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# Helloooooo....
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Hello!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:29, archived)
# why...
hello
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Hello Ninj :)


(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Little bastards!

Remind me to never again try using images with bloody netting on 'em :(
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)
# cheeky badgers
\o/
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# never try using images with bloody netting on 'em, again.
there ya go, I reminded ya.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks - I'd forgot about that ;)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Badgers? Badgers?
We don' need no steekin' badgers!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I once tried using an image with netting on, I hope I never try to do it again.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Great minds and all that....
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
thinkin' of changing me sig to "mindpiss"...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Hello poor people...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Nicely!
you've got one on you today eh?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:50, archived)
# It just scares me that the current PM...
...is as near as damn it a year and a half younger
than me today! :d
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....
that's it - you might as well throw in the towel now ;)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# I know!
Our nation's PM...YOUNGER than me :(!!!
AND considerbly richer
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I've always wondered
at what age do men start buying "real" vests again, rather than t-shirts? I've not had the urge... yet ;) (not that I can afford to buy vests anymore)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Ooh, I'm not QUITE there yet
:)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# A pound shop in my dreary little town had a special offer on vests, they were in the window at 5 for £1.
Then one day without warning they changed to 3 for £1. I don't wear vests and I have no plans to ever buy a vest but I was outraged.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
# oooo...
at 5 for a quid, I could've been tempted - but not when it's only 3 ;)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# They were trying to cash in on the item's appearance in a Hitchcock film about Vikings
Vest by Norse Vest.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:30, archived)
# But you have the advantage of still having a soul and a shred of decency
...don't you?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)
# I like to think so
:D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Lee J Cobb?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Alfred E Neuman.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
# He's gangsta!
 photo cammy_zpse88c337e.jpg
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Really well done!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage Art
Boy with banger!

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# BIGGER!
General rule is to try and keep still images at 100kb or under.

EDIT Ta.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] yum
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:57, archived)
# this is extremely good
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Clean up on aisle three.....
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Fuck you and your bigger
THE BIGGER THE SAUSAGE THE BETTER I SAY
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# *dribbles*
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# o/
... oh.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:40, archived)
#
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#
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# awwww....
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Full of win
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Jo Sergeant
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Mum?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:52, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:59, archived)
# This board is for shopped images only.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Where'd you find that pic of my ex?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Your wallet...
...Oh, I've nicked your wallet btw ;)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Dad?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaand
I'm spent.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Holy SHIT!
With Pat Butcher Ear rings too!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Never in the same room at the same time
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Fuck - must get me hair cut :/
(HAHAHA - btw)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:26, archived)
# :D
Would
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
# This would have worked even better
With Adrian Chiles
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Mornin' all.


EDIT Aw bloody hell the poor pilot has died. Now I feel like a complete arse for doing this. Full respect and sympathy to the family.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# haha, marvellous attention to detail

Edit - why the black out? you're not mocking the poor pilot. Also, isn't this B3ta?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Thankee
Actual text of the article is totally unmolested - simply didn't need it :o)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Re your edit - personal preference.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:15, archived)
# fair enough
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Ha-ha! Bonus points for the sidebar.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Now with added Prince Charles/Lady Di's clothes
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:30, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Do you like Gladiator movies? :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:24, archived)
# I wanted to include a section of Jive but couldn't fit it into the page structure...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Tis lovely stuff Baz
:)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Haha, that's ace.
Boy Trapped In Refrigerator Eats Own Foot still makes me laugh all these years later.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:26, archived)
# There's an embarassment of riches to draw from...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Nicely done Sir :D
and quick off the mark!
EDIT: and well worded bad taste apology
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# god forbid we offend anyone on b3ta
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:17, archived)
# As I said up ^ there - personal preference.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Get out!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:23, archived)
# It's a fair cop...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:25, archived)
# looks like he chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN
YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED TIL HIS HEART HAD STOPPED BEATING PROPERLY
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# It's a good thing you don't know how much he hated your guts
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha
The poor taste zone - would've worked well on the Crystal Maze?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# :(

I still find it hard to believe that he's guilty of anything (Ninj Edit) :(
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:32, archived)
# well he isn't yet
April is the hearing I think I read
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Yes, I think it is...
...but you get my meaning :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Tie your "kangaroo" down rolf, tie your "kangaroo" down
....keep your "cockatoo" cool rolf, keep your "cockatoo" cool...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Innocent until proven otherwise. Nicely mate

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Cheers mate!
Very sad to see him the other week arriving at court. NOW, Stuart Hall,
well, he's ALWAYS looked guilty of something...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:59, archived)
# My only claim to fame
is I worked with someone who was shagging Stuart Hall's son. And no, it wasn't his Mum ;)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Clever Stuff ! :D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Rolf fingered my cat :(
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Yep.
All my childhood icons are either dead or nonces...

(Quote borrowed from somewhere but I can't remember who)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Or both!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Ah, Rolf. Say it ain't so, man.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Top notch Ninj :D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Ta Shallowz!
:D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Proof
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:37, archived)
# OH RDLI
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:02, archived)
#

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# This is terrifying.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 0:21, archived)
# HIPPO SAUCE

(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# fp this now
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:27, archived)
# *checks front page*
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:28, archived)
# COOL IT WORKED!
yep, the front page is still there
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Congrats on the FP!
I love this!
:D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:00, archived)
# seams good to me!

