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[challenge entry] The 50ft woman (a.k.a. 'Thunderchild') strikes back
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:30, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:32, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Cor! That's good.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:49, archived)
# wonderful
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:03, archived)
# --she makes them look like sex toys--
--(shudders)--
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:11, archived)
# superb 'shop!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:50, archived)
# thanks!
was a fun one to do :-)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:56, archived)
# Are those crabs from her lady garden?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:08, archived)
# That's a bit lovely, that is.
And I reckon the martian in her left hand is rather enjoying the view.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha
... as does the one in her right hand.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# hahah
the one between her legs was intentional, but didn't notice I had the other Martian enjoying a view of her chest!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# A work of art!
Clicketyclick.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# TINSM: saturday night juggies
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:26, archived)
# oh hai CatNippp :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:30, archived)
# yeah, is a bit, innit
i was really just looking for an excuse to stare at the sauce for longer
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:34, archived)
# needs more noise
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# sugartits
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:22, archived)
# Hundreds and thousands of 'em
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:56, archived)
# Her breasts look just like two babies' heads
Uncanny
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Not only is the gayshift more free-spirited (when it's not dead)...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 2:52, archived)
# to what?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:00, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:07, archived)
# you know this is opening the door to a surge of freebase pics?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Was the door ever closed?
NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:18, archived)
# of course, you're right
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:20, archived)
#
Although there haven't been as many recently.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:22, archived)
# yeah, my inspiration to photoshop has waned recently
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:29, archived)
# too what?

(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:37, archived)
# now that is a thing of beauty
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:27, archived)
# Haha
that's one big ghostly cock
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:22, archived)
# poultrygeist
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# argh!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# That's a rather nice effect.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# I have no idea how you did that
but it's might fine - well done
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:19, archived)
# :D :D YAY!!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:21, archived)
# lipsync mismatch brain melt
1. steal and avatar-ify
2. profit
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 4:31, archived)
# Just got CS6....
and I'm enjoying it...



Click for bigger (418 kb)

(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:47, archived)
# very nice!
..but it's no stoat in a coat on a boat in a moat
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:53, archived)
# No
But an oracle in a coracle with a monocle sometimes has to do...

Cheers, btw
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:16, archived)
# Hurrah for CS6.
I have the Creative Suite - although I should spare more time to get creative.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm.

didn't even need to change the cover.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:09, archived)
# If you didn't change the cover
then what did you do?

Ah, it's ok, I see it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:11, archived)
# TOAP
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# is it the very faint spunk stains on the cover?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# oh
i was hoping someone would notice eventually. i could have done a little de-toaping by sketching a giant purple dick going up her arse, but i was suspicious it wouldn't serve to enhance the idea.
also should be a png.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
# U HAZ U HAVIERS
Y U NO JAVIERL?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:21, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# don't do what donny don't does



imjussayin
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# ris?
also try saving as a jpeg with compression turned on, only needs 5-10% and it'll be a fraction of the file size
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] got gooch? (Optimized for tablets - right click, Open, for fullfuck..imjussayin)
Open for fullfuck..imjussayin)


spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh by Ciara)
spotify:track:5KUytH3VG7o3FgGrWb9JO7 (Now I'm Here (Live) by Queen)
54:00
www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
best sustenance for a swine?










spotify:track:3DT5M9Pm8hgZw8Geqp8YLF (One Vision (Live) by Queen)
spotify:track:35rrLi8NY1BVhgS5rxnLn1 (Tie Your Mother Down (Live) by Queen)

