(Dick Wonderₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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DAT CAT!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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yeahhhhhhhh!
(Dick Wonderₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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wherever i lay my cat
that's my home
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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And I thought they smelt bad on the outside...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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they do
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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surely it's "wherever my cat lays that's their home" ?
(Dick Wonderₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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many cats live under parked cars, then
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:50,
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All around my cat I will wear the green willow
And all around my cat for a twelve month and a day And if anyone should ask me the reason why I'm wearing it It's all for my true love who's far, far away
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:23,
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"I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!"
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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poor mister bigglesworth
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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I had to google that.
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:36,
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sadly, i didn't
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:26,
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"Doncha Think its Cat Time" is a complete rip off of "Boogy Wonderland".
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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Hmmm
(notoolsovernightyou're all luvvly an' 'orrible,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:06,
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he lives!
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:07,
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.
(chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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I can think of some people who are actually better off with a counselor like that
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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^this
got an emo niece who just trashed her own birthday cake and wrote about it on fb, saying how much she hated everything. i replied "stop acting a twat or i'll come round there and kick you up the arse." soon stopped her moaning!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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good advice too
family means noone gets left behind when the hurting begins =)
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:03,
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i just freaked her out in asda
by picking up a whole salmon and saying "ooo, look at the fishie! poor fishie! stroke the poor fishie. STROKE IT!"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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Hahaha
laugh out loud moment there
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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i love playing supermarket nutter
it winds her right up
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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haha, quite awesome
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 16:09,
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i may have gone a bit far
when i told the store detective to stroke my potatoes
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 16:28,
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Auntie Smashy, newspaper advice columnist and arse-kicker
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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i'm everybody's crying shoulder
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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Mine can't have been the only school where a "terrible accident with a javelin" was alleged to have occurred, even though nobody seemed to have anything more substantial to go on than the ever-flimsy statement "My brother reckons..."
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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That and every sports teacher I'v ever had.....
has had to take some unfortunate pupil to A and E with their eye hanging out of its socket, due to towel flicking in the changing rooms, they all of course went blind in one eye as a consiquence..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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Look, you don't go blind because you took someone to A&E...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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but but but..... one said he had to pick it up off the floor and take it there in a crisp bag.......
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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there's no such thing as the floor
it's an urban myth!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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But but but..... one lost a testicle too......
I think we should abandon the nuclear deterent completely, and just arm every person in Briton with a towel....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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Towels have been repeatedly discredited...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:31,
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(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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I like the plunge, plunge, plunge
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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I like the clunge, clunge, clunge
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:20,
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clunge for breakfast? ...anytime!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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Breakfast clunge
but it needs more OOMPH
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:30,
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Free fanny is the most nutritious, I find.
Also, THREAD DELETION!
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:30,
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who deleated a thread
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:36,
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Dunno, it was some bagpuss/cdc shit or somethin', homie.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:38,
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well, let me just say to the poster of said thread,
"eat a bowl of dicks" /youtube_response
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 13:08,
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Fish flavour?
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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Breakfast of chompions?
(judge62Captcha must die!!,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:03,
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We are zombie. So we should eat some criminal meats. Because its our meal.
A real person is not included in this work.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 7:37,
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why is she blindfolded?
Daterape?
(PaulPit's my lol comedy account,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 8:08,
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Eye surgery
The hospital was out of eye pads so went with the full swaddling wrap look.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 8:12,
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that makes perfect sense
(PaulPit's my lol comedy account,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 8:14,
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...in the way.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 8:51,
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Swaddling-Wrap
Sounds like a Town in Bavaria.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:23,
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They are remodeling the ear surgery by doctor.
They offer as experimental material to doctor the body of their own. They hope that get a new body at the cost. and... Priest on the left is an artificial life form that was created from her cell. He is less than 5 years old.
He don't much have sexual knowledge. (cuz he's underage)
As for her, an action is possible in the state that covered eyes.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 8:22,
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He's underage and a priest. How could he not have any sexual knowledge?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 9:20,
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example...
How to make baby. :D
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 9:53,
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How, exactly, *is* babby formed?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:15,
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Mine the priest: Stork.
pfffft
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:25,
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comment of the week
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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Pfffft
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:14,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:38,
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I think we've all been there.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:10,
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In my shed? O__o
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:17,
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No, feeling like I look like that.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:19,
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An established member?
You do look like that kind of.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:21,
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Ehem, you were saying "that kind of..."
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:29,
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Shed-dweller
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:32,
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Not long got back from Home Depot.
I noticed they have non-shedding paint there.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:35,
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Don't touch my shed.
Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even sprayed it. Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never sprayed...? Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it! Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it. Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be sprayed. Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it? Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:41,
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Not just any old shed
a shed in Wales.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:36,
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One person in this is the patient of hemorrhoid.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:21,
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Poor girl,...what are you taking for that?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:23,
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When somebody of this inside sits down on a chair, it is accompanied by an acute pain to buttocks!
:D never mind atomic.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:33,
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I hope someone is documenting all your threads.
They are pure gold.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:37,
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Have you heard the David Sedaris monologue about language school in France?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:43,
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No, I was in my shed.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:48,
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Poor reception.
I'm too drunck to 'FUCK'....
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:07,
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Scotch time! o/'
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:13,
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Out of beer and down to the Liquorice liqueur.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:21,
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I think we've all been there.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:24,
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Perfect answer.
G'night/morning all.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 4:33,
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Atomic in the Evil Dead Goatse hemorrhoid.
(I really must stop drinking etc.)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:25,
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VS the thunderoids
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:34,
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...and The Famous Five.
uh?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:39,
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Hail the Prince of Darkness or whatever.
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:34,
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Fear not...
my evil powers and sharp objects
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:35,
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Comedy goth ping pong
Compo it!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 7:48,
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All of this
Black Metal Tennis: 40 - HATE
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 8:55,
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Hahahaha
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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Please stay away from ALL dogs.
And cats. And all animals in general.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:59,
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Waaaay to much wanking, dude.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 9:30,
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Yes. I'm Japanese person of b3ta member. I never know Japanese in b3ta. Most people have dissatisfaction towards my work. But I do not mind it. I do not intend to become the slave of many people. :D Haha!! (So I don't want to draw abuse arts!!) I think about "named Dave of track driver", It is mere racist thinking!! XD
Because they know that I can not go to England, they are paranoid at choice. Silly.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 1:59,
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That seems fair enough.
People aren't being racist with the 'Dave Joke' It is more about British truck drivers pretending to be Japanese that seems funny.
Ordinary speech often sounds funny when strangely translated, anywhere in the world.
{:-)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:31,
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:S
"Dave joke" Some people laugh at the jokes, but I don't. -_-
There are not a truck and my association at all. I do not know why I should laugh.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:45,
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Nobody forces you to laugh.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:03,
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...then ok.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:05,
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but 'bored' isn't right. i think it's a mix of amused, bemused or c, mused.
but, yeah, what's it all about?
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:04,
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it's all about squeezing chat through 3-4 layers of google translate
itu semua tentang memerah chat melalui 3-4 lapisan google translate اس میں گوگل کے ترجمہ کے 3-4 تہوں کے ذریعے تمام کے بارے میں بات چیت flushed ہے 3-4層に関するすべての会話のGoogleの翻訳がフラッシュされ Google translation of all conversations about 3-4 layer is flushed
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:27,
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translation party is the answer
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:38,
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Nicely!
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:14,
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Thanks! :D
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:18,
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Thundercats are go!
No, wait...
(Tagnutloves pies,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:29,
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:3
go!
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:02,
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tundracats are siberian
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 2:44,
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tundra express is
シベリア超特急
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:04,
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'o _ o'
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:20,
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phew!
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 3:22,
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hahaha
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:25,
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I tried..
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:46,
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well, if we don't try we may as well disable the safety of a microwave oven so it can work with the door open and stick our heads in.
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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every one of our heads?
That's a bit drastic.
What if nobody informs the local authorities afterwards?
and it's like "I'm just going to pop a frozen meal in the microwave" "ok, that's great" and you ignore the BURNT HEAD that's just in there ROTATING and then *ping* LUNCHTIME! and it's never discussed.
That's what'd happen.
It'd be political correctness gone mad!
Edit: I just had an ice cream, I want another one, also there is some kind of whistling noise outside PROBABLY ALIENS
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:02,
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I have ginger hair so I think I will get away with it
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:13,
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gingers of the world unite!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:27,
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Half of the stores profits go to charity apparently.
(lazygamerVS tittybiscuits,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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Not bad - search is poor, though.
Shall investigate. Cheers!
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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HMV ?
only kidding, I haven't a clue
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:08,
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pfft!
our price
(artifusis doing it all wrong,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:09,
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Woolworths!
I'll get me coat..
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:42,
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Also CDbaby
www.cdbaby.com/ They also have music by a lot of smaller bands that you just won't find anywhere else.
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 18 Aug 2013, 9:54,
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I echo bandcamp and 7digital which have generally served my needs
Benefit of Bandcamp is you find quite a lot of people are happy to sell FLACs in addition to the usual MP3 and AAC. 7digital has a lot of stuff and almost always sell at 320kbs AAC which is about as good as you get without going lossless. It's very rare that I've ended up buying from iTunes. I've heard quite a few people mention Soundcloud which seems to me similar to Bandcamp but I may be very wrong about that since I've not checked it out.