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# Quick and dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha excellent pic
But what a load of nonsense wank. 'Seeking guidence from above'. Above where exactly? Above the cubicle partition?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:32, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36, archived)
# this kind of shite
really tests the limits of my religious tolerance
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
It means fuck-all in the greater scheme of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Only one particular part of all of this is nonsense wank and the rest is all fine?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
# No, the load of Nonsense wank is this current choosing process
The stupid, fucking, pointless, ignorant, dumb, time-wasting shit is the rest of all religion
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07, archived)
# From the take-away boxes they wear on their heads.
They're guided by the direction of the leaking sauce and noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# BUMPOPE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# NOT coming to a cinema soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:26, archived)
# GREAT! Scarily looks like one of my distant cousins!
Can't wait to see the actual movie. I love taking my 2 boys to see the latest Dreamworks/Pixar flicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Blimey. Your distant cousins need to marry outside the family a bit more often.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Sorry - that was perhaps a little uncharitable....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha
no offense. Born Irish catholic, but soon realised the shitness of all religion and it's dogmatic ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Freebase eats the footballs
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# George Lucas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
^ He's my distant cousin!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Fuck Flintstone
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Not Wilma.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Looks like Johnny Vegas.
You have defiled freebase!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:09, archived)
# "Release the Corgis!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Brilliant Q!!
Fits a treat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# cheers mate
found the source while doing a separate photoshop job this fine morn
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# I put that thing on Links
Ages ago (the Burnes original) www.b3ta.com/links/441855
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:04, archived)
# All right, let's see... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:06, archived)
# That's rather disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:08, archived)
# haha
must do Liz next, eurrgh! the thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:21, archived)
# ahoy hoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:13, archived)
# FUCK YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Oh my, yes. And official voting is now open.

Who do you think should be the next Pope?



















(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Pam St Clement for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:28, archived)
# That's a face I've not seen in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:53, archived)
# What a fucking freakshow
who's the guy on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# I thought for a moment that Sean O'Malley
might be the Father O'Malley from the "Satan's Alley" trailer from Tropic Thunder.
Sadly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I got Cardinal Francis Arinze in our office sweepstake
He's currently at 40:1, according to the bookies. Oh well.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Wow - he's so obscure he's not even an option in our sweepstake!
Good luck. (Joao Braz de Aviz if you must know)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:25, archived)
# You
lucky bastard. Good luck.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Liver function not looking too great these days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:33, archived)
# l o l
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Fuck that's creepy
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
that is fucking ace. Very well done
(EddieRobbo, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Ha Ha...wow!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:05, archived)
# marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Sinister, love it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:46, archived)
# nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:07, archived)
# oh lordy
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Thanks all
and for the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:02, archived)
# The Burns Who Would Be King
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Cor blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# I don't remember Barry from Eastenders having that much hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:48, archived)
# I don't remember Lou Costello being named Huhne.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
Very nice shop Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
My first thought on seeing Ninj's. She'd fit right in
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:59, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:32, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:13, archived)
# the birth of leia
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:36, archived)
# ahh,, blow it outcher conch
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:39, archived)
# BEWBS.
Sorry - what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# vintage bewbs at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Foghorn Leghorn circa 1982
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:20, archived)
# I have watched 27434 spins
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:29, archived)
# you are officially a birdwatcher
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
# We've got one. Find your own hobby.
Hobby - get it? Eh, eh? Ah fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Mullets ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:07, archived)
# FLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Sheep sheep!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Polly wanna rye-krisp?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Great minds, made this one a few months ago
www.b3ta.com/board/10937547
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:55, archived)
# And so, voting begins...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:55, archived)
# All hail meerpope!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# needs moar cock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Needs more ex Popegollum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:26, archived)
# needs more portal-cat-fail
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Needs more MEL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# lol nice one
(orbojunglist, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Excellent, made these a couple years back

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha,
he does fit rather well, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Shaun (the Sheep) Connery is James Baaa

(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Schhhpectacular!!
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:50, archived)
# haha crackin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha! That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, archived)
# lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Those kerazy conclave cardinals!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Hehehehe :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
I do love it when the quotes read like some sort of story :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Also blimey! B3ta must be pretty fucking quiet if I'm in the top twenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Shit, I'm in third.
79 wouldn't have got into into the "these user posted less" box two years ago. I have a graph of the number of posts per day for the last six months and it's not looking good.
I wonder how many new people get put off by having to wait up to a week before they can post for the first time?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
# The newbie tuesday thing worked when the board was rattling by like a freight train
but making people "watch" 6 new posts a day for a week seems unnecessary now.

