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# Newsletter subject line compo
Hello bunnies
Type your funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Hotter than a stroll down Pimlico.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Yabbu dabbu Abu!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# more crack than harlem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Abu dabbu du!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Johnny Morris 'touched me"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Winston Churchill duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I only gave her a nudge, Judge, only gave her a nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Thanks to you, there is now Coca-Cola on my keyboard
You terrible, terrible person, you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Dilating the bottom half of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Middle classes unsure what to do with excess carrot sticks: 33% less dips than expected
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Turning up out of no-fucking-where to make a shit suggestion.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha...
it's the equivalent of a "day out" to some
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# This to win
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Mahmood Al Zarooni - says drugged horse, asked to describe its mood.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Like a pressure cooker of fun, just waiting to be set off...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Less painful to receive than an 80's celeb
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
# "It's not fucking William Wallace on the new fiver, is it?" say treasury.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# fuck off, we're watching the snooker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Guest Editor - Nigel Farage
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# The dodgy uncle of the internet
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# WHERE FAMILIARITY BREEDS COMTEMPT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Scraping the barrel first, so you dont have to.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# we've got biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:59, archived)
# "Boys, boys, boys I'm looking for a good time" said Rob Manuel, internet expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Your "age gaps in movies" link is busted.
Not a headline suggestion, just a busted link.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# GOD HATES CIGARS TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:34, archived)
# worst lurkers ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Cheers Toasty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Dickie is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# or SUTIN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Cheers sah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
For that afterglow
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# You cheated
You went to the future and just took a photo. =)
(nan-demo, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# i'm channeling the spirit of DTH


does anyone have any kia-ora?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I for one welcome our new rice-based standard-bearer of democracy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Moon-Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
#
J, surely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# BBC latest news
New £5 Note


www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22306707
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:26, archived)
# They should put her on a £50 note...
...cos those ex-mining town types will never see it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:29, archived)
# ...and city types will feel more comfortable snorting coke via Maggie's hole.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Cue an ancient pea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:30, archived)
# GORDON'S A FIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:09, archived)
# *applause*
EDIT looks like someone's been having a right go at her headstone.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:11, archived)
# I'd have a right go on her headstone
or soemthing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:48, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Haha nice
You love this challenge you do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# It would've been a grave mistake not to join in
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:22, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Emmeline?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:27, archived)
# and ivory....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I do like that., have this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:32, archived)
# but I thought Alexey Pajitnov was the original creator of Tetris
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Oh I dont know...
If so, then he is Mr. Tetris then.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Mr Batterberg and Mr Hopscotch are in the plot next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:11, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha, great Ninj
Looks like they filled her grave with horse shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahhahahaah
:D cheers Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:25, archived)
# haha nicely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody loon...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Pyre
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:05, archived)
# I blame in this order...
national government,
local government,
the lack of an "I am idiot please check my work" button in Photoshop,
the government.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Here, here.
Down with government!

and pants
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:17, archived)
# OMG he's on fyre.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess I can wheel this out as well, somewhat linked to yours :)
somewhat linked to yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Cheers, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
# WOO Cap'n!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj.
Does Friday find you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Not bad sir :)
Your fine self? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Can't grumble.
First day off in ages, and I'll be heading out to see 'Iron Man 3' within the hour - might even grab a burrito on the way home.
Goodtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Ooh nicely!
It's getting some corking reviews :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# It's a Marvel film.
Good or bad, it has to be seen.
Also hoping that they'll run the 'Man of Steel' trailer in 3D beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha
the guy with glasses on his head looks like he's preparing a snotty gob?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:23, archived)
# It's actually Jimmy Saville's funeral, so there's a good chance you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Well that's crackin' that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:27, archived)
# x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Some top work coming out of this compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant. Please don't point!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Tee hee :D
Should've installed Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "I told him not to play with Pooh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Plenty of shallow graves in the Hundred Acre Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:17, archived)
# haha
it's all the little prick deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Pooh sticks - doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Just Winnie it!
Have you seen Robert Webb reading Winnie the Pooh? Just isn't right. - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF7lswn5hvo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# no but I agree anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Nice moody sky detail :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Cheers
It's all about the details
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Excellent. And immediately reminded me of this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEmp69aOZ5M
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:47, archived)
# I thought he came down with Alice?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# He actually is dead...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Robin_Milne
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Sorry - The Twisted Omentum's post gave me the idea and had to get it out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Nailsea... pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:27, archived)
# I have a soft spot in my heart for Nailsea...
When I see that sign, it means I've only got about 20 minutes left before I get the hell off the M5...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:28, archived)
# You aint a Westonian as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Nope, but I get off the motorway at Bridport when I'm heading to my folks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# I'm currently
working in an office about a mile outside of nailsea :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Aithankyew.
In other news, has your Michael Jackson funeral gif made it into this image compo yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# yes, I pea'd it early
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Ah yes just clocked it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:41, archived)
# one of your best Sir - and that is saying something
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Ahahaha
LEAVE WOSSY ALONE!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Wandom Wossy wepost :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:41, archived)
# and who could blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha clicks - very wisible
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Bawwyheadwound you awwa tewwibuh poossin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# haha, he took the bbc sacking well
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:17, archived)
# pffff :o)
And ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:38, archived)
# A friend of a friend helped with some behind the scenes work at one of his Hallowe'en parties.
Mr. Ross came across as a very fine fellow, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:20, archived)
# I can well believe.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# I like this cause Nailsea's just up the road :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Simples
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
Twanged into a tree !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Eddie Izzard line :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely!! I'd like to be twanged into a tree then put into pies. I need to carry a card on me stating I want this on my death.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:21, archived)
# your tesco club card should suffice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:49, archived)
# If a man is twanged into a tree does he make a sound?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Hahah!
This could work...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:24, archived)
# One fly-tipper special please!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
# haha yes....I'd like Deluxe please...with all the trimmings :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:43, archived)
# sold !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:55, archived)
# mmmm, pies!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha, "put into pies"
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Funerary lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] he was a pop singer back in the day
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Jacko are you ok?
Jacko, are you ok?
Are you ok, Jacko? *repeat*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# The Beatles aren't everyones cup-o-tea, but I done painted them anyway.