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Beautiful.
*wipes away tear*
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:23, archived)
#
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# You can dance if you want to
leave your friends behind, because if your friends don't dance... they're not a seamy horse friend of mine!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:19, archived)
# This is very very very very very very very cool.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 3:30, archived)
# this ^
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:11, archived)
# surely...

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:23, archived)
# ror
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:39, archived)
# resize your window, its actually tiny!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:38, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:20, archived)
# ohdearlord!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:23, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:59, archived)
# extreme duck face!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:41, archived)
# !
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:13, archived)
# yeah, soz. it was a bit shit, tho
and i did give a sixty second warning
woo, by the way
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:15, archived)
# FINE
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:20, archived)
# \o/-Yay!
Everything is back to 'normal'.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:23, archived)
# did u say that cause i wasnt here?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:42, archived)
# I am not my brother's dog's keeper.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:55, archived)
# God has spoken to his peehole.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 3:22, archived)
# "Hello little mofaha!"
Little mofaha=God's peehole
.
.
.
a very hol(e)y thing.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 3:33, archived)
# is that a penis?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:50, archived)
# wub wub wub wub
the contents of my brain often look like this
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:42, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Hello
.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 3:42, archived)
# Hello
*waves*
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:43, archived)
# YAY!

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
# HIPPO SAUCE
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# For Queen Tuesday

(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:53, archived)
# I'm askeered -- I don't know what is this Queen Tuesady
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Is that mel gibson?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)
# no, it's a very recent Palm Beach, Florida, USA mugshot. I was amazed at how melgibsony he looks
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:22, archived)
# bastard lovechild of mel gibson and billy connolly
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:31, archived)
# how dare you, dragging Saint Billy Connolly in to this
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:34, archived)
# met him a couple of times when i was little...nice guy
his mother in law lived on the same road as us
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:14, archived)
# #OperationYewtree
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 2:34, archived)
# mel gibson or billy collololony?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:44, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)
# help me



:D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:53, archived)
# that's a bit brilliant!
clickety click
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 5:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 7:26, archived)
# This is a work of unrivaled genius
great use of the hotspace album cover. (inverted colours?)
really like this
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Haha
Thats chuffin ace
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Cheap, quick and nasty. Like all my paintmashes
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:25, archived)
# They call it
Ballgags in Ireland.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:30, archived)
# That does not surprise me
Not in the slightest.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Is it Queen night?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Whoah! Reduce your file size!
There's not mushroom.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Taxi for Mr Toast!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:52, archived)
# No they're not
Technically, only one of them resembles a champignon, technically.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I think the one on the right has aids
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
# good or bad?
only YOU can decide
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:29, archived)
# for the sake of hummus/variety
I couldn't be arsed to stick with Agaricus bisporus ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Excuses, excuses

:)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:15, archived)
# It's a kinda magic (mushroom)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Technically? I'm not sure I understand.
I visited the Musee du Champignon and its champignoniere and there were all sorts of fungi there, not just bloody Agaricus bisporus. The director seemed happy to call them all champignon.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:34, archived)
#
oh ok then

(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 1:15, archived)
# spangworthy indeed
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Oh FFS!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# I suspect that when you are dead and have turned to dust, this is what you will be remembered for.*
this is what you will be remembered for.*
It's amazing.


*Amongst many other things.
:D

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#
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# oof!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Sheer Tart Attack...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Another one bites the crust
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:32, archived)
# bohemian wraps of brie
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Mmmm, yummy
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:50, archived)
#
hahahaha look at MEEEEEEE
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha perfect
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Hello.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:24, archived)
# Haha!
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#
ehehehe
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# We will rock choux
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:20, archived)
# We are the champignons ?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# eurgh, Mushroom cake?
also, Mindpiss :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Biscuits maybe?
I seem to have a knack for the ol' mindpiss malarkey at the moment ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
#
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# cabbage knickers seemed as bit obsessed :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Mushroom was right about the work involved
it only took 9 years
b3ta.com/board/3579456
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# He must be creaming himself with rapture now it's finally happened
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Groan
:D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Ricicle cake!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Freddie goes to Hollywood.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
#
im not sorry.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)
#
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# I've landed my pink plane in a 'hairport'
ifyaknowwhatimsaying
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:27, archived)
# You're an airline pilot?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Well,
I've encountered plenty of slippery landings... ifthatswhatyouresaying
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# i bet you've overshot and landed in the shit more than once!
ifyouknowwhatimean!!!

