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# Don't panic, we're sending our best man in
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:48, archived)
# This is excellent and deserving of much woo!
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:31, archived)
# ^this


(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:08, archived)
# Cut the line!
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:10, archived)
# ^that
(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:15, archived)
# \o/
politicians-in-spy-movies compo! :)
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:51, archived)
# Well, he is a rock ape.
(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 0:03, archived)
# Someone who speaks fluent
Gibberish.
(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Will a poster do?
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:39, archived)
# woooah great dexterity
is that your "busy" hand?
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)
# They're both pretty busy.....
But the left one was fapping away (hence the blur)
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)
# this is incredibly silly
i like it
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:58, archived)
# Sure will.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] the vine version obv
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 7:31, archived)
# excellent
I'd ask to see your lighting setup, but I don't want to spoil the hollywood magic :D
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:20, archived)
# :)
i had a very obliging crew, even after we had to abandon the mist effect.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:43, archived)
# Those e-cig pipes do in a pinch so long as you're quick on the shutter.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:20, archived)
# :D
That's great!
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:01, archived)
# Very neat =)
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:58, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:14, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Onwards and downwards!
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)
# 500 million pounds, for fuck's sake
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:01, archived)
# BLUE PASSPORTS
BLUE PASSPORTS
BLUE PASSPORTS
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
# BLUE PAASPORTS
BLUE PLARSEPOTS
BLUE PARSTELPOR
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:40, archived)
# BLUEP ARSEPOT
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:40, archived)
# Are you okay?
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:42, archived)
# According to the home office
this ยฃ500m cost won't necessarily mean the passports are actually blue :D
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:44, archived)
# I think a bottle of Tipp-Ex to every citizen so they can cover the words "European Union" would be cheaper.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:48, archived)
# you only want it so you can paint a white stripe across your nose and pretend to be Adam Ant
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:24, archived)
# More like
Albino Hitler
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 21:49, archived)
# In regards to my usage of the correction fluid
It modified my personality
To the extent that I was highly irritable
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:24, archived)
# Sticking it to barmy brussel's and taking are passport's back!!1
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:41, archived)
# the passports get redesigned every five years and £500m is the value of the 10 year contract (passport office is also funded from user fees, not from govt.)
De La Rue getting the contract in 2009
2015 redesign
So the contract will get renewed in 2019 (and probably given to De La Rue again) and they'll have the option of changing the colour (current colour was never compulsory, it was a voluntary guideline)
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:52, archived)
# We could always, you know, go without one redesign and spend that money writing lies on buses instead
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:59, archived)
# try pulling a bus out of your pocket at immigration without raising a few eyebrows
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:10, archived)
# I prefer to call him Captain Amazo
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)
# :D
Back to rationing and caravan holidays.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)
# i saw a white dog turd just last week
it was glorious
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)
#
glorious being painted brown, to comply with a barmy brussels directive
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)
# i see a white turd and i want it painted brown
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)
# no colours anymore, i want them to turn brown
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:33, archived)
# You're doing Brexit wrong, white is right
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Woah, mind=blown
Dog poo as a metaphor for immigration and the perceived dilution of our 'culture'
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:08, archived)
# sunday afternoon is not the time for such introspection and social commentary
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Okay, pub it is
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)
# there's a good boy
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:01, archived)
# *comes around to hear the tale*
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:38, archived)
# *tunes guitar*
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:04, archived)
# I was reading that
we'll be allowed to suck up rare newts with excessively high powered vacuum cleaners once again.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:58, archived)
# Weird euphemism sunday is shit, give it up
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 21:05, archived)
# TUNNEL SNAKES
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 21:47, archived)
# +RULE
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 0:03, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Is this for the 'Barron Trump goes Berserk' game?
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Hero 6 via Tracey Emin
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 12:32, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 12:47, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 13:11, archived)
# ( o---o )
tis good
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 13:40, archived)
# simple, yet brilliant
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:11, archived)
# Well ace. And a bit skill too.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)
# anal beads for eyes
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 16:20, archived)
# eyes for anal beads
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 19:33, archived)
# beady anal eyes.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 20:22, archived)
# Anuses for eyes
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 8:48, archived)
# beady eye anal beads
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)
# Genius
:)
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 20:04, archived)
# Beautiful
*fist bumps* Wah wa-wah wa-wa wa wah!
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:14, archived)
# <3
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The Revenant
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 12:11, archived)
# Triffic.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Still haven't seen this
But anything with Lego gets like from me!
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:16, archived)
# knock knock

