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I just copped that speed test thing on the frontpage..

But couldn't get it working.
Then I remembered that I wrote one years back.
You need cookies and all that on btw.

Also, I'm up to user 796 on the b3ta members profile list. If someone else has already done this tell me now so I can stop! :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

Is this quick?

Connection speed = 123456789 KBits/sec (12345678.90 KBytes/sec )
what's the b3ta profiles member page?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

Dunno

Connection speed = 20,343,200 KBits/sec (2,483.30 KBytes/sec )

thought I could only get half that. Woo.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

I hate to be mr pedantic

but never get speed mixed up with bandwidth.

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with tapes."

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

Tis true...

The speed shown there is the transfer at that moment between your browser and my server. It will change slightly every time. But not by too much I reckon. Will depend on how much pron yer downloading at the same time too :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

har, you're hosted at Globix

I used to work for them.

They have a good network.

*proud*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

Globix are great

excpet when the machines fuck up and we have to manually restart em. Then we need to wait about a day to get into the building. Which aint fun really.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

you need a remote finger

so what does this script actually *do* to get the bandwidth? Surely not measuring latency?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

Sends data to your browser and waits for the response..

That's about it.. Nothing clever really.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

hmm

it's people like you wot give people like me a hard time :-)

"but this guy's webpage says my bandwidth is only 30k"

o well, they'll never stop phoning until I change careers.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

Globix

they're just round the corner at companies house aren't they?

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

yes

depending on where you are...

I always thought they sounded a little bit like a breakfast cereal. Kind of Reddy-Brek & Weetabix combined.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

heh

now you come to mention it yup.

nice building though, beats the prison I work in.. =)

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

Shame they only have 2.5 floors now

Where is your prison?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

hah, mr badger

we both well know the globix network is run on spaghetti, cheese and really really bad american corporate mantras.

You're posting a lot at the moment. Jobless?

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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)

hmmm

i 'only' manage to get this:

Internet Connection =
Connection speed = 4,526,362 KBits/sec (552.53 KBytes/sec )

do you work at internet house or something ?

phil. :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

will have the members list up

tomorrow.

It would have been a lot easier just to ask Cal, but hey, fuck it. :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

But if you know their name

you can just go there. Or have I missed the point?
www.b3ta.com/board/profile/hugo_rune

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

Oh yes, of course!

I'm just trying to waste my day!
Fucking bored of work already you see? :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

Gotcha

I knew there had to be a good reason for it.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha...

Connection speed = 12,714,500 KBits/sec (1,552.06 KBytes/sec )

[edit] not quick enough... in more ways than one.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

i'm on one of the fastest

network connections in the country and it told me I was on the equivalent of cable. It's not the most accurate thing in the world

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huggybear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

That's all I coded in at the time..

And I'm not gonna change it now :)

Anyhow, the browser is the one that does the telling, so it could be your browser that's doing the dirty :)

/excuse

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

What is it?

This mysterious members profile list?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

someone asked earlier for a list of members with links to thier

profiles so I wrote a scriptie that goes and finds em and creates a nice listy.

Hammering b3ta though :) (900 now :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

Ooh

I'll have to confuse that with my amiga browsers when I get home :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

Tis amiga compatible I think....

but if it's not? Neener neener!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

Yes

but I want to see if it can figure out whether I have flash and javascript and stuff.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

so I managed to get in there

before you give up.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

i just got a bunch of guff

telling me my machine's rubbisher than it is

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

easter egg :)

Cant remember why i wrote it now..
And cant read the code either - its rubbish.
So tough. :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

it told me i need javascript

wot i have

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

I seem to have my stupid head on today.

I thought it told me my 'internet connection = ian.

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

bloody hell

at least you can't see what i'm wearing*

*or can you?

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

Baby Knievel

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Natt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

There is some

quality gubbins on the board today.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

mr. bovine, sir

you know how you did a pixelly koit for his webpage? any chance of a pixelly lumpbucket for mine? I don't need rollovers or owt :)

reference material

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

No problem,

but you know how reliable I can be.
I promise you it will be done...at some point...if your lucky.
Serioulsy I will do it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

look at that!

That's an OLD SKOOL b3ta bash, that is. Labels and socks and markerpens...

