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[challenge entry] might want to check the copyright laws if you decide to use this one mods

#princegate
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:15, archived)
# Oh I should dig through that and
Update the 404 page
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:10, archived)
# ^this^
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:31, archived)
# Did you know the search is broken?
You probably do, but just in case... Rob - the search is broken. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:44, archived)
# Yes
I've poked snotters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:08, archived)
# FIXED NOW
Thanks Snottersssss
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:07, archived)
# Hi I'm Josh
(97800, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Hi Josh.
My name is not Pedro IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 0:36, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:19, archived)
# HI I'M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:19, archived)
# 'the'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:23, archived)
#
Neato
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 1:19, archived)
# what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:19, archived)
# Johnson by name...


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(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:19, archived)
# shopped images only please
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The future of carpet cleaning enforcement
(plankton, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:37, archived)
# There's more fur ... DOWN THUR!
(97800, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:37, archived)
# Oh God I can smell it from here
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:16, archived)
# You can smell smoking hot black pussy?
fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 0:13, archived)
# O_o whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 4:38, archived)
#
Found this video where Jeff Stelling the then presenter of Channel Four's gameshow Countdown comments on on co host Rachel Riley's leggins, is it just me or does he mention them too much? m.youtube.com/watch?v=rScQOHbYUtM
(CandyCrushMatt, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:55, archived)
# Links >>>
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:57, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:04, archived)
# Bit sad
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:22, archived)
# Even if you wouldn't, she probably would
(97800, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:47, archived)
# Classic bantz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:01, archived)
# Posting a link? Consider using the links board.
b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:02, archived)
# disappointed at the lack of faq gifs in this thread so far
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:47, archived)
# To be fair, dear leader's post is still on the first page
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:57, archived)
# seeks bile!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:06, archived)
#
We're mellowing in our old age
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:51, archived)
#
mellowing desperate for new users
(horrid, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:12, archived)
# Will this suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 3:38, archived)
# not a hamtoucher in sight
(horrid, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:13, archived)
# faq off
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 9:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:55, archived)
# Brexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:57, archived)
#
Brexit is so bracing!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:06, archived)
# Mary Poppins vs MegaShark
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:19, archived)
# Now that I WOULD watch
Nice flames btw
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:34, archived)
# Where's the helicopter?
There's supposed to be a helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:20, archived)
# too windy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:01, archived)
# those that smelt it dealt it
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:17, archived)
# I thought her rising on the spinning brolly WAS the helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 13:33, archived)
# Fake, no chopper
oh wait
(97800, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:45, archived)
# *reminices*
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:18, archived)
# *reminces*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:07, archived)
# Aluminum
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:23, archived)
# epic!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:37, archived)
# Beautiful
Just beautiful.
(Tivert, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 1:24, archived)
# Been up on top of that bridge, about 20 years ago.
On a cold, rainy, windy, winter day. Still was a fun adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 4:30, archived)
# Hang the B.J, Hang the B.J .. etc.


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Hang the B.J

(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:43, archived)
# no important person ever visits the Shetland Islands
8-(
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:46, archived)
# B.J.
*sniggers*
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:53, archived)
# if that's B.J. the bear must be a bit grey these days
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:03, archived)
# Painting monsters
Hello there,

Long time lurker on old accounts that was too afraid to post. Wanted to post some of my art as it's good to get new eyeballs on it. I paint monsters and nationalism at the moment and have plenty of inspiration to work through.

I will now shut up, this is no doubt the wrong place to post these. I can't do anything right. I am sorry, moderator.



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(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:41, archived)
# some people here might actually like you stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:44, archived)
# These are fabulous and very much what people like to see here
Please don't leave!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:49, archived)
# Marvellous
I especially like the last one (reminds me of the Mars scene in the original Total Recall)
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:55, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:13, archived)
# I like your work.
Glad to see you're a b3tan (lurking counts).
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:18, archived)
# Thank you all
very much. The last 3 panel painting is based on one of Bacon's triptychs, it runs along a timeline from left to right with Murdoch, Cummings, Farage raising nationalism, 2nd panel is Boris and his cat-on-the-table gift of distraction, and last panel is Boris devouring his voters (based on Goya) once he's achieved his Brexit goals.

This reply is definitely going to the wrong place, I know it.

