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# HAHahaha... Bananista! Pun-Tastic!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# i kan dooz teh bayking
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I said it before and I'll say it again
:D
Edit - are you sure you read the label right?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Throbulous!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# if you listen closely you can hear it talking to itself
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# May contain Cthulhu
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# 'Established Sugar' Only
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I'm sure normal sugar would have been fine.
That, however, appears to be mayonnaise
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Looks like normal sugar to me.
The large grained stuff.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# I love the idea of "normal" brand products
shall we play it safe or go risky for lunch?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Mmmm... Hazard Burgers for everyone!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# I've got some nuclear prawns on the go with a just plain wrong side salad
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# I'll have the fugu prepared by the apprentice.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# atomic's staple diet
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# That, and Scotch.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# "Men: Know your limits! "
Top stuff
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# there seemed to be something missing
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# forgot the yoghurt too
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
is he reading the big book of yiff?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
# It's all stored in his memory banks by now surely :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:42, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
# hey, there's nothing wrong with an idle wank
unless you're cooking for company of course
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# :D

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#
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# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Oh, shit, I've become a meme.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Nah, I doubt it
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# the stuff of nighmares
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Smokin' !
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Great acting btw.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha, satan's junk
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Great Balls Of Fire!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:39, archived)
# That's always my reaction when a red hot cock blows a hole in my house.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# IRL LOLs
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:10, archived)
#
Jolly Jack is a liar, he does not think this at all. What he thinks is that people will notice him if he claims to think this. Which is true, but people only notice him for being an attention-seeking prickhorse. And that's terrible.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# looked in a mirror recently :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Need to talk? :(
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
#
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# Arf!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I made another coin arts

Step back from your screen and view them all here: www.q4nobody.co.uk/coins.html
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# A mole digging a hole! Nice!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
cannot unsee
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Very nice again
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# ^ that there.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Nicely!
although I can only see the USS Enterprise :(
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Stand at the other side of the room
And squint to the point that your eyes are closed, then imagine a really cool looking skull.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Nope
Miley Cyrus's arse now ;)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Lovely stuff Q!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Cheers mate :)
hope your dad's on the mend?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Cheers mate!
I think so, fingers crossed :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Phallic logo of the day
Sent from my wife at work
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:57, archived)
# OHMAGAWD
Has that big truck stopped on double reds?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
#
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# Does your colleague willingly go along with the title "wife"?
The checkout girl who was my "wife" at the supermarket became quite upset at the idea.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# If you zoom the picture to over 400% you can just make out the reflection.
Why did she send it to you if you was stood right behind her doing that?!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# sorry, alpaca
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:54, archived)
# looks like the mahna mahna muppets
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# ear...worm...
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# doo doo doodoo doo
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:24, archived)
# The Boosh just got watchable.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:38, archived)
# ohaigayshiftcowfuckers
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# PUCKER UP
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# **b3ta exclusive footage** I just found this
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# haha, he really hated that building
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Not always

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Now available in shops.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha ha!
...but I don't see the sausage
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:18, archived)
# i had to ask :P
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah please don't encourage me.
I really don't need it!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# I'm glad you put it there
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# dude, stop, plz
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:28, archived)
# That's better ;)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Why are you so racist against australians
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# This new evidence merely confirms what we've long suspected.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Hulk Smash!
And on other matters - I just realised the downside of getting my book promoted in the newsletter.

Customers who viewed this item also viewed...
Dinosaur porn.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
# ha-ha
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# Haha :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# oh that is brilliant =))
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# It really gives it that 'suitable for eleven-year-olds' feel, I think.
As does the slightly odd review which states:
"From the front to the back cover, this vanity novel is full of Northern grammar and hatred of the Middle Class. The fingering scene in Chapter 5 is the only saving grace."
(But gives the book five stars)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# fingering surely cannot be worth 5 stars
must be the Northern grammar
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Ey up duck, want to try sittin' on this 'ere?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Hehehe
Similar thing happened to me. My stuff was associated with 'Bic for Her' biros for ages. Then again, I consider that something of a win, since my vast army* of fans now write all their correspondence to me in feminine, flowery prose (with hearts dotting the 'i's). Even the abuse now arrives in pink ink rather than green.


