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HAHahaha... Bananista! Pun-Tastic!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:51,
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i kan dooz teh bayking
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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I said it before and I'll say it again
:D Edit - are you sure you read the label right?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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if you listen closely you can hear it talking to itself
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:34,
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May contain Cthulhu
:D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:50,
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Hahaha!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:17,
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Haha!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:03,
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'Established Sugar' Only
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:03,
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pfft
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:36,
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I'm sure normal sugar would have been fine.
That, however, appears to be mayonnaise
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:09,
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^ this
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:13,
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I love the idea of "normal" brand products
shall we play it safe or go risky for lunch?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:31,
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I've got some nuclear prawns on the go with a just plain wrong side salad
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:33,
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atomic's staple diet
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:45,
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That, and Scotch.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:52,
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"Men: Know your limits! "
Top stuff
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:23,
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there seemed to be something missing
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:34,
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forgot the yoghurt too
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:38,
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hahaha
is he reading the big book of yiff?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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It's all stored in his memory banks by now surely :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:42,
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DAMN YOU!
:D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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hey, there's nothing wrong with an idle wank
unless you're cooking for company of course
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:27,
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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hahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:27,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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Oh, shit, I've become a meme.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Nah, I doubt it
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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the stuff of nighmares
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:03,
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH :D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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Smokin' !
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:33,
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Great acting btw.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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hahahaha, satan's junk
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:27,
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Great Balls Of Fire!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:39,
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That's always my reaction when a red hot cock blows a hole in my house.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:32,
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HAHAHAHA
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:51,
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IRL LOLs
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:10,
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Jolly Jack is a liar, he does not think this at all. What he thinks is that people will notice him if he claims to think this. Which is true, but people only notice him for being an attention-seeking prickhorse. And that's terrible.
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A small damp ball of cotton ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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looked in a mirror recently :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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Need to talk? :(
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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Arf!
:D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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I made another coin arts
Step back from your screen and view them all here: www.q4nobody.co.uk/coins.html
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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A mole digging a hole! Nice!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:05,
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hahahaha
cannot unsee
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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Very nice again
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:35,
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^ that there.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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Nicely!
although I can only see the USS Enterprise :(
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:43,
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Stand at the other side of the room
And squint to the point that your eyes are closed, then imagine a really cool looking skull.
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Nope
Miley Cyrus's arse now ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:35,
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Lovely stuff Q!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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Cheers mate :)
hope your dad's on the mend?
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:58,
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Cheers mate!
I think so, fingers crossed :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:20,
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Phallic logo of the day
Sent from my wife at work
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openleggy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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OHMAGAWD
Has that big truck stopped on double reds?
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Shlvng ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:03,
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Does your colleague willingly go along with the title "wife"?
The checkout girl who was my "wife" at the supermarket became quite upset at the idea.
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fuscous ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:34,
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If you zoom the picture to over 400% you can just make out the reflection.
Why did she send it to you if you was stood right behind her doing that?!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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sorry, alpaca
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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looks like the mahna mahna muppets
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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ear...worm...
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:27,
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doo doo doodoo doo
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mongychops ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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The Boosh just got watchable.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:38,
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ohaigayshiftcowfuckers
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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PUCKER UP
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:25,
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**b3ta exclusive footage** I just found this
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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ha!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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hahahaha
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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haha, he really hated that building
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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Not always
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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Now available in shops.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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Hahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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ha ha ha!
...but I don't see the sausage
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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8D
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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i had to ask :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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Yeah please don't encourage me.
I really don't need it!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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I'm glad you put it there
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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dude, stop, plz
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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That's better ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:05,
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Why are you so racist against australians
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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This new evidence merely confirms what we've long suspected.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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Hulk Smash!
And on other matters - I just realised the downside of getting my book promoted in the newsletter. Customers who viewed this item also viewed... Dinosaur porn.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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ha-ha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Haha :D
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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oh that is brilliant =))
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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It really gives it that 'suitable for eleven-year-olds' feel, I think.
As does the slightly odd review which states: "From the front to the back cover, this vanity novel is full of Northern grammar and hatred of the Middle Class. The fingering scene in Chapter 5 is the only saving grace." (But gives the book five stars)
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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fingering surely cannot be worth 5 stars
must be the Northern grammar
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:58,
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Ey up duck, want to try sittin' on this 'ere?
