you mean "turned into"?
She's not the droid you're looking for?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# ah, close enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I rather like these ads
even if the fashion designers are fake and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Shit just got reel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# fr rl, bro
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# OMFG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Cumdrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# DRUM AND DAD
(1.618..., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# O_O sticky
can't stop the beat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Is Ernie saying "Help!"?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# 'spunk'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# You are evil
AICMFP

Yay!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10790455
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Didn't take long!
Yaay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Lol
That Duck is dead now.
(Fluffster, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I'm hearing this in my head
It sounds like BOOOM..! "Buh-buh..." "Meep"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# The final stroke
Gracious! www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# De-lurks...
I was going to mspaint this but then I found a lazy generator..so I'll go with the age old "humour over technique" angle...quite probably bindun somewhere or similarly, but it struck me as an original thought. Insomnia and thc allay any plagiarism.
It amused me, nobody's here to care anyway.
Re-lurks.
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 6:21, archived)
# You mad bro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 7:14, archived)
# fuck aw-yaw
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Shit's about to go down fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# wut?
what does it all mean?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 7:34, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 7:37, archived)
# ning
what happened to the gay shift? it's been dead for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 7:46, archived)
# It's because they don't know when it ends and have all been awake for the past month.
I have just made this for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 8:11, archived)
# CATSHIT
(1.618..., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# Nice offer, but no thanks...
I had Corn Flakes

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)
# This is pretty much the rest of my day on the interwebs
So thanks for wrapping that up for me.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Look at the board-stats, we're in a real go-slow at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)
#
Top of the board with 260
Time was I'd barely have scraped top 30 with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Eeek, that is rather low board wide.
Might have to revise my theory below that it is just effecting the gayshifters.
Or it could be AIDS again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# The last year has seen a high number of regular/frequent posters vanishing, (flounces/disagreements/Twitter/becoming lurkers).
There's a lot more of the post-and-run types, (mixed with those who only exist within the confines of their own posts), which might just be a side-effect of less posts overall making these seem more prominent than they used to be.
Noobie Tuesdays are distinctly lacking in L plates, (I can count the newest active members from the last two months on one hand).
And your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# plus we need a lot more aussies and yanks on board
aussie/yank members: get recruiting!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# b3ta has always had the post and runners

there are a lot of us old types on twitter and the general consensus is it's the same trolls that are pissing folk off.
Noobie Tuesday L plates used to be fun..I think the last noob (that I can remember) to wear his L badge was HappyToast,
whatever happened to him?..
seriously who the fuck wants to post and get a barrage of abuse and snide remarks?..and it's usually from the same 3 cunts doing it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# haha fucking hell
"there are a lot of us old types on twitter and the general consensus is it's the same trolls that are pissing folk off."

rofl you don't half talk some crap, p69. Weren't you the one whining about some facebook clique a while back?

"seriously who the fuck wants to post and get a barrage of abuse and snide remarks?"

I agree.. however you seem to have conveniently forgot that you love dishing it out yourself, Mother Teresa.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# there wasn't a facebook clique, remember?...and you say I'm talking crap really means fuck all.
maybe you can get someone to take a screencap of this so you can post it on facebook.
and 90% of the time I'm only dishing it out to b3ta dick splashes like yourself.

as always keep up the good work, you and yer pals are making this place great.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# "keep up the good work" *tick*
You seem to be confusing me with someone who posts screencaps of you on Facebook and has friends.

You're not doing a bad job of keeping this place friendly yourself. "Dicksplash?". Terrible online abuse :(



(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# are you trying to say you've never took a screengrab of a b3ta conversation?
posted it on facebook, granted you did get 9 comments, but they where all from yourself.