Thank you again!
(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:18, archived)
# These are great!
Pretty sure I've seen these on the twitters.. I'll look out for them and give you a follow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:04, archived)
#
Thank you! Yes I live on Twitter, I put all my paintings up there but it's also where I siphon through the daily news and decide what's true or not. I'm usually wrong.
(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:11, archived)
# I'd definitely purchase one of them !!
if i ever had any money ...............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:17, archived)
# Yay for horrifying arts
And lovely to see you on here, post more, often :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:38, archived)
#
Hello there! I had no idea you'd done the brilliant Hulk pieces, amazing work!
(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:51, archived)
# I've definitely seen the first ones on here before.
Nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:47, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1510777
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:16, archived)
# Now I'm confused
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:24, archived)
# Allow me to explain
but first you must take off your trousers and close your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:39, archived)
#
just like we practiced.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:59, archived)
# I'm not falling for that
again
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:33, archived)
#
My babies!
(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:25, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:49, archived)
#
brilliant!
(Carlosfandango, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:03, archived)
#
Thanks very much all, I shall post more of my things until you tell me 'please, this is enough..you are a very, very boring person' which I shall fully respect.
(Wefail, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:19, archived)
# lovely stuff
thanks for posting
(ozof, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:21, archived)
#
Yay! Good to see you here!
(JauntyArt, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 1:58, archived)
# Holy fuck
Outstanding
(gijoel, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 6:38, archived)
# I love Boris as Saturn, consuming the UK. Nice one (and the notes - they are brilliant: and the cards)
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 8:32, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta eventually
been a fan for years!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:21, archived)
# They look even better in the flesh.
Can't wait to get mine framed.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:53, archived)
# Thanks for the lovely comments
If anyone cares, I come from a traditional art background but these are all painted on tablet in pieces. So for something like the tarot series, I paint each painting at hi-res individually and each takes maybe a week to finish. Then they're all taken over to the computer and put together as a set in Pshop and any type is added. That one took about 2 months to complete. The banknotes are similar but there's no way I'm painting the details and text of each note, so the backgrounds of the notes are slowly put together in Pshop with the illustrations placed in a layer. Each note takes about a week to make or more. Quite a bit of work but it is my duty!
(Wefail, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:06, archived)
#
Excellent work!
(merkinhead poos sideways, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:27, archived)
# Fucking hell
These are amazing.
Please become published in National Newspapers as soon as is humanly possible.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 13:03, archived)
#
Thank you. I've had some in a newspaper but most have a regular artist they stick to, tough market.
(Wefail, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 21:41, archived)
# woo, yay, and hoopla
these are excellent

pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 18:12, archived)
# these are extraordinarily good
I would pay good money for the banknotes ones to hang on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 20:30, archived)
#
Thanks! They all live over here: wefail.art/ if you ever want one.
(Wefail, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 21:46, archived)
# you are in the right place
you am doing this right

stay

one of us
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Thu 19 Sep 2019, 13:29, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 14:00, archived)
# Fucking hell.
This is gloriously terrifying. I love me a bit of Bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 19 Sep 2019, 21:52, archived)
# Like, erm
Wow!
Dare I say it, this is too darn good for here.. :)
(m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism, Mon 23 Sep 2019, 9:52, archived)
# LOOK AT MY FUCKING CANDLES
Yeah yeah thread waste but happy birthday to me, and 18 years, fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:05, archived)
# meh... bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:06, archived)
# HOT STUFF!
Here's to a couple more good years, possibly 3 at a push! ;)


 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:27, archived)
# Here's to a glorious 2020
where this post might finally get pushed off the page
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:29, archived)
# That can be arranged
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:04, archived)
# Don't you have to post a nudieselfie or something now?
(Congrats btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:41, archived)
# I think we'd all regret this if I did
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:42, archived)
# The board is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Candlez, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:45, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL FIRED
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:55, archived)
# Tomorrow I will be! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:03, archived)
# Our Fuhrer's on firer!
Where's Branson when we need him?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:33, archived)
# bloke was fired over that
I mean, the bloke at the ad agency who set it up.

I felt a bit bad for him.

But apparently he was fired not so much for setting it up, but for setting it up and GOING ON HOLIDAY whilst it ran.

Lesson is: don't book a controversial project and then take a holiday so you're not there to answer questions from your bosses as to "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:36, archived)
# Yet because of it the world's a better place.
Life isn't fair.

