I don't need to.May I refer you to the case "Jerry Springer vs Hankook Seafoods" of 1983?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:41,
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Yeah, you show me those legal papers.*waiting* :3
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:52,
archived)
You send me money, I send you bong water.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:59,
archived)
I hope this is more successful than your last venture, "Dong Water".Let's not even mention "Mong Water".
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:23,
archived)
:-)Very NSFW www.peecockproducts.com/index.php?_a=viewCat&catId=1 NSFW
(,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:22,
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Think how much more accuratly you could recieve a golden shower. far less wastage
I get right under there.No need to be shy at that point.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:02,
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for whatever reason, reading that too hastilyI thought it was on Dungeons and Dragons that had been...severely disappointed
(,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:51,
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...wasn't there some TV show D&D with a group of female gamers playing...not sure of the name of it, must be ancient
(,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:10,
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That's it...I'm getting you an Iron Maiden.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:15,
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That is HOT! Let me borrow your nun outfit...for real.Yes...the garters too.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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The only thing that could improve it is if Smash Monkey were there with a watering can full of freshly boiled piss..
Why are you so dumb?Nobody wants boiled piss.
Only boiling piss will do.
See why nobody likes you?!
(Only boiling piss will do.
See why nobody likes you?!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:38,
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:-( I'm going to tell Pedro how you speak to me......Dinner time laters.....
(,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:44,
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Yes, go eat and think about boiling piss.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:48,
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^^Boiled Piss -- seriously? PAHHH!!
That's like warmed-in-the-microwave crab rangoon
(That's like warmed-in-the-microwave crab rangoon
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43,
archived)
Nooo! Bring back Uncle Death!In other news, Hitler's bodyguard died today.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:01,
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killed by Hitler, sadtimesthat slow-acting poison is something special though
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:03,
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YAY! All the Uncle Deaths you've come to know and love, in one spot. That's with my K-Tel voice.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 23:02,
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akshally, tryb4ubuysexual PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:42,
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Debbie McGee: Breeding. Extra stately.Henry Kelly: Pride and integrity. Manly.
Bonnie Langford: Tasty. Refined. Groovy.
Richard Whiteley: Commanding and a worldly.
Dickie Davies: Remarkable and finesse. So good.
Chris Quentin: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
(Bonnie Langford: Tasty. Refined. Groovy.
Richard Whiteley: Commanding and a worldly.
Dickie Davies: Remarkable and finesse. So good.
Chris Quentin: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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My threads always end up with dead prawns.I hope your all happy b3ta.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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I checked the shops but I can't find thisI bet the cool kids bought it all :(
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:07,
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I bet the people at the gym are choking on it.edit: -bet, +hope
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:16,
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Exported from Japanas they clearly have too much of it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:09,
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u killed the board 
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:19,
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HADOOOO KEN!
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:54,
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Hunner hanner :D
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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Newsletter worked!I mean, almost. Yahoo seems to have rendered all spaces as the letter A, but still.
Here's a proper link: www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue597/
(Here's a proper link: www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue597/
amygdala,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:25,
archived)
I don't mean to over-promisebut there is an almost full newsletter in a document in front of me.
All it needs is an hilarious subject line - and for the grace of the Yahoo Gods to let me send the thing.
(All it needs is an hilarious subject line - and for the grace of the Yahoo Gods to let me send the thing.
amygdala,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:50,
archived)
nothing funny has happened today
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:51,
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scorching into your inboxlike an inappropriately-designed building
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:52,
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Where are all the fucking idiots who usually appear about now? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:55,
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^ there's one lol Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:55,
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Cotton bud in the ear, beating off whilst taking a shit.Don't get much better than this.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:58,
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don't fucking put cotton buds in your ear!it's not good and can lead to inflamed earholes and having to squirt spray down them 3 times a day.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:00,
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How about my inflamed asshole, huh?I'm squirting spray down by balls 3 times a day.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:02,
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lube. lube solves everything.except lube rash.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:07,
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I just LOVE putting cotton buds in my ear. The sensation is fantastic.
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:56,
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Obama was a charmer while Putin put the boot in while Cameron was just an arsehole
Ninj,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:01,
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I've gone withan overly-defensive subjectline instead, as I think circumstances warrant it.
Thanks guys though - much obliged. Let's see if this works...
edit: actually, gone with Snowy's
(Thanks guys though - much obliged. Let's see if this works...
edit: actually, gone with Snowy's
amygdala,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:07,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Three Pictures On A Theme"){kind=small}
Toppermost work, woo! *click*But squirrels aren't allowed behind the bar, you know, they keep nicking all the packets of KP...
EDIT: I can guess who pushed him too
(EDIT: I can guess who pushed him too
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:50,
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Yeah, those sneaky butt squirrels are cunts. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:14,
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There are two colours in my headThere are two colours in my head
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:36,
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top marks for this
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:02,
archived)
Oh my!That took me bloody ages! I was waiting for something else to happen! Woo sir!
