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[challenge entry] The lifecycle of a codling moth
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
# the banana and pear look like gossips
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:42, archived)
# In space no one
can hear you talk behind their back.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:51, archived)
# pears are pure undiluted evil, inside and out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:09, archived)
# I love pears. i eat everything but the stalk
if i'm careful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:13, archived)
# i knew there was something 'off' about you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:17, archived)
# hey pedro
want some apple pie surprise?

*you'll never guess what the surprise is*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:40, archived)
# I HATE APPLE SURPRISE
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
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kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:47, archived)
# SURPRISE
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:14, archived)
# WUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:45, archived)
# SURPRISE #2
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:18, archived)
# GODDAMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:50, archived)
#
Something tells me I may have touched upon this subject in the past
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:18, archived)
# haha
A subliminal catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)
# i get the impression you've never tried one
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# if you eat one you tuen into a zambie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)
# They're having a conference.
I HATE PEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Melonie's
B W & C
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:44, archived)
# posh was the best thing in planet terror
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:48, archived)
# I thought she was better as Paul McCartney's mental ex-wife.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:51, archived)
# ha ha ha !
bandwagon ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7517043
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:11, archived)
# I'm waiting. I sense a couple of others.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Pray off - he's a clergyman who organises an evening of prayer but then it has to be cancelled because of unforseen circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
# there's a sitcom in this
fantastic material!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# I dunno, I think I saw this plot on an episode of Vicar Of Dibley
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Also: imagine a very poorly photoshopped "Vicar of Dubly" pic
with Jeanine Pettibone from Spinal Tap in place of Dawn French
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
# i can't imagine that
i need to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
# damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# no no no yes
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# now i wish 1.618 would delete this thread too
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
# That's disgusting! And likeable!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:39, archived)
# "Ummmm, Betty..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Hay off - he's a farmer
Lay off - he's unemployed
Pay off - he's rich

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
# PURE GOLD
HELLO TV!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Swaps faces with Cameron - Ferris Buller's Face/Off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:08, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:29, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
# great stuff
also: smugged off
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
# haha
just scrape the bad bits off, he'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# the owl and the elephant went to sea
they sunk


the end
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Huh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
# delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] also, repost: Doctor Who would look a bit different too


Okra Who, the Garlicks and some Ginger
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Had me knee done yesterday and Mr Oli says it looks like George


apropos of nothing and because I'm not allowed up and have to lie here soaked in tramadol

original.
Click for bigger (65 kb)

hard to tell the seamlessnesslessnessnurse
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# I was just looking at this on Spazzbook
wondering who you all are
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
#
i believe you are God. Win?

i'm so much clever in delirium
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
# those are some mighty small incisions
aint medical knowhow marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
#
www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/anterior-cruciate-ligament-acl-surgery
Went through the long one inside and around the back and nicked something from there and grafted it in. YaY science! still fcuking smarts though.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
# "And this is where I used to have an extra head."
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:28, archived)
# "And nominations for the knobbly knees contest are......."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
# so you got into a drunken leg shave that didn't turn out so well?
next time the Mrs has a girls night out, try something more constructive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
#
elbows? wrists?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
# What the fu...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
#
ffs dude, get he.... etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
# CHEKANS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Gooooooooooooooold
duuuuuuuuuuuust!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Blimey, GMOS scrubs up well.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# haha
sue perkins, surely…?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Like Sue Perkins isn't GMOS on a bad day...
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# and I've come
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:00, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh FUCK YES!!!!
~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
# No reason. The idea stuck in my head and had to be done to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
# a fistful of fists
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
# buddy brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:01, archived)
#
Sort of like paper, scissor, stone for the filthy
(xixax, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Newsletter subjlols suggestions
five weeks without a newsletter
can this week go one better?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
# THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUTCOME
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# thread now closed -- we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# arf!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Erotic artwork exposed: b3ta carrot-teen shocker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Dave Lee Travis groped me in Aladdin. Oh no he didn't. Oh yes he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Behind youuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
# get bent
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
# It's a fucking disgrace.
This is my opinion of the newsletter situation plus my suggestion for a title.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Is the Islamic State already running out of fresh new ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
# For Sale
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# baby shoes
never worn
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:02, archived)
# STOP KILLING KITTENS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
# After 5 weeks hard work, we present the new look newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
# haha
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
# requires Occulus Rift to view, so I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Issue no. 639: the B3ta newsletter memorial issue
(a humble reindeer herder serial milk-drinker, compulsive liar., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
# THIS IS NOT A NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
# We've been saving our newsletters in the Cloud for the last few weeks, but someone keeps pinching them
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:29, archived)
# 5 weeks without a newsletter and this is the best tagline we could think of.
I've updated the Wikipedia page...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Oh yes, a Get Bent from me too
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] They ARE amongst us...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
# coo
they so alike, just like treens in a pod!
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
# If they're identical
Does that mean there is no Mekon Delta?