* my mum**
**or possibly my dad, now that I think about it.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:26, archived)
# TJ: stock photo of the day
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Shows a blank page here.
Edit : that's somewhat creepy.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:01, archived)
# See also:
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# that'll learn 'im
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Who the fuck buys stock imagery of hangings and torture?
"Oh boy, I know what'll liven up our annual financial report! ROFL"
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:30, archived)
# they should buy my electric lolchair entry

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#
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# Top Cat just out of shot
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)
# DESTROY!!!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# ahahahaha proper breakfast lol
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# GENIUS
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# *late reply*
haha:D
i shoulda made the second half of this b3ta.com/board/11015493 like the second half of yours :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] bangers!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Poor woman is terrified of his massive utensil
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:33, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# haha
she doesn't like how tightly he's gripping that fork
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:55, archived)
# he has the cold dead eyes of an american.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:05, archived)
# sausage & minions
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
glibert and george.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# And THEN Fiona...
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Lovely stuff.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
Shuriken! :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thank you for my first laughter of the day from my real-life mouth hole, have a click.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Hehehe, my pleasure
:)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Yay! Hijinx!
Also unexpected Catherine Tate

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:37, archived)
# hahahahaha, great mate
ning! *clicks*
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Cheers mate!
and Ning!!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# what a surprise another front page
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one Ninj
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Cheers Froggie!
:)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# STOP THE WEEK ALREADY, THIS IS A WINNER
most awesome haha
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# It's not just ze punnage
I can hear him say this
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 9:38, archived)
# don't stop the week
I've got a footy match on wednesday, and I'm out this weekend...
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# pff or, even, *parp*
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:43, archived)
# The old 'nail thru the penis' trick. :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Haha! Yes!
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# :D
\O/
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# haw haw
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# As wonderful as ever :)
and the shopping's not bad too :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers Shallowz
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
bloody hell!
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Bilbo!!!!
Hai matey! :)
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# some mornings even a CDC doesn't feel right
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:06, archived)
# have a bath instead
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#
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# hahaha
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#
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# :D
I'd watch that
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:00, archived)
# He'll watch you.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:08, archived)
# ahahahaha brilliant, bloody brilliant...he just needs to be..
cat-apulted over a hedge to complete the episode.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Dear Darlin', please excuse my writing.
I can't stop my paws from shaking.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:16, archived)
# Oh great now you can just bludegon that out of my head with a sledgehammer.
Also - 'ning!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:33, archived)
# I had to suffer it every hour, on the hour, for 2 whole months, when Kiss FM was the preferred radio station on my last job.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Christ. You off the meds yet?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I live in a kung fu monastery, these days.
Hard training makes it all seem like some terrible dream.
Sometimes.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Looking off into the distance, daydreaming of lost love and kibble uneaten.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:19, archived)
# Her stalker didn't move all night :(
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#
This is all getting a bit Henri
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Sad cat is sad :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# poor sad kitty, have a QnD Barack HItchcock to cheer you up
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Gustav Fring.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# whoah!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# how is this even possible ?
it's witchcraft !
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Awww
He must've known my mates cat? It was put down on Saturday :(
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:53, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Cravendale never called back after the casting
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Nice cat. Did you do the face clamping yourself?
:D


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# enpensive?
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# moo.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:16, archived)
# purdy mouf!
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# gizzakiss
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:22, archived)
# That's just bonkers
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# cool as fuck
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:45, archived)
# put you dick in there
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:55, archived)
# You know how they grasp grass with their tongues...
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:00, archived)
# I'm intrigued
tell me more
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:02, archived)
# O_o
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# o_O
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 3:30, archived)
# No worse than bumming the dog shurley.
I may have been drinking.

