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# Ahoy
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:23, archived)
# pffffttt!
4eva in r kidz
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:27, archived)
# haha - I though it was going to be that
awful Grylls fellow for a moment.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:09, archived)
# awww, squeee! :D
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:37, archived)
# I'm not sorry
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:01, archived)
# good grief
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:06, archived)
# haha
I haven't listened to that in ages
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:22, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:42, archived)
# :(
banned by fox
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] peppermint schnapps
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Vintage escapism: Second episode
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Bloody hell
I've gone and posted on b3ta during the uni challenge final again haven't I
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:06, archived)
# nice!......and that would be the 'stereo' croc img :P
did that originate here though? its been around for years.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Really? I saw it here purely by chance
when I was wondering how best to draw a leaping croc!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:11, archived)
# nice!
...and I'm glad to see no crocs were seriously harmed in the making of this image. :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Absolutely he's just asleep.
This is fun for all the family!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Hmm these don't seem to go down so well here
I might not bother posting the next one with you guys...
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Lada doodling


Click for bigger (79 kb)


Pike's Peak stylin' (had a very boring class today).
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Has it got a big rear wing so lots of people can hold on to push it?
*generic lada joke*
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Two words:
Tea tray.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Dave?
Oh no, that's me isn't it? Or was it Moggy...
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:39, archived)
# stylin' with that freebase carpeting
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Segway to Heaven
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:12, archived)
# You got anything to stop this coffin?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh that reminds me!


(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Something to stop coffin?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 23:54, archived)
# And that reminds me!
 photo Iwanttobealevecopy_zps4fd4b5a0.jpg
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:01, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:17, archived)
# I knew it was too good to not have been done!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:20, archived)
# still fun though :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:23, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLctf4o6feQ
reminded me of monty python.
NSFW.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Lemming Segway. It's for the best
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Alroit me ol' china !!


thanks Phil Cool
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:03, archived)
# You rang, m'lud? Nice cocker-knees.
m'lud? Nice cocker-knees.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:10, archived)
# I liked him
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:18, archived)
# His "lizard" was best.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:22, archived)
# his clive james was good too
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:23, archived)
# You misunderstand. I was using a euphemism.
I meant his penis.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:28, archived)
# going to see him in May
He's touring for the last time
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:27, archived)
#
What ever happened to Phil Cool? Did the wind change and his face as stuck on normal forever after?
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# From what i gather
He packed in for a while. He is touring at the moment but this is his last tour as he wants to move into music

Check out www.philcool.co.uk/Phil-Cool-tv-episodes.htm
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Erm yes
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:59, archived)
# That about sums it up. : )
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:00, archived)
# I bet he's riddled with lice
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah, woodlice.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:10, archived)
# And a photo from Saturday
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:01, archived)
# 8
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:04, archived)
# A?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Looks like you're standing in an enormous eight.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:06, archived)
# Or a capital A
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:08, archived)
# True
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:09, archived)
# My whole house would fit in just that chamber, it was vast
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Or a wonky R.
Great photography (as usual).
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:11, archived)
# A H with a hat
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Pretty awesome looking place!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:25, archived)
# where
that?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:55, archived)
# OOF!
:)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:57, archived)
# I brake for Jane Mansfield's head
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# WIV DA SCSI NOW
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Would be fire wire rather than USB if cremated I guess,
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:22, archived)
# IS IT TRUE? :)))))
Sorry I mean...
IS IT TRUE :(((((
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:13, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:43, archived)
# you've put me in mind to retell something that amused me recently
when he was in hospital, my brother had to have a catheter fitted for a couple of days. when his friend visited him, he asked where the tube went and how the catheter worked. my brother explained it to him, much to his utter shock and disbelief. when asked where he thought the tube went, brother's friend replied "i don't know, i thought you'd have some kind of socket!"
he's 41, there's really no excuse.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
# haha true that =)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Right up the serial port :D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:24, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:12, archived)
# aces high
my fave
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Stephen's Bad Day
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# SPACEMOOOOOOOSE!
www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/time_machine2.html
"You can't do that, Space"

Fuck, it doesn't lay out properly in my browser... it should display 3 panels per row, if it's more; try reducing the width of the browser window.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Well what what else would you use a time machine for?!
Nice cartoon btw.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Spacemoose is great.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Thanks.
I'll have a look.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:20, archived)
# It's like Atomic after the electroshock therapy.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Ever see Myron Moose?
A silly underground comix from the 1970s:
sirrealcomix.mrainey.com/page/m/MyronMooseFunnies01-1.jpg

Moose snot was a recurring theme.
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 3:43, archived)
# ah
i remember space moose
(, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:37, archived)
# nice one
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Did he?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# DodDed?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha!
love this
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# run forrest run...
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# that bag must be really full
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Yes!
This!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)
# And all in slo-mow....
Aceness!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)
# lovely stuff :D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# I was thinking about that line the other day
I say it loads but have never seen Forrest Gump, or the clip from whence it came.

