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[challenge entry] 'Ning
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Are you joe kinn-ear?
Sorry...
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:37, archived)
# *facepalms*
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:07, archived)
# you didn't say anything!
I can't fuckkinear you!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:18, archived)
# /laughs
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:21, archived)
# Aaaagh
(, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:04, archived)
# Where's your buccanears?
on the side of me buckin' head
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun I think... but meh !
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:22, archived)
# HULL!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:24, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:00, archived)
# In other news
Chris Eubank Jr fight was bloody brilliant!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:56, archived)
# Jr fight?
...like midget boxing?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha yeah
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:47, archived)
# Pacquiao prediciton?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:51, archived)
# No chance!
Maybe!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:49, archived)
# Roy rogers'



Roy Kinnear is so bracing
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:12, archived)
# not so fucking jolie
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a moderately sized spoon then
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:12, archived)
# The phonetic of a gay fart?
I have no idea about pffts, I just drive this taxi...each to their own.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:09, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:17, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:41, archived)
# Pff...fft!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:45, archived)
# p-p-p-p-f-f-f-f-t-t-t-t-!-!-!-!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:55, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
Dee...ficulty...must ipso facto half not DEE !
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:24, archived)
# PFT THIS NOW!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:27, archived)
# Ruined :(
EDIT: NOW I LOOK SILLY
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:44, archived)
# Penis Fly Trap what-now?
I had no idea b3ta went American after it's demotion from B3tardship...
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:41, archived)
# Wow :'(
Some of us are morning here
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:51, archived)
# I LOST SEAMHORSES 1 2 3 4 & 5!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:54, archived)
# pf
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:11, archived)
# pFfFfFtTtT!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Realising the potential of existing global brand recognition, Bette gave up the limelight for a career in manufacturing of fast moving consumer goods
Bette gave up the limelight for a career in manufacturing of fast moving consumer goods
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:43, archived)
# The moving eyes is my most favoritest bit
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:48, archived)
# it seems precociousness has a negative effect on gravity
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:00, archived)
# Eye eye
:)
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:17, archived)
# attack of the 50 foot (wo)moa?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:24, archived)
# Oh you finished down there have ya? XD
I was enjoying that conversion!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:40, archived)
# I would get a room
but I'm already spent ;)

(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:02, archived)
# You are both being watched!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:11, archived)
# So are you
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK
That's not me in the hairy suit!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:16, archived)
# Trust me, that won't stand up in court.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:21, archived)
# You must be the inflatable with the Subo mask on then?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:22, archived)
# Nope
Nor am I the 2 foot tall hermaphrodite with an ingrowing toenail
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:24, archived)
# I know
That's me
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:39, archived)
# Are you John Lock?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:41, archived)
#

(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:41, archived)
# OBV
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:51, archived)
# FUCKSHIT
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:52, archived)
# now goddammit!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:20, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:11, archived)
# Kleenk, Yalla foool, So shaahht-aahhhp!!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:45, archived)
# Avalanche dog is watching you wank away during your dying breath
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:05, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:08, archived)
# rocksnot
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:18, archived)
# Excuse me sir you seem to have left a pineapple in your image this is most disturbing
I AMDISTURBED!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:21, archived)
# Shit
I think I left the rock in to :(
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:23, archived)
# Well I don't have a clue what it is going on there
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:43, archived)
# Clue!