/pointless nostalgia

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

*sigh*

you look like you all had such fun.
Ah me...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

never

a truer word spoke

(fine grasp of the english language)

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

So true,

Its been a cracking world of B3ta today. I swear I'm going to get the sack because of it. Ah well.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

most cool

very nice

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

Thats

just nutty

(thediscokingpin, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

Podhopper race - scene 1

Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Hehe..

looks better than the film

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

heheheh

hehehe :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

fuck me

these are good.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

quite.

they rule (the anims and the creators)
/brown nosing

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

hello : )

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

allo mrs..

hows tricks? ;)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

: )

hehe fine - cept my boss gave me a list of sites that are coming up too often in the logs... *surprise surprise* do i take this as a verbal warning? he said, how much time do you spend doing non work related things... i said it depends on the day.

evasion...

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

Kick him in the office!

did you mention all the pron he's got on his machine???????? :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

no i was tempted though

i think that might be an error...

niall has just been for a fag :(

*gnashes teeth*

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

You still aint had one?

I've been in to Bruce just for the secondary smoke.. :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

have you had a cigarette?

well have you?

hehe

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

this just HAS to be a spazz page

*checks*
Nope, oh well it must be really strong deja vu then.
I really do swear you've had that convo before.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

no it was just deja vu i think

oh well, at least now i'll know for next time.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

no you could be right

hugo and i do seem to have had a somewhat cyclical relationship :)

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

Hoo!

I wish I had a Star Wars themed Woo Yay to give you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

Feel free

to share mine

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

this excessive Star Wars worship

on b3ta is beginning to get really quite tedious (to me anyway).

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

makes a break from kittens though

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hal9000 sme, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

no it doesn't.

In my most humble opineyon.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

surely

a bastardisation of the two is now in order

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

I like these ones,

they are funny and make me laugh.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

i dont know why and i know you aren't

but that sounded so 6 year old...
ace

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hal9000 sme, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

it's NOT excessive Star Wars Worship

It's excessive Space Hopper Worship.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

Left or right.

Which way are thet going?
I'm confoozed.

(Blackrock, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

Just pick a direction

and stick with it.

They're heading to the right in the movie grab.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

It's no good

I can't decide!

(Blackrock, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

wow

those are some fast hoppers.

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

fucking

brilliant

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

If you're not quick

someone'll beat you to some of the crucial scenes you know
hmmm.... searches for Death Star pics....

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

That's ok

We contacted Lucas and bought all the rights to display StarWars spacehopper images.

Our crack team of lawyers will remove any non-official StarWars pics from the board*.

Bandwagon jumping is more than welcome. We've done most of the memorable scenes we could think of (time permitting). Doubling up is cool though.

*completely untrue.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

the best thing i have ever seen

next to breasts

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

surely

the best thing next to breasts is my knees ?
*starts running*

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

hmm

they're not next to breasts...

(verybadjokelurker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

and

front bottoms

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hal9000 sme, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

If you painted breasts orange

and put a funny face on them, the surely it would be double good!

(Blackrock, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

mmmmm

always wanted to shag and umpa lumpa

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

The best thing...

The best thing next to breasts is my hands ;)

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dr_fonz, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

*FACT*

the best word ever is BRUMSKI !
(Roll the r)

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

still say knees...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

houpla!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

Lesbian Mentallist Cat says

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

Interesting

That cat appears to be male... How come he gets to be a lesbian?

I wanna be a lesbian too!!

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heyrudi has just found this setting, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

FIle not found...

Custom 404 error page

Spot the difference :)

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dr_fonz, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

I'm at work*

so I'm not going to click the "CUNT" button.

*But I'm not working!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

yay i love...

cnut : )

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buckets, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

CNUT

was the first thing I noticed but didn't take it in

Edit/ WHY did I click the cunt button? WHY?

oohhhh pr0n, Karas playground

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

But whatever you do

don't press it!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

I just did

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

toldja

not to

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

I never listen

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

I said

TOLDJA NOT TO!!!!

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

i did too

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

Twat

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

cunt

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

help with the war effort

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hal9000 sme, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

every effort helps...

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

small cats

snigger

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hal9000 sme, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Shark Kent

sorry

Goose Wayne

(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Linky no worky

you mean www.b3ta.com/board/627066

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

ta
changed it now

(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

You missed out the

"board" bit...

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

fuck fuck fuck

(!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

THREADJACK!!

Can anyone enlighten me as to where the complete list of B3TA songs is?

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Is this it?

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

That's the one

chappie, cheers me ole' mucker

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4838 Let the man go through, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

very nice

here, have a spazz
www.b3ta.com/board/586720

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

Sorry...

...sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...etc.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

Yay

for the devils advocaat!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

*clink*

ahhhh

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

god I used to love snowballs

my mum used to make them for me at crimbo when I was 10......thats not bad parenting is it?

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

That

explains alot love

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

oi, you don't know me.

.......would you like to?

nudge nudge wink wink.

