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# Another in the Olympic Series.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Not bad for a fat cow
Go team GB! (Greggs the Bakers)

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Olympic Superhuman.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:27, archived)
# have one of these...


Click for bigger (132 kb)

A general comparison of hats, with Berlusconi butterfly, the queen and Hugh Grant; overseen by evil penguin Blair.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:25, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Nice.
Good old analogue photoshopping.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 15:19, archived)
# have a snail
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:16, archived)
# he looks a bit sluggish
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:17, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:03, archived)
# oh no!
Jolly Green Giant has dropped a cinnamon roll on his foot
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Awww!
What a little beauty! There he is, just going about his day - maybe the shops, might catch a film later...
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Dear Mr Prodge.
Can you fix-it-for-me to have Mulligan and O'Hare drawn, please?
Also, I like the dog-shit shell and cock adam's-apple in this.
B++
See me after etc.
Jabberwoc.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

EDIT: Actual results may appear to be incredibly lazy.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you get another one? This doesn't scan.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# This doesn't scan...
There once was a limerick by me,
That didn't scan at all,
It didn't have those two middle lines that are shorter than the rest,
That limerick by me.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
# belated lols
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:05, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:14, archived)
#
 


 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:34, archived)
# riddle me ree
is he a sailor man
or an anus with hands?

riddle me ree
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:50, archived)
# POAP
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Yikes!
Some kind of hideous accident.

Goats and Popes.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:57, archived)
# 'ning. INTERNETING! SERIOUS BUSINESS!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:25, archived)
# awwww
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:38, archived)
# he looks like he's working hard
But he's just on B3ta
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:42, archived)
# so hard..
his neck cracked during opitmising :(
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:47, archived)
# I admire this kittehs work ethic
also woo & click :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:17, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:50, archived)
# gah, and I thought goats eyes couldn't be any creepier
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:58, archived)
# this ^
bloody goats and sheep, with their devil eyes, scared this shit of my little boy when we took him to a petting zoo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:09, archived)
# well then
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:34, archived)
# OH FUCK
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:17, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:21, archived)
# I take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:11, archived)
# I heard you like goats so I put a goat inside your goat
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:37, archived)
# not ba-a-a-ad
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Embryogenesis
Through transparency of façade all points of light shall resurrect the virgin. Children unite the books of many, torn to deceive of ancient squalor. Build thy temple, protect ary seed, from they who false profit Pandora. Dine on the heads of snakes as one with a vengeance more powerful than love.

I Am Ovis Arie And So Are You

IN♂NOMINE♂AMORIS♂EPVLABITVR♂LEO

Living In Horror Since My Infant Eyes First Gazed Upon Her
My Coy Ignored Their Whisper Fearing Glare Of Scholar
Dawn The Age Of Lucifer No Longer Fear Obscurity
Question All Certainty Not With Gun Or Sword
Angels Chime Yellow Sand Of Salvation
The Messengers Walk This Earth
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:23, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:28, archived)
#
S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:04, archived)
# I don't get....oh wait...
0_0
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:41, archived)
#
The Creator, Slow moving, Retains his Creations within Vortices
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Flee
Watch out, you're gonna have guardian angels flappin' round the bloody interwebs innit?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Hi
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:14, archived)
# Embryogenesis
In the late 1960s, with the release of their first album, the music was initially regarded by the band and the fans as a pop experiment, referring to then-popular melodic pop. Then, over the course of a year, (beginning with their second album in mid-1970) they quickly evolved into a progressive rock band with the incorporation of complex song structures and elaborate instrumentation. Their concerts became theatrical experiences with innovative stage design, pyrotechnics, extravagant costumes and on-stage stories. This second phase was characterised by lengthy performances such as the 23-minute "Supper's Ready" and the 1974 concept album, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. In the late '70s and early '80s the band's musical direction changed once again, becoming more pop oriented and commercially accessible.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Needs more THE POPE
Also,
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:38, archived)
# THE POPE
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:40, archived)
# So...
you're saying you like tits?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:53, archived)
# that's nice dear
would you like a biscuit?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Never mind that.
Show us your bum.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:23, archived)
# tldr is it something to do with cheap footwear made by child slave labour?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:51, archived)
#

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Just another ordinary day at the office
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:50, archived)
# More business
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:54, archived)
# bacon pancakes, makin bacon pancakes
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 5:45, archived)
#