Wasting my fucking time here!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:50, archived)
# Is it sponge bob related?
If so, with me yes. My kids didn't like him.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:15, archived)
# that sure is a big penis
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:32, archived)
# Thank you
You watching too a?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:36, archived)
# What ceiling spy device are you using?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:38, archived)
# Electron Scanning Microscope
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:44, archived)
# Ha!
Oh :(
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:48, archived)
# awwwwwwww
You bastard give him a ball of wool
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
I do like that window bracket tho
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Looks like they got the shaft.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:55, archived)
# Everyone here has a one track mind!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Track
Phwoar
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:29, archived)
# just a shit little tribute, as befits my meagre skills
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:12, archived)
# lovely idea
but I must have nazi vision on or something as I see it as a Hitler salute with a little moustache built in :D
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:17, archived)
# it's always best to be on the lookout for hidden nazis
be alert. your country needs lerts.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:20, archived)
# Which would be interesting
Since Nimoy was Jewish, and the Vulcan salute derives from a Jewish religious gesture.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:48, archived)
# well done, you!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
# i will be spending tonight watching star trek
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:00, archived)
# If I hear the theme to StarmTrek again today I'm gonna pull my ears off!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:07, archived)
# i'm still going to watch it
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:08, archived)
# I'm cutting my own hair tonight
should be interesting.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# i've got an aunt who does that with a pair of kitchen scissors
but she's batshit insane
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# I've used scissors before but clippers are so much quicker
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:29, archived)
# mine needs doing
it's starting to get in my eyes and annoy me
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Come round
We'll have a hair party!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:36, archived)
# is that as kinky as it sounds?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:38, archived)
# It depends how hairy you are
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)
# not very
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:33, archived)
# No then
I only consider it kinky if you're a yeti otherwise it's just normal human sex hair cutting. Could you get a suit?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:36, archived)
# a bathing suit, maybe
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:43, archived)
# crotcheted?
Now we're talking
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:52, archived)
# with popper fastening, too
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:58, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Brb
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:57, archived)
# picks up said monocle whilst pretending to tie shoelace
then heads straight for the closest public toilet
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:07, archived)
# are you following me?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:10, archived)
# im not sure, bit hard to see anything through this soiled monocle
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:17, archived)
# *unzips again*
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:18, archived)
# put that pencil case away
You can't measure it
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:40, archived)
# :'(
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Audicus digital hearing aids
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:11, archived)
# What?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Prince Domo meets Wiruiamu-kun
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 10:53, archived)
# FLAWLESS VICTORY
But I don't know who won.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 10:55, archived)
# Domo Arigato
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:11, archived)
# Old joke. Seems appropriate
I'll get my coat
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 5:08, archived)
# Some say "old", others say "classic"
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 8:41, archived)
# RIP...
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 9:17, archived)
# Whatever!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Lieutenant Uhu
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:07, archived)
# oh nose you ditint
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 3:43, archived)
# archer with applehead
that's almost suicidal
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:02, archived)
# Maybe it's a cry for help.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:04, archived)
# i think he just wants a slice of cheese
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:11, archived)
# would you like a slice of cheese?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:18, archived)
# William, Tell Pedro what you want.
(feels momentarily witty)
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:24, archived)
# oh FFS
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:38, archived)
# {:-)
g'night all
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:39, archived)
# Later
Tater
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:57, archived)
# Good Jonathan, Microwave.
Fruit with people names is just weird though... :)
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 5:23, archived)
# By jove Microwave this is brilliant
*catapults handful of maggots*

*waits*
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:19, archived)
# johnny appleseed
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:18, archived)
# ceres maybe
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:00, archived)
# surely generations and next generation precede regeneration.. i mean if a time lord can do it
anyways this one is more regurgitation
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:47, archived)
# I vaguely remember he forgot rule #1 of slap chop club or summin
if you want to slap chop a hooker its customary to pay up front. or was that hugh grant..
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:00, archived)
# Yeah I'm a bit fuzzy on the details
Although I do seem to remember reading that his tongue got bitten during the encounter.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:13, archived)
# Not sure what is going on but I like it
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:51, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 3:02, archived)
# a little chappie choppieshoppie
or is it shoppiechoppie
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:33, archived)
# Spock definitely wore a blue shirt, didn't he?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:05, archived)
# Bonus points for lurkage!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:13, archived)
# I just had an argument with the wife about this
Anyway I got a bit angry! I beat her gold and white... again she fucking disagrees!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:33, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:18, archived)
# he's bassooning like a pro
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 3:02, archived)
# it's weird,
because this morning i saw it as blue and gold (a very dark gold mind you), but later on towards the evening i stopped being able to see it as blue completely, even though by then i knew that was the real colour.