Time to go
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 4:21, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 4:34, archived)
# ...and tear it off at the root...
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# :)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 7:27, archived)
# haha, nice
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 7:27, archived)
# Trumpet heifer.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:14, archived)
# haha - that's ace
*click*
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:14, archived)
# Did someone call?
Jesus Christ that's enough to give you nightmares.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:17, archived)
# Could fit its own hoof in there
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:37, archived)
# Clarkson cow!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Shit me!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# *steps back and away*
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
#
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# *comment and like*
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:42, archived)
# NWOT
RPS ReflectoFluff LOLs -- found on a Cragslist ad for a printer
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:06, archived)
# Muscly man has massive fungal infection, of the back.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:29, archived)
# cat holding a playstation controller?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:35, archived)
# sideways panda phone cover, I thought
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:45, archived)
# wereckkin bollox


is the B3ta really dead ?

sadness
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:41, archived)
#
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# haha
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# hahahaha
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# No, really no.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:29, archived)
# i know, right?
not enough lard on the ball for me
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:35, archived)
# It just too Clarkson and brown.
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# you genius cunt
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# That's really quite good...
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# YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FLAN ON.
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# close enough to the song i was listening to
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:33, archived)
#
:D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:39, archived)
# *comment and like*
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:31, archived)
# I do not understand this "is B3ta dead" stuff
It's far from it. If old guard move on to God knows where and want to snipe; then happy days. B3ta land in more than bouncy and fun as ever.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# this^
(although the phrase 'b3ta is dead' is practially a meme at the moment)

board does gets slow occasionally. but the last few weeks have been ticking over quite nicely.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:03, archived)
#
I have a bit of fun with the 'death of b3ta' idea.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:13, archived)
# we scavenge amongst the corruption and b3wildered n00bs
and post pointless things like this:

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:34, archived)
# oh my, ARF!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Flippin 'eck
Soooo wrong, but soooo funny :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:35, archived)
# Ooooooooof!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# yea me too...but some people seem to actually believe it and get all stroppy about freebase and stuff
for me it's all just part of the natural b3ta order of things
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:35, archived)
# Freebase does seem to polarize people somewhat
but, as a n00b it's quite entertaining and, I suppose, is an easy way for n00bs to join in with the fun...
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:01, archived)
# Guilty as charged your honour :(
I did a bit of "B3ta Death" bandwagoning yesterday. However, it is far from it IMO. Thursday was positively frantic - I was struggling to keep up with the pace. By the time I'd thought of an idea and it's composition, some bugger would post it before me!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 8:48, archived)
# It's only as dead as people want to make it
Seeing as it's Halloween season the phrase should probably be updated to "Is B3ta Undead"
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 7:29, archived)
# nice boots
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Raw Sausage Pearoast.....Yum!

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#
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# HA! HA! Waking FUCK!
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# HA! HA! Wanking FUCK!
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# FREE WILLY!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 0:00, archived)
# This makes me think of Gail Tilsley.
Mind you most things make me think of Gail Tilsley.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# saggy tits
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#
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# He should probably get that looked at.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:53, archived)
# what happened?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# someone set up us the bomb
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#
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# that's fucking genius!!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] He just loves young, naked sausage.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# One of the most disgustingly funny things...
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# the look to camera cracks me up
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# If you remove the sausage on the left it's seriously dodgy fighting.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:25, archived)
# I'm sorry
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:20, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:27, archived)
# "You'll find it levitating in the padded cell. Happy Birthday, Darling."
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Look...
I don't even have Photoshop. I'm a skint northener. There are, err, some serious magnets underneath those boxes, and that couch is steel-lined. Err, bbu, errr....
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah, that's PRECISELY what I was thinking
or summat simliar
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Levitating, he says!
he says!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# oh dear god..
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# deadbeat better get her a horse now
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S FUCKING FUCK SAKE YOU FUCK
Oops, I meant to say SPANG!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The rich get richer


(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:10, archived)
# yes, and the reposty get repostier
LOL
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# damn parkinsons
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:20, archived)
# RAMADAN IS SPOILED FOREVER
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# ahem -- I think it's time to push certain things down the board a bit now
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:04, archived)
# does anyone want to see a funny Jamie Farr / Jamie Close TOAPLOL?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Yes please
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# you're trying to get me in trouble, HA HA
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:24, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# which leads to
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# i dont think you 'get' the whole concept, young man.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 2:13, archived)
# haha :-)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Did someone say 'toapy time'?