apologies for bandwagoning
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 13:45, archived)
# haha
Who's the poor artist that made the original bust?
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:18, archived)
# Maybe that could work for Suárez?
(, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)
# that's racist
(, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] she's driving us crazy, and loving every minute of it!
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 5:14, archived)
# haha, nicely
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry] T2
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 2:06, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 7:44, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)
# this is incredibly silly
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
Winner!
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:18, archived)
# love!
woo!
(, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 2:37, archived)
#





Under the influence of these two (+ Ninj)
Harry Hill Interviews Tim Vine / Chain Reaction
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:53, archived)
# TeenBreitbart
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:51, archived)
# Arf
I hope it has tips on how to distract away from your dead eyes with a silly haircut.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 21:20, archived)
# Sanpaku
With the white on the bottom that reads, "I'm doomed." Like Paul Ryan and John Kennedy. Contrasted with white on the top that reads, "I'm daft." Like Charles Manson, Marshall Applewhite, Callista Gingrich.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 4:59, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:18, archived)
# :-) nicely
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 18:12, archived)
# Nicely done
Took me too long to get the Smash Hits reference
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 22:20, archived)
# HELP FIND FROGBEAT! (aka: Russell Jackson). I thought it wasn't serious at first, but sadly it's NOT a joke!

His family haven't seen him since the 29th and are concerned for his safety. Share his pic online, if you can?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:26, archived)
# This is frightening news. Thank you for putting the message here.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:36, archived)
# I've spoke to the guy a few times on here and Facebook
Always a gent. Hope he's just gone on a wild bender, to Amsterdam or somewhere similar?
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:46, archived)
#
fingers crossed that is the case.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 18:47, archived)
# 'gone in a wild bender' \o/'s
8D
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)
#
*guilty giggle*
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 16:07, archived)
# fuck sake..I hope he's ok O_o
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:29, archived)
# I know
Come on Froggy mate!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:54, archived)
# Thanks for sharing
Worried dad
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:52, archived)
# Missing Froggy Latest
Been in contact with mum, he is safe and well but has a few problems to resolve. Thanks for all your concerns, I am biased of course but he really is a top bloke
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:34, archived)
#
Oh great news. and yes he is.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:36, archived)
# Thanks for letting us know
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:37, archived)
# Ace. What Toasty said.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:38, archived)
# Excellent, tell him we LOVE him
I'll even animate a few Forklifts for him soon ;)
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:40, archived)
# Thank fuck for that.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Great news
B3ta hugs for Froggy and hope he gets things sorted. We are all here for him.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Thank fuck
Bests to you all
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:45, archived)
# Thanks!
That's a relief. I only know him online, but can tell he's one of the good ones!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:46, archived)
# Let him know that I have a book of hilarious Crystal Palace anecdotes put aside for him.
Maybe even two if he's lucky and behaves himself.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:53, archived)
# Good news.
Hope he's alright.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 21:00, archived)
# Great, he's a top man
:)
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 21:13, archived)
# For a bunch of guys who like to drop the c-bomb
You're really caring about your community. Top work people give yourselves a pat on the back, and Froggy, take care. We need you here.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:03, archived)
# Toilets
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:16, archived)
# Ace, that's very good to hear
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:17, archived)
# Don't know him, but glad to hear he's been in touch.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Phew.
My pulse quickened when I logged in. Really relieved. Hope it's all well.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:47, archived)
# That's great. I actually just sent him a message of support in FB.
Big Froggy hugs x
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 23:20, archived)
# Good stuff.
Be safe, Frogster.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 0:12, archived)
# Be back soon!
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 1:01, archived)
# ^what all this lot said
TFLFT
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 9:54, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)
# Good
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 11:12, archived)
# bloody hell, thank fuck(lift)!
send a huge I like this! to mr beat please :)
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Good, thanks for posting.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent.
He's an excellent geezer.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 13:59, archived)
# ah good vibes
I hope he's in a good place and no harm done.
good lad there Frogbeat chief!
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:21, archived)
# Glad to hear this, and best of British frogster
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Shitting fuck shit
Heart was in mouth as I read up the board.
Thank fucklift he's ok
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 9:46, archived)
# Just get the fuck back here, you fucking fuck.
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 0:23, archived)
# *UPDATE TAKEN FROM FROGGY'S FACEBOOK PAGE, SUNDAY 2ND APRIL, 15:30PM:*
"UPDATE.
Russell 'Frogbeat' Jackson has been located and is now with family.
I want to that everyone for the hundreds of shares of this post. Good work people - taking the time to care for someone most of you don't know is heartwarming ❤"
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Theresa May sporting mini skirt and Death Star necklace
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:07, archived)
# really don't need to see her wire wool
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:13, archived)
# this was her the night before...