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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Hehehe
Similar thing happened to me. My stuff was associated with 'Bic for Her' biros for ages. Then again, I consider that something of a win, since my vast army* of fans now write all their correspondence to me in feminine, flowery prose (with hearts dotting the 'i's). Even the abuse now arrives in pink ink rather than green.* my mum** **or possibly my dad, now that I think about it.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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TJ: stock photo of the day
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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Shows a blank page here.
Edit : that's somewhat creepy.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:01,
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See also:
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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that'll learn 'im
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:07,
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Who the fuck buys stock imagery of hangings and torture?
"Oh boy, I know what'll liven up our annual financial report! ROFL"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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they should buy my electric lolchair entry
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:00,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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Top Cat just out of shot
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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DESTROY!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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ahahahaha proper breakfast lol
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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GENIUS
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 21:12,
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*late reply*
haha:D i shoulda made the second half of this b3ta.com/board/11015493 like the second half of yours :D
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 22:04,
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bangers!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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Poor woman is terrified of his massive utensil
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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8D
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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haha
she doesn't like how tightly he's gripping that fork
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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he has the cold dead eyes of an american.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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sausage & minions
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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glibert and george.
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1.618... ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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And THEN Fiona...
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Ha-ha!
Lovely stuff.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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Cheers Cap'n!
Shuriken! :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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Hahaha!
Thank you for my first laughter of the day from my real-life mouth hole, have a click.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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Hehehe, my pleasure
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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Nice.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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Yay! Hijinx!
Also unexpected Catherine Tate
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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hahahahaha, great mate
ning! *clicks*
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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Cheers mate!
and Ning!!
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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what a surprise another front page
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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Hahahaha
Nice one Ninj
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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Cheers Froggie!
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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STOP THE WEEK ALREADY, THIS IS A WINNER
most awesome haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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ooh ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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It's not just ze punnage
I can hear him say this
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 8 Oct 2013, 9:38,
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don't stop the week
I've got a footy match on wednesday, and I'm out this weekend...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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Hahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:00,
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pff or, even, *parp*
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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The old 'nail thru the penis' trick. :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:15,
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:D
\O/
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:24,
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haw haw
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:24,
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As wonderful as ever :)
and the shopping's not bad too :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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Cheers Shallowz
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:25,
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hahaha
bloody hell!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:06,
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Bilbo!!!!
Hai matey! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:49,
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some mornings even a CDC doesn't feel right
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:06,
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have a bath instead
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:15,
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:25,
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hahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:27,
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:59,
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:D
I'd watch that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:00,
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He'll watch you.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:08,
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ahahahaha brilliant, bloody brilliant...he just needs to be..
cat-apulted over a hedge to complete the episode.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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Dear Darlin', please excuse my writing.
I can't stop my paws from shaking.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:16,
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Oh great now you can just bludegon that out of my head with a sledgehammer.
Also - 'ning!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:33,
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I had to suffer it every hour, on the hour, for 2 whole months, when Kiss FM was the preferred radio station on my last job.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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Christ. You off the meds yet?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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I live in a kung fu monastery, these days.
Hard training makes it all seem like some terrible dream.Sometimes.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Looking off into the distance, daydreaming of lost love and kibble uneaten.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:19,
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Her stalker didn't move all night :(
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:35,
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This is all getting a bit Henri
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:37,
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Hahahahahaha
Sad cat is sad :)
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Ninj ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:15,
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poor sad kitty, have a QnD Barack HItchcock to cheer you up
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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Gustav Fring.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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whoah!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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how is this even possible ?
it's witchcraft !
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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^this
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:12,
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Awww
He must've known my mates cat? It was put down on Saturday :(
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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:(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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Cravendale never called back after the casting
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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enpensive?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:50,
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moo.
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:16,
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purdy mouf!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:18,
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gizzakiss
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:22,
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That's just bonkers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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cool as fuck
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:45,
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put you dick in there
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:55,
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You know how they grasp grass with their tongues...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:00,
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I'm intrigued
tell me more
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:02,
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O_o
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:15,
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o_O
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:30,
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No worse than bumming the dog shurley.
I may have been drinking. Time to go
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 4:21,
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> FUCK GANDALF
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 4:34,
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...and tear it off at the root...
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:16,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 7:27,
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haha, nice
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 7:27,
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Trumpet heifer.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:14,
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haha - that's ace
*click*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:14,
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Did someone call?