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Oh you two, get a room.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:38, archived)
# We do have a room
Don't worry, this is foreplay - a whole night of sweet lovemaking is on the cards. Prodge has shaved and bleached his bumhole and I've trimmed my pubes into the shape of the batman logo
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ^ clearly he just can't quit me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# HAHA!
aaaaw you blocked your facebook page...what's up?


you made ma day ya fuckin' fudd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Hullo
Blocked? No idea what you mean - but if me adjusting my privacy settings made your day, I can tell you that pales into significance knowing that you were stalking my facebook page. Now THAT made my weekend \o/

You know it's funny, but I knew I could sense the smell of porridge and failure lingering, but I just thought it was coming up from between my legs.

Cheers Prodge, I can start my working week on a high! xx
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# no idea what you mean..hahaa

god your patters shit, porridge?..seriously?

fucking mortally wounded here.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# All I can think of to do with the trolls is to put them on ignore.
Turning your back on them removes any chance of further interaction, so they'll either stop or try elsewhere.
And if everyone that was on the receiving end of their attentions did this, they'd soon shrivel up in the wilderness.

It's not a particularly brilliant way of resolving the issue, but I can't really think of what else might be done, other than reporting them and seeing if the Powers That Be are willing/able to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I don't even talk to the cunt but he can't help himself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# it's the 2012 effect man
it's all starting to go down

when Uranus is finally in alignment.. man, shits gonna happen

edit: oh shit, I just realised, this troll thread reminded me I haven't done this weeks REEL PHOTO Sunday image.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
#
Ack! Ack-ack-ack!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# love that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Endless flouncing and re-flouncing is dull.
And there's been far too many willing to feed it, and not posting and playing along on the normal stuff, has bored most of the Niters off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
# gayshift .. is dying man
it's dying.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# GET RECRUITING
B3TA NEEDS YOU

And yes, "Tahkcalb", if that is your name, I mean you! You and your Antipodean chums.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# I thought Tahkcalb was Canadian...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# canada, australia
close enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I used to get Russia and Canada confused as a child
because they were both big and at the top of the map.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ... So maybe he is Russian...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Rule of thumb:
Russians drink vodka and don't make a big deal about it.
Canadians drink beer and think it makes us (as you Brits put it) "dead hard" .
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks
although I am no longer a child, and I have learned to tell the difference, even without the use of crude national stereotypes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:41, archived)
# :( my high opinion of you just dropped a notch
;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Really?
Tahkcalb, if such *is* your name, you have my most humble apologies. For some reason I thought you were another Aussie, and I know how offensive that must be to a member of your proud nation.

So, as a Canuck, get recruiting!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I blame trolling b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Could be
I knew someone that lurked for years, finally joined in, fine for a few days and then got some nasty replies. She doesn't even bother with the newsletter anymore, let alone the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# shame who was it?...when you really annoy them they start putting your name in their sig.

to show you how annoyed they are...oooooh *handbag motion*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# haha that's pathetic
i never even look at people's sigs
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# pffh haha!
I don't take 'teh internetz' serious
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :)
i think i may have to change this or i'll forget and assume i was trolling you because i was taking the internet too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# but how will i know you're not taking me or the internetz serious if you remove it

dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# So your sig change has nothing to do with recent /board events with Moggy, right?
Take a pill p69 or go back to bed, you're not thinking straight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# i think it's probably best all round if we all treat each other as not taking anything seriously
that should lead to fewer flounces all around, and we can all sing kumbaya and hold hands
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# you're either paranoid or deflecting guilt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Guilt?
haha, please tell me more of this theory :)

edit: No, wait, I seriously can't be arsed to read the utter tripe that your shit-stained fingers are going to type. It's Sunday, I've got work tomorrow and I intend to enjoy my day off. Seeya, Foureyes xx :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I really don't see what my sig has to do with Moggy
but seeing as you mention her, I'm going to have a guess that you've been a monumental cunt towards her again.

later troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Nope, incorrect
again.