478k
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# this is good chode
very good chode
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:02, archived)
# WASS WRONG BENNETT, BIN PUSHIN PENS?
spotify:track:35rrLi8NY1BVhgS5rxnLn1 (Tie Your Mother Down (Live) by Queen)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:08, archived)
# goose goose chedda
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:09, archived)
# donut deluxe


imjussayin
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
Обкуренные вороны
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:44, archived)
# ta la
spotify:track:2zzklcpDAS1ryizQj83uRy (Maniatica Sexual by Lito y Polaco)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:44, archived)
#
spotify:track:0kSgECIEu3ARlKI5M6Z30E (Harlem Shake by Baauer)

spotify:track:6mOex0b8muOcZDTBAwKBXn (Dum Dum by Baauer)

spotify:track:5ScNcfIXafszKASP7Qrwdi (C'Mon 'N' Ride It (The Train) by Quad City DJ's)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:02, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!!
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS

WHILE LISTENING TO THIS spotify:track:39H539Y28jGkPhF9QrErwW (It's All Coming Back by Robert Miles)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:49, archived)
# LED OV SOM STIMM BENNID
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:21, archived)
# i wish i understood a single one of your posts
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:35, archived)
# My main college girlfriend suggested I read this.
Now I'm reading Prey, and it was a much deeper book. I loved and hated it, as my gf atm assumed XY was a mistake and XX tech was right around the corner. =-P
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# That is a very good cover
I read that book out loud to a blind woman who asked me to after The Vampire Lestat. The copy I read had a cover of a nun at a very tall foreboding curved wall. Those two books were not my sorts of things. The Handmaiden's Tale was extremely vexing at first because it took awhile to catch on to the stream of consciousness and the odd meter which was not so easy to vocalize; short sentence, short sentence, short sentence, short sentence, loooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooooo- no breathing allowed -ooooooooooooooooooo- ooooooooooooooong sentence, short sentence, short sentence short sentence short sentence. Very irritating. But Mary loved the book and remarked it was brilliant. It sounded typical anti-Christian fantasy-weaving to me by describing a situation that already exists in the secular world and by imagining it happening to a country larger than her own but nearby, that post-Christian dystopia, would more closely describe the author's neighbor, was the sense that I got throughout. But if I'm wrong, and that WAS Atwood's point, which I doubt, it was missed by Mary who found a new fondness for Atwood for her projected cynicism.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Do you add dried shitake?
I've just been using kombu and wakame and a few seasonings as a starter for a noodle broth. I use miso and ground toasted sesame seeds as the tare.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:20, archived)
# I think you really had
dried bread crumbled into ramen
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:22, archived)
# That's "hand-crumbed panko liberally scattered into organic artesian spring-water ramen" actually.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:26, archived)
# It's speculative fiction.
She speculates what would happen in America if the right-wing Evangelical Christians staged a coup.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:24, archived)
# and
thus begin the epicurean delights brought forth by oryx & crake.
(let us praise our creator and protector).
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:44, archived)
# Funny enough I was going to mention that.
I really like that book, it's probably my favourite of hers. I read the sequel though and was disappointed, didn't like it at all.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 3:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# needs less shirt
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:18, archived)
# vladimir pundin
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:05, archived)
# Come on baby light my fire
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Is that an
orgamatron in the background?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# possibly
but it looks like a flag to me
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I see no matrons of any sort
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Way back in the 1960s there was a great remix/splice-orama of that song
called "Woodwegian Nor" - I cannot find the original, but there is a pretty close (more recent) remake here: festivalofme.blogspot.com/2011/08/my-life-as-series-of-demos-part-eight.html
There are several other interesting Beatles sound collage things there - all for free.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Also a Murakami novel
dubbed 'japanese wood' since it's 90% about sex
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:52, archived)
# Jedwood
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# pedolols
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] profound...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Underworld
such an awesomely brilliant read

Possibly the best ever
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:19, archived)
# It's been sitting unread on my bookshelf for ages
I guess I'm just going to have to read it now.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves a Happy Ending.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha. Just going to plonk mine under yours!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)
# You'll get dribbled on now!
Nice pair!*

*By which I mean peach.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# smell my hand
hail cr&
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I know they ditched the strapline in 2005, but still... at least no horses were harmed in the making of the series.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Sad news
now I'm gonna dig out my copy of "Great" and watch it again.