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

Think

I might know enough

/snigger at mean rebuke

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

waaaaaaaaa

i'm quite normal you know.

and well hung.....damn....hush my foul mouth.

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

mine did too

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

That explains even more

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

hmmmm

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Fucksocks...

...well, think of mine as an 'homage' to yours then.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

no sir

think of mine as a bit poo, and yours nicely done :)

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

hooorah

'tis v. funny

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

just seeing the head

i thought it was Max Headroom at first.
Nice Punnage

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

Max

is being tipped for a revival isn't he ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

I watched 'National Lampoons Senior Trip' last night...

...(bored, up late, ITV etc.)

Matt Frewer played the headmaster in it. Made me laugh!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

seems he got a bit typecast then

;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

Have a bottle...

I have a bottle of the stuff sitting on my desk. It's been there for 3 years. Does it go off? If not I'll crack it open in celebration :)

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dr_fonz, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

I'm sure you'll be fine...

...honest?

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

it does

i think it has egg in it?

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

Well

egg yolk to be precise

WARNING: on no account should you ever attempt to create your own Advocaat, the results will be vile and probably contain salmonella

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

fan

tastic !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Perfect!!

That's the way to do it

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xian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

WHAT IS THY BIDDING MY MASTER?

{rasp} {rasp} {rasp}

Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

evil hopper

looks like fun. Imagine the sound fx on one of them bad boys.

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

Woohoo

yayay! Bouncy bouncy

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

ridiculous

woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

I'm looking forward

to the rest of these.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

i like pics that are in a "series"

they are good :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

So do,

Who did the ones about that Giant Squirrel, they were great.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

I haven't seen those

I'm intrested to see them if anyone has a linky :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

I can't remember who was

responsible, they were Sepia toned.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

the tales of the giant squirrel in the wild west

they were.
starting here www.b3ta.com/board/84002 the pics aren't up any longer though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

But

who did them?
Who?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

they looked like this

www.b3ta.com/board/96999

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

I see

I approved then.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

here's the lot

christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel1.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel2.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel3.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel4.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel5.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel6.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel7.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel8.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel9.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel10.jpg
christophaloph.netfirms.com/squirrel11.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

Fnord

If b3ta was a dungeon,
you would be dungeon master.
thanks :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

and if B3ta was a dungeon

you'd be on the rack.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

eep!

/runs

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

You star,

You shining, lovely, many pointed heavenly body.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

well it is rather nippy today

so i've got a couple of extra points.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

That squirrel looks suspiciously

like a prairie dog.

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Artamnesia, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

It was a fellow

called chistopopulos or something. Not seen hime around for a while. I used to have them all but lost them when IT formatted my hard drive.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

I can't remember

but they might have had the word "pete" in their name. Or not.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

wasn't that

Fat Boab?

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

this is a very nice squirrel pic though www.b3ta.com/board/191222

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

woo! nice one...

good avvo one and all...
i just like to say bob the dinosaur is a dangerous man - but lovely nonetheless.. oh and tom and phil are lightweight wussies : )

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

hello U!

how you doing:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

i want a cigarette

other than that - pretty groovy!

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

well have one then you silly girl!

or have you quit?

Im doing OK, although i put my suit on this morning and it touches where it fits!! - too much beer & choccies:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

quitting

trying to :)

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popt_art, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

love the evil space hopper

Woo Ray

(angrybernard, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Post more!

or I'll have to do some work.

(Blackrock, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

Relax and turn the monitor away from the door

More are coming soon to a board near you.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

£20

for the deeley boppers

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Best

thing I've seen here this year...

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

wicked

and good at the same time

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

woo/yay

thats great!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

The greastest film of all time!

Has anyone seen a Hong Kong film called "Shaolin Soccer" otherwise known as "Kung Fu Soccer"? It's the greatest film ever made, even better than "Escape to Victory".

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Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Nothing is better than Escape to Victory

you big turnip.

Pele: "I wanna play"
Other Guy: "But you've got three broken ribs"
Pele: I wanna play"

Pele overhead kick back of the net.
woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

Being in Ipswich

you would like that film wouldn't you.

Please tell I have got it right about where you live...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

I don't technically live in Ipswich

but that's close enough.
I'm not from round here though.
It's still an excellent film.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

it's like when munkt0n changed his name to

"not mnb098mnb's real name from where mnb098mnb lives".

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Not quite like that ;)

And stop spreading my "real life name" about you young shippersnapper! :p

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

i was impressed

i was the first to guess he was pretending not to be you

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

Bananamans real name is

Aubrey Tinklesnip.
And Fnords is Joey Tissue.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

there's an

idea for a photoshop challenge...

