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I was alarmed, yet fascinated

to find them enacting Macbeth at the bottom of the garden.

Full credit to Our Lady of the Sentient Norks (aka missing) for the idea.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

Now that

has brightened my day up no end!

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robh, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

Nice

I've got a colony of ants at the bottom of my garden re-enacting War & Peace. They've been going for a few days now

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

Thats nothing,

I've got a load of Badgers doing 'No sex PLease Were British', the actings good but the sets are crap.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

ha.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

brrr brrr

brrr brrr
"Hello, Metropolitan Police?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a pun"

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Blimey,

so I did, I'm punning without realising it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

"When shall we three meet again?"

"how about next tuesday? next uesday good for you?"
"Nah, can't mate, gotta go to the gym"

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

funny,

bunny, toil and punny

found imageready - yay :)

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

thats great:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

wow

excellent stuff on the board today :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

oh yes. witchy wabbits

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

Have you

given them speed?

(cattleprod, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

Ooooooooooh

I'm so glad I didn't spoil that by looking this morning.

Many many woos, yays, houplas for doing the concept more than justice.

Thank you!

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

I'm pleased

You like it!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

Absolutely

love it.

Grinning like a fool I am.

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missing, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

They're

splendid.

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CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

as mad

as a yard of rhubarb

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

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CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

kinell Tommy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

i like it plenty :)

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

l....o......v...e... that!
*FACT*

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

aaarrgghh...wasps!

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

yup?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

I don't whether

to woo or run away and hide so...

*runs away and hides*

Woo!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

That's great

but I think someone round here is going to be very very upset...

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

woo

yay

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

freak

c'est chic!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

Woo and Yay..

Love it!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

rrrrrrrrrrrr

i'm a tiger!!

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Huw, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

looks like

he needs the heimlich maneuver

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

woo!

that's majick!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

woo!

I like that a lot.

I think I may have used that same mouth:
www.b3ta.com/board/379032

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

i've received a warning from blueyonder security

that if i don't remove my ePiLePsY page, it will be removed... so last chance to spazz it!

WARNING! don't click if you suffer from epilepsy

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Hey.

Want me to host it?

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dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

yeah - that'd be great

wcan i email you the .swf and the HTML page? need your address...

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

dogbomb

at dogbomb.co.uk

Feel free to email whatever you need :)

Let me know where you'd like it too. dogbomb.co.uk/epilepsy/

or

epilepsy.dogbomb.co.uk/

or something?

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dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

cool

thanks for that.

whatever address is easiest...

if you could just mail me back with a link so i can add it to my site that'd be perfect.

on it's way

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

why?

what is the problem with it?

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

Why did they say they wanted you to remove it?

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

they didn't say why

just that it "contravenes our acceptable use policy".

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spassmonkey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

frickin class

thats just made me evacuate my bowels
we should have it on 100ft screens and take it into war, like monty pythons worlds funniest joke

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

why have they askec you to remove it?

Unnngghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

mustn't swollow tounge...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

that

is good!

DAMN!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

Hang on...

The word epilepsy appears to have burned onto my retinas.

(Rabbers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

bloody hell

thats fucked my eyes up
the screen looks like its got a refresh rate of about 30

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

totally randomly but

where can you animate in photoshop?

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

You can't

You have to use ImageReady which comes with Photoshop 6 and above (I think).
SILLY CHICKEN ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Its

5.5 and above axe julie.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

i was close

but just not good enough :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Anyone

know if you can do animated gifs in Illustrator 9?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

i shall

'ave a look for that..

maybe ill just get fireworks at work as well..

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

hahaha

i love back to the future.
woo! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

I had to choose between watching that

and Weird Science on Tuesday. I went for Weird Science.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

Hello McFly!

i'm banging you on the head

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

damn you

you know i can't resist posting this, especially when you put it in capitals

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

Behold

Loris Boy

[Edit: am I going against the grain by actually posting an image? ;)]

(cattleprod, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

Brilliant!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

From what I can gather,

this game is all about filming someone in the bath while they are unaware of your presence!

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dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

Blimey

you are Mr Linky today. If I was being an arse I'd suggest you put them all in the same thread, but that would just be too picky.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

Haha.

You can if you want... I was just posting them as I found them ;)

I think I'm finished now!

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dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

shame

they're all cool and helping me through this afternoon

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

well said

I was going to say the same thing.
but got distracted by drandquinchs knickers

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

I'm trying to keep out of that

conversation. I fear where it may be heading.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

that is just

odd

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

The Blair Porn 7-day amnesty

must end prematurely.

You can read all about it (and see the lastest NSFW image) here:
www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/tony_blair_5.asp

Or you can just see the NSFW image by clicking here:
www.bloggerheads.com/images/blairpornfist.gif

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

eep.

with a helping of
ack.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

Was that you

on the news? NICE ONE!!!

(edit: bring that banner along to the march on 15th Feb)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)

I'll be there

Probably with some even tastier ones...

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

I'll keep an eye out,

see you there!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

Sheesh...

look at him go...

(frithy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

its

sfw for me :)

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

errr there's a bit of pornypops

on the page.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

what's a

pornypop?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Its like a

Coco Pop but saltier.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

crap joke, crap picture,

but if I dont post it, my lunch hour was wasted.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

*thinks hard*

starts to laugh

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

leave poor Ali alone!

Also, please ignore this laugh
HAHAHAHAHA

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

But

will he shake their hands afterwards?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

nah.

they'll just stand there and shake their own.

