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[challenge entry] Deadly enemies with 'Cyan'
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha! Very good!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Haha
What a cock!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Fake!
No bollocks.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:57, archived)
# haha, nice work
I hope he has the requisite pube:ball ratio
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
UNITE!

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Great Belm.
Is it Lurch?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:56, archived)
# No, not Lurch, but I see what you mean.
not Lurch but I see what you mean.:D
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Ning Moley!! :)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Hallo Ninjarama!
How's tricks?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Top tip mate!
You? :D
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# All groovy here baby.
:D

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:09, archived)
# hahah mnnnnnnnnnnnnng
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahaha fecking hell!!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:01, archived)
# proper belm action!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:08, archived)
# He's mega at stopping crimes but I HATE his smugness.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
any one want to writle
a b3ta newsletter title?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Turkey, bootiful!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:29, archived)
# all our prostitutes meet the Sale of Goods Act criteria
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Mandela in Stable Condition, £300 ono
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# CEILING NSA IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
EDIT: Also, somebody help me -- I can't stop doing this:
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:43, archived)
# haha, that's a great one
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Original, too
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Please don't stop doing that.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Army chief says cuts would be dangerous.
Don't tell him about bombs then!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Hague: If you've done nothing wrong you've nothing to hide
Everyone else: So why won't you show us what you've been spying on?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Careful with what you say and do online or you might end up in Prism.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Oh!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# TRY FUCKING READING THIS JUST FOR FUCKING ONCE YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:54, archived)
# One up the bum, no harm done
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Your mum's shopping bag arse.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
# The Vatican has a Gay Lobby? Is that where all the priests wait for the choir boys to undress?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:57, archived)
# I once found out that my Dad worked as a male stripper in a seedy seaside town in the 70s
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Have you even eaten a whole cucumber dipped in cowshit?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# eww!
cucumbers taste nasty
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Fanny is as fanny does
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Spazmo.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:00, archived)
# The Motherfucker's Day Special
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# do you ever dream that you are out in public and suddenly realize you're nude?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:04, archived)
# That was a dream?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Outsourcing all our intelligence to booze as well
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:33, archived)
# DEMESIO! PERSKAITYK IR SAUGOK
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Harder hitting than an Aussie cricketer in a Walkabout!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# haha
I was half expecting the Sun to say WARNER BOTHERS as its headline

then I realised it's not football
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Fierce...
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Koo koo cachoo
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:02, archived)
#
apparantly not - according to all the lyric sites
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:07, archived)
# it's always been goo for me
maybe he's confusing it with Alvin Stardust
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Y93Qucbt0
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:07, archived)
# It's a fair cop but I've been singing that for 46 years now, Too late to change
Koo koo Ca choo (which is the correct lyric without the heavy Scouse accent)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:26, archived)
# reminds me of this what i gone done did
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:26, archived)
#
Thats ace.

particularly like the Van coming
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:38, archived)
# that was added last
after I'd had another listen and realised I'd missed it out...
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to just upload a picture of Derek for the compo but rules are rules.
The power of psychic empathy...just the wrong way around.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Fruneto with the power to manipulation fruit.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I can feel my plums twitching
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Sorry
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:09, archived)
#
disappointed nobody's done Magento yet
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Needs more John Birt...
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:52, archived)
# And one for the Simpsons geeks...
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:54, archived)
# we need more 'bort' license plates...
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:04, archived)
# bloody love these!!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)
# har dee har har

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Lovely sir!!
:) *click*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Great stuff.
It's amazing how little you need to recognise someone.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:06, archived)
# fp fp fp fp!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] blah, blah, politics, etc, etc...
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:44, archived)
# pffft!
*click*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] tsk! Should have used stainless, Tony....
Tony....
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Great, now I'll have 'Any old iron' in my head for the rest of the day
*click*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Dandelions beware!!!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# my eyes!
*clicks*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Ew!
and Woo!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:11, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall overcome tyranny through the power of my healthy dietary regime!!!

'Ning!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:03, archived)
# mmmmm
brassicae
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:07, archived)
# Sprouts are the devil's droppings
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:09, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:18, archived)
# Still love this!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Lovely.
*Eats twelvety.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Haha inspired =)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I used to point at the sprouts where I worked and say:
"This, is a chemical burn."

Nasty little things that provide an excuse to use too much butter and salt.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:55, archived)
# I too, often suffer from " chemical bum"
but there's no way I'd show the people at work
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:48, archived)
# hmmm, veiny.
 

 
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:11, archived)
# never veiny enough :(
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Inedible?
All lovely if cooked properly.

And woo, of course
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:13, archived)
# it's spelled c-y-c-l-o-p-s but it's pronounced sicklopes
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:16, archived)
# Look it up
it's under So Crates
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:21, archived)
# ALSO:
where you been boy? I actually mentioned you to evil_twin yesterday.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:23, archived)
# work and study have been sapping my energy, haven't been making b3ta time.
 