Jesus Christ that's enough to give you nightmares.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:17,
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Could fit its own hoof in there
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:37,
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Clarkson cow!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:38,
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Hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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Shit me!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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*steps back and away*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:17,
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1.618... ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:34,
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*comment and like*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:42,
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NWOT
RPS ReflectoFluff LOLs -- found on a Cragslist ad for a printer
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:06,
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Muscly man has massive fungal infection, of the back.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:29,
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cat holding a playstation controller?
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:35,
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sideways panda phone cover, I thought
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:45,
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wereckkin bollox
is the B3ta really dead ? sadness
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Zoidaroid ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:41,
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:18,
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haha
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:52,
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hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:57,
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No, really no.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:29,
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i know, right?
not enough lard on the ball for me
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:35,
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It just too Clarkson and brown.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:52,
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you genius cunt
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:13,
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That's really quite good...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:40,
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YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FLAN ON.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 23:44,
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close enough to the song i was listening to
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:33,
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:D
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:39,
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*comment and like*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:31,
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I do not understand this "is B3ta dead" stuff
It's far from it. If old guard move on to God knows where and want to snipe; then happy days. B3ta land in more than bouncy and fun as ever.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:56,
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this^
(although the phrase 'b3ta is dead' is practially a meme at the moment) board does gets slow occasionally. but the last few weeks have been ticking over quite nicely.
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:03,
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I have a bit of fun with the 'death of b3ta' idea.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:13,
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we scavenge amongst the corruption and b3wildered n00bs
and post pointless things like this:
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:34,
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oh my, ARF!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:36,
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hahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:46,
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Flippin 'eck
Soooo wrong, but soooo funny :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:35,
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Ooooooooof!
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Shlvng ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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yea me too...but some people seem to actually believe it and get all stroppy about freebase and stuff
for me it's all just part of the natural b3ta order of things
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:35,
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Freebase does seem to polarize people somewhat
but, as a n00b it's quite entertaining and, I suppose, is an easy way for n00bs to join in with the fun...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:01,
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Guilty as charged your honour :(
I did a bit of "B3ta Death" bandwagoning yesterday. However, it is far from it IMO. Thursday was positively frantic - I was struggling to keep up with the pace. By the time I'd thought of an idea and it's composition, some bugger would post it before me!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:48,
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It's only as dead as people want to make it
Seeing as it's Halloween season the phrase should probably be updated to "Is B3ta Undead"
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 7:29,
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nice boots
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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Raw Sausage Pearoast.....Yum!
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:56,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:39,
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HA! HA! Waking FUCK!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:42,
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HA! HA! Wanking FUCK!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:55,
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FREE WILLY!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:00,
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This makes me think of Gail Tilsley.
Mind you most things make me think of Gail Tilsley.
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Shlvng ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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saggy tits
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:18,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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He should probably get that looked at.
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Shlvng ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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what happened?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:18,
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someone set up us the bomb
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:19,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:30,
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that's fucking genius!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:37,
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He just loves young, naked sausage.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:02,
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One of the most disgustingly funny things...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:51,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:08,
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the look to camera cracks me up
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:14,
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If you remove the sausage on the left it's seriously dodgy fighting.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:23,
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Nice one!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:35,
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Yay!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:25,
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I'm sorry
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:20,
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oh dear
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:27,
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"You'll find it levitating in the padded cell. Happy Birthday, Darling."
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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Look...
I don't even have Photoshop. I'm a skint northener. There are, err, some serious magnets underneath those boxes, and that couch is steel-lined. Err, bbu, errr....
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:48,
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Yeah, that's PRECISELY what I was thinking
or summat simliar
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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Levitating, he says!
he says!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:13,
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hahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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oh dear god..
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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deadbeat better get her a horse now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:35,
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OH FOR FUCK'S FUCKING FUCK SAKE YOU FUCK
Oops, I meant to say SPANG!
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Shlvng ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:30,
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The rich get richer
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Frogcloset (noun) ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:10,
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yes, and the reposty get repostier
LOL
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:11,
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damn parkinsons
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Frogcloset (noun) ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:20,
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RAMADAN IS SPOILED FOREVER
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Shlvng ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:32,
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ahem -- I think it's time to push certain things down the board a bit now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:04,
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does anyone want to see a funny Jamie Farr / Jamie Close TOAPLOL?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:18,
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Yes please
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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you're trying to get me in trouble, HA HA
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:24,
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?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:31,
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which leads to
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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i dont think you 'get' the whole concept, young man.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:13,
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haha :-)
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:54,
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Did someone say 'toapy time'?
