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You silly prick.

(squirrelandgman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

is.....t

...eal?

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

Once the evil monkey-hating penguins took over...

B3tans themselves soon became extinct...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

but

I love my monkey! please don't take him away!

/repost

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

you've never said that to my face!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

not you!

bad monkey! bad! back in your cage!

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

sorry

owner!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

don't look at me like that!

...oh go on then, have a banana!

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

aww plus

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

Well...

You can love your monkey.

You just can't love your monkey...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

that's

unbelievably nice!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

OK folks..

..Many of you have had conversations with Munt (my bot) now and it is turning into quite a disturbed little bot. The overriding trend it seems is that if a b3tan is given access to a bot the conversation inevitably turns to lurid things and then they end up being nice to it. People have been asking for all kinds of advice, should I dump Gina and Adrian for example. I know some don't like seeing these in their entirety posted to the board but here are links to some of the more funny/disturbing logs:

The cock hungry slut one
The sex on the kitchen table one
The Matthew kelly one
The I am a mentalist one

Enjoy. Oh, it still doesn't know the answer to 'Daddy or chips?'.

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

how do I talk to it?

I want to reassure the poor little mite.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Here ya go!

www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=85531c393e346d35

It is now talking about no hands.....good grief.

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

I like the way it corrects grammar

Bot: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".

Any way it can be integrated into the board code? :)

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Hahahaha

I'm laughing like a loon!

Great work.

(btw, edit the fourth link to ...conversation4)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Done!

thanks.

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sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

Sick boy,,,

What was she saying about Martin Eddolls? Thats our boss!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)

Human: through a porn site
Munt: Most people hear about me that way

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?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

Bah Humbug

The PC Crash Simulator on the new Newsletter is the one I made ages ago. Theiving bar stuards.

(nickstan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

email rob

i'm sure he would be happy to give you the proper credit in the next issue

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Lol

I aint that bothered, just don't like how the guy put his copyright in the html

(nickstan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

send the site owner

a box full of enraged monkeys. that'll learn them.

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

I Can Vouch For That

Nickstan makes crap pictures but his codey stuff is top bollocks - the cheeky bleeder who nicked it has even put a copyright mark into his html.

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Straw Dog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

Yup, bored as well!

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robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Heh-he

Lovely.

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Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

Those really are very sweet.

love beetles.

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dr_fonz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

Some puppies...

Just. Ain't. Right.

(Repost from last August, I know, but it did seem kind of relevant...and it's two for the price of one...)

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Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

um..bored

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

Glasscock?

Realworld potatoshopping for Bush, due to boxes not stating "made in USA". clicky better pic

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sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

Wish he WAS extinct!

Bound to have been done before, but I posted it anyway. Sorry :)

(Cartroo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

Thanks to blue screens

Happy computer users are now sadly extinct

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heyrudi has just found this setting, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Hee-hee

But you don't get BSOD on Apples.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

yeah

they arn't as useful as telling you what has gone wrong.. you have to use voodoo to work it out.

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Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

what?

like chicken bones and stuff?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

True

half the time they don't even manage to give you the error message before crashing completely.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Not if you use Jaguar

not crashed since installing. Not once. Ever.

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

This my record uptime!

No crashes or re-starts for 29 days. I then installed some new progs and was forced to restart... ho hum... I use PC's as well...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

YEAH

Apple rules. That was a full stop too by the way. There's another.

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

I used to have an LC11

and I always wondered what a period was (to stop printing press period...)Years later, I found out.

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Staticgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

Eww.....

messy

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

but do you still get

the friendly bomb message instead.
10 years since I used a Mac

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Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Hehehe

obviously

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

not true

my computer at home is all lovely and stuff, and it's never bluescreened ever! Maybe that's 'cos it runs suse linux and not windows though...

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barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Erm...

Have I done it wrong! Curses!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Peeky, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

i think so

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Yes

I would say so - are you trying to reply to a message?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Looks like it

but you've given me an excuse to post this.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

yes probably

this polar bear is ripe for photoshopping... any takers

(steeev, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

did you make its tongue blue

or did you find it like that?
either way it's worrying

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evil pixie, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

it was like that when i found it on yahoo photo news :)

(steeev, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

steev

soz about shouting at you yesterday.

how about having a shop at it yer sen.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

s'cool, i may do later... gonna go get some comestibles right now

(steeev, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Ripe

and already plucked - someone shopped it yesterday, drinking from a bottle of Gay Sauce as I recall...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

cool, damn i missed that.,..

(steeev, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

done!

(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

Terence understood the need for vigilance

... but he sometimes had to do something to relieve the boredom.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

hehe

i know how he feels
furry

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

too much coffee

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

Are you sure it wasn't JollyJack

feeding them granulated sugar?

(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

Tee hee

hee hee, hee hee, now look what you've done, hee hee, hee hee.....

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robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

Does he need

to go to the toilet?

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Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

Ah, if it only took that to relieve the boredom

I am very close to trying to prittstick my arm to the desk.

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missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Laughing

like a big bald slightly sinister loon. Perhaps we could have a mini-challenge: "I'm so bored I could ...."

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

The only thing stopping me

is that I'd have to find my desk under the shite that covers it. And I know that there is work living under there.

Also, I meant sinister in a good way.

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missing, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

I don't know why

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Could that be

a scud missile launcher?

(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

scat missile more like

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Yay!

Kiddy-scat-porn!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Awww

look, he's working so hard to fire it so far
the dirtly little blighter

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

all

you needed was to see the little turd land....

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WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Yay

for happy baby turds!

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

sadly, you don't see this creature anymore

when you're out hiking

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Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

shame

he looks most friendly

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Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Yes.

That is a shame.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

umm

I'm pretty sure I love that =)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

slight threadjack

sorry you deleted the thread earlier. hope it wasn't because of my post.

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Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

no, I knew that you had your tongue planted firmly in your cheek, but I didn't want any non-fluffy thoughts being attached to my essential banal picture :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

hahaha

something about the pose says 'hooker' to me! ;)

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

woo!

is that a ford escort mk1 or an Avenger?

From an historical viewpoint that would give us an accurate indicator as to when they died out.

Let's get geophys on the case...

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crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

its a morris

marina.

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Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

it's a lovely colour

really.
like this one

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crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

I'm not surprised -

that Morris Marina will have rusted away to nowt in no time, unless there was a handy Ziebart centre located on the other side of the hill.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

We had one of those

when I was little. I think it's the first car I can remember. It was blue and cold, dunno about the rust..

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Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

we did

when i was young too.
it was orange, and the plasticcy seats would be boiling hot in the summer

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