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CATS
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:32, archived)
# fucken fucken fucken
don't know where you're up to... we have 4 now, Dirk is the newest addition, he has white socks. He loves all the cats, but only Minou will tolerate him. THEY DO CUDDLES, it's so sweet.
Dirk managed to slip out through a slit in one of the window screens last week and was missing for 24 hours. I was so happy to get him back.
We really want to move somewhere where we can just let them out to roam but this is not the place, it's all dogs and twats and cars.
killerkitti has an apartment not far away, she just got her first cat last week, they call him BEEFCAKE, also BUFFCAT, but his name is actually Guy apparently, that's what the adoption people said. He's 5 years old and HUGE, although not as big as Lima.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:45, archived)
# I've seen pictures of Minou but I'm not sure about Dirk.
 


Moon is two and a half now and spoiled rotten, I am so owned
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 6:05, archived)
# ahhhhhhh yes Dirk.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 6:08, archived)
# Oh man I forgot about that
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 6:53, archived)
# Awww, WE LOVE THE MOOON
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 6:54, archived)
# \o/ for early Adam Ant references in cats
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:09, archived)
# MARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:35, archived)
# dunno why
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:04, archived)
# iiii]; )'
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:18, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:28, archived)
# i did a pic of tupac........
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 2:28, archived)
# hahahahaha shit
you bad man
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:05, archived)
# heh. now do kurt cobain
 
WOO
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:17, archived)
# yO
*click*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:41, archived)
# Y HELO THAR
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:58, archived)
# HOWDY HERR HARE
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:08, archived)
# JA! JA! JA!
 
hardly been on b3ta at all this year, glad to see some familiar faeces
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:15, archived)
# YO YO YO
I was up your way last night at Killing Joke. Did you make it?

Hope things are well in bunnyland.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:20, archived)
# no Killing Joke for me but I have seen Jello and also TMBG recently
 
shades of 1994 with Drab Doo Riffs EP release in a fortnight, Picassos and Dave Saunders in support
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:30, archived)
# Faces in the shadows
I've been lurking, mostly. Still throwing it down, now and then. Of course.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:26, archived)
# pig willy style.
 
Curled, that is.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:33, archived)
# Hahahaaha!
Now do Biggie Smalls and the dead one from Run DMC!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 7:39, archived)
# hahahaha
: )
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:07, archived)
# baaam!!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Small-to-Medium Business?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Dum dee-dum-drum, dara ra ra, dum dee-dum drum, da ra.. ... daaaraaaaa, daaaraarraaa....
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:04, archived)
# hahah!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 2:03, archived)
# you looking at my pint mate
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:20, archived)
# one eye's going off to the shops
the other's coming back with the change
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Is that Jo Brand?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Or is it Meat Loaf?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:57, archived)
# do you ever dream that you are out in public and suddenly realize you're nude?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:12, archived)
# Hey Pedro
do you ever dream that you are out in public and suddenly realize you're nude?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:23, archived)
# funny you should ask that, Mo...
what an odd coincidence that you are curious about this as well.

As a matter of fact, i used to have the dream more regularly when I was young, but now only have the dream where I cut up a relative and put them in the garbage disposal.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Like this?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 2:04, archived)
# do you ever dream that you are asleep in bed and suddenly realize you're awake and so fall asleep?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:34, archived)
# When the dreamer awakes from the dream he realizes that he was in his bed all along.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:38, archived)
#

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Who shortened b3ta!
I come here expecting normally sized people.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 2:41, archived)
# no, but sometimes I dream I'm out in public and you're nude.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:20, archived)
# (then things get weird)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 4:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] er...

(cfb143KB)
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:02, archived)
#
do you ever dream that you are out in public and suddenly realize you're nude?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:07, archived)
# no i have never dreamed of being nude in public
probably because i am always awake when i am nude in public.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:47, archived)
# jar jar?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:52, archived)
# woof woof
filtaddog
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 2:00, archived)
# powerful shit!
I think that'd bringing on a migraine :D
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Angry cube head in a rough storm at sea navigating with headlamp eyes!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Why is he so angry?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:19, archived)
# The newsagent didn't reserve his copy of Sheds Monthly.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:20, archived)
# The Alopecia magazine?
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Zardoz goes swimming.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Phwoar
Check out them floatation devices!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap X-Men
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:40, archived)
# His brother's all screwed up.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:08, archived)
# He's dead jim
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:29, archived)
# ticket please!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:42, archived)
# ah jesus, that reminds me of a dream I had
my front room had about 20 lights hanging from the ceiling ,but because there was a witch in there, they never could put out enough light to properly light the room.
depression, despair and fear were abound!

apologies if I bummed you out with my 8 years old self dream
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 0:40, archived)
# do you ever dream that you are out in public and suddenly realize you're nude?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 1:02, archived)
# And it was lovely, and you had no anxiety about it,
Yeah: once.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:13, archived)
# 4eva in r wheelchairz.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:15, archived)
# back and peering everywhere
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:32, archived)
# peeing
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Guilty laugh
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ex-Men
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 21:59, archived)
# *groan*
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:02, archived)
#
*moan*
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:14, archived)
# *Joan*
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:27, archived)
#
*cone*
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:39, archived)
# *capone*
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Pre-Ops, brother of Cyclops.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:06, archived)
#
Post-ops
Cycle-ops...
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Less of the Xena pics pls thx
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:08, archived)
#
Hahaha nice!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Hehehehe

actual chortles
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:23, archived)
# butt-prostitutes need love too.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 5:18, archived)

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