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

I can't believe they used

players from Ipswatch.... how crap.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

they were UEFA Cup Winners

at the time.
and i dont want to be dragged into talking about silly football again!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

I think we can lay

some of the blame on crap directing and editing too.

And don't forget Sly.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

who famously said to Pele

"I bet you £10,000 that if you take ten penalties, I will save at least one"

.....Sly handed over the £10,000

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

They should have

given Uncle Bobby a part. Elderly confused commendant, for instance.

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Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

oi!

watch it.

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

crap repost

/coat

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

I've heard about it, but never found an english version!

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

I saw the end of it...

in Spain, and in Spanish. Didn't understand a word of it, but I still recognised it as a masterpiece.

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Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

hmmmmmm

I'm thinking a search on kazaa is called for!
/edit lots of copies on kazaa, now just to find an english one!

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

it's being released

here later in the year, isn't it? Or so I heard.

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amygdala, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

yip!

www.upcomingmovies.com/shaolinsoccer.html

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

yay!

I was right!

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amygdala, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

Sorry.

I've just got over-excited, and will need to go away for a bit to calm down.
Woo and yay.

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Geordie Al, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

Freed hock

on a similar note has anyone seen the Director's Cut of Almost Famous dvd with the silent air guitar to Stairway To Heaven scene?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Speaking of marshall art sports

theres an Atari 7800 game called "Ninja Golf". It starts off like a normal golf videogame, but after you've taken your shots, you have to walk to where the golf ball landed, battling ninjas in a kung-fu fighting sub-game.

Its completely daft, but utterly brilliant. Download the ROM image for emulators here.

I think this would make a fantastic flash game :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

yay I just bought that

in Japan

It's label was "Shaorin Soccer" there though.

Funny Japanese people with their r/l problems.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

Trooper: These are not the droids we are looking for...

Ben: (To Luke) Hop along.
Troopers: Hop along. Hop along.
Biggie

Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

hahah

you two are mad. this will take forever :¬)

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

very good

(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Huzzah

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

just

brilliant.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

nice

anim effects :) hoo way groupla !

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

tense

(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

ass

i forgot to put it on loop

(kitten vice, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

liked it, but everyone else seems to be focusing on starwars on spacehoppers. Yoo/Way etc.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Me and my housemates have finally finished our mammoth task...

involving blood, sweat, tears, beer, 15 tubes of super glue, beer, UHU glue, beer, and four months of hard work this is me sitting on the fruits of our labour :)

The Beer Throne

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

old housemates of mine

had a whole bar made out of tennants super cans.

took up half the room.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

Did they actually drink the stuff themselves

or just collect the empties from local winos?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

i believe they drank it themselves

it was done before i moved in.

they also spray painted a shop dummy and added 'futuristic tubing' and stuff and she was the barmaid

nothing as good as being able to sit down on them though. this was just sticky tape and blutack i think.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

My first

student house had a pyramid of bog rolls on the cistern.

strangely disappeared the first time someone's parents visited.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Just brilliant.

I take it no women live there? If they do, that will suddenly disappear when you are out :)

If all blokes live there, it will be treasured forever :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

there is one woman

but it doesnt matter, she moved in when the project was well underway and its now too big to fit through the door! And if she did remove it we would have to kill her

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Actually

what am i saying? look at the state of that place, obviously the woman who lives there has no say on the decor or level of tidiness. That pic, even without the beer thrown, just shouts "men live here". :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

The weights casually thrown in there

are a nice touch. "We're not just a bunch of slobs, y'know".

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

noticed that too

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

I happen

to think its great...but I would want to spray it silver or pink or sommat....trez girly

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

wooo!

may it seat you well!

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whizzbang, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

is it not

smelly ?

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pemulis, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

have you got shots in progress?

you could do a how to make your own one webpage :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

nice job!

is it a komode style ? that would rule, I suppose you could just piss into the empty cans. yummy !

(JBoom, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

are you

a bloody student?

I wish I still was :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

Im not but...

i have the perfect life, my housemates are, i have a ;)legit NUS card, and i have a job! :D
woooo like a student with money and no work :)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

god

i wish I was a student again.....I want to build stuff out of crap (feeling all nostalgic)

(Squishie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

That's fantastic

Have my 400th post out of admiration.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

that is superb

I used to have a beer pyramid...but due to no adhesion, it was always being kicked over.... usually when drunk.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

That's lovely dear.

Well done.

