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# **Quick hurry** LIMITED STOCK **Only £995**

and I'll throw in the wife
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
# you wanker!
not you, the bloke with glasses
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:20, archived)
# The man on the left or right?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
# The one sitting next to Stacey Solomon.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Stacey seems to be enjoying it a bit too much :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# hehehe
EDIT: and I just knew someone would have done this :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10762458
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# WOW! Good evening my gif bitch!
Now make me... ;) Ok you tell me what to make!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
# Evenin' boss
Michael Gove's head shoved up someone's arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:42, archived)
# I'm not doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Yay!

Inspired by Happytoast's earlier post
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:58, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# I can't stop reading this
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
# You gone and done it again
Hahahaha glasses steamed up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:23, archived)
# it's hard to imagine what the source image was
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Boris you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:30, archived)
# ha ha ha i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:01, archived)
# It's not just me then


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
# sorry
but it's that e fit and boris johnsons playing the drums. I'm on holiday so feeling a bit fruity
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# he's waitin for the banthoolian
drum you fuck, drum
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11020614
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# the link... she is dead
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Sorry

They made a song about it.
(moistness, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I like to be generally supportive of anything people have gone to the trouble of making and posting
But that would have to be one of the lamest puns of a relatively obscure song

i'm assuming it's obsure as i've not heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
# sorry, I'm a bit grumpy today. Just got the repair quote for my car.
highway robbery
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:38, archived)
# They want you to commit highway robbery in lieu of payment?
That's a bit mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:55, archived)
# I like to think
I have one of the highest effort/impact ratios on B3ta
(moistness, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:17, archived)
# this is a key performance metric
..if you will
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Have you got to get it?
Got got to get it?

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:03, archived)
# dude, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:27, archived)
# i left my art in san fran tesco?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:04, archived)
# i left my harp in Sam's clan disco
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:24, archived)
# i left a fart
in Stan Khan's Crisco
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# yo, it was a brown wallet......
she seems surprisingly happy. Interesting choice of currency
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:45, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Yerr tayke a mor-tal man..and put him in, con-trol,....watch him be-come a god..
(i don't get this btw, but I do like Megadeth)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:48, archived)
# OH, yes...
"Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story, tell it to reader's digest!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:53, archived)
# AH DID NAHT DIIGEST ONE OF THOSE....FOCKIN CREECHURES, MAN!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:18, archived)
# All of these McCann 'jokes' on here make me sick.
And to even suggest for a second that either of these poor souls might be responsible is an utter disgrace.



Please THINK before you post!
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# What I can't figure out....
...how come crimewatch had so many responses I mean how many bloody brits were down in the Algarve that summer?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:38, archived)
# The one bit I don't understand
most of this new info comes from one of their friends who was at dinner with them.
She claims she saw someone carrying a kid outside their hotel room.

Didn't she tell the McCanns?
And if not why not?
If she DID tell them, why didn't they go and check?

And why has it taken her SIX YEARS to remember this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# maybe they fell out on the night
because they didn't ask her to babysit?
or did, but said they wouldn't pay her?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Like a sort of come dine with me where if you are really shit they steal you kids near the end of the night
...all narrated by a funny bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:50, archived)
# *writes to channel 5*
channel 5 would air this, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)
# The Daily Express want some more 'exclusive' interviews
so that their cashpile increases to carry on the hunt .... forever and ever
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I'm confused about why this child is still so important to warrant such media attention
when on average 1051898 other children have been reported missing in the UK alone in the last 6 years

Not belittling the grief suffered by the McCanns, just saying what about the other 1051898 parents?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I'm sure you mean
2103796 parents :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I was referring to them in the singular so as not to upset single parent families ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)
# That is because they are not really missing...
...just hidden under their retarded uncles bed...probably.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# I'd be surprised if the police actually advise
parents to go down the media route.

The McCanns willingness to be so open with the papers probably helped make it a bigger story, but they get some awful shit in return.

Missing child stories that make the TV news usually feature the parent being interviewed, presumably because that's more gawp-fodder for the viewers than talking to a policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:45, archived)
# 90% of the time
the person who did it is one of those being interviewed. I assumed that's why the police do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# * Citation Required *
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Made up statistics...
afinkawan.co.uk/ilh.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# According to criminal minds and law & order SVU
for most child abductions, if the child isn't found within the first 24 hours they're probably dead.

(it was on TV therefore must be true)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:16, archived)
# why are the British police investigating a crime that happened in Portugal?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Pretty sure she was sold into some kind of sex cult.
Also Gerry McCann knows Gordon Brown, imjussayin.

