"What would the world be like if deceased famous people were alive today?"Leslie Phillips is still alive (he's 97) and I doubt very much he'd turn into a giant gorilla.
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:05,
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Let's not have irrelevance get in the way of a good old "pea roast".
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:29,
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Inaction figures please allow 28 weeks for delivery
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 10:33,
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Photoshop Bitches.....assembleMy friend got a tattoo off her mate and he was pissed. I think she said she asked for a flying dolphin with a vagina. To me, it's more of a reverse mermaid jumping over a blobfish.
Either way, she's underwhelmed and I said I'd ask you if you had any ideas.
She's half promised to pick a winner and get it 'upgraded'. I did say there might be magenta involved, but worth a go.
Sorry to trouble you.
Yours sincerely etc.
If she does get something she prefers, I'll try and film it or at least get a pic posted.
apol-ogies for the new thread on Toast
(Either way, she's underwhelmed and I said I'd ask you if you had any ideas.
She's half promised to pick a winner and get it 'upgraded'. I did say there might be magenta involved, but worth a go.
Sorry to trouble you.
Yours sincerely etc.
If she does get something she prefers, I'll try and film it or at least get a pic posted.
apol-ogies for the new thread on Toast
unclepills,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:28,
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I like this
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:49,
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Best i could think of was an extra blobfishOr thirteen, like Evil Knievel.
( unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:06,
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I really like the dolphin, personally I’d get the friend messed up again and have them color it. The blobfish is vague enough that it could be turned into anything, it should probably be a little supersonic fighter jet.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17,
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It has a certain charmMaybe the blob could be a seal pup being clubbed.
Ah, them was the days.
(Ah, them was the days.
unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:42,
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I dunno uncle, I quite like the idea of a plucky little fighter jet called something like ‘Gerald’ that despite its diminutive size, is nevertheless a massive cunt. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:55,
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This would be my general approach:1: Stop drinking.
2: Mirror image it at a wonky angle, then flip that and overlay it, so you get a symmetrical Rorschach butterfly-like structure to work with.
Something like...
...could be developed into something insecty, flowery, or vaginal, or just left as a reminder to stop drinking.
(2: Mirror image it at a wonky angle, then flip that and overlay it, so you get a symmetrical Rorschach butterfly-like structure to work with.
Something like...
...could be developed into something insecty, flowery, or vaginal, or just left as a reminder to stop drinking.
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:17,
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A reminder for him to stop drinking? She'd need to follow him about in short sleeves, doing a nazi salute.
Maybe if she incorporated a funny walk...but I don't think it's as practical, but I'll suggest it.
(Maybe if she incorporated a funny walk...but I don't think it's as practical, but I'll suggest it.
unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 0:39,
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Plus she’d need jackboots and probably a little square mustache.IMPRACTICAL
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:38,
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So she's claiming she was sober when she got a drunken tattoo?What a twat.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:44,
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Clickin dis 'clickin dis'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:22,
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Haha yes!Best thread in ages
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:36,
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Laughing like a twat at this mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:35,
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Here ya go, few mins with a ballpoint pen and sewing needle, sorted
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 13:36,
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Just heat the iron up and put that on her. That's all you can do really.
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Sat 12 Jun 2021, 18:06,
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Susan Storm, Reed Richards, Ben Grimm and Alicia Mastersworst reboot ever
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 22:47,
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I did notice on the seafront tv photo-op walk about that even his shambling gait is contrived
( unclepills,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:32,
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Does he live in a van by the river? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:41,
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No, Joe is more of a 'Mommy's basement' kind of guy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 1:53,
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About your sig: ahhhnnnvelope mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:48,
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I don’t think he lives with his parents any more atomic. We all have to move out in the end buddy, sorry to be the one to have to tell you :( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:47,
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You never see him and the Honey Monster in the same room at the same time.
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Varmint,
Mon 14 Jun 2021, 18:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If famous dead people were alive today"){kind=small}
I may be taking this a little too literally.
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 15:49,
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Revisiting his hitsI'm all dug up
You ain't nothing but a hound dog (that's running away with my femur)
Had a lot of livin' to do
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 17:32,
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You ain't nothing but a hound dog (that's running away with my femur)
Had a lot of livin' to do
I'm just a hunk a hunk of creeping flesh brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 17:45,
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Up to his arse in worms and can't even go fishing :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 18:50,
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And he still wants one of those fucking sandwiches flown in. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:49,
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..and he can never have too many C.O.O.K.S. brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 23:39,
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Too many cooks spoil the broth. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Fri 11 Jun 2021, 4:50,
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"Kipferl" as the True Austrian would sayI don't think Hitler spoke French
( Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 15:00,
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If he was relaxing in Paris he would say croissant. I suppose we'll never know :(
This has ruined my entire evening.
(This has ruined my entire evening.
Chumps π,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 21:05,
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Love it.Clickin it.
Saving it.
Filing it.