( Frogbeat,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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has he created a nugget of purest green? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:13,
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Ooh, that's aproper lip gibber there
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:51,
archived)
"Oooooo ... well, if you were to ask me about this Middle-eastern question, and I *did* have that nice man Banksie_Moonie round last Thursday, a very nice man, I can tell you, and soooo polite! he even took his shoes off when he came in. He didn't have to, and no of course I never asked him. Well. it's not the done thing, is it? But ooo can you imagine if he had stood in something nasty? ooo the mess on my new carpets! Oh what was I saying again? I yes, this problem in Syria. Well, as I said to our Vera last Tuesday, ooo or was it Monday? You know ... just after she found out her Terry was gay again. Well I never. Oh yes, last Tuesday, that was it, I remember now because the window cleaner came round. Third time that week, but a very nice man. Verrrry nice man. So ... more tea? ... this Adidassy-Hussain. Well, as I was telling our June this morning, there's *nothing* in this world that cannot be put right with a nice cup of tea. And a fig roll. Oooh have you tried those new ones from the Co-op? Angie says she doesn't like them. Well I said to her, beggars can't be choosers! So I bet you, ooo yes I do, ten pence says that nobody has been round there yet and just knocked on his door and asked him. Oooo he could even come round here. Ooo just as long as he minds his ps and qs ... and my new carpet! ... Yes, so that's it. Send that nice Mr. Cameron around with some nice biscuits ... do you think they like Garibaldi biscuits over there? I love them. And then young David can ask him if he'd like a nice old good cup of tea and a sit down to talk about it. I bet you within half-an-hour they'd be best friends and round each other's houses after school to play bikes. Oooo that reminds me, can you see if they have any Battenburg cake in at the shops. Yes with proper marzipan, that's right. Oooo they don't make it like the used to do they? I bet you Mr. Adidasy likes a slice of that. I know I do! Oooo lovely!"
(,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:34,
archived)
anyone else peckish? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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those are some full-on rapey eyesthat remind me strangely of ron perlman
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:12,
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blessed should be employed as a hand-dryer Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:22,
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epitome of the angrywank Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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yes. yes i do. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:41,
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Another ace one :) *clicky*The second picture clearly must be Mulder and Scully
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:54,
archived)
Huh huh.. heh heh heh, you said, heh heh... you said GAS, heh heh heh! GAS! Heh heh heh!
Huh huh huh... huh huh huh.. Heh heh... heh heh heh! Shut up fart-knocker!
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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Malcolm McClaren's always been a shit.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20,
archived)
huh hu huu huh huhneed TP for my chem-hole
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25,
archived)
I still think Assad looks like an accountantor a substitute teacher that you hum at
rather than a ruthless genocidal maniac
(rather than a ruthless genocidal maniac
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:26,
archived)
He did indeed. I think he should probably have stuck with it.He probably thinks so too, some days. Also, he has a hot wife.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:15,
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the banality of evil etc ... deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:41,
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hahahahahahaha, excellent work!I made my own Beavis & Butthead short for 2 friends a few years ago. Check it out here - www.q4nobody.co.uk/hitch50.html
( Q4nobody,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:04,
archived)
is it a bird? is it a plane?no, it's a squirrel.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23,
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Yay!I thought of making him super earlier, but never got round to it. Nice work Ninj :)
( Q4nobody,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:57,
archived)
Get the FUCK out!
It's a little too early for this isn't it
Frogbeat,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:07,
archived)
Haha FUCK no!There's nobody here to complain.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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Come to think about it, it's too fucking brown. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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FUCK I know I know I didn't match it very wellAh your just on the coffee then
( Frogbeat,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:25,
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I like my Flan Flakes chilled tae FUCK Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:44,
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amazingsell it to the masses
(
dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:26,
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Love this! and fuck!
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:02,
archived)
Fuck! Gayshifters unite.
fuck
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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i was a teenage FUCK! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:59,
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I bet you were!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:59,
archived)
cheeky scamp! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:07,
archived)
playin' it cool Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:56,
archived)
Very goodBut does the light stay on the whole time he's in there?
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:02,
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fuck yes.brilliant. actual proper lol
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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Amazing.:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 7 Sep 2013, 3:40,
archived)
Pffft! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:12,
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Squirrel fishing - might catch on?
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:45,
archived)
Lacking 3 pubes per acorn: otherwise fine.
EDIT: that is, my post is lacking pubes. (Just like in public school.)
EDIT EDIT: Oops, bindun! b3ta.com/board/11006394
You see that red thing?He loves water he does :D
Click 'n Woo!
(Click 'n Woo!
Frogbeat,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:16,
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aww, i thought he was going to have a wank in the River Kawaii PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:17,
archived)
Lovely jubbly. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:15,
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He's nicked his nuts.Also, your wonderful Squirrel pics reminded me of another squirrel in a similar pose...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:53,
archived)
Great Tree Rat was a dirty old man!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:19,
archived)
lovely reference there :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:22,
archived)
Aww come on little fellaRoy's brought some giant acorns for you
( Q4nobody,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:36,
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Is that the same fella from down the pub the other day?I fuckin' HATE flies! Nice work mate
( Q4nobody,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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He really don't need that while suffering a hang over! ;)
( Frogbeat,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:52,
archived)
Bad luck for that fly.Yuck.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:02,
archived)
Way off topic but felt just had to get this out...
Across the road a mysterious blue box has appeared. Thanks to my daughter for the idea.
A toilet is often a good place to get things out
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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as is a confessional PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:52,
archived)
Dr Poo Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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