I'll bet he has a better job now because of it. Karma!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:38, archived)
# Congrats!
w/y/h et al
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:06, archived)
# THANK YOU
replying to everything coz I have notifications turned on
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:06, archived)
# Yay happy ageing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:09, archived)
# I started this site when I was 17
so I'm still a very youthful 35
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:10, archived)
# Who are you?
grats
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:39, archived)
# I'm the guy who 18 years ago
cannibalised his earlier project called "tsluts" to throw it all in with b3ta.

This was my first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:41, archived)
# *googles 'tsluts'*

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:47, archived)
# google probably doesn't show much unless you go into internet archive - and even then it won't show the right stuff
it was a blog and EMAIL CHAT GROUP.

and this email list (80 or so people chatting to each other) - including me and Joel was the basic bit of fire I used to start it going. There was a bunch of us - all keen on making fun(ish) web things.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:05, archived)
#
I just want to say in all seriousness, by creating b3ta, you have enriched my life in unmeasurable amounts. I sincerely thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:05, archived)
# THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:10, archived)
# I am (for once) in agreement with B3ta user atomic.
B3ta has brought me much joy, and wasted much of my employers' money over the years!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah...
...gets me through the winter months
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:38, archived)
# I'd like to echo that sentiment
But I won't, but if you want to pretend I did, that's fine by me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:07, archived)
# happy candelas to the right honourable gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:04, archived)
# thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Candl3s!
Do you remember who the first person to get candles was?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:32, archived)
# No idea
it probably didn't come in on the first year

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:16, archived)
# It was me :) I made a b3taday post, you commented that it might be an idea to mark b3tadays somehow, a few hours later I had candles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:11, archived)
# Ha
Find the threads?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:08, archived)
# I'll have a look
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:17, archived)
# beginner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:53, archived)
# I just can't fucking hummus
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:16, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
But yeah I echo said sentiments from above - b3ta was here when my head was in a bad place - more than can be said for many others and its still here (again, more than can be said for many others) :-)
Keep her lit (as the cultchies over here say)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:36, archived)
# Thank you
from me and all who help the B3ta ship sail
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:37, archived)
# yeah, candles and all that
a woo, a yay and a hoopla to the monk too x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:47, archived)
# Congrats!
I like the fact that you don't have the lowest user ID on here, nor have been registered the longest (database shenanigans not withstanding).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:04, archived)
# Whatever happened to all the old people from the board?
I guess they all got jobs and grew up and that.

I'm on 17 years, 4 months and 14 days, so not far behind and still not grown up.
(plankton, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:25, archived)
# Indeed...
I've just been enjoying the creations of this old user.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:31, archived)
# social media and busy lives
but I think there's a fair few people who don't post but will check in from time to time for a nose
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:05, archived)
# filthy lurkers
they know where they've been
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:08, archived)
# Checking mine
Do Daleks count?
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:36, archived)
#
In binary probz
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:50, archived)
# happy
candlemass :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:34, archived)
# Salutes our Ginger Fuhrer
The few left in the bunker shall not give up until you decide to end it.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:37, archived)
# Never surrender
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:09, archived)
# Festive St Candlemassday, Rob
and cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:42, archived)
# no, thank YOU
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 1:48, archived)
# happy candles day
same day as mine (but I'm 17) and I knew it was imminent, but I just forget about it yesterday, boo
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 12:10, archived)
# d'eau!
(ozof, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:39, archived)
# Hello Tonyb3ta700124
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:40, archived)
# I can only dream
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:30, archived)
# I don't know what this means, but as long as Bart is invisible in it, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 8:43, archived)
# Has Boris had a haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 9:57, archived)
# No, why do you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 10:01, archived)
# Dunno, he just looks more like Michael "Wiggy" Fabricant there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha he does a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 10:58, archived)
# Its only been about 10 years since my last post...