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unclepills ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:52,
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That's my sort of girl
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:06,
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Dude! ...the framerate is all off
hey look, more fresh content!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:23,
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ha ha ha ha haaa
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:30,
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Yes! All Shall Click!
(WARNING! HORSE LINK!)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:35,
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*observes atomics b3ta account number*
f**king N00B
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:55,
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And yet I've surpassed you in everything b3ta.
Go sit in the corner! No pie for you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:58,
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i suck at the internet?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:00,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:48,
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When she is close it is easier to make out detail.
Is that the joke Pedro? Is that why it's funny? Help me out here pls.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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well you see -- her real last name is 'Close' which is amazingly similar to the word 'close' which means 'not far away'
so in the first frame, I made believe her last name was "FarAway" (not to be confused with Faye Dunaway) and then also placed a shrinkified version of her likeness so that she appears truly far away -- get it?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:25,
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You can't just change people's names, Pedro.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:35,
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OH SHIT MAN!!
I smell something burning
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:43,
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oh ha ha burnt toap
i get it
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48,
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yeah, something like that, but you ruined the joke
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:56,
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The smoke has no reflection!
VAMPIRE SMOKE! o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:59,
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WTC never happened anyway
it was all filmed in a studio in Arizona
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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ALSO,
it's kind of a play on words. Since you currently reside in the USA, you may be familiar with the way we Americans freely interchange the words Autumn and Fall -- meaning the time of the year when the seasons change from hot to cold. Well, a very clever person might make a play on the other meaning of 'Fall' where it means to lose ones balance and topple to the ground. Do you understand that concept? EDIT: of course this is a very obvious play on words that would amuse mostly children, but I thought I would give a simplified example.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:29,
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It sounds a bit like the kind of joke that might start building popularity at this time of year
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boris the spider ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:35,
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you're hurting us
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:46,
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It's my only reason to keep on living
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boris the spider ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48,
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See, that's what I thought too.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:49,
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What's the weather have to do with it?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:36,
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it's it's just...
GAHHH!!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:42,
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Check this out;
A Glenn could be a grassland that's far away, and then a grassland up close. How 'bout it?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:47,
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That's sensible atomic.
I mean, you can't just go around changing peoples' names just to make a silly joke.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:49,
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Yeah, he's like a puppy doing brain surgery.
Right?!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:52,
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but it's not her real name!!
Glenn is a boy's name
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:01,
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Pedro I made a fall fashions joke once it was exactly the type of fall fashions joke which would quickly gain in popularity.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48,
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I can't remember if I posted it here or not.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48,
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oh ho ho ho fuck!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:54,
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I'm sure you didn't post it
you should post it or we will not see it. Then we will be sad. So for this reason you shold post it. Then we will not be sad.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:07,
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Cuthbert Squiggle regrouped the masses and trampled the capitalists into the forest floor
would be good as a random quote on the stats board.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:11,
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so let it be written...so let it be done
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:36,
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Terminator 7 Judge Judy Day
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:11,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:18,
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i blame the Meaty Disco for this transgression
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:14,
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He is Pure Evil.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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I've noticed that.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:18,
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Ok, I get it, I will seppuku now
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pfftpfft ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:16,
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We lose so many noobs this way.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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My soul is empty! I must atone for my sins.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:51,
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Ten times too small
You're not paying attention
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boris the spider ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:26,
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I enjoy following the rules.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:35,
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That's admirably teutonic of you
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boris the spider ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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Ha Ha*whut?*...very sheepish of me, actually.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:41,
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it's not so Ba-haa-haa-haad
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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There's no pulling the wool over your eyes.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:44,
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Disco Cenobite.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:47,
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I was gonna put the box there but this TOAP noob stole my image for purposes of TOAP.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:56,
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Denied!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:10,
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NEVER!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:34,
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It's like Hallowe'en, Christmas and International Talk Like A Pirate Day all rolled into one.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46,
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You sound like you're unusual and work in a strange environment.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:19,
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tl;dr
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:37,
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"If I can't sell these on ebay, I'm fucked."
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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*throws money at screen* :)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Not sure if she's selling them individually
or a job lot...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:52,
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Well, this all seems in order here.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:03,
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Offer free shipping to attract more customers.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:52,
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Ah, those were the days when shipping *meant* shipping
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:11,
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they're to hang on your walls
obviously
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:57,
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