(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
# Springtime for Theresa and Brexitland
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:58, archived)
# ha!
to be or not to be
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:04, archived)
# Off again
Back in a bit if I can ..........
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:44, archived)
# Crikey
Back in bit
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:36, archived)
# Urgh, On a more serious note...
Russell 'Frogbeat' Jackson hasnโ€™t been seen since Wednesday, if anyone hears from him, his family 'Haley Edwards' + 'Colette Jackson' wants to hear from you.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:57, archived)
# Oh God, hope he's ok!!
:(
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:13, archived)
# almost (almost) reminds me that she must have a cunt.
(, Sat 1 Apr 2017, 1:52, archived)
# The Labour party 2017
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 12:42, archived)
# that all appears to be in order
woo
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:22, archived)
# not sure what i'm seeing here, but i like it
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 13:54, archived)
# Dr Who?
Great work
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:04, archived)
# it does look like a zygon in a spacesuit
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:22, archived)
# Humpy Dumpty goes bad.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:26, archived)
# Well........quite.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:04, archived)
# Wonderful work
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 20:44, archived)
# Yeah, not visiting that, thanks all the same.
MSN gave my computer AIDS last time.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)
# Yes, they've released them, the new pictures, of the Pentagon attack.
Quick, post a link to them, on a comedy website.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:12, archived)
# after all, it's well lol
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:33, archived)
# It took them sixteen years to fake some images ?
The should have posted them as an image challenge.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 17:00, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 11:58, archived)
# Hellloooooo
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
# All work and no play is fan-dabby dosey!
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 10:55, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 11:32, archived)
# Oh no please.
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 15:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 1:11, archived)
# Laughing stock
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 16:42, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm, beefy.......
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 16:44, archived)
# Too much nitrous oxode
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 16:48, archived)
# no such thing
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 16:58, archived)
# MOAR
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 21:15, archived)
#
arf
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 21:54, archived)
# :-)
Nice laughing action
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 18:48, archived)
# XO
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 20:18, archived)
# Oon't be lie
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 20:38, archived)
# Dead clown
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 15:00, archived)
# TRIGGERED! Mmmmnnnnggghhhh......
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 16:18, archived)
# There was even a trigger warning for the "snowflakes"
Though nine months probably requires more attention span than they can ... ooh new Samsung !!1
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
I'll bet that thought occurred to many Tories when she did the Thatcher voice.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 17:04, archived)
# YOU SHEEPLE DON"T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 18:18, archived)
# Pretend I posted an 'I Want To Leave' X Files poster image...
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 22:40, archived)
# You're no fun anymore.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Bloody Hell
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:22, archived)
# Let's hunt down the buggers who voted for this and make them live in Croydon
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Mar 2017, 22:22, archived)

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