That's at least 5 times in this thread by my count. Blimey Prodge, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# really?..5 times..sheezo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ah, but you don't really care what people think about you on the internet
the dilemma is but paper-thin
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
# someone said it to me on here, then proceeded to change their sig..

had to be there I guess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# something about cancer
lmao
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# I was going for her being the victim newbie
losing interest in the site rather than the troll.
She didn't sod about, she just stopped coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# fair doos
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I think the sun came out once or twice
and people are spending less time online
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# RPS is shit - give it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 7:36, archived)
# ^ThiS
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# no jedis knocking things over no LOL
soz
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Yeah! Jedis are fucking awesome!
Aw man, *lightsaber noises*
fssssszoooooooooooooooo ffzzzzzzzzzzzzooo
Luke! I am your father! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pynow pynow pynow stupid stormtroopers can't aim!
TIE FIGHTERS! RAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWR!
These are not the droids you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:26, archived)
# needs more star wars
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Nice joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Haha
Nice, I didn't get it until I realised my screen was too small and I was a'missing part
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 10:37, archived)
# 320x200 LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Erm
Brain not worky so early on Sunday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I feel almost bad about this one now
and I'm not sure it's even any good but have it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:14, archived)
# BLOWJOBFACE
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:27, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# aahhh tramadol nights :D





(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Hahaha
and with that g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# ooops :D
'nite

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Is he watching BBC3?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]


Can't think of a name
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# uh oh!!
run away...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Too soon, man!
Too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Dammenuts
(herman:D, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# BLOODSPERT 2: Enter Zee Chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Extreme teabagging!!
YEAH!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# EXTREME AERIAL TEABAGGING!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# the gift of chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# why does she have a moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Now that you've made me see it as a moustache and not a mouth
it's the spit of Keith Lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# The sexiest of ladies have moustaches
What? Haven't you heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# shiiiit....
*stops plucking*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Timecock.
Universal Scrotum.
Dickboxer.
Cybag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Scrote Fighter
If we're gonna raise THAT spectre. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha
Cybag is my fave
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# All of them classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:43, archived)
# I do not believe I have ever beheld such a majestic work of zen-like composure


Have someone being electrocuted by a hoola hoop
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# HOULA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# NEW WORD


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# WO
YA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# PANOIE
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# TLDR
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Are you sure she's being electrocuted?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_electrostimulation
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Electrocunted.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# The Fall of the House of Nadger
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack this but I am so disilluiosned right now
I just found out that Freebase reads Harry Potter.

edit: link censored in case it seems too dubious what with the current climate of bonkers-mad internet stalkers and zombie nuns
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Haha, have you been stalking him these past two hours?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# only the last 25 minutes or so
i spent the rest of the time watching blackadder
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Time well spent if I'm any judge
Speaking of time, it's a quarter past pumpkin. I'm off to bed. Goodnight yous lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# 'night
i should go to bed too given it's 01:15 and i've not been asleep before about 4am since wednesday but fuck it, it's sunday tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# ummm
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# you think the link should be removed?
his facebook's been posted on here before, in case you're feeling twitchy because of the whole moggy thing

i can remove the link if it seems dubious though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# hey, not my call!
don't remember seeing fb links posted before, but i'm only a noob in relative terms
just feels a bit double standards? dunno, confused coz i shop him too, sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# no apologies necessary
though his facebook definitely has been posted before. link edited anyway in case it really is dubious - in hindsight i should have posted a copy of the picture but since it's actually just a book it would be impossible for anyone to tell it was him reading it...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# yeah.. i know its all out there anyhows & public domain & all that :)
don't know why it should any different from shopping anyone or posting web links etc either! we stalk him collectively ;))

edit: also funny how his mates call him JJ




(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Mind you, as much as I dislike Harry Potter
I think it's quite sweet in a way that he's this big tough gym dude all day and then he goes home and reads a book about wizards.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# He seems quite a fan
(Actually he generally comes across really quite well. And I certainly wouldn't get in a fight with him.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# It's nice to find people that are really enthusiastic about what they do.
And if it involves helping others, so much the better.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# damn straight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# O_O
double impact
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Double In-Sack
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# it never did that when I put my 10 pence in
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# are you sure
you got the right slot?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# oh I say
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:17, archived)
# 10p went a bit further in them days
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 1:25, archived)
# hahaha, nobody expects the saggy bungee balls
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# *makes chicken noises*
Noel edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3dxb5OpIw
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# DAN"1
DAN!

