Cloud Cat is watching you...
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 19:04,
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It all seems so obvious now.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 21:43,
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:)for a minute then I thought Jesus had come back
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:03,
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i hope nothe's gonna to get so mad when he sees all of the crosses on buildings and hanging from chains on people's necks
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 16 Apr 2014, 0:43,
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GRAB THIS VINE! (there's always vines around quicksand)Even the figure on the sign is making a letter shape :)
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 18:23,
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I'd like hair like that.
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 18:24,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Album Adverts"){kind=small}
knowing my luck this one's probly bindun too
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 16:31,
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More asbestos needed!
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 18:25,
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Fuck yeahanother beauty :) Reminds me of one of your Hitler ones too.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 16:31,
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Oh, no, maaaan....I'm outta foooocuss......
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 16:47,
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they probably went straight to the Abbey Rd.photoshoot afterwards which would explain the mystery
(
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 18:07,
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you are a piece of fine work my friend it explains tha lack of a mike stand on Abbey roard as well
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 22:27,
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Hey, McCloud, get off my ewe.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 22:08,
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you beauty:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:18,
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Best thing everThe strut from Jagger makes it perfect.
I clicked. Hard
(I clicked. Hard
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:39,
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ScaryI was looking at this, laughing, thinking 'what did it mean', on the radio was 'get off of my cloud' - a cover version by an unknown person. So I watched it, while listing to 'get off of my cloud' by an unknown person. Made me laugh more.........
Yeah, I'm a bit slow.....
(,
Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:58,
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Yeah, I'm a bit slow.....
Max's shits, made to make his mouth water
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:24,
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haha! MAX CLIFFORD HAS A TINY PENIS
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:39,
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Does a lol
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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I was really hoping that we would get a picture of Max Clifford eating shit todayBest Tuesday eva!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 16:10,
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is it his own?or is he a weirdo that eats others?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:20,
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hahahaha!it's the sincerest form of flattery I'm told...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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ha, arse. Soz. Should've guessed it had bindun*late to table*
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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this could start a price warBowie's already lowered the price of his eggs and yoghurts in response
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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I ate far too many yoghurts last night...I was totally mullered.
(,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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But you're now quite familiar with curdish culture
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:42,
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tonight we're gonna party like it's buy one get one free PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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"buy one get one free" nights are illegal in NSW, they promote irresponsible drinking.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:41,
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I think even calling the Tesco Burger meme "beating a dead horse" is beating a dead horse by this time.
Ha-ha!She always looks like she's about to headbutt somebody.
I think that's how she got the gig in 'Conan The Destroyer'.
(I think that's how she got the gig in 'Conan The Destroyer'.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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Dolph lundgren didn't fare so well
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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I like that bit where he asks what is best in life
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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That is far too depressing a thought to consider
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:14,
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Every 7 years you get a new brain, therefore this one is now completely contaminated. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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You're thinking of cars
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:24,
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I always get those two mixed up./richard hammond blog
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:25,
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oh right, i thought neurogenesis has only been recorded in the cerebellumyour hypothesis would explain why i can't remember my 30th birthday though
( sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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they only recorded there until Phil Collins joined PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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The only reason I want to get married is to divorce my wife by faxThis is getting harder and harder as fax machines are phased out
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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Faxmachines are alive and well in the US healthcare system PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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hmmm that is a posercan't you just write it on a bit of paper, hand it to her and go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
( sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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also, the edge of my Foxfire is catching fire becoz of you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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you could always text-message break-up(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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It's not the same and you know it
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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i prefer smoke signals PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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10 years ronkpang?*awards pipe, slippers & misery*
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:20,
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Thanks, I didn't have a pipe or slippers
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:24,
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Eyyyyyye candelabras !!\o/
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:57,
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EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:02,
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One day latebut happy bloody birthday mate! Cheers!
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:42,
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atom heart udder PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:48,
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For some reason, this image generates a slight feeling of uneaseLike it's some kind of Fortean, ghosty, "I'm seeing this but it's not right" kind of thing.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 10:01,
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I once lit a fart and the hair on my legs caught fire. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 4:57,
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Also:I'll be over in the UK in the second week in May,
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 6:05,
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I'll be there some time in July if you can stay an extra 2 months
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:03,
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They guy on the right looks a bit like Cantona (PBUH) I reckon mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 6:06,
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It's supposed to be one of Edward Norton's characters.
