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# First the Government Health Warnings...
...then it will be the plain packaging and no longer allowed on display.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Noooooooooo.........!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:08, archived)
# ...but that's what makes it soooo tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:18, archived)
# BACON CLOGS!
"The British Heart Foundation suggested opting for leaner cuts of meat", horse for example?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Pigs with 2 legs on one side shorter than the other side?
That would make the bacon lean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
# smokers warned you they wouldn't stop at smoking...
no one listened to us.

And then I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:25, archived)
# the recommend no more then 20g of processed meat per day
that is the equivalent of a rasher of bacon.

i've already had 2 sausage and 2 bacon this morning.

guess i chose the wrong week to start curing and smoking my own meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Nonsense
Every week they come up with a sensational new cause of cancer or heart disease to scare the 'sheep' and sell more Daily Mails. Gets right on my tit's it does! Eat all the friggin' bacon you want and well done for curing and smoking your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# gonna get fleeced
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Hai Joe! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha
Looks like him too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Gaaahhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] While I make a new entry, have these compo-related peas


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Since we're reposting
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Eh, maintenant!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Le pouf celebre
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ning Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] SHEEP! I've been waiting years for this challenge
waheyyyy
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:11, archived)
# Haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Can't believe I just spent time staring out an internet sheep!
Excellent work sir!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:17, archived)
# We'll be expecting lots of posts from you then, ivor?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:20, archived)
# that's an old yin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:31, archived)
# indeedy
so old it t'were all fields round t'here
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha, I've won 6 times in a row!
fact of the day - The majority of watches and clocks for sale in shops and catalogues are set at 10 past 10, or 10 to 2, to resemble a smiling face and appear more appealing to the un-suspecting buyer!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:32, archived)
# hahahah
goddamn you Gladice
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Yay I won
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:31, archived)
# haha brilliant!!! I totally played along
also, trufax, lots of clocks are shows at 10:08 as it looks like a smiley face.
and lots of digital clocks are shown at 10.08, cause some designers are dicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:40, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:29, archived)
# Stunning sir!
*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:48, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace!
Is this in 3D?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:02, archived)
# haha! It's a new dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:15, archived)
#
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Was that click in 'code' a minute ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Fabulous indeed! *click*
I wore those bowling shoes last weekend, was winning the game, when a bloody fire alarm went off and we all had to get out, grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Nice.
How about Pope / Diaries?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Peeps?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:49, archived)
# I meant:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0103522/
edit: David Duchovny in shitty third rate porn series
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:19, archived)
# shoe in for a front page
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:30, archived)
# haha cracking work fella!! top skills!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:41, archived)
# He speaks 20 languages!
He speaks 20 languages!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfBlLualbM0

(pierred, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:21, archived)
# Uh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I had ham for dinner, too.
I also prepared it myself. We have so much in common.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:53, archived)
# welcome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry] sheep sharing is popular in noozeland
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 5:51, archived)
# Mainboard is for pictures and gifs you've made yourself
Links board is for links
It's best to read the FAQ before posting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 6:57, archived)
# Do you live in Tarzana?
I hope you do because that is a fantastic name for a city
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 7:13, archived)
# LANGUAGES!!!!? TWENTY!!?? HE SPEAKS!!???
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 7:56, archived)
# LANGUAGES???!! TWENTY, SPEAKS HE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:05, archived)
# Speaks, he, languages 20!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:27, archived)
# YOU HAVE RUINED EASTER
YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT I HOPE SOMEONE STABS YOU IN THE THROAT WITH A RUST SPORK COVERED IN BAD AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:44, archived)
# I heartily endorse this perfectly reasonable sentiment.
Though bad AIDs and a rusty spork is too good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
# haha that made me break my shits laughing!
silly old me :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:03, archived)
# oh do cock off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:11, archived)
# can it be milted?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjWoDKj-BoE
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:23, archived)
# OMC
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 3:50, archived)
# IK,R?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 4:46, archived)
# ...AND DOGZILLA DOTH BREATHE THE SICK OF A THOUSAND WOLVES
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 2:10, archived)
# See Emily Play!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Space sheep BEWARE !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 1:12, archived)
# Sheep is an alien :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 1:31, archived)
# aren't they all?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 1:42, archived)
# Hahah, I love the shine.
Tasty, minty sheeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 1:46, archived)
# feel free to give it a lick
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 2:03, archived)
# Sheep is a alien
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shaun the Sheep of the Dead
Have a Pea