/hell

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Huw, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

now that is funny.

stifling giggles.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

It was almost

too tempting to put a punchline in, but I knew I'd be robbing someone else of the opportunity.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

Pfft! Is funny.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

hahahaaa.

that's not funny

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

didnt say it was

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Is poop really always funny?

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

Yes.

Yes it is

/repost

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

hee

hee! you're right!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

Hitler Poo?

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

Shitler

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

yay

baz gets it!
(or saw the image title)

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

Is there a

prize?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

yes. Poetry in motion:

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

Hurrah! It's the most famous poo

IN THE WORLD!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

no.

i have never found it so.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

you know it is

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

Beckham anyone?

www.orange-today.co.uk/news/story/sm_742626.html

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

A self satisfying...

...killing spree never really hurt anyone did it? Try head shots, chest shots and leg shots for maximum discomfort!

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dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

kill kill

kill etc

woo

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

carnage!

with a sniper rifle - goood!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

Having mastered many other extreme sports

Harry turned his hand to the challenge of extreme ironing

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

Yes yes yes!

Sooo wooooo. More extreeeeem animals!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

i like this

wwooooo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)

Vader loved his new money-box

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WD-39, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Hehehe

I had one of those skeleton in a coffin money boxes in the seventies. Thanks for the mammories mate!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

ooh

great minds think alinke as my mum would say

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

and again!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

we're just

too good

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

wow

he's got two right hands.

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shindig, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

and

your point is?

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WD-39, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

None really,

although there is apparently a corellation between disfigurements and maniacal aspirations of universal domination. Hitler only had one ball, or so the song goes. The other is in the Albert Hall......

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shindig, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

is actually his left hand that I flipped. Try as I might, and as good as it is, google let me down with searches for "emperor palpatine's right hand upturned so I could fit some coins in it for a money box animation for b3ta"

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WD-39, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

heheheheheh

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

heehee

reminds me of the Coffin Bank I had as a kid.

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

mind..

..piss

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

i love your star wars

stuff. its fantastico.

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

Why

thank you. I have no other ideas though really

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WD-39, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

whrrrr....clunk

whrrr...yay!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)

Crap gag for the day

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robh, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

The old

ones are the best and that is why i do voluntary work in a nursing home. (woof woof)

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

he he

good one.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

Fucking hell

I remember hearing that joke in high school!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

First one...... Any Good??

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

I don't get it.

Is it because I is 102?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

It's a cunning juxtaposition

of two films: "American History X" and xXx. See?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

oh.

*pretends to understand and looks out the window*

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)

There, there dear..

..come back inside with your friends where it's warm. You're due your medicine aren't you?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

Stop

drooling.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

No, no good at all

Go away :oP

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

yeah

is it yours? I took a look at whitebarn.co.uk yesterday. it's full of 'borrowed' p'tatochops

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

xXx

Yup took me bloody ages to do cause the fuckin fone kept ringing!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

I have no idea why...

But this japanese thing really amused me for a few seconds.

GUTS!

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dogbomb, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

bwahahaaa

that's funny. cheered me up whilst my boss is on the other side of the room taking the credit for my work.

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

I love it when they do that!

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)

someone just said to him

"yeah i'm really impressed, you've done a good job".

he just smiled and nodded at them.

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

Someone e-mailed about 15 people, including myself,

something that "he" had created (request form thing). I took great pleasure in telling him, and the fifteen others, that the form was in fact designed by me. I did not get a response.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

what a b'stard

makes your blood boil sometimes dunnit

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

Reminds

me of a seen out of The Thing

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Choice, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Every time you

look in the mirror. It must remind you of a scene out the 'Thing'.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)

I'm scared now

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

Weirdo

tardblog

quite evil, but very funny

(guinea, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

Perfectly

wonderful. Guts for all.

(frithy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

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Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

re-cycle...

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

fucksocks!

Spatchcock!

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Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

that's

just silly. Well done.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

where did the daddy/chips thing

come from?

i miss so much..

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)

its an advert

on telly

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

itsd that shit mccain chips advert

with the wee lassy deciding between daddy or chips. if you dont live in the uk then it will be pointless me explainng

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)

except to say

"Which do you prefer? Daddy or chips?"

But it has nothing to do with eating the former.

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

hehe

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

i do live in the uk and you've explained perfectly

thanking you

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

come on fool! it's samba time

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)

HAHAHHAHAAH

BA MARACAS, hehehheheheheh

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

whee!

that's fantastic!
(but make the white bits go away you lazy sod)

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

I dunno how!

they're not there in photoshop!
aha! got 'em..

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

yay!

perfect now!
woooo!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)

You could start a fire

rubbing them together

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA!

that is top! fantastic punnage

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

Thats

the best thing I've seen all day.

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Gran! I've cut my finger!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

that's

quite disturbing!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

good

god!

(que, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:28, archived)

i dont know why

but that makes me feel queazy

(hazey, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

Aww

buy your pocket Granny for those everyday booboos - today only £19.99!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

Does she come with a saliva moistened handkerchief?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

Mmmm...

granny-juice!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)

Yes,

and the same bag of "travel sweets" with paper and fluff all stuck to them since you were 5

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)

Jeeeeessssuus!

What the hell is going on there??!

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)

i'm afraid to know

what that granny was originally doing.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

pucker up!

looks like granny has a dogs anus for a mouth

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

this is *my* cut finger...

dontcha look if ya squeemish!!

----- ouch.

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

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