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 6:25, archived)
# killing b3ta
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 7:00, archived)
# oim a wi'tle teapot showt and stawt
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:51, archived)
# steak and eggs and eggs and steak.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:54, archived)
# i had to google that
ARF!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:57, archived)
# best fan video EVER
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:03, archived)
# ok, that was a bit awesome :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:09, archived)
# Wow
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 9:19, archived)
# makin pancakes
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:57, archived)
# Whoa
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:59, archived)
# sexeh :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:23, archived)
# LHOOQ
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:59, archived)
# eyelash tache
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:05, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:24, archived)
# OUI OUI
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:28, archived)
#
Love that song!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:05, archived)
# whoah slow it down, ramrod!
give someone else a chance to post
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:05, archived)
# you might as well have one club foot
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:27, archived)
# i raged after 45 seconds
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:33, archived)
# LHOOQ
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:27, archived)
#
 
 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 4:11, archived)
# I'm a little teapot...
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:42, archived)
# two handles no spout
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:50, archived)
# pull down the shorts
LOLOLOLLLL!!!!1!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 2:52, archived)
# I'm yelling "Bauhaus" as I type this.
BAUHAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 3:17, archived)
# 80s flashback
 


 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:02, archived)
# they were animals and they wore shirts for some reason? and they lived in a tree
 

 
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] NO THEY LIVED IN A TRAIN CARRIAGE CALLED MOOSE CABOOSE
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:23, archived)
# SEE?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:32, archived)
# now I never saw that, which I guess is why I never learned to get along, nor skateboard for that matter
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:48, archived)
# pale PandaCock!
oh shit! they are all hung o.0

also -- cool!.oO( b3ta.com/board/10824607 )


also -- tinyhandlolz onetinyhand.com
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:28, archived)
# whoar, tiny hands
 
that's nearly as hot as oligodactyly
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:50, archived)
# u hate me :(
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:45, archived)
# WOAH-OH
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:53, archived)
# PUT IT IN A PANCAKE
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ENVOLVE

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:53, archived)
# great, that completes the set

in order of appearance
Atatatatari, Moon Girl Technologies, WholeGrain
great minds think alike
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:10, archived)
# 10 points if you can decode mine
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:11, archived)
# is it a zebra?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:18, archived)
# close
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:19, archived)
# is it grass, partially obscured by a zebra?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:44, archived)
# sweet! what does mine say?
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Dude! What does mine say?
Seriously, this one actually works :)

(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:22, archived)
# SWEET!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 1:05, archived)
# I my defence
Mine was the first posted, even if it is a bit crap.
(Potatoshop is not one of my best skills)

Plus its the only one I can actually get my phone to scan.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ok ENVOLVE ENGAGED
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:17, archived)
# nice
this calls for an elebration
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:18, archived)
# fantastic
that would make the lions think twice
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:23, archived)
# tsk :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Wow.
That gets a click and a salute.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:00, archived)
# best bindun ever :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Before doctors would consent to the surgery
Shergar had to live as a zebra for 2 years
and attend regular counselling sessions
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Hah! Reminds me of a 'merkin friend
who was convinced she was born a man, so she drew a beard on her face with a Sharpie.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:39, archived)
# but men don't have beards when they are born
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Neither do they have lady-bits, and neither are they ladies.
Didn't stop her though. XD
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:54, archived)
# you should have convinced her you were gay
and had anal with her.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Ahaha
B3ta: puerile comedy and advice for a happy love-life!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:11, archived)
# hello barbara
:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:50, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:05, archived)
# ahhhahhhah brill
 
IT'S A TRAP
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:20, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:26, archived)
# finally
the truth about his disappearance
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:35, archived)
# We got a new zebra up at Whipsnade incidentally, and just threw out this press release this afternoon:
"She may be only three-weeks old but a rare baby zebra born at ZSL Whipsnade Zoo is already making her mum earn her racing stripes.

The as yet unnamed Grevy’s zebra, born on July 17, can be spotted giving mum Henna the run-around and gambolling in the paddock they share with the rest of the herd, including dad Abeba.

Africa section team leader, Mark Holden, said: “Henna is doing a great job of looking after her new arrival. It’s her first-born so she’s very protective but both of them are doing really well. The foal can often be seen up and running with the rest of the herd or having a rest with mum.”

The leggy youngster was born with brown stripes that will turn black as she matures – her striped pattern is as unique as a fingerprint; no two zebra patterns are the same.

She is the 27th foal to be born at the Zoo as part of a European Endangered Species Programme and is an important addition to the species which is classified as 'Endangered' on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species with only an estimated 2,500 animals remaining in the wild.