Click here for a larger version
(nasty, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Awesome!
Reminds me of Black Sheep, a modern classic.
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Fairly dick and quirty, but have it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:58, archived)
# botch-u-lizzm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this fast. Maybe because I have super fast broadbaaa aaa aaa aaa aand! o_O

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=18807
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Iterative!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ewe2? the farm? i dunno :P
(orbojunglist, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Nice baaaaaaaaaand
I better just go
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Awesome sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 2:22, archived)
# Flock of sheepgulls....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 4:42, archived)
# wooL
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 5:40, archived)
# Mewes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 8:27, archived)
# Woo have a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Wonga Banga!
(scottywrotem, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Oh, PLEASE DO
How much do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:12, archived)
#
A four pack of Snickers and it's done.
(scottywrotem, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Done.
Terms and conditions apply. Average APR 1,000,000%
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:37, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# SLIDERS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:39, archived)
# errr........
(wankdog, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)
# FUCK
ME
SIDEWAYS
Please can a MOD sticky this? I want this to stay at the top of the board until 26th March 2015
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Wow.
Why. What. How.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:06, archived)
# not sure
why or what, not quite sure i can remember how now either. I need some sleep. It's for a pop video but I'm not sure I've followed the traditional formula to make it popular.
(wankdog, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:19, archived)
# omgnopubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# good point
I better get to work on them
(wankdog, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:20, archived)
# I'd be impressed to see them animated
Top work, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:22, archived)
# unfortunately was way to tricky to 3ppb guidelines
(wankdog, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:49, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# yes
in the very near future we will be farming these beasts and their gooey milk will be the staple food for all mankind
(wankdog, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:44, archived)
# I'm glad that our staples will be fed
but what about the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:46, archived)
# we'll eat the staples
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 10:28, archived)
# hypnotic
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:46, archived)
# WELL HE PICKS UP A BEAT AND HE THROWS IT BACK DOWN...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:40, archived)
# STOP
Collaborate and listen
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Fantastically lazy because it's late. Sue me. See what good it does you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:28, archived)
# HA!
You loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Yes they do,
but only if they were programmed in [insert name of rural region here]
(champagnerocker, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] How I imagine the moon landings would have happened
If sheep had won the space race.


Is this too large? It's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Metaphorically it's huge
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:44, archived)
# lol
and they'd have eaten us on the way I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:46, archived)
# =D nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:21, archived)
# Apollo? Or A-poll-over?
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:22, archived)
# I was damn drunk when I had this idea.
Very Compo related though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jtl8iiFAjI


woo! BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Pulp Fiction

Can't believe I wasted half an hour on this
(cursortheunicorn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:42, archived)
# u mean like, '30 minutes' half hour?
wow

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# OOF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:06, archived)
# likeys!
coolio, sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, archived)
# I don't be ticklin' or nut'in'
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Now, you've got a corpse in a room, minus a head, in a garage band. Fuck, that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] a somewhat elderly pearoast for teh compo.
Sheep Dip, anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:22, archived)
# looks like it could be made with cream and win
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:25, archived)
# well you should give your mad skillz a little rest every so often....
but chars, none the less :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# that's horrible
it looks like clumpy, mouldy cream
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Ram it in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# this actually makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:35, archived)
# nasty
Imagine the bones crunching up.
Puke
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:47, archived)
# If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)
# spit them back out like seeds
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:50, archived)
# ewe are crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:53, archived)
# dang!
*adds to phrase book....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Built in dental floss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Hypnotically hungermaking !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Well if you are, then so can I....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 23:08, archived)

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