(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:52, archived)
# That's my sort of girl
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Dude! ...the framerate is all off

hey look, more fresh content!!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# ha ha ha ha haaa
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Yes! All Shall Click!
(WARNING! HORSE LINK!)
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# *observes atomics b3ta account number*
f**king N00B
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:55, archived)
# And yet I've surpassed you in everything b3ta.
Go sit in the corner!
No pie for you.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:58, archived)
# i suck at the internet?

(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:48, archived)
# When she is close it is easier to make out detail.
Is that the joke Pedro? Is that why it's funny? Help me out here pls.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:15, archived)
# well you see -- her real last name is 'Close' which is amazingly similar to the word 'close' which means 'not far away'
so in the first frame, I made believe her last name was "FarAway" (not to be confused with Faye Dunaway) and then also placed a shrinkified version of her likeness so that she appears truly far away -- get it?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:25, archived)
# You can't just change people's names, Pedro.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:35, archived)
# OH SHIT MAN!!
I smell something burning
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:43, archived)
# oh ha ha burnt toap
i get it
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48, archived)
# yeah, something like that, but you ruined the joke
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:56, archived)
# The smoke has no reflection!
VAMPIRE SMOKE! o/
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:59, archived)
# WTC never happened anyway
it was all filmed in a studio in Arizona
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:00, archived)
# ALSO,
it's kind of a play on words. Since you currently reside in the USA, you may be familiar with the way we Americans freely interchange the words Autumn and Fall -- meaning the time of the year when the seasons change from hot to cold.

Well, a very clever person might make a play on the other meaning of 'Fall' where it means to lose ones balance and topple to the ground.

Do you understand that concept?

EDIT: of course this is a very obvious play on words that would amuse mostly children, but I thought I would give a simplified example.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:29, archived)
# It sounds a bit like the kind of joke that might start building popularity at this time of year
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:35, archived)
# you're hurting us
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:46, archived)
# It's my only reason to keep on living
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48, archived)
# See, that's what I thought too.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:49, archived)
# What's the weather have to do with it?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:36, archived)
# it's it's just...
GAHHH!!!!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Check this out;
A Glenn could be a grassland that's far away,
and then a grassland up close.
How 'bout it?
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:47, archived)
# That's sensible atomic.
I mean, you can't just go around changing peoples' names just to make a silly joke.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Yeah, he's like a puppy doing brain surgery.
Right?!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:52, archived)
# but it's not her real name!!
Glenn is a boy's name
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Pedro I made a fall fashions joke once it was exactly the type of fall fashions joke which would quickly gain in popularity.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48, archived)
# I can't remember if I posted it here or not.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:48, archived)
# oh ho ho ho fuck!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
# I'm sure you didn't post it
you should post it or we will not see it.

Then we will be sad.

So for this reason you shold post it.

Then we will not be sad.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Cuthbert Squiggle regrouped the masses and trampled the capitalists into the forest floor
would be good as a random quote on the stats board.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
# so let it be written...so let it be done
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Terminator 7 Judge Judy Day
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:18, archived)
# i blame the Meaty Disco for this transgression
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# He is Pure Evil.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I've noticed that.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Ok, I get it, I will seppuku now
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:16, archived)
# We lose so many noobs this way.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# My soul is empty! I must atone for my sins.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Ten times too small
You're not paying attention
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I enjoy following the rules.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# That's admirably teutonic of you
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Ha Ha*whut?*...very sheepish of me, actually.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it's not so Ba-haa-haa-haad
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
# There's no pulling the wool over your eyes.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Disco Cenobite.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:47, archived)
# I was gonna put the box there but this TOAP noob stole my image for purposes of TOAP.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Denied!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:10, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:34, archived)
# It's like Hallowe'en, Christmas and International Talk Like A Pirate Day all rolled into one.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:46, archived)
# You sound like you're unusual and work in a strange environment.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:19, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "If I can't sell these on ebay, I'm fucked."
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# *throws money at screen* :)
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Not sure if she's selling them individually
or a job lot...
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Well, this all seems in order here.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Offer free shipping to attract more customers.
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Ah, those were the days when shipping *meant* shipping
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
# they're to hang on your walls
obviously
(, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)

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