Also, I'm pretty sure he fucks children on a frequent basis, the body language from these kids says, 'Please Gerry McCann, don't abuse me physically and mentally and then slice my throat upon a pentagram while you scream at the moon, naked as the day you were born in hell'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUcVncYr6xc

ed: i replied to the wrong thing
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
# still
It did look like a nice place for a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Any excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Is it time to post this again yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hummm...looks like I chose the wrong day to shred my Hull bus pass.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Crikey
He looks so much like my efit composite in that photo. That's not to say that either of the efits mean anything, of course.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:55, archived)
# I mean…
come on!

(Sausage Spotter, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:17, archived)
# I like this
I like this alot
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...in this world the bbc call you to tell you it's political correctness gone mad, whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# You're having a laugh aintya?
(Len_in fill in something later, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# ummmm chips.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
# b-b-b-but....they host Breakfast, but the clock says 16:30. I just don't know what to think anymore.
Still Susanna Reid, phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# ^this
She spends less time doing feline-like preening these days. Odd starting the day watching a woman stroking her legs whilst I drink my tea and eat muesli
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Bouncing Bomb
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Those fiendish Hun!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha
given the concept of the bouncing bomb was pretty out there to start with, this makes sense. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:47, archived)
# I now have a real urge to play wings of fury...
...dam you.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Mohners!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Nick Cave
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# This image makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# There he goes, guruing down the street
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Quite splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Typically hiding his red right hand just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Humming Grinderman tunes in harmony, I'll bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I've been campaigning for heliumosis awareness for years,
glad it's finally getting somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# good grief
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# haha brilliant likeness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Awwww.... so full of joy and wonder.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# thought it was him saying goodbye to the little girl tree
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# This is EVERYTHING!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Fab stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:50, archived)
# haha.
i was just about to do this.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
# based on a joke...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)
# McSandwlch? :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:59, archived)
#
Aren't they called that?
I was sure they were...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)
# won't that just be grand when we DO lose control of our food technology?
EDIT: you know that the MC in McDonalds stands for Monsanto Creation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# It stands for MegaCow
which is the giant genetically engineered cow-cube from which all McDonalds meat is derived.

Only by carving large chunks of it off and selling them worldwide as burgers can the Donald family stem its exponential growth. Otherwise it would engulf the planet within a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:25, archived)
# hmm. not this, then?

well, that's six minutes wasted, when i could have been masturbating...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:01, archived)
#

(wizzer77, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Yikes
And clicks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the scottish clans but if you really want to know reach up under a scotsman's kilt - if it's a quarter pound it's a mcdonald
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# u sik fuk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Drone Wars


Click for bigger (425 kb)
To celebrate the UK’s burgeoning military drone program I designed a logo for all the loyal and dedicated robots out there destroying humans on our behalf.

(This is in my anti-army recruitment comic www.bethemeat.co.uk)
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# nice motto :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's rather woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:07, archived)
# won't that just be grand when we DO lose control of our war technology?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
# What concerns me is that most of these drones are actually controlled via the very real Skynet military comms satellites.
THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
# It's when it all gets linked up to a 10 year old playing COD 17 that we need to get really scared.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# That's pretty much what happens.
The remote control setup for a drone isn't far from looking like a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Faster Robin!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# holy bat parps!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
That made me snot!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] there, see how He likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14, archived)
# that poor piece of wood
*starts church of the holy plank*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23, archived)
# *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Our splinter
who art in timber
carpentry be thy name
Thy kingdom planed
and sanded and varnished
on the workmate as it is in the DIY book
Give us this 2 by 4
and forgive us our swearing
when we hit our thumb with a hammer
And lead us not in to flat pack
and deliver us from IKEA
Forever and ever
Amen

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# brilliant.
In the beginning The Tree created the bark and the wood. Now the wood was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of the level was hovering over the planks.

And The Tree said, “Let there be lightwood,” and there was lightwood. The Tree saw that the lightwood was good, and he separated the lightwood from the darkwood. God called the lightwood “pine,” and the darkwood he called “ebony.” And there was evening classes, and there was morning classes—the first day of carepentry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# 'spirit of the level' ...!
hahaha, nice
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# thanks
i was quite pleased with that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# It was a very good prayer
This church has a bright future
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:29, archived)
# no! Then people will have to hang a miniature staue of a guy around their neck rather than a torture device
actually, it kind of creeps me out when I drive to the less populated areas of Missouri, US, and see a large crucifix out in the middle of a farmfield
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# + with torch-holding white-robed figures surrounding it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# He must be feeling a little cross now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# A Bowl Of Enchanted Ants Eggs

embiggenification
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
# hello old bean, not seen you about in a while
also, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Greetings, Hail and Hello, Mr Toast.
How's the world with you? And Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
# slightly pained and worrysome to tell the truth
but nothing some simple ignoring of problems can't fix :D

How's your intricately rendered world?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Pained and worrysome?
That doesn't sound too hot. But sortable, yes? (other than the 'look the other way' approach - one I tend to adopt as well)