Woo to your pic by the way
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Might I add an "Yay"?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Ohh crap
I thought this was just a late Briers tribute :(

Bob Godfrey was awesome and his IKB film was what helped me understand a lot of the Olympic opening ceremony :)

Old BBC documentary about him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1iNllsFj_c
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Thanks for mentioning that film. I don't know who Godfrey is.
We don't get much of your great broadcasts over here. Which is not nice.

And the reviews are amazing. Also, it's on the youtube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M5jENojBiw
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Utterly Lovely and so well done
:(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Sad news
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
#
nice tribute
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:15, archived)
# ^THis
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# I'm going to jump in here and show you something I found on the Cadbury's website
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:34, archived)
# click and:
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# hahahahaha, very good
It works well with Scott - Fitz Gerald
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# I didn't even think to that level
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Gerald has a massive wang
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# A well-endowed guy called gerald
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Met a lady who was positively feral.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha ha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# BRAVO!!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:27, archived)
# how many fingers?
duly clicked anyway
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:32, archived)
# The brown eye of Dr T J Eckleburg.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Something I have had reaffirmed to me is that b3ta has a strange sense of what is sexy
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# THE CAVES YOU ENTER ARE BECOMING STRANGER LOOKING BY THE DAY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Caves?
I go for poo pipes
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Not sure what's going on here...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# she's not following the correct procedure for curling out a smelly cumberland
grip the sides, NOT the legs.
bear down, DO NOT LEVITATE.
tie hair back, all that straining gives you a sweaty barnet.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Ah - so it was the grip that was confusing me.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# the grip is all-important
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# AND NOW I FLY!
*buggers off home*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, she really should have considered wiping down the seat first
Precludes the need for hovering.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# she's a lazy cow
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# also, take off swimming costume first.
an often overlooked mistake
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I tend to find a small footstool to be quite useful when crimping off a length
it gets the departure lounge into the correct posture
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# bottom thrust vectoring
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Whoopie cushion + air compressor = endless fart-noise fun!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# throne!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# rob?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:40, archived)
# this is how he rules b3ta/browses
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# :D
*waits for rectal prolapse
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# I let the sun go down on me once
...it was fab!

*TRIES AGAIN*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# i'd say she is doing such a tremendous and sustained fart
that not only is she levitating, but the blast of air is rebounding off the chair seat causing a ferocious updraft that is keeping her hair aloft
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:30, archived)
# IMPOSSIBLE, SURELY SHE WOULD COLLAPSE FROM EXPELLING SUCH A VOLUME OF AIR IN SUCH A SHORT TIME
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# She's doing a roy castle
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Fuck that's weird
Woo :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# This makes me laugh much more than it should?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Class!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
#
Very good!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Fuck yeah let's DO THIS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# The best one.
:)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 0:01, archived)
# fukin funny
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# That is most chucklesome, Sirrah!
Had myself a right good titter at that...ta.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Flipping eagles.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# dunno...I thought Hotel California was champion cake
with an exquisite solo for the icing :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# take it easy was good, too
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# That's odd, thought Henry, no one's filled my bowl today
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# fingers crossed if there is an afterlife Bob and Richard are hard at work on this now
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
# He was doing Gilliamesque animation before Gilliam.
And aside from the obvious choices, his adult-themed cartoons on O.T.T. were always good for a laugh.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# so many inappropriate jokes spring to mind
this place has ruined me :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
# know what you mean there
well done for not "crossing the line"......on the other hand you've probably denied us some guilty lols....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# i may be growing a conscience
which is disturbing
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# it's probably just trapped wind
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# it usually is, toasty, it usually is
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# That's ace that is
Top woo
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# BBBG
M
ii
O
W
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# woo yay and a hoopla
for Bob !
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Awww
You are the king of the tributes sir
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# :(
this makes me sad.

Bob and richard in the same week.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:02, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Awwww
I loved Rhubarb and custard. 91 is a pretty good innings though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# awwww
(, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:47, archived)

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