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# Here's my attempt....


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(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:01, archived)
# not so fucking jolie
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
# not even a teeny weeny bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:47, archived)
# still trying to figure out if this is high contrast, paul hardcastle or that bloke from level 42
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:13, archived)
# i read one of his books once
never again.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:49, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Pfft
V Good
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:20, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Mein Gott!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# looks like she's sat on sonmething
and a swanee whistle's just gone off :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 15:12, archived)
# ECKLAND, ECKLAND, UBER ALLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Eck sounds great :)
*scarpers and does "Britt Neckland"*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:14, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Wasn't she young once?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:19, archived)
# I think she looks pretty good
although she is slightly older than me. Just. *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:53, archived)
# EVERYONE'S older than you, you eternally beautiful pixie-creature, you..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Don't weep! You are not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 14 May 2014, 1:54, archived)
# in the great B3ta tradition
~


I've not read the piece of course and neither is this a comment on the journalism...
I just saw the pic and went - magenta cock!


big love :D xx
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Very nice
But who's the beardy git at the bottom next to the Comic Sans? Is that the Austrian Eurovision winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:00, archived)
# I wish :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# what's grohl got to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:33, archived)
# eh?
dave grohl?
you mean the twat (aka me) at the bottom?
just ego I guess...
and I was happy that I could cheer someone up in my weird world.

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 17:55, archived)
# I'm just jealous because I can't grow a beard
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:58, archived)
# haha, I can't really
but if the frames are quick enough, you can get away with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 18:34, archived)
# I'm not gonna ask what the two big white things are next to the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:46, archived)
# haha i had to check that
fear not it's a couple of massive butt-rapers!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Phew, I was worried there for a minute it might be candles
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:52, archived)
# fire hazard?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 14 May 2014, 11:56, archived)
# YOU! Tidy your room boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:19, archived)
# awww mum
but I like it like this,
it's like... freeform jazz

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Can you tell what is yet?
(i_satan, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Is it......Too old for Rolf to want to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Hence why it's clearly a girl of legal age!
(i_satan, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 May 2014, 15:16, archived)
# This ain't the beeb.
If we can get away with saying Rob fingers kids, I don't think there'll be any problems with me saying something like PHILLIP SCHOFIELD IS THE UBERNONCE here.
Phillip Schofield fingered Edd The Duck's ducklings.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Tony Hart 'commented on' my 'work' in 'The Gallery'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:13, archived)
# You were groomed by Tony Hart?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
# NOW DID I SAY THAT?
yes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Not the Cormorant King!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:18, archived)
#
commented came work back
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 May 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Is it a rolfarude?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
# JollyRolf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
# I heard that he was also into bestiality and bondage

"Tie me kangaroo down, sport, tie me kangaroo down..."

Taxi!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 13 May 2014, 17:16, archived)
# "I only gave her a nudge, judge, only gave her a nudge."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:10, archived)
# It's to be a squirrel...
...apparently
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Tue 13 May 2014, 19:58, archived)
#
(wizzer77, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Elvis shopping..lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j_DGV09cbg
(techcite, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:21, archived)
# hello new person, I'm guessing you wanted to post that on the links board
b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
#
links talk. They love this sort of thing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:53, archived)
# ...but they also love the smell of feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2014, 14:25, archived)
# i remember being brand new on here and doing a similar rookie mistake
I'd asked a question on /talk and was redirected (helpfully) to the main board. And the person who did this too me, well they, they just couldn't have been kinder and more understanding about it.
It sure was fun being new on here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# And we only raped you a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 May 2014, 14:25, archived)
# looking back it was fun in the end I suppose
or at least, that's what I was told to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah cos /links is really welcoming to new people right?
It's a circle-jerk of auto-fellating bean regarders.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Hasn't aged a day