P.S. Dan Dare's 'Anastasia', made of special mystic silvery LEGO bricks nabbed from the left overs from that Virgin promo ½-scale 747 cockpit they built...
Anastasia
Although it's now got landing gear and an interior, but I'm too bone idle to take more pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I heard the podcast of the radio programme

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Better nailed than snailed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
#
that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# well done
you've just offended millions of devout parsnips around the globe
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
# The father, the son and the holy roast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
# "devout"... yeah... how many of them turnip to church every Sunday?
Most carrot be bothered. Apart from Swedes, who attend at potato'clock on the dot.

By the way, did you hear about vegetables using autoerotic asphyxia in a theatre? It's an arty choke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)
# John 19:25
"Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Pastinac"

then he shut up as it was nearly half seven and the footie was on.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# radish on cheese toast? ...don't mind if I do!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# haha
this reminds of of the 'smear tests for the over 60s explained' post
but i can't remember which sick-minded b3tan did it… 'twas genius
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes, just the memory of a memory of that and yet a little queasy.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
# oh plz no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
# isn't that the anti-christ?
looks like the root of all evil to me :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Epic!!
:D \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Rosé Parks, for all her wining, sowed the seeds of change
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
# oh well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)
# The press coverage helped her get juice-tice in the state corks
Few others had the bottle to do what she did, many just lay down and accepted being labelled.

(I'll shut up now, shall I?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Until Merlot Luther King led an up-riesling.
Or Little Rock, Arkansas, where the National Guard was called out; an entire colombard nine students from entering.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:09, archived)
# make it stop
:D
(whosebooze, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Upvoted.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Par excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Superb!
I can hear Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder singing :

"Cabernet and Chardonnay,
Live together in perfect harmony,
Side by side in my vineyard,
Pinot, Merlot, why don't we?"
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Where's the next frame...
where all the green ones are being mugged and stabbed, and the other half turn their shelf in the supermarket in to a drug and crime filled ghetto? ? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)
# ace !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:32, archived)
# epic, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:34, archived)
# This is full of excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Ohhh that's true life beauty, albeit a pesticided punnet of love.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
# oh lordy
have a woo with a yay
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 6:16, archived)
# Is it......
The Wrath of Grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:15, archived)
# May I introduce you to Raffles
Click to read
Click pic to read
(ccc, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Have
I linked that properly? Can't see it on my phone?
(ccc, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
# it goes to a page on photo bucket...
i saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Awks!
*puffins*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Hah!
Better than The Viz.
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
# haha
Anus face?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Glad I'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:22, archived)
# do you look like this too then?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Apologies
for my rubbish Comic Sans handwriting.
(ccc, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Me likey. Make more. Oongowa.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:45, archived)
# He's going cold!!
Bring the defridgulator!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Trying to restart his heart(ichoke)?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:10, archived)
# He's only pulling your legume
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Poor thing, rest in peas
Even if he survived, he'd be a vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)
# he spilt his seed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
# I'd say it was Murder
"someone call PC Pod!"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)
# something something has-bean
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Boooinggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:55, archived)
# YES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
#
i like
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
# I liek the handle adaptation
once that'd slid inside and the muscles contract, ain't no fool gonna fall of it!


*Warning, prolapses may spoil your enjoyment of "Bounce-pepper" tm
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)
# winner!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Haha yes!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Octuplets? you must be so proud

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Lovely!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)
# *wipes away tear*
they're beautiful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:34, archived)
# their marriage broke up soon after
she was a shell of her former self
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Did he not try to aPEASe her?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
# I heard he did a runner...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:45, archived)
# So they became split peas?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
# daaaaaw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Soon to be splashed across the front pages of tabloids in a series of scathing articles citing how much benefit she is claiming in order to raise them.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Aww...
Like peas in a pod...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
# um, yeah, except, they're NOT in a pod -- sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:08, archived)
# lovely story, but I'm not sure if anyone else agrtees
but she looks gutted...

Pee N D?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] the, erm... [cough] grape escape...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Rhubarb Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
# haha
this works so well…

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bisque?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# boil that fucker now!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] They were good boys what looked after their mavver
But the whole east end knew not to mess with Ronnie & Reg Kale


(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
# am I right in thinking that one of the Kale twins was straight and the other was curly…?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
# haha
I've heard they were both a little curly?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] new, but NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:43, archived)
# oof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Winedows XP
a classic vintage
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Very good!
"Crack up another bottle of XP dear"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Grape stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Now THAT's a proper case of haemorrhoids!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:17, archived)

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