/patronising female

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

Heh-heh

you're funny. I laughed.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

Youre all too kind

i love you all... *weeps with happiness*

We have a few left over so we've decided to make a small table to go with the chair, you can see the layout at the bottom right of the pic

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

you are a hero to all men

This is what we weren't meant to do with our spare time.... not poncing around Ikea, looking for nice lampshades.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

I'm not dissing you

but that is truly sad.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

and looks

more than a little uncomfortable...

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Hats of the *past*...

In the past, before miniaturisation technologies took hold, hats were so big they had to be carried on donkey-carts...

yuk yuk... want it big? didnt think so.....

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dr_fonz, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!

That's rather alright that is.
:)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)

as I now work in london I think I should buy a bowler hat

what do you think?

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

you mean you didn't get your standard issue?

You'd better send a telegram to the Finchley Bureau of Cranial Haberdashery.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

I got my cane

but no hat

golly gosh, that has royaly ticked me off.

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M@rkoni, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

Interesting filename

was with great trepidation that I clicked on the biggy link.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

Not a lot of people know there was an assassination attempt by peashooter on the Queen in 1952.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

how sweet

hehehe

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

they'll never get her milky wee!

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

tee

hee - linky anywhere ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

my eyes/monitor

don't work - can you make it more larger in size?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

hahaha

lovely little squinty detail.

"You have pretty skin. Give it to us."

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

giggle

tastic

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

May the spork be with you

Apologies to Bovine

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mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

Right,

I'm off for coffee!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)

Why, what did I do?

Oh, I forgot, changed the name... :-D

George Lucas' latest spork-tacular...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

stop

winding up nitro...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

But don't you know?? There *is* no spork.

OK OK its a rush job, my boss is watching me!!

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dr_fonz, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

quick work :)

*nope, not reposting*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Who is she trying to kid?

...we all know she's not a real blonde.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

fake tan too

is ANYTHING real?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

I'm pretty sure

the lighting's really bluish... to enhance the tan.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

would.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

yay

for getty images + tanning search :)

Woo shoppery too :)

arg - last repost today I promise

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

Death from below...

clicky

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WD-39, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Ummm...

wheres the "attack"?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

I'm

lead to believe that the end cuts off on PCs....works on a Mac, sorry to all PC users.

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WD-39, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

sorry to PC users

.....how rare :)

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

lumpbucket's using a

VIC 20.
;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Nope. Theres no ethernet card for the VIC-20

unlike the c64, which can serve a realtime audio stream from its cassette player (on a stock 64k machine :)

Anyway, at home I use an Amiga, at work I use a PC. Although I do own 3 C64s, and a VIC-20 (with 8K rampack :) and a whole bunch of other machines.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

all hail

the geekmaster

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huggybear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

ithankyew

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

it just rubbed its beak against someone's trouser leg

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

GOOD GOD MAN

Isn't that enough??

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

It's

a bit of an anti-climax, but what isn't these days.....*sigh*

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WD-39, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

The Phillipa Forrester

2003 calendar?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

Is there one?

Tell me there is.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

considering she hosts

a religious discussion show.... do you really think there is?

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

This

particular presentation I am not currently aware of. I'm off to my local HMV to familiarise myself with that product.

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WD-39, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

*drool*

....if only.
I love her

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

robot wars is all well and good

but she mings on the heaven and earth show.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

but I don't watch that

so i can ignore it.
she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

those few simple words

sent many b3tans into alert mode.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

Sorry to blow all your dreams

but I don't think it exists.
Believe me I feel the same as you about this predicament.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

I could make one

I have some beach shots of her from the Eclipse weekend thing in 1999

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

Go for it

she's gone ugly these days. Older photos would be very fine.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

No she has not,

she has gained womanly experience.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

and larger

norks

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

this was before she had her baby

(actually it just about fits that the baby was conceived around that time - does it look like Michael Buerke at all)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

Email me

the pictures and I will do one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

not quite that simple

it's more of a video.
I never really thought anyone would be interested in a video of Phil on a beach in a bikini though...
I'll dig it out and take some snapshots fairly soon ish (before Feb)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

no need

JUST SEND THE VIDEO!!!
*dribble*

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

Didn't think

anyone'd be interested..?

and there was I thinking you'd around on this interweb thing for a while...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

The whatsernet?

Oh! ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

LIES!!! LIES!!!

There is no such calendar. That's it. *reboot into sulk OS*

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WD-39, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

I used to own a parrot and one thing they DONT do is

"rub". The evil little mothers sink their beak into your leg using all 28 pounds per square inch of pressure.

It's not fun let me tell you.

Another thing: You soon get used to being EXTREMELY careful when leaving the shower. Need I paint a picture? :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

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