NEGALAN VS LAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# BUT WICH?
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# B'WARE DA BUTTWITCH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Is that a level up from butt prostitutes?

I could never keep up with all these judo grades.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# I have new favourite dutchman and his name is Jesper Kyd
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# :(((

/edit: he's quite Danish for a Dutchman
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# 0_0


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Those great signs are now replaced by monitors btw

It was a sad day for all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# I know that feel
I was in Argos t'other day, they have touchscreen displays
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# everything is touchscreen now
I plan to open a museum of push buttons and switches.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# It was actually rather handy, so I didn't mind


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# little blue pencils hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# they're not blue, just pensals
:/

:o
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I am really going to be fucked if everything goes touchscreen
touchscreens just really don't like my fingertips. Also I'm amazed when I see people typing out texts on a touchscreen keyboard the size of a matchbox. I seriously haven't got the dexterity in my hands to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# you should play some gameboy and get widdit chapeau
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Make my Fuck the P-Fuck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbkcWo5I_A8
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# FUNK JUST GOT PFUCKT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGtQgUIflr8
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# VLADER DER ELRKTER DA FUCK MA HOOGEN NEGA SCHOISE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# See also Buttwich
Sandwich made from chicken buttholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# CHICKIN ASSMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# HONKA HONKA MOTHERFUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Africa
Java!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# The Anti-Partridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# BUTTWHICH
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# ewe cant cheech dat
not safe for twerk

i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/Dekionplexis/ImAnalPartridge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Hurting at the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# looks fine to smee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# You feed beefburgers to swans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtURTBLuNtg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Chuck Norris?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# please, no, not again... never again...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I like the Olympic slogan
"monies"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# They minted speshul Olympic monies
so we can afford so splash out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ickthud resumes lurking..., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# that's brilliant
reminds me of this
instagr.am/p/LN43F1uM2L/
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Apparently Danny Boyle once kicked a Ugandan prostitute to death.


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Well it would have to be just the once
can't kick someone to death twice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# His name was Ueve Mawevue, I have that tattooed on my elbow so I never forget.
I have that tattooed on my elbow so I never forget.He settled out of court to the tune of 37 Euros.*

*In Uganda that will buy many legos.


www.kzneducation.gov.za/
Juice For a Javierl?







spotify:track:2smP1YtsvqF0iJsVK7wAg4 (Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine)
spotify:track:1tu6jGtyTpyD4j2qlXqi92 (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)
spotify:track:57dem1V7wz8owejklpELCh (White Limo by Foo Fighters)
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)

Side B:
spotify:track:0KHLlCjDTnKYCGcOMNHtbf (I Wanna Get High by Cypress Hill)
spotify:track:0cfqYhY6B8PbGF9vaVNUeG (Hits From The Bong by Cypress Hill)
spotify:track:1rOTvArEVvfXYVGk1DveIL (I Ain't Goin' Out Like That - Explicit Album Version by Cypress Hill)


Seaside:
spotify:track:0LN0ASTtcGIbNTnjSHG6eO (Pour Some Sugar On Me (2012) by Def Leppard)

