...how come crimewatch had so many responses I mean how many bloody brits were down in the Algarve that summer?
(transparenttownDead to worse...,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:38,
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The one bit I don't understand
most of this new info comes from one of their friends who was at dinner with them. She claims she saw someone carrying a kid outside their hotel room.
Didn't she tell the McCanns? And if not why not? If she DID tell them, why didn't they go and check?
And why has it taken her SIX YEARS to remember this?
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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maybe they fell out on the night
because they didn't ask her to babysit? or did, but said they wouldn't pay her?
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:47,
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Like a sort of come dine with me where if you are really shit they steal you kids near the end of the night
...all narrated by a funny bloke.
(transparenttownDead to worse...,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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*writes to channel 5*
channel 5 would air this, right?
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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The Daily Express want some more 'exclusive' interviews
so that their cashpile increases to carry on the hunt .... forever and ever
(mrmattis staging a 'dirty protest' on,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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I'm confused about why this child is still so important to warrant such media attention
when on average 1051898 other children have been reported missing in the UK alone in the last 6 years
Not belittling the grief suffered by the McCanns, just saying what about the other 1051898 parents?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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I'm sure you mean
2103796 parents :)
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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I was referring to them in the singular so as not to upset single parent families ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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That is because they are not really missing...
...just hidden under their retarded uncles bed...probably.
(transparenttownDead to worse...,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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I'd be surprised if the police actually advise
parents to go down the media route.
The McCanns willingness to be so open with the papers probably helped make it a bigger story, but they get some awful shit in return.
Missing child stories that make the TV news usually feature the parent being interviewed, presumably because that's more gawp-fodder for the viewers than talking to a policeman.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:45,
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90% of the time
the person who did it is one of those being interviewed. I assumed that's why the police do that.
(AfinkawanYes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:59,
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* Citation Required *
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:02,
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(AfinkawanYes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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According to criminal minds and law & order SVU
for most child abductions, if the child isn't found within the first 24 hours they're probably dead.
(it was on TV therefore must be true)
(dophno time like the precedent,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:16,
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why are the British police investigating a crime that happened in Portugal?
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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Pretty sure she was sold into some kind of sex cult.
Also Gerry McCann knows Gordon Brown, imjussayin.
Also, I'm pretty sure he fucks children on a frequent basis, the body language from these kids says, 'Please Gerry McCann, don't abuse me physically and mentally and then slice my throat upon a pentagram while you scream at the moon, naked as the day you were born in hell' www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUcVncYr6xc
ed: i replied to the wrong thing
(Pete Drexleraka Commander Chogis,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:41,
archived)
...in this world the bbc call you to tell you it's political correctness gone mad, whatever it is.
(transparenttownDead to worse...,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:15,
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You're having a laugh aintya?
(Len_infill in something later,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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ummmm chips.
(transparenttownDead to worse...,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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b-b-b-but....they host Breakfast, but the clock says 16:30. I just don't know what to think anymore.
Still Susanna Reid, phwoar.
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:44,
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^this
She spends less time doing feline-like preening these days. Odd starting the day watching a woman stroking her legs whilst I drink my tea and eat muesli
(dophno time like the precedent,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 19:55,
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Bouncing Bomb
(moon monkeyis busy making memories worth repressing,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:15,
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Those fiendish Hun!
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22,
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Ha ha ha
given the concept of the bouncing bomb was pretty out there to start with, this makes sense. :D
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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haha.
i was just about to do this.
(augsavforgot about B3ta,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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based on a joke...
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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McSandwlch? :)
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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Aren't they called that? I was sure they were...
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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won't that just be grand when we DO lose control of our food technology?
EDIT: you know that the MC in McDonalds stands for Monsanto Creation
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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It stands for MegaCow
which is the giant genetically engineered cow-cube from which all McDonalds meat is derived.
Only by carving large chunks of it off and selling them worldwide as burgers can the Donald family stem its exponential growth. Otherwise it would engulf the planet within a week.
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:30,
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Yikes
And clicks
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:16,
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sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the scottish clans but if you really want to know reach up under a scotsman's kilt - if it's a quarter pound it's a mcdonald
(macroscian(1 like),
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37,
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u sik fuk
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 18:28,
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Drone Wars
Click for bigger (425 kb) To celebrate the UK’s burgeoning military drone program I designed a logo for all the loyal and dedicated robots out there destroying humans on our behalf.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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that poor piece of wood
*starts church of the holy plank*
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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*joins*
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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Our splinter
who art in timber carpentry be thy name Thy kingdom planed and sanded and varnished on the workmate as it is in the DIY book Give us this 2 by 4 and forgive us our swearing when we hit our thumb with a hammer And lead us not in to flat pack and deliver us from IKEA Forever and ever Amen
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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hahaha :D
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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brilliant.
In the beginning The Tree created the bark and the wood. Now the wood was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of the level was hovering over the planks.
And The Tree said, “Let there be lightwood,” and there was lightwood. The Tree saw that the lightwood was good, and he separated the lightwood from the darkwood. God called the lightwood “pine,” and the darkwood he called “ebony.” And there was evening classes, and there was morning classes—the first day of carepentry.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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'spirit of the level' ...!
hahaha, nice
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07,
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thanks
i was quite pleased with that one...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08,
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also, I just switched from 'Dropbox' to 'Box' for 2 times the free storage. Now I just leaned that I have 50GB of free storage from Box.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28,
archived)
*waves*
Hullo Sir! Life and lack of work had somewhat gotten in the way, as well as the antics of a [redacted].... ;-)
I've been using Box alongside Dropbox for a while, and managed to blag the extra space as well, I just don't find it integrates with OSX as well as Dropbox. One thing I did recently discover that works really well, is Loom for photo storage. Apps for all platforms / devices and works like a dream. I even ponied up for the 50GB plan. Well worth it :-)
"This site is family-friendly, so please don’t submit too much raunchy stuff"
Good luck with that, but you've come to the wrong place - I'd like to see a collage of Dawn French with a zombie pigeon errupting from her sopping minge.
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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^double this^
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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French and Saunders
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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Oh - now your talking my language ;)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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I tried going there, but couldn't as there was a signal failure
(BargeArseMaker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:02,
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Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:24,
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everything is tubes, atomic
In. Out. Expand. Contract.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:49,
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Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 3:59,
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(Smithlickis often seen at the bottom of threads,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:43,
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It is
Next time I will try to come up with something completely original. But I couldn't help wondering what our donations could do for the Empire, hence this.