Me - praising the higher powers for the renewal of a contract of work. Damn busy, but good. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30, archived)
# yay for work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# I'm not sure what I'm looking at
but it's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
# It's a thing.
Made of stuff. With Chocolate sprinkles*







*may not include chocolate sprinkles
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# i love it, and I miss seeing your work.
also, I just switched from 'Dropbox' to 'Box' for 2 times the free storage. Now I just leaned that I have 50GB of free storage from Box.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# *waves*
Hullo Sir!
Life and lack of work had somewhat gotten in the way, as well as the antics of a [redacted].... ;-)

I've been using Box alongside Dropbox for a while, and managed to blag the extra space as well, I just don't find it integrates with OSX as well as Dropbox. One thing I did recently discover that works really well, is Loom for photo storage. Apps for all platforms / devices and works like a dream. I even ponied up for the 50GB plan. Well worth it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Hmm, 'Loom' -- I'll check it out.
Although I don't have any iThings, it's nice to know what's out there for my customers.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# eh what?
A JPG picture, round these parts?

What is going on?

I might even have to post a DTH-worthy pun!

(Very nice sir, is that a render?)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Shhhh!
Get those puns well polished, sir :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36, archived)
# if you post it, they will come
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48, archived)
# i loooove gold
the look of it, the taste of it, schmell of it
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Worst NIN cover ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Pffft!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Cor
This is lovely and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)
# :-)
...and this from the very Master of lovely and weird!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Another display of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Count Artemis Tomic, as I live and breathe!
How are you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:46, archived)
# I can dig it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Forkin' hell
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
# You'd never get 'scent' to Hull
geddit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# My font algorithm is borke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:46, archived)
# WAILAAPOYG
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# as if :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)
# I really don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# and needs more brown :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:39, archived)
# No, I like your brown levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Collagenauts


Make this massive (415 kb)

I make collages based on your ideas!
You can contribute here: collagenauts.tumblr.com/submit
(collagenauts, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# "This site is family-friendly, so please don’t submit too much raunchy stuff"
Good luck with that, but you've come to the wrong place - I'd like to see a collage of Dawn French with a zombie pigeon errupting from her sopping minge.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26, archived)
# ^double this^
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# French and Saunders
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Oh - now your talking my language ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
# To battle, trusty steed!
Welcome to b3ta, collagenauts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# how about Michael Gove being fisted by 40 angry public sector workers of your choosing
alternatively, a collage of the broken dreams of youth depicted by the cast of Happy Days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Monster Hunter.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)
# this V
www.b3ta.com/board/11019625
that ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage Reversal


that's a Rolf Harris he's touching up
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:55, archived)
# Sounds sexy, could be painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:46, archived)
# I bet it's a thing.
Autosuggest came up with "reverse sausage fest" before I finished typing.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
# they say, "these are some good trips" and make note in your trip guide
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 2:44, archived)
# brought to you by rateyourtrip.com
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 2:48, archived)
# I tried going there, but couldn't as there was a signal failure
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:02, archived)
#
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:24, archived)
# everything is tubes, atomic
 
In. Out. Expand. Contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:49, archived)
# Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:59, archived)
# WOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ... HEAVY
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:53, archived)
# I've seen the future and I left it behind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:00, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:26, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 4:42, archived)
#
In Petranek fitness shots
The gurners we can see
Freebase shouts out to his friend
"Flanbase! FUCK with me"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:29, archived)
# rrrreal fuckin' high on drugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR75Qv3Mv5A
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 5:17, archived)
# that is some basssss
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 5:35, archived)
# Another world, another time...
youtu.be/obBJNMQPvM4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] It wouldn't be b3ta without a "special edition"...


My first image challenge entry I believe, so it is (relatively) quick and dirty. I got the idea from Monkeon below so if you like this click his too!
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 1:17, archived)
# his?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 1:29, archived)
# His/her/it's post. It's on page 1
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 1:58, archived)
# haha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 1:43, archived)
# Thank you, I almost posted it without the two images underneath the main bit but I thought of it last minute
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 2:01, archived)
# wow cheap prices
death star = 2 high speed railways
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 5:27, archived)
# Sith Lord Hides Behind Massive Fags
In other news, man sacked for touching schoolkids
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:32, archived)
# Lol?
Well there's a job for him in the Endor system if he should wish
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Imitation being a sincere form of flattery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:43, archived)
# It is
Next time I will try to come up with something completely original. But I couldn't help wondering what our donations could do for the Empire, hence this.
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] VOM.....
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:29, archived)
# RISsing hard here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 0:12, archived)
#
www.tineye.com/search/f15632876599224f2b18084293bf769f6649f14e/?pluginver=firefox-1.1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 0:43, archived)

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