I blame it getting darker outside.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:45, archived)
# Or peer pressure.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:23, archived)
# i've been on my own all day,
latest development is that it went back to blue again. and now it seems to spontaneously change at random even while i'm looking at it.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:25, archived)
# That sounds like aliens
You might want to keep your eyes out for a grey hiding in your wardrobe
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 9:12, archived)
# Here is the scientific poop on the controversy.
https://www.rit.edu/news/story.php?id=51266
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Sense at last.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:50, archived)
#
discounting the illuminati
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:28, archived)
# um
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:42, archived)
# ha, very good
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:10, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:21, archived)
#
that's my own hand doing the squeezing... :D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:23, archived)
# prove it.. swap man boobs
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:09, archived)
# Fan fiction.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:05, archived)
# Aargh, zombie Spock!
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 4:30, archived)
# To boldly go. Might re-watch Wrath of Khan tonight

(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:36, archived)
# Remember him this way...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:42, archived)
# I didn't even need to clik it
I have already seen that URL 15 times today.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:34, archived)
# To go
boldly
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Pffft
They should try a search on Shpock!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Oh shit
:'(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:43, archived)
# trust me on this
-- cemeteries will never move their 'guest location' data from their IBM 486s running MS-Dos 5

EDIT: I just clicked your link. I am sad, but also glad that he was an earthling for a while.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Once again, I get my news from b3ta...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:37, archived)
# "There can be only one"
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:40, archived)
# yes - I love Krull.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:43, archived)
# best of all the tiny marine life
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:48, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:38, archived)
# I AM CRYING
Happy deathday Dr Spock. I think he was best in that old science fiction show with the aliens and stuff. xxxx
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:41, archived)
# I liked him in Columbo
he made Columbo angry, it was good
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49, archived)
# He is made of Widdly Wee
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# NOOOOO!
Sad day
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:55, archived)
# :/
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:56, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
# my TOAP :(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:58, archived)
# aw
reminds me of this moment of genius:
www.b3ta.com/board/7463432
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:19, archived)
# This would be in my top 5
Other 4 I'm thinking of.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:35, archived)
# Just send him to the Genesis planet, he'll be fine.
:(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:59, archived)
# Sssshhhhh!
Genesis is planet forbidden
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:08, archived)
# *sads*
At least he got the ship... out of danger.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:06, archived)
# beautiful
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
# Did he die after a long illogicalness ?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:26, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:35, archived)
# On the one hand: this is the first long hard laugh I've had on this concept.
On the other hand I thought that I was done crying over him until I scrolled down b3ta today.
What a loss.
Still clicked though.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:19, archived)
# He's not there, fool.
(, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:12, archived)
# The only way is up.

(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:52, archived)
# this umm er
ooh
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:00, archived)
#

(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:00, archived)
# Ahhhh Buddah!
/Monkey blog
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Just like a car, you're pleasing to behold...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Stan and Ollie
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:28, archived)
# jonny vegas is looking rough
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Haha ew
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:18, archived)
# fun piece :D
WOO!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:36, archived)
# haha cracking work :)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have used a stairlift...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# I'm having an Anne Frank later
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# dirty boy
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] nice. have a relevant pea then...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# good luck
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# arf!
:D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:29, archived)
# So it's seems today is Nothing Is Off-Limits Friday, YAY!!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I can't believe nobody's done this already.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Oi Keep it down up there!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:54, archived)
# pffft
nice.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Oh fuck ahahaha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:20, archived)
# Ahaha! Beautiful
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:13, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:07, archived)
# Oof!
:D
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:08, archived)
# Haha oh shit
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:09, archived)
# What?!!
They said I was working at a phone sex company!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:08, archived)
# you are
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:32, archived)
# *Buys glue*
*looks for crumbs*
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:15, archived)
# Oh no you diunt!
:)
(, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:58, archived)

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