*fp please?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha ha!
...yeah, I'm still here, but lurking lately
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Dirty lurker
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:02, archived)
# that cat looks like it might be growling at me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# I think this might be the 2nd best misplaced eyed lynx I have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:26, archived)
# you re-worded your post in your favour!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 May 2014, 20:42, archived)
# inorite
Made you unlurk XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:12, archived)
# HA! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:31, archived)
# FLOLZ PLOLZ THISLOLZ PLEASELOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Not clicking that. Might be a virus. soz.
If it's a money making scheme then mine is betterer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 13 May 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Bwahwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Genious :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:36, archived)
# yeeha.....also...death to infidels
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 13 May 2014, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Bugger
(gijoel, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:50, archived)
# My single greatest artistic influence :(
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:57, archived)
# One of mine too. :(
Always wanted to visit his museum.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Spooky I was only looking at galleries of his work last week
also nicely
edit: following a ref to him in this Guardian article about a Goblin Shark
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent shopping
Considered doing one with the baby alien bursting out of the ground but I ran out of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 13 May 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Cheers.
You should do it anyway. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Inspirational. He did some great work.
He even gave Korn some credibility.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Let's hope he's no longer troubled by the night terrors
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Oh shit, I actually give a fuck about this.
I hope he designed his own tomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 May 2014, 14:06, archived)
# man, that sucks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Big Wooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:14, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# My favourite fact about him is that
he used to build his own hand-pushed ghost trains as a kid in order to scare his friends.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Cool.
Excellent factoid.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 14 May 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:25, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:02, archived)
# it's ok, they can keep him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Least he'll always have something to drink.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:11, archived)
# 9 years on here. Tomorrow, I feast!! Well, booze mainly...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Happy B-Day!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:15, archived)
# happy productive use of your life day!
I mean candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:18, archived)
# AAARRRRGGGHHHH!! IT BURNS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks to you I've just discovered the best car in the world. I thought my 1961 Rambler American convertible was good.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpgVDREleGc&feature=player_detailpage#t=214
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 1:14, archived)
# Cheers!
oi60.tinypic.com/16iw3up.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 May 2014, 2:48, archived)
# *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 May 2014, 8:06, archived)
# Wooo
Watch out there, you'll set something on fire

Edit: shouldn't the frown be a scratch?

and so congrats and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 May 2014, 3:46, archived)
# Old people! Happy times!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 13 May 2014, 7:04, archived)
# Hurrah for time wasted correctly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 May 2014, 7:55, archived)
# My candles are immortal!! I have time TO waste!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 May 2014, 8:07, archived)
# Candlethumb!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 13 May 2014, 9:08, archived)
# Ticklebum!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 May 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Just think,
what else you could've done with your time... :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:02, archived)
# Mery candles Jabberwoc :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Happy B3tard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 12 May 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Of course but poorly executed.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:59, archived)
# you executed Rob?
no wonder b3tards is down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
# You have to watch your wording around here!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Neil deGrass
(4rg3nt0 , currently on planet Earth, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:35, archived)
# If he goes casual, is he Neil Degrass Tie'sOff?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Watch out
we got some crab-grass over here!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Bravo Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 12 May 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Angry Harris paints a picture.


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(wizzer77, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Is it just me, or are Rolf and Glitter slowly morphing into the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:58, archived)
# that's just one of your suppressed memories of being spit roasted by them coming to the surface, hth
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:09, archived)
# Whenever the blindfold slipped I'd find they'd swapped over :'''(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:14, archived)
# was one evil and the other good?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:19, archived)
#
(wizzer77, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:24, archived)
# poor drimble :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Hakkis would never have stooped so low.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:04, archived)
#