In the past - particularly in the 1970s and 80s - the Grevy's zebra suffered declining numbers due to commercial hunting for their skins and have continued to be affected by habitat loss."
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# cool! (see facebook message)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:34, archived)
# yay!
lovely news.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] pee
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Ha ha.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I wanna reach out and grab zebras
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:20, archived)
# South African Steve Miller
wants to reach out and greb ya
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# He's a bit of a joker
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFW Zebra

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] zebrasshole
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:42, archived)
# something going on right here
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:40, archived)
# i worry about file sizes but it looks good so i shall continue
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# The fuck keeps growing
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:44, archived)
# tis the way of fuck
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)
# WHO IS THE BOSS, WHO IT IS?
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:11, archived)
# i like how his towel is all suave
plus the mutation
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:13, archived)
# tony busey-danza will wipe you down
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Good old Buffy
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, It's shit.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:09, archived)
# and that's how two of the snooker balls are made
the rest are made by parrots
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:13, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!!!!! Ginger shot.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:40, archived)
# if i wanted to look at a strecthed black anus I'd dig up Ainsley Harriott

imjustalkinshit
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Is that Batman joining the proceedings?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:45, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Rise Up !!!!
* that's not ris, it's RISE!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:46, archived)
# RISE B3TARDS!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:22, archived)
# HELL YEAH!!
RINSE B3TARDS!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 0:35, archived)
# La lutte continue!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:48, archived)
# etc...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Fight the fur!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Then eat it! D:<
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:23, archived)
# then turn them into helicopters XD
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hello b3ta. It's another lovely day.
edit- I see what you did there. Fuck Brigade.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq97ee7yEiE&feature=plcp
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)
# The 80's
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I can dig that!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:12, archived)
# YeeEEeaaAAAhhhhhHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Ahh, Black Flag, like nun other. :D
And some Exploited for good measure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeEIg-vQa5s
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:38, archived)
# end all
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Oh yeah! :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Needs more fuck!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)
# No, fuck like this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaKvANgHHg&feature=related

...the gays have all the fun. I'm so envious.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Superfuck
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Classic!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:23, archived)
# and mericans trying their best to be punk
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)
# The real deal:
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:18, archived)
# COR'!
Sure did enjoy that
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:37, archived)
# More mocking of Michael Jackson:
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Don't get the MJ reference,
but thanks for introducing me to Circle Jerks. Heard of them, but never really heard them.
Have some angry swedes in return
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gqDvU5zDjw
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Fuck...I didn't know Swedes got angry. (Keith was dressed like Michael Jackson with glove and everything)
Circle Jerks rule! o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsK6KHxvKk&feature=related
Their early stuff is the best.
Check this out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiOzMza97vc&feature=related
The show comes to a slow boil.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:10, archived)
# I sure do love, when the swedes come to grace us (Denmark) with their angry precense
These are called 'Fy Fan' translates to 'God damn'. Loud, fast, swedish.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuGtaHdDpgQ&feature=related

These are called 'Total jävler mörker' = Total fucking darkness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gqDvU5zDjw

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Lots to see......................... o/ see ya's
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:44, archived)
# But I'm not even done seeing the first concert :)
Thanks a bunch!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:55, archived)
# "LOCK N LOL...LOCK N LOL'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Warning: Contains spanging.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Nice arts.
Looks like it should have been a "Gang of Four" EP cover. :-)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I can't take credit, it's a Youth Brigade cover.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:23, archived)
# can we see your manifesto, how far along the furry chain does this campaign go?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Zebras are shit.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:08, archived)
# LET THE GAMES COMMENCE
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:07, archived)
# It's ON.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:24, archived)
# ONWARD TO BATTLE FOR THE GLORY OF THE GAY SHIFT!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:19, archived)
# needs more rabid Pedro
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Needs more fire, forks and spoons
for killing.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:01, archived)
# i've met and trained with this guy
he's very good and not to be fucked with.

and also a really nice guy.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Storm the internet cunt palace!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Protect the shed!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:29, archived)
# The foul stench of burned fur and button eyes will blacken the sky!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I'm in!!!!!!!!!!! Enough mediocrity.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:44, archived)
# fuck mediocre LOLz
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:50, archived)
# MAHOOONEEEY!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:53, archived)
# He's had quite the career.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:55, archived)
# It's a new dawn on b3ta...........WHO'S WITH ME?!!
zero tolerance
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:58, archived)
# only if I get to wave the flag
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:39, archived)
# hut hut hut
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Ha ha!! o/
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:22, archived)
# he mostly does kids books, but there's a real Kliban streak to this guy (and sometimes Charles Addams)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Fucking YES.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:57, archived)
# :D/
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:37, archived)

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