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# Why do I have to be Miss Scarlet?


Big Green Bag
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# this is fucking ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Cheers Mr O'Shatner!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Aces, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
... and not a shed in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# In the back garden, with a trowel.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:51, archived)
# very good
Is it just me that sees faces and body parts on that Cluedo board?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
# ooh weird.. me too
the mind plays tricks..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# In the centre bit? There's some golden murder tools (candlestick etc)
Looked like a stylish board to use, was difficult to find a plainer one, which probably would have worked better.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Who won?
I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Mr white by a head.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# haha!
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun yet?


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# OaShed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:34, archived)
# silly happy toast
tis merely shed7...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Evergreen lantern?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:44, archived)
# 'fraid so
www.b3ta.com/board/10811266
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# oh bugger...
do I get any points for putting them in a potting shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:41, archived)
# like the boy in scum??
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Supposed to be great, this.


Click for bigger (414 kb)
(ratbanjos, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# well it's got to be better than the pile of wank (literally) that is the original
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# excuse the TJ but The Dark Knight Rises is the best film ever made
I must go and take a cold shower and calm down now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)
# going to see this tonight
tis it good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I recognise those minifigs...
Ha! You've only got one LEGO set, and it's this one:
www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=4435-1

Up yer game, pal!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Yep
And it cost me Ā£15. Just to do that joke. And about another 100 that I'm going to do to make it feel worthwhile. Lego Emmanuelle next...
(ratbanjos, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] This stain's a touch on the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Oh...my...God...
...that's OFF the scale good!
WOO, YAY, HOUPLA, CHEWIE etc
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:15, archived)
# haha
cheers Ninj :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Bet it's got one of these inside eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Oh yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Rest ain? Startrekwars ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I don't know what you mean?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# you do not know the pawa of the dark stain
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:18, archived)
# "That's not Moonshadow!"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Your father was a Shedi too, I fought with him in the creosote wars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Did you stain him to become a Shedi master?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# "I have felt roofing, my master".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# haha
My father was never a shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Thank you Captain
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# You could most likely sell these. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Let me in!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# haha!
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Class
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# She is a winner
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Vittel
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Cheap Vittel
It only costs 50
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Little worried about the guy directly behind her.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# SPANG!
apology accepted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# You're too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] First attempt at an animated gif.
Photobucket
(v11cu96, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I can tell this is going to go well...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# if it ever loads in
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Takes off sunglasses
"Looks like he shed his load."
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)
# holy shit! that's MASSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:32, archived)
# finally loads in
*checks files size*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:34, archived)
# To the m3gabunker!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Oopsy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha! The worlds worst action figure.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Really?
That's probably the most cleanest and normal figure McFarlane has ever made then :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:30, archived)
# it really need optimising, generally you should try to aim for 400k if you can
it did make me laugh though :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:44, archived)
#
Blluueerrggh ok, got it down to 1.7mb, will try to get it to less than 1.
(v11cu96, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# that's the ticket! drop the res to half its current size, that'll really help
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Good effort, though!
What was he doing with all those cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# This would be better if you redimensioned it a bit
bitlot.

Apart from that, I loved the falling CDCs.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# ok - 900k, will try harder next time :P
(v11cu96, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
#
don't forget you can always link to the original so people can view it in non optimised fully glory vision :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:55, archived)
# nearly there, drop every other frame and you're done i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:54, archived)
# ^ this, it's still over twice as big as it ought to be
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# you could probably chop loads of frames out of that and it'd still be as good
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
Done. under 500k now.
(v11cu96, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# great success!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# well done that denizen!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Needs more Frank Sidebottom :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
this is well silly - well done for taking all the flak about filesize so well, there are some right moany cunts on here that you'll just have to get used to.
You'll probably find they say shit like: 'ooh, that's a bit big, some people might not like that' when they really mean 'ooh, an opportunity to pointlessly complain about file size because the extra 400k is going to melt my fucking modem' or something. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# it was over 5 meg you fucking spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# cock off, you anaemic dwarf-fiddler
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# I only fiddle with well tanned dwarves
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# well there's your random quote for the stats board :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# fuck, right enough :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# lol, this is great.
(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:48, archived)
# This
Is fucking class!!
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:59, archived)
# newsletter!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue538/

QUESTION: What's the last book you read?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:28, archived)
# this had better not be shit!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:31, archived)
# cheers rob
shogun by james clavell, it's fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Brackathorne-san!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# iye anjin-san \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Thanks Rob!
'Roma Victrix'
Female Gladiators, swords and tits!
What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Cheers for putting the game in!
The Book Thief
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Hurray!
Stalin's Generals
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Dunno it was 30 years ago in English literature class at school
it didn't have any pictures, it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Rule 34 by Charles Stross.
So far, I preferred the prequal, Haltng State, but it's not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Little Fuzzy by H Beam Piper
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:53, archived)
# The eye in the pyramid by two people called Rob
You guys can't half write some bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I can see the fnords!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Valis, Philip K Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# HMS Surprise
Patrick O'Brien
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Just finished
Howl's Moving Castle - better than I thought it would be for a kids book.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:43, archived)
# It's a great book but don't read "Castle in the Air", it's poo
"House of Many Ways" is OK.