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(wizzer77, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Rolf Does Like Interfering.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 12 May 2014, 23:38, archived)
# UK Gold in microcosm.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:54, archived)
# that's quite disturbing
like some kind of nostalgic hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:56, archived)
# It's either that clip or that particular episode every time I flick through the channels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Yes very this^
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 May 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Until the rocks burn and the seas melt, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
# whoa.....spooky goings on....or great minds etc.....or both
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Bugger.
Nice work, Elvis - and apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:14, archived)
# no apology needed..we both reached the same conclusion
we'll just have to wait and see which is the winner....clockwise or anti-clockwise...prolly be neck and neck


unless Herman comes along ,joins 'em at the top and bottom and totally walks away with first prize :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:28, archived)
# The race is on!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:37, archived)
# who needs metronomes with us guys around
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:49, archived)
# The Del-O-Matic 5000.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Faster, faster, they will take off like a comedy plane
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 May 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Both.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 May 2014, 0:27, archived)
# You're both a pair of talented bastards, FP the thread I say!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:41, archived)
# *adds to Christmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:57, archived)
# As I can't do this sort of thing myself and it is amazing
I call WITCHCRAFT!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 May 2014, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Before electricity
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Great. See me after clugs. I just can't win.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Actually, that's a bow saw.
Say what you see(saw).
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:29, archived)
# It's spelt Theremin.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Fuck. I knew it.
I was so distraught over not having a hosting source I lost my will to spell!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Maybe you have a vitemin deficiency.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:55, archived)
# That's exactly it: an electrolight deficiency.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:57, archived)
# I say spell it Thermin anyway
The less of it, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Jimmy Page would be all over that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:58, archived)
# I heard someone rocking out on a guitar this morning, and it sounded just like a theremin. That 's what prompted the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:15, archived)
# bottom one's a dead ringer for Nick Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:14, archived)
# i saw "dead" and "nick griffin" and got a bit excited
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:17, archived)
# aaaw
he's cuddly really and likes having his belly tickled
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:19, archived)
# so do tigers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Tigers aren't racist though, they'll eat anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:36, archived)
# they won't eat clowns
they taste funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:41, archived)
# How can you compare the majestic beauty of Nick Griffin to the shoddy hunch-eyed mess that is the common Tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:42, archived)
# :D
does look a lot like Nick Griffin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Nick Griffin's the one without the bell
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:12, archived)
# I like big fugues and I cannot lie!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:15, archived)
# You can'tata this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Aww, can I take him home?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Bach in black
and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Damn it, now I had to get this out of my head

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Hot!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 May 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:04, archived)
# I'm so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:32, archived)
# ahem!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 May 2014, 23:31, archived)
#

UKIP uses East European labour to distribute leaflet news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:57, archived)
# ah, UKUNT. the biggest pile of wankers in a sea of wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# A sea of wankers.
Now that's a paddlin.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 May 2014, 19:23, archived)
# ...and fruit and vegetables to pick and pack, and sanitation to maintain, and a million and one other poorly-paid and distateful tasks to carry out, without which the economy and the NHS would collapse overnight...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:05, archived)
# hadn't you heard?
two-faced bigotry is fine as long as you deny it loudly enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Apparently it's not racism if you say it in a jovial manner with a pint of real ale in your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# or if you're a pensioner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:39, archived)
# or if you co-present a weekly self-satisfied load of old shit flashing ridiculously fast motor vehicles before the eyes of people who'll never be able to afford them
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:41, archived)
# well, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
# But singling out ethnic groups for hate and blame of all society's ills is perfectly fine.
So long as you don't say the word that rhymes with tigger, because that's what proper racism is.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
# JCB's PR department went into overdrive last week on damage limitation
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Gob smacked when I read this today

Police ask blogger to remove tweet about Ukip following complaint from Ukip councillor
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# how dare he print carefully fact checked comments
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Listen, leftie, some highly-paid consultants spent literally months crafting a finely-honed tissue of half-truths and outright fabrication here.
The last thing they need is some Herbert coming in rough-shod with actual facts and buggering the whole thing up.