So, my question is this...
Did FIGHT CLUB make it a popular thing to say, or were people saying it jokingly BEFORE Fight Club?
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's a Fight Club thing
Though I'm not supposed to talk about it
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
# haha excellent
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# aww s/he looks so happy
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Mow, mow, mow your kids
Gently down the road!
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a RAWR.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Faster!
This is my idea of Earth Day.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Excellent
as always!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:52, archived)
# i love that, the style is great!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# thanks all :)
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Apparently he died in his own arms...
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# all tied up like a forgetful elephants hankie :D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Matt finish
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:26, archived)
# LOVE THIS!
kerrrr-lick!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Cheers, I almost thought YOU made it.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# ahahahah
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Jaundice was the early sign :(
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# tea out of nose
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Top hole.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If you look at Homer's head from the side, his hair and ear form the initials 'M' and 'G'.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# If you look at my head from the back, you can see the zip.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
# If you look at my head from the back, you can't see my face.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
# If you look at my head from the back, I can see you
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# You're a teacher?!
They always boasted about having eyes in the backs of their heads.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Haha, christ no. I'm far too sensitive and fragile to deal with the abuse that teachers receive
And because I know how much crap I spouted behind my teachers' backs.
My head eyes are just a freaky mutation.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# haha top work! clicks!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# That's great
Clicked!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Brilliant.
:)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)
# I drew JLS from memory.


Click for bigger (385 kb)


i may have recently watched The Poseidon Adventure also.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# borgnine
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# you have nudes of him?!? :D :D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:35, archived)
# i'll swap you for your bea arthur nude 8x10 glossies
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:37, archived)
# mmm, *NOT SAFE FOR WORK*
I was thinking more Aunt Bea, and Barney Fife
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wtyfJueX1r3506ho1_1280.jpg
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)
# ohmygawdwhydoiclickthesethings
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# they're not glossies
they're just laminated.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# that's NOT laminate!!!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:56, archived)
# i'm never walking on your living room floor
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# did you see Borgnine on day time TV explaining how he lived so long and healthily?
wanking


look it up, that shit's real :D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# if that's true, my ex is immortal
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# worked for the borg until he was 95
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYrkvYHCbU

(NSFW because he whispers Masturbate :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# yep
and played mermaidman till the end :)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
nice work
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:29, archived)
# How very Jim Moir-like. i.e. excellent.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Flawless!
That autistic kid who draws cityscapes couldn't have done better
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Boss eyed fuckerds.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Groundhog Second
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:03, archived)
# i've just timed myself
and it takes longer than a second to ask yourself what you should have for breakfast, unless you're speaking ridiculously fast, which he wouldn't be if he's only just woken up.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:11, archived)
# This lifeform is a pea with a stickfigure body
Everyone knows that peas with stickfigure bodies have an accelerated sense of time.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:16, archived)
# damn, they're tricky
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I can't decide if that's constructive criticism or a joke.
But either way, thanks!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:44, archived)
# i'm always asked for my opinion once
;)
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:17, archived)
# nightmare!
(, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Being, I suspect, Hindu it would be his corpse on fire on a zip wire but hey...
On the youtube clip under a lot of RIP there was a few LOL...no respect!
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
too soon man.

:D
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# shit!
left dangling there for 45 minutes...

that's pretty dark right there. So out of respect, I will laugh
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Attempted lolitics...
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Lazy bastards, there's plenty of jobs out there for 'em. coat stand, scarecrow etc
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
# There's plenty of vacancies for daisy-pushers.
S Jones will be fine.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 13:58, archived)
# i'd laugh if this wasn't actually likely to happen
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
# This makes a disturbing yet interesting read.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# kobayashi maru
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Yep. Ouch.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 14:33, archived)

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