Go through the rest of Diana Wynne Jones, she wrote some excellent stuff (and some other stuff that would be excellent but is let down by a rushed ending). "Time of the Ghost" is well worth reading, and "Power of Three", and the Dalemark series, too. (And her "Rough Guide to Fantasyland" is excellent if you've ever slogged through low-quality fantasy shit.)

Fuck it, all of it's worth reading.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:19, archived)
# o/ -ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# oh hai tight-trousered viking
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:37, archived)
# :D He's got me pegged.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Area 7
Matthew Reilly, yesterday.

PS Yey qotw newsletter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson
Very illuminating.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Arthur m' luv...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I bet they've been going at it hammer and tongs all week.
I'm currently doodling on a page of text, turning every lower case i into a vulva. I keep getting the flaps wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:23, archived)
# pfffft...
my mum and dad are constantly mis hearing each other.. it's rather funny!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
Is that a diaphragm she's holding?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Hehehehehe
One of them 'Femidom' thingies.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU WANT THE TOOLS? .. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOLS!!


Click for bigger (127 kb)

click for original : watchollywoodmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/a2520few2520good2520men.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# now... I'll admit that the photoshopping is brilliant on this image challenge
but, aren't these getting a bit... well... y'know... shit
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Shedup !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
# there will be many ...
hits and misses over the coming days.. admittedly, this may be a miss haha...


MINI FLOUNCE!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
# don't take it thick, like...
I just mean some are a bit tenuous. Plus, like I say, the photoshopping is good
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# haha..
no no.. i admit.. i'm running out of ideas.. and thank you for the lovely compliment..

think i'll have to think out of the Shed.. I may look into the historical side of sheds..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I don't think your image is bad in itself
Just that we've seen a few too many shed movie posters, and could do with more variety
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# ^this
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I agree we have just about exhausted the "take movie - insert sheds" approach
That's not to disparage you Dan, just think we could see sheds doing more things from now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# It does seem to have largely been sheds in films so far
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
#
Am I right in thinking that Sheds 'doing things' in movie posters has now been nipped in the bud? d=]
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# SHED. (sh sh sheeeed) now we're going home (sh sh sheeed) etc etc etc
keeeep it in the family... SHED!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# my life..
is hanging...


by a shed...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] i never bothered to see this film
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Watch the dark knight rises?
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Me neither
and I do believe I have it on DVD somewhere around here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# watch it some time, it also features Steve Buscemi.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# With added Batman
Nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :D
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Once everyone's shedded up
Batman comes to investigate
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, the old one's are always the best!


Edit: My first front pager, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
#
Is it built out of clapboard...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Naughty pine
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I chortled then clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
# That's the pervy stock photo doctor from my Necksavers pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# nobby?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/~nobbynobody
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Whoa, fuck. He's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I like to read between the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Serves me right for doodling in group meetings.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# This also happened on my latest dive
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# vere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
# SCUBA
Serious Crab-Up-Bum Accident
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Need some cream for those.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Irony TOAP. (tagged because it's Facebook fodder and so I can track it)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
# irony?
the guy was an unmarried man who lived with 12 other men..

he was a screaming queen!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Also: nailed to the cross, uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# And he wore sandals...............Ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Loin. Cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# there was a bunch of women who followed him round as well,
they don't get mentioned so much.

Also interesting point about him not being married, Jewish readers would assume he must have been married if it isn't stated otherwise, because that would be quite unusual for an adult male Jew.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] snot face etc etc


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Shed of Someone Living

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Hello board my friend, I've come to talk with you again.
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I like this..
there seem to be a myriad of uses for sheds!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I hear
Mr Hirst's next work is one covered in diamonds...
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# SHED ALIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Christ, even the mushroom cloud is unhappy with this turn of events
(Is it just me? I see (-_-) faces in several groups of three wiggles on it...)
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:04, archived)
# how to make cricket more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Sun Approved (TM)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe the Wizard can give him a nice cup of tea.

It's not that surprising that there's a "Reader's Sheds" site; but they have a whole section just for Tardis ones.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# V. subtle - well done
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Thank you.
I try. I usually fail.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Curl up and die.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# would have been a top entry for the "If America were still British" image challenge
is that Dr Jonathan Miller ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Toto, we're not in Northumberland anymore.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# filmed in glorious Technigrey
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Unless you're a complete fool, the ferrets will never see a thing.


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(gorsefan i like a pasty do you?, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Ha!
This may interest you...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1673422
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:14, archived)

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