But I guess I missed the mark pretty bad.
I wanted it to be with soft colours, not much contrast.
(,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 6:30,
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But I guess I missed the mark pretty bad.
I wanted it to be with soft colours, not much contrast.
Don't know who Edward Norton isI mean, I googled him, but I've never seen him in anything I don't think.
What gang were you in? Was it The Tough Brets?
(What gang were you in? Was it The Tough Brets?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 6:37,
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I wanted to start a motorcycle gang and put fear in people.
But we didn't really have the budget
so we started a unicycle gang.
(,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 6:44,
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But we didn't really have the budget
so we started a unicycle gang.
Wait a minuteFight Club is older than Frida? Hmmm.
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 7:07,
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Hitler's looking good these days125th bday this Sunday as it happens
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 10:03,
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well i'll just lob this in here then...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 9:43,
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Now safe around cake candles!It's been a long, long, long time since I was last on b3ta... So in at the deep end. Hurumph!
Glad to be back. You could've tidied the place though. Filth.
(Glad to be back. You could've tidied the place though. Filth.
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:18,
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I wanted a ponyand all I got was this lousy AK47
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:32,
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Rargle.Went and screwed up my password and got locked out. Old email on account no longer exists. Had to ask B3ta gods to let me in again.
Aaaaand I'm back once again with the ill behaviorisms.
(Aaaaand I'm back once again with the ill behaviorisms.
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:53,
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No worries about the depth, it's all adapted to suit the shallow end of the gene poolwhich is a requirement for me
(,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 11:45,
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I can do shallowShe's got a mole. Bleurgh.
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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She wasn't there, never saw nuffin', never done it..
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 21:56,
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Fucking hell, I must be losing my mind.I thought that was a certain Internet Cunt before I filenamed. I can only blame a very long day.
As usual, brilliant work.
(,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:30,
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As usual, brilliant work.
It's that bloke from the Ministry of Silly Walks on the left, innit?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:47,
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saucyalso, not worth its own thread....
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:54,
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every B3TA you take
(
ARNOLD-R-LANE slaughtering the sacred cows on,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 2:16,
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liquid crystal display display repair?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 22:57,
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Light Emitting Diode Repair LCD mistake repair.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 23:32,
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LEDRLCDMR...it'll never catch on as an acronym
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 2:57,
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It never occurred to me before that they are three portraitsI always thought of them as a broken clock
Duh.
(Duh.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 7:10,
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"Things that it took me ages to realise" could be a QOTW...though 33 years is pretty good going
we'll let you off with a warning this time, but srsly? :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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I thought it was the countdown self destruct timeron the wristband of the Predator
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 15:28,
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Eeeee.... 8 years and I finally remembered my password...I remember when this were all fields and northern kittens.
Turn the music down a bit will ya. It's crap anyway and you can't tell what they're singing.
(Turn the music down a bit will ya. It's crap anyway and you can't tell what they're singing.
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:21,
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Eh? Speak up?
What year is this?
Who's the president?
Noooooooo!!!!
(What year is this?
Who's the president?
Noooooooo!!!!
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:24,
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Hey...I'm not that old... I'm... I'm... Oh, that's a lovely comfy looking chair. I like chairs. Now where was I?
Are you my nephew? Haven't you grown up!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *pppprp* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Are you my nephew? Haven't you grown up!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *pppprp* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:36,
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welcome back, things have changed around herethere's food in pill form, hover cars and you need to send me a tenner
( sock more tea vicar?,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:59,
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I used to have pictures on the front page you know...A tenner? Back in my day a reach around and a bag of grapes is all it took.
Now put your hat on the right way round and pull your trousers up.
Oh, and have this. Not worthy of it's own thread.
(Now put your hat on the right way round and pull your trousers up.
Oh, and have this. Not worthy of it's own thread.
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:02,
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very much worth its own thread, it's a bit quiet these daysit's also very funny, i like the cut of your jib young master black
( sock more tea vicar?,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:07,
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I apologise...I didn't realise my jib was showing.
It's an age thing. *tuck*
(It's an age thing. *tuck*
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:10,
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haha crazy foo'!proper old school b3tan, welcome back old sausage
( sock more tea vicar?,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:18,
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Rations...and something about the war.
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Mon 14 Apr 2014, 20:32,
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i know a girl named minge
(
ARNOLD-R-LANE slaughtering the sacred cows on,
Tue 15 Apr 2014, 2:19,
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