D: Side
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:2owfJEOW2lUUzdA0Sl8Qsm (OK by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:6X5SAA3Awf46eZggu3pgJT (Sajanna by Badmarsh)

youtu.be/drYYU9ZXM8k

E side
spotify:track:1iQpStZpzBb5TOuTDKJKdj (Poison by Alice Cooper)
spotify:track:5TIWXsp1qTrUs34C1o2QVc (Shot In The Dark by Ozzy Osbourne)


spotify:track:08R5G9G54O3fQsK6koJXYR (Sleep Again by Brothers In Sound)



g side
spotify:track:1mD6ztiiAXEF2YhqsfFCDa (Prototype by OutKast)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Goodwill and Siezures
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# you can't teach that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Maybe you think it's racist but
I can't make out the black text
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# DAS IST DA YOLK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# estorical?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# esoteric + hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah, but he HAD paid the extra to allow him to do just that.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# oh shit, so I got this tattoo for nothing?
GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# What, you got a tattoo saying "Pliz dont kikk me to deff kthxbye"?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# no, the dead man's name
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# i like how the guy in the foreground is giving himslef the finga


you can't teach that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# used to live the next avenue to that guy in Radcliffe
/claimtofameblog
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I was an extra in Tron Legacy, I was the one in a black bodysuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I meant to do some work this evening


Bloody mojitos
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# is that the ghost of freebase next to that maggoty turd thing?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It appears to be Freebase with a croissant toupee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# a croissant toupee?
or a zombie armadillo?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# It's all about interpretation.
That's what I'm going to tell the judges when I submit this for the Turner Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# I think b3ta should collectively go for the turner prize
between our varying degrees out mental health we're bound to come up with something unbeatable
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# let's con happytoast into organising it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# YAY have a 'no medication' day to brainstorm for ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahaha


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# ^ This to the max
Do they allow collective projects? Don't see why they wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# We all have to be under 50
But then, this was one of the submissions (slightly nsfw)
Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# "Death"
Deep
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Let's do a follow-up to this one and call it "Throat"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# christ, that just looks like a student prank
so clearly, we can concoct some shite, give it some abstract explanation, then watch the fucking cashes roll in, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Does this not count as work then?
It should do
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I will submit it tomorrow and see what my boss says
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Fake!

And Moggy's profile has been deleted, was this at her request or did she do something very, very naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Oooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# she posted links to one of JJ's family members facebook page on Thursday night.
I assume that was the reason for the ban.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Very naughty.
Who'd have thought people would look on Facebook for pictures that were posted there for people to see.
It's still naughty though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# I think it was the links more than the use of a picture off the internet
involving innocent family members is a bit fucking creepy if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Someone who hasn't a sense of proportion, or lost it.
Yes the involvement of other people and the sheer overreaction is worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# She posted pics from and a link to JJ's sister's facebook profile
then said she would only delete them if all coptercat pics were deleted from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# kin ell
that's a bit mental
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah, even by Moggy standards
it shows a complete lack of understanding on numerous levels
Edit: Here b3ta.com/board/10788895
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# That has a disturbing religious/magical property to it.
As though she might be somehow righting a wrong on behalf of coptercats' spirit. Her replacement of coptercat with one of JJs' relatives cats is intriguing too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# no, she understood
she clearly didn't care.

there is an entire "lol wut?" of comments on JJ's deviant art account.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# I just translated Moggy's last Japanese comment to JJ
"Something you own dead".

Fucking fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# "Your sister's a lot taller than she looks on Facebook"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# "Get some rest JJ, you look tired"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# "You changed your aftershave, JJ. I don't like it."
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Do you reckon JAL lets you take hobbling mallets in your carry-on luggage?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I think they're part of the inflight package along with the mini toothbrush and earplugs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# They're a cruel race

Jeez, I can't believe I'm referencing Bridget Jones Diary
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
#
www.japantimes.co.jp/text/nn20021022a6.html
One reason for the upset over helicat, methinks. Apparently it was quite a high profile thing over there and still very much in the public consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# nasty
but still, I don't like helicat, some people find it funny. Shit happens.

If folk want to find *truly* offensive sick shit that should be eradicated from the world, well, there's no shortage of it, especially when a lot of it is profitable.