And yeah, blimey, I make the afternoon shift table with just 22 posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I dun did a request.
trifle.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1895501 Warning: Contains potential recursion.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Fp this!
Now!
(gijoel, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sheep venn diagram
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha, nice concept!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Kinda cold in my office today.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:43, archived)
# What I get from this image is either you set your desktop to classic windows to improve performance,
or you are still running XP. And your office is cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:24, archived)
# [something about tits]
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:48, archived)
# You can take my Windows 3.1 when you pry the floppies from my cold dead hands.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:53, archived)
# i actually still have a copy mummified in Oracle Virtualbox. ...also Windows98, and a few DOSes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha, I've got a still-wrapped copy of Windows for Workgroups.
Think it's on 9 floppies...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:07, archived)
# should be 11, no?
That's what I had at least, I think the 2 additional were for TCP-IP functionality
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Sounds familiar.
I think thats what made it "for work groups" otherwise it was Windows 3.1

Now I'm going to have to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Ok, so I'm half right.
Which is the best kind of right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:56, archived)
# like, woah
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:21, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:55, archived)
# let the voting begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:52, archived)
# I've got Odilo Scherer in work's Pope Idol sweepstake
Come on the Brazilian!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:53, archived)
# come on the brazilian
indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "My... Grandma, what big overalls you're wearing."

Bindun better than this Shirley?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:13, archived)
# yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Good 'ning!
One of these might seem to be in order.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:31, archived)
# That seams to be in order.
Reminds me of "A Town Called Panic"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Ah, my day is now complete
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:48, archived)
# sorted
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:15, archived)
# seamless perfection!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Dunno about better but.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
Ooo, Behave!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
She is a strange one. Great work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Ta mate ;)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# That's frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:32, archived)
# By "frightening" I take it you mean
"unarguably sexy".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Is that Sue Perkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Fucking hell!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha - i couldn't put my finger on who she reminded me of until now - nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ninj, you hit the nail on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Cheers mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Ta Waspie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
Nicely, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:11, archived)
# yeah baby!
(UTB, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 5:42, archived)
# I thought their hats looked like teapot lids.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 5:42, archived)
# So yeah, I made this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 5:43, archived)
# ..."and this is my spout" could be a natural follow-up
you know, for kids
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 5:49, archived)
# NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:24, archived)
# I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR ENOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:48, archived)
# Masochist's Teapot
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:56, archived)
# their hats look like teapot lids
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:26, archived)
# or bright red boobies
with nipple action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:48, archived)
# they definitely look like a pair of tits to me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:52, archived)
# The one on the right
Looks like he's saying the one on the left has fallen for one of the classic blunders
The first being never start a land war in Asia
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:46, archived)
# I think they're saying
"I can't believe they're still falling for this shit - what do we have to do?"
"Well, we preached priestly celibacy and homophobia and got away with fucking their little boys. We take money from the poor and give it to ourselves. We wear dresses and condemn transvestism. We call ourselves spiritual and fuck around with their politics. We preach peace and promote hatred in the same breath. Fuck knows, frankly!"
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:36, archived)
# "Let's invest in a gay sauna!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Conclave discussions in a nutshell...
"No. YOU burnt the toast"!
"No. YOU burnt the toast"!
"No. YOU burnt the toast"!
"No. YOU burnt the toast"!

/ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
From above, they look a right pair of tits
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:25, archived)
#
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 4:05, archived)
# Were the alterboys girls, originally?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 4:55, archived)
# Is there- apparently so.


I can't believe NASA spent all that money sending David Bowie to Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:54, archived)
# And on that note, I'm off to bed.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha I KNEW it!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:14, archived)
# haha
aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 2:02, archived)
# david bowie does the invisible goatse
edit: argh that's twice i've spotted goatse in otherwise innocent images this evening
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 2:27, archived)
# he's there hunting for spiders
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 2:42, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Plolitics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:55, archived)
# christ that is scary
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:02, archived)
# the "n" is silent
*clicks* btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Scissorhads
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I heard his dad's dog's dead
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:29, archived)
#
Titters
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:20, archived)
#
I must have b3ta.com/board/10273036 in my bookmarks somewhere, whenever I open a new window and start to type with b it's the first autocomplete :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:37, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Whassisface from The Cure has let himself go...
I'm bored witless and it's still too early to go to bed. Currently embroidering some small flags for the kids. One Swiss, two Singapore, one New Zealand to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Crushing fucking dullness, I know.
But no-one else is posting...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# My voice is echoing round here like I'd just shouted up Katie Price's minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:15, archived)
# will smith
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Mar 2013, 5:52, archived)
# KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:58, archived)
# THERE ISN'T ENOUGH FIRE LEFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# MAKE ENOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:51, archived)
# That's not how you spell "cunts".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 1:15, archived)

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