You've no real idea how this democracy lark works, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Yes we can't have any of that
not when the chief constable and anon ukipper are probably from the same lodge and meet for golf on Wednesdays ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Can the police get done for "Wasting Police Time"?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# You could report them to the IPCC.
But then that would be the biggest waste of time ever...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# I think they might disappear up their own arseholes like a dog licking its butt
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Update for anyone interested
Police chief admits error in sending officers over Ukip tweet incident
Chief constable says force should not have become involved and orders review of approach
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:53, archived)
# un-credible!!
fucking hate UKIP with a passion and I'm not the only one. someone in Bedminster's got the right idea :D


(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# How much?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# slightly over $4.99
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
# How long does it last?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:57, archived)
# it's not quick, from what i've been led to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Long Time
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# o hai Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Miso Honey Too ^__^
oi59.tinypic.com/5b9ybk.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:03, archived)
# o hai popular honey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:04, archived)
# F P Pleeze
U__U
ANDFIXMYFUCKINGB3TARDZ!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:16, archived)
# HaHa ! Excellent. Even have Joker in the ad.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Haha XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# For some reason
the guys at work used to run in terror when I did my impression of her. :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Still cant believe..
That was filmed in the Isle of Dogs.
Here is a IMDB list of other films/tv filmed there www.imdb.com/search/title?locations=Isle%20of%20Dogs%2C%20London%2C%20England%2C%20UK&ref_=ttloc_loc_7
(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:05, archived)
# I thought it was the Beckton Gas Works further along the river.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Haha - "Bugs"
They should bring corking series back. Craig Mcgloughlin in his best ever role, as "thick aussie guy with motorbike"
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] So close....
Fish and potato NOT a farmhouse roll...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# to what? an aneurism?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# says the one eating black pudding and nik naks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:19, archived)
# baked potato is healthy shit isnt it?
Tastes like warm sponge, cant stand them.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:22, archived)
# that's a potato? i thought it was a massive farmhouse roll!
i miss jacket spuds, with tuna sweetcorn mayo on them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:27, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# they're just so nice!
especially with a bit of garlic in the mayo and tons of butter on the spud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:38, archived)
# yeah,
poor shoppery on my part, I'll amend it...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:34, archived)
# you can't be held accountable for spuds in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:35, archived)
# That actually looks quite yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# izthatafarmhouseroll?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:49, archived)
# In Flanders fields..

Click for largerism
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Whoa! :)
I don't remember that from my history textbook...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:39, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 May 2014, 14:28, archived)
# okely dokely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Nicely!
SPR photo Helping-Save-Private-Ryan--110014_zpsec97ed65.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Destroy!
2.bp.blogspot.com/-ChoLDcS7cDM/T90FJHqYuwI/AAAAAAAABL8/nISMXhWjPLQ/s1600/starworldwar.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Yes!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
# I bet those guys could fix my b3tards.
I wish someone would fix my b3tards.
Can someone please fix my b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:55, archived)
# ^ this
maybe Jim could fix it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 May 2014, 21:23, archived)
# I've found out how he makes his moral decisions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:30, archived)
# good stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Cameron's probably the best thing to happen to the Scottish independence campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 13 May 2014, 1:44, archived)
# I had no idea the sun has got his hat on had racist lyrics
Are we white washing the past now? oh hold on, no, I mean, errr
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# I'm against all "ism's"
staunchly I might add
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:24, archived)
# shapist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:26, archived)
# I've nothing against shapes
leave shapes alone
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:32, archived)
# except those that need modifying
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:35, archived)
# I didn't realise till now that the version I knew as a child was by Jonathan King
and now I feel all ear-nonced.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:44, archived)
#
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:50, archived)
# !!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# Yes!
nicely mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# Pfft
Europe is officially, all of the gay.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# needs sexing up a bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEYCPc9P-Q0
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Well, this is giving me all sorts of feelings...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:28, archived)
# It was him!
All along!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:14, archived)
# HA! Yes.
That makes me feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:36, archived)
# And now on rudetube,
Alex Zane with some more clips stolen from the internet...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:27, archived)
# previously......
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:14, archived)

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