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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Ha ha ha!
Nicely Monkeon!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Hahahaha
I've just returned from a champagne lunch to find a bunch of people bleating about how sad it is that we're gloating because someone's mother died. I'm finding it extremely difficult to find any sympathy for the detestable racist Carol, nor the detestable, violent coup-sponsoring racist Mark. Am I missing something?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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no, they are scum.
But apparently one is meant to pretend that folk who only see their own desires are worthy of sympathy.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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Hm
It may be difficult to feign after so much celebrating with fizzy pop
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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fizzy pop cures all, except a surfeit of fizzy pop
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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I find the celebrating a little odd.
Ultimately her policies are what people have a problem with, and they are still very much alive. If anything, I find Cameron worse. There was a chance that Thatcher was doing what she felt was best for the country even if she did it with a bulldozer and fucked a lot up. The current lot seem far more clearly motivated by selfish reasons. My reaction to her death is "meh". I'm saving my champagne for the day Donald Trump dies.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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Celebrating Thatcher's death
sends a message to those still who think her policies are a good idea.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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Not over sure it does send out a message.
It seems more likely to increase the partisan divide, as her fans are more likely to see it as an attack on the person rather than the policies and use it as an example of the left behaving badly.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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I have to much resentment from the eighties to feel anything other than glee she has finally popped it
and that is that
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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I'd say that living with dementia
is probably worse than death. If you really hated her, you'd have been celebrating years ago!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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She's not dead, she's just resting
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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haha
tru
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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Most awesome
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:25,
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Milk 1: Thatcher 0
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fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal' ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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there was a reason at the time
pearoast, is it?
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deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995 ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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b3ta does it again! The best news source there is!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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Celebrations in Baghdad
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PolaroidBoy ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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hahahaaa,,,
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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nice
one!
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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hehe!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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Ha! Top stuff!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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ding dong
.
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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ding dong
. and here's a pee from a year or so back:
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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I think I have some bourbon stashed somewhere.
Then again, I WOULD, wouldn't I?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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Truth is stranger than...something
https://twitter.com/LondonJase/status/321251387709222914/photo/1
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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You tell 'em Thatch....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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satan looks like Norman Tebbit?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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other way round
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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The iron(y) is
this was the original quote from a Christopher Fry play, that her speech writers punned (probably without her being aware). Have a click, as an apology for me being boring.
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Double compo entry!
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Phwoor!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:33,
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phwoar indeed
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Good heavens!
*Drops eyeball
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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Beware
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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Confusion too, at teh BBC:
"Live : Margaret Thatcher dies"
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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a bandwagon I'm happy to join in with
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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haha....look up there
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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House!
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viet_donkey_cong Charlie don't surf the web ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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Ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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great haha
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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Is that meant to be an under-valued council house?
Or the front off a Brighton hotel?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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i'm ashamed to say it took me a few minutes to work out why her shoes are blue :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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Hahaha
Ding dong!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Nice!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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:)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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ha ha
ding dong
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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you're safe now, little fella
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16,
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Hi Smash.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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hello!
where have you been hiding?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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I've been behind the sofa all along!
I dropped in to see the 'tributes'...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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did you see the remote behind there?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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It comes and goes. There's a couple of peppermints, a bunch of keys,
and a couple of very suspicious looking tissues.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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tissues?
hmm, must be from when my mate slept on the couch.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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Labour stopped milk for over tens
Maggie then lowered the age so that only those under 8 got it, then Blair's government got rid of it altogether. The milk snatcher epitaph is rather unfair. Also, she invented Mr Whippy.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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true
but i missed that little triangular carton at break times
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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We had glass bottles
1/3 pint in size. And a straw.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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we had straws
and if you were very good, you might get another milk at afternoon break
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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ah, those little blue straws
we also has small milk bottles with foil tops.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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I thought that was Douglas Hurd...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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hahahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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Quick and TOAPy
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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pea from when Meryl won the oscar for "Death becomes teh Iron Lady"
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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saw there's lots of Thatcher images
figured might be nice to collect them into a challenge www.b3ta.com/challenge/thatcherrip/popular/
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rob ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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I think that is wise.
Hamtoucher.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:50,
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I mean really - is it too much to ask that you make a picture when you post?
Is a CDC twice a week to much to ask? The thing is, you see, I am a fucking nazi.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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ha, I was just mailing you to suggest it :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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The finale of For Your Eyes Only will never be the same.......
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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Wiv da angles
Yay :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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This Challenge Will Bring The Server Down!
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blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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Maybe b3ta should be privatised
Replace rob with a shareholder-appointed board of directors. Maybe persuade the government to subsidise the new b3ta PLC.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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Nothing a police baton charge can't put back up
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16,
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I did this when she was still alive!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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the tits
are something else
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rob ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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:D
I really enjoyed drawing them.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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I wanna see a drug fuelled Cameron
using those there fun bags as punchbags for his up coming bout with zombie Cher in the car park of Risley Remand centre (tickets and sweets still available)
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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I think Cher's funbags will outlive her.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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Ding Fucking
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Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:25,
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ironically they privatised hell in 1986
She'll be in the cushy bit with the extra leg room
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28,
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Dead or alive..................makes no difference to Dave
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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lawks a fucking lordy
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:46,
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and to think they wanted to remove this part of the state funeral
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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hahaha
nice re-do :)
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arrangedletters ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:48,
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hahaha fuckin' 'ell
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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Oh lordy lordy.
She's enjoying it about as much as his missus does, I reckon
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Chumps 👀 ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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Woo!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:59,
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:)
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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haha - jessus I need proper mind bleach after seeing that!
*have a big click though*
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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You know, hell just got a lot worse.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:27,
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Oh shit...!!
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jambox ,
Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:33,
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...Logs onto B3ta
Looks down the board, Flicks over to BBC Looks back at board...... Might nip back later
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28,
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*merrily jigs on grave*
Join us Chutney! I hadn't checked out B3TA for frigging ages but had to come back for this
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:31,
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^this
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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^ and this
Hey k3b/-\b!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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I just heard on the car radio
so I came home and logged in here first. So where is the street party?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32,
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This could be a good one...
https://www.facebook.com/events/633717756645292/
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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I'm glad I didn't get around to trying to do a "Stalking Heads" picture this morning
for the compo.
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new_matt ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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Edna Krabappel best described my feelings right now
"You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don't know what to say."
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:31,
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yay
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:35,
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Brace yourself the Winter of Discontent is Coming.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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remove the head, it's the only way to be sure
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:22,
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Hahahaha
Take that Argentina
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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lulz
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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Cameron looks quite buff in that pic
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28,
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Woo (hoo!)
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28,
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THE HEAD MUST BE REMOVED!
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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Burial it is then!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:20,
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THREADRUSH
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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Haha!
I am opposed to people picking on the dead, but your image amused me.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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hahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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Haha!
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Chumps 👀 ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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bound to be a bandwagon
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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Best of ...
... Sickipedia should be good tonight.
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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003 ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:19,
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just saw this on the news
and came straight here for a larf! The "devil's" gonna have his hands full now!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21,
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you managed to spell "piss" wrong.
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:39,
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Sad news.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:14,
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Ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:22,
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heheheh
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loci ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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is this shit
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:14,
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Ick
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16,
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worse source pic google search I've ever had to do
the poo wasn't much fun either
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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She'll be back!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:14,
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I always suspected it
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10,
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is gary numan dead yet?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11,
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