/world is fucked up blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# What the average b3tan sees when they drink a bottle of cough syrup and close their eyes.
Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# LOLDRUGZ
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I told this bald guy once
"I see memes."
In the end it turned out he was just another meme himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Are you sure you're not a meme yourself, who thinks it is a person.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# If I wasn't so drunky
I would do an awesome Bladerunner-esque mashup. Oh well, someone else can do it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Now you come to mention it
has there been any memes who happen to be b3tans, apart from MarkP0rter?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Gronkpan is Vimod
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Really? Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# I have no evidence for this other than b3ta lore
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I've spoken to actual Vimod
he was very confused about being shopped all over the internet.

I've also spoken to Gronkpan. He was incoherent.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Probably tired after flying back to the antipodes
having just got back from being in his "Vimod" guise on the phone to you in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# he's probably in jail
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Incoherent?
Drunk, stoned, medicated or just a drooling vegetable?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Vegetable
best of all the drooling substances
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# You've spoken with the actual Vimod "the mod" Freebase?
How on Earth did this happen? Did you find out where he worked and phone him and say "Vimod! My man! Did you know you're all over this site called B3ta? Where's your Zamboni?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Also, I heard that someone (mediocre?) emailed Jeremy E. "Freebase" Jones
to inform him of his fame. I should like to know his reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# "If you ever contact me again I will phone the police.
And if I see you I will FUCK YOU UP I will FUCK YOU UP no-one messes with Jonesy!"

I'd love to know too. Someone once posted his Facebook page on here. In some of the photos he looked surprisingly non-gurning.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# He looks a lot more normal, and a lot more tanned
There's also a video of him somewhere, talking then showing off some moves.
Here's one clip of him being a strong dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4dVImAfqQk Also check out his incredibly polite and rational reply to a detractor in the comments bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# I have yet to see a photo where he looks like the pic that's most used on here.
I know a part of it was reconstructed, but still, overall it doesn't look anything like him.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# He definitely has something wrong with his eyes that makes them look different sizes
you can see that in quite a few pics
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# And his nose looks like an underscore :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I think it's the result of over-exercise
Sometimes his eyes just bulge the way normal people's do when they're taking a massive shit. He can't help it and I think he's very sensitive about it :(

I watched a couple of his videos ages back. Pretty dull and normal-looking, actually. If I had weeks of time I'd sit there and Freebase every frame of them. Alas, I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# haha b3tans have been on this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7c9Y1Jppc
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# FUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# FUUUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# So much harder to do this sideways
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vORibxujo
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
# vimod has become a star with the power of B&
what's to be confused about.

get him on b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# We'd have to follow the rabbit hole to see how far it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# GMOS
DTH
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# JMG
Fanj, Rik.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Jacob Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# GMOS IS DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# we'll have none of that, young whippersnapper
I was referring to Sir Dave The Hat, once of these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# GMOS is Dave the Hat?
I never knew that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I've never seen them in the same place at the same time
just in different places at different times.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I played pool with GMOS
against two people named Jo, male and a female. Given my first name, we teamed up as the G's v the Jo's.

It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I didn't even think GMOS was human
I thought it was like a Thunderbird puppet or something
Edit: Done some detective work. So GMOS = GrandmaOfShoes, now I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Oh yes of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I'm going to get Hulk Hogan to sign up to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I think the US Army have finally detained him.
I do wonder if he's seen the "I found this..." picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I like to think he curses my name every day
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Presumably saying "brother" or "dude" to end every sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# jahled unconscious
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Also, there's that picture of some guy pulling a "gaaaahh" face
which was purported to be PedroHin, even though it's actually an acquaintance of mofaha's or something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# MarkP0rter is not a meme
Posting a picture of yourself into the b3ta kit and telling people to shop you does not a meme make
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# He's certainly a me-me-me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Never tried drinking a whole bottle
Will experiment and get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Keep 999 on speed dial. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Depends which one represents most value,
the subtle bitterness of Pholcodine versus the heady aroma and tang of the eminently quaffable Benylin.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# *blushes more*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
# i like this


(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 6:12, archived)

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