Click for bigger (302 kb)
Only just realised the inappropriateness of red splatters for George...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Anyone else reading 2000AD at the moment? That Zombo thing with the Beatles lookeylikeys is mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39, archived)
# no, but I might just give it a read now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, archived)
# na red splatters would've been inappropriate for John
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, archived)
# True.
George got stabbed by a nutter as well didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:44, archived)
# yes but as blood splatters go I'd say John won....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# interesting use of the word 'won'
Although I like the story that when the police/ambulance were sorting george out after his stabbing he asked them 'so, whaddya think of it so far?'.

I always like George's sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52, archived)
# yeah, that and a hole through the canvas i guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# *snort* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Very nice that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# cheers froggy
can i call you froggy? or do you prefer mcbeats-a-lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Better?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:31, archived)
# for my conscience, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Purty! *click*
Could be a parallel universe Windows logo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:42, archived)
# I'll email 'gates' about it now.
he's always keen to throw his cash about yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Good luck...
I've emailed him hundreds of times now, but nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Nice
John Lemon?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] At least he went quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:54, archived)
# he didn't though did he :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Jesus, no he didn't. I'd forgotten about that.
I always wondered if it wasn't a window test that went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:58, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Ted Moult - jobbing actor famous for advertising Everest double glazing in the late seventies / early eighties whereupon a fan or wrecking ball would be unleashed upon said windows to demonstrate resilience to wind / missiles.
In a surprise move completely unrelated to double glazing adverts he blew his head off with a shotgun.

Half Man Half Biscuit wrote a song about him, called "Do Ye Ken Ted Moult?" (before the shotgun incident, which only adds to the pathos).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:23, archived)
# there were a few jokes about no one hearing the gunshot at the time I seem to remember
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
and :(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Nobody knew for weeks...
...they never heard the shot :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
See Happy Toasts' post ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers Q
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# $2.5B Curiosity rover draws inspirational pictographic message on surface of Mars

"We came in peace for all mankind"
--- B3tard at NASA JPL
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:59, archived)
# whale/thames/pope/etc

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:02, archived)
# rubbish!!! that was made here in a studio!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:24, archived)
# holy.............
one express elevator to Hull for Mr Howdy please :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:28, archived)
# Better grab some t-shirts, first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:30, archived)
# Bet they're regretting not signing that Fire and Safety document now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:36, archived)
# They did the pocket-patting thing that clearly showed they had no pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:45, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:22, archived)
# This is great. Next time though, post it on the /links board
Also, most of the internet has seen this? Even people on Facebook will have seen this.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:36, archived)
# don't post it on Links, they've seen it so often over there they'd rip him a new one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Ha ha, I was thinking it would serve as an important life lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:40, archived)
#
/links /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:44, archived)
# fuck sake even the one show have shown this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
the ultimate sign that a joke is past its sell by date
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:58, archived)
# haha, really?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, archived)
# yea seen it yesterday (I think) I was flicking channels at the time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46, archived)
# As Alex sat on nthe sofa flicking her bean...
mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Is NASA having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha, it looks like a cock.
Seriously, though, if you squint. It really does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Wow! That's a neato right there!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] the easy open seal makes visiting the deceased quite simple
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] also have a still vaguely topical pea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:57, archived)
# This is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:32, archived)
# cheers chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Box fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:25, archived)
# Ha ha
"Years later, curious visitors could still see his corpse through the translucent lid, remarking on how fresh he looked."

There was an Eerie, Indiana episode with people sleeping in giant Tupperware so they lived longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:39, archived)
# A great series.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 3:52, archived)
# HaHa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 4:33, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
G'night
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 4:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 6:14, archived)
# noooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Stamina of an Olympian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:25, archived)
# Surprised she could find a strap-on small enough to fit, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30, archived)
# those are the challenges I face, since I rarely date within my species
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# ..and in other news
Scientists believe they have discovered a link between spiced alcoholic drinks and unexpected pregnancy.

(Kyzia was here on, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Goes well with a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Korma?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:45, archived)
# LOL
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 4:41, archived)
# Damn
I wish that had showed up in my google search before I started :-/
(Kyzia was here on, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1657475
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:44, archived)
# I suppose that makes sense
You normally don't get a head with cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fast paced funerary box transporter or something...


Click for bigger (324 kb)
(wizzer77, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:04, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2D71CveQwo
(wizzer77, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:25, archived)
# :)
I can imagine this happening, pallbearers of the future
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 6:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Titanic funeral

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Worra bitch.
Edit: big fan? is this you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud5NCWvQgVQ
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Also, this shows his death really was unnecessary...
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4270835/3D-Titanic-reveals-Rose-DID-have-room-for-Jack-on-that-door.html
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Is this the theory...
... that if she put her life jacket under the door it would have supported both of them?
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:08, archived)
# No, that's a buoyancy argument
The Sun article is a scientifically accurate review of habitable surface.

But at the intersection of Mythbusters and The Sun is a magical place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:17, archived)
# A topless Kari Byron?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:00, archived)
# He was proletariat
Her family would never approve.

He had to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 12:14, archived)
# He survived long enough to carve his own headstone
and dig his watery grave
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:37, archived)

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