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Should Mess with a few Tories
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 4:34, archived)
#
👍
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
*knocks*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 22:33, archived)
# But what about the Mormons?
I live pretty much opposite one of their gaffs...they don't knock on much, but try to engage me in conversation when crossing the road...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 22:46, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:09, archived)
# ^This, to the OP.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:27, archived)
# I'll take 10.
Actually they tend to stand on street corners now with a book rack full of pamphlets.
(gijoel, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 23:35, archived)
# Oh, candle twin with rob
(97800, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:11, archived)
#
⚑
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:46, archived)
# Broke the first rule of icon club
(97800, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 1:09, archived)
# My first thought was Jimi Hendrix. I guess that's a different doorbell.
Holy schmokes, you're old enough to have b3ta sex now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:29, archived)
# and it seems to me, you lived your life
like some candles on a /board
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:47, archived)
# holy shit, you are on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:48, archived)
# THIS IS FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 9:08, archived)
# almost into your b3twenties
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 11:15, archived)
# Happy firetime!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 12:39, archived)
# Holy Smokes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:58, archived)
#
Happy Candles M
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 2:51, archived)
# Candles again?? Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 8:50, archived)
# happy candlezzzzzzzzzzzz !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 12:06, archived)
# Good grief, so many candles!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:04, archived)
# boing ...
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:13, archived)
# Bungee boris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:29, archived)
#
Hahaha!

It looks like the microphone has gone right up his ass :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 23:54, archived)
# Ta-daaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 19:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 19:51, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:15, archived)
# Everyone hates, tragical Johnson, cos the tricks that he pulls, get everyone shit on
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 21:35, archived)
#
*Paul Daniels voice*
Now that's tragic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 22:06, archived)
#
This is why b3ta is better than anything else on the internet
(JauntyArt, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 22:03, archived)
# except for search, of course
b3ta.com/search/users/{id}/best is borked for e.g.
(ozof, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 9:08, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
I was trying to use this function earlier :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:00, archived)
# I'd have gone more circus clown...
But brilliant!
(LokiMD, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Reinvented Stannah for Bungalows...


shameless pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 15:52, archived)
# Want one!
Walking's for losers...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 21:26, archived)
# Looks like fun! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:59, archived)
# They're still at it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 13:56, archived)
# congrats for that other one too
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 14:26, archived)
# btw
Dear God,

please photoshop Michael Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 14:30, archived)
# They're still serving up cease and desists, I got two last year, they're protecting their brand
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 16:21, archived)
# does that mean only images specific to his stage performances, videos and albums
or anything he was in without exception e.g. interviews, turning up in the work of others?

Also does it cover parodies/impersonations of him by others?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 17:26, archived)
# How about these guys
(97800, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 18:34, archived)
# Yeah I dunno, the pics I made weren't exactly flattering to his 'legacy', maybe that was a factor.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 19:11, archived)
# Puny tory
(gijoel, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 15:05, archived)
# That is therapeutic.
Although, the strongest thing in the universe is a politician's ego.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 15:34, archived)
# That’s what I wanted to see!!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 16:06, archived)
# As someone who has missed everything MCU, I'd like some context pls
(97800, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 18:31, archived)
# the big green one whacks a guy in a cape in to the ground repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 19:53, archived)
# Ah, costume envy
Everyone else gets a fancy outfit and he has to make do with purple trousers
(97800, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:12, archived)
# turtle power?
*if boris was a brummie*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:13, archived)
# What
(97800, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:26, archived)
# Please do another 130 of these
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 16 Sep 2019, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 2.0
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 10:59, archived)
# Does it have bluetooth?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 11:08, archived)
# Sure, stick your dongle in
Shouldn't be an issue
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 11:21, archived)
# Worst Teletubbie Ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 12:04, archived)
#
yuk yuk
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 16 Sep 2019, 21:11, archived)
# No CAT6 cable connection?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 12:44, archived)
# Yep.
3 guesses where the socket is...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 4:50, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 7:17, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Mark Ruffalo's reply to Boris Johnson in full
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:18, archived)
# harder
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:21, archived)
# Faster
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:48, archived)
# deeper
(gijoel, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 6:57, archived)
# Again son...
...harder!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mObzc4GBM
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 2:03, archived)
# Better
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:27, archived)
# Marvel(cinematic universe)ous
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:23, archived)
# Awesome
Unfortunately his head appears to remain attached
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:27, archived)
# Great work!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:49, archived)
#
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Sep 2019, 23:57, archived)
# aces
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:12, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 0:33, archived)
# great stuff
made it into the Grauniad. Well done
www.theguardian.com/film/2019/sep/15/hulk-actor-smashes-pms-attempt-at-incredible-metaphor
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 6:34, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 9:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 10:46, archived)

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