edit:- i know how much the flights cost there! toupée
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:06, archived)
# You like a bit of Hair Lingus?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Mountains wearing wigs. People are furious and demand action.
There'll be hill toupée.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:27, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:30, archived)
# You've got a smiling face.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# What is that airline in the background?
Is that Ryanhair?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:13, archived)
# :D
I missed a trick there :D
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Man plus Unicorn =Manicorn
I know we are all sick of the cliché of a man who merges with a unicorn after taking the wrong mix of cough medicine, but this Manicorn can destroy a city with his laser horn. The only downside is you need to take a shit load of cough medicine first:(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ysHCkeeErc
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Bless
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:40, archived)
# can we keep it?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:23, archived)
# yes, yes we can
we can pet it too.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:26, archived)
# You have to look after it and clean up after it, mind.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# And the price of those vaccinations is shocking!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)
#
As long as i can fist it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Anyone on here can be fisted
and has been many times
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Trained by no other than
Mr Goatse
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 22:27, archived)
#
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#
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# The eyes have it...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Mila Jovovovich?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Sie müssen, um Links gehen!
um Links gehen!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Aber das ist Rechts!
:D


(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha - like it !
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fantastic.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Oh Jeremy....
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# links
rechts
links
rechts
links
rechts
links
rechts
links
rechts
links
rechts
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#
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#
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# Is she saying
"not my ass"?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:15, archived)
#
'You're doing my head in'
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Not his ass
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:09, archived)
#
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# Hahaha
Better tell kitty it's not quite safe to come out yet
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# That's bloody good that is


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#
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#
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# Beautiful.
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# Bloody Hell
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:15, archived)
# My word!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Heads will roll!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
# STEVE COOGAN
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Oh dear.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.



(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:58, archived)
#

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# I like this.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:23, archived)
#

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#
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# Ahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:56, archived)
# I can't believe you did this to us
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
#
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# Hahaha
Perfect
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 23:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Bit early for Halloween treats, but...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:55, archived)
# they should do this
the accompanying Gary Linekar advert would be great
Sourced from the best UK brains too
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Yummy!

(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# WAAAALLLLLKERRRRSSS
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Genius.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Apparently it's "bring your pet to work"-day in North Korea today.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Organised by the local chef was it?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Always is
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Bring your pet to wok?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
# There is paperwork in Hell. Lots and lots of paperwork.......and tits.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 13:52, archived)
# If this is hell...
sign me up.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# depends
if you want a giant scorpion tail burrowing up your colon
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 5:24, archived)
# Will it milk my prostate?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
# *saves for later*
So not a fan of GTA V huh? I think they absolutely nailed it after the train-wreck that was IV...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# For a game that stars a veteran bank robber, a young gangster and a lunatic....
....there's an depressing focus on tennis and yoga.

As far as I'm concerned, it's JUST like GTA4. It's a very pretty, wonderfully realised virtual world.....and fuck all to do in it.
If you want a propper open world game, that's actually FUN to play, and lets you complete missions in as imaginative ways as you please (as opposed to the rigid "do it this way or we'll fail you" missions of GTA5) pick up Mercenaries 2 or Saints Row 2.

Here's the Mercenaries 2 trailer.
Tell me that doesn't look like more fun than anything you're permitted to do in GTA5.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Think we need a new classification for GTA games.
Because although they're open world in feel, once you initiate a mission you're on a pretty linear path until its completion. I don't have a problem with this (at least not now that they've finally introduced checkpoints in missions), as the structure of the missions is really well planned. A bit like Fable in that respect.

I'm finding it the most playable iteration since Vice City - I think the skills dimension to it adds to the narrative of the game by steering you towards different characters for different roles rather than meaning your character can't keep a car in a straight line until you've spent 18 hours arbitrarily driving round the map until you've developed the skill. Pretty much everything that made the last one unplayable for me has been turned on its head.

Firm fan!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# ^This^
Although, I ALSO have Mercenaries which IS great fun (looks a little creaky round the edges now though)
GTA's quality just shines through, lovin' it! :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I am with you 100%
Best GTA since VC, fixed just about everything that was wrong with IV and is fuck loads of fun with plenty to do
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# There is a classification for that: "Falsely advertised"
They said you'd be able to set up you own criminal empire by taking control of and running nefarious enterprises across the city.
They said there would be a virtual narcotics trade that you could interact with.
It was the promise of stuff like that which sold the game to me. Had they said "You can play tennis and golf" I wouldn't have bothered picking it up.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I didn't track the development that closely.
Sounds a bit like that lobby who started sending death threats to the Fable production team because they couldn't actually see the trees growing on screen!

Are there not bits and bobs like that that crop up once you start investing in some of the properties? Admittedly it would still be far more peripheral to the game than those assertions would lead you to believe, but what title doesn't hype up its potential pre-release? I've just started looking at some of the property investments and it does seem that some of them spawn little side missions..?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# BTW
If your girlfriend have sexual relationship to other female,
You can forgive it?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Maybe..... if they record it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:11, archived)
# predictably
You are same to my boyfriend.....
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# It's a guy thing
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:28, archived)
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(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# FP this now
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
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(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:54, archived)
# No - FP this now!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
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(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Why do you ask?
Having trouble?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# No problem
I just have a question.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Well,
It really depends how deeply you feel for this girl. How long have you been together?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
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(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
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(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Haha, very much this
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:23, archived)
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(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:47, archived)
# HA!
the anticipation is brilliant ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Most men would.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:20, archived)
# not enough wing area to fly (but the undercarrage looks nice)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:10, archived)

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