Might be framing it.
(Saving it.
Filing it.
Might be framing it.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 1:54,
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Please explainlooks lovely but IDGI
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 9:49,
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if hancock were alive now i'd like to think he'd be happier in this company
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 10:02,
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ThanksI had a Hancock, hand cock, Louis CK wanking /shuffling joke
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 10:18,
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Locking the door and masturbating in front of women without their consent?
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 10:13,
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It's a cultural thing, please respect their traditions
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 10:28,
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Rich white middle-aged male sex-pests are the *real* oppressed minority, dontchaknow
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 11:07,
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But you could have heard a pin drop, when Tommy stopped and began+
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 11:44,
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He wouldn't survive Hattie's attentions.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 19:18,
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Under new government rules you're to be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc
Bloody hell.I'd forgotten about Leadsom, the second thickest Andrea in the House of Commons.
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:59,
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Do you like Star Wars movies atomic? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:44,
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I like...some....moments........not happy with the recent ones. *upset*
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 12:25,
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I'm a bit like that about the Alien franchise.*still fuming about Covenant*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 19:21,
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The one in the orange dress appears to have her headlights on, is that shopped? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:47,
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Remarkiboldly skillymost usey of the eyedrobe artyvale progroloader-computubes indeed. brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:52,
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She had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.
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unclepills,
Fri 11 Jun 2021, 2:28,
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"Well, the audience weren't happy with his last performance""I guess you could say he..." [puts on sunglasses] "...died on stage."
Cut to Miami skyline.
FX: The Who. "Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 18:38,
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Cut to Miami skyline.
FX: The Who. "Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
I wasn't sure ifthis was going to break the Internet...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 20:25,
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I mean I say 'perfect' quite a lot here but really this is absolutely perfect.
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 11:32,
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cartoonish buffoonish sex pests are ok I think? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 12:22,
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The real prime minister work is done by ken livingstone locked in a shipping container
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:36,
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Red Ken! In a shipping container! You couldn’t make it up! mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:00,
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To be fair, if your country is to be dragged into a "sausage war", I can think of few people more qualified to be prime minister.
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 13:18,
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The Cabinet is quite like a cheap sausageFull of arseholes.
I should write comedy professionally with zingers like that.
(I should write comedy professionally with zingers like that.
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 14:10,
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The floor's been swept, and the carts are ready.Just waiting for Mofaha to say, 'Might FP this..."
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 15:49,
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Something's broken PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:38,
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but what do we do til then? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 20:30,
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I see it nowthe mofaha works in mysterious ways...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 22:52,
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I think this is the first time you’ve ever typed my name correctly! mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:49,
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I was conscious of it too
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 8:02,
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Nice, except now I have him chasing Carrie round the rose garden stuck in my head
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showrat I Fought The Law on,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 19:02,
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I watched the first two again a few months ago.They are whatever the opposite of "fun" is.
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Tue 8 Jun 2021, 21:44,
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That’s a very hurtful thing to say mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:02,
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hero dispatches all enemies with choreographed easefinal boss fight lasts slightly longer, but hero never looks like he might lose.
When the doom game came out, my cousin's girlfriend completed the whole thing using an invulnerability cheat. I think the blade series appealed to people like her
(When the doom game came out, my cousin's girlfriend completed the whole thing using an invulnerability cheat. I think the blade series appealed to people like her
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 9 Jun 2021, 3:47,
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this was the only particular gripe i had with suckerpunchwhich i always felt was underrated
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 4:57,
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Probably.They've always left me cold, though, and this compo is just fucking acres of "dead person's face 'shopped onto an unrelated thing" pictures. I don't see what people find funny about them, but lots of people seem to like them, so I guess I'm wrong.
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Thu 10 Jun 2021, 8:58,
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"Whatchoo talkin' bout Whistler?"
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise,
Thu 10 Jun 2021, 20:13,
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these ppl are kinda not Congolese. Cambodians? landmines, eh?as a student I had a medal I wore on a jacket, that got stolen in the South Seas years later, unrelated, that I got for something when I was a teen, with a crown on it, etc. anyway, I was out drinking with some mates when this one guy asked what's the medal all about. I told him that my aunt was Queen Beatrix of Belgium and I got it for my 18th birthday and other fun facts,
guy suddenly starts giving me shit about Zaire and how my ancestors cut people's hands off and stuff. other bigger guy steps in and puts the enraged fellow in his place.
good toimes.
(guy suddenly starts giving me shit about Zaire and how my ancestors cut people's hands off and stuff. other bigger guy steps in and puts the enraged fellow in his place.
good toimes.
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 8 Jun 2021, 22:23,
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Yes...Cambodians.
But if leopold was alive he'd not discriminate on who loses a hand or two. Unless it was him that is.
(But if leopold was alive he'd not discriminate on who loses a hand or two. Unless it was him that is.
squid head,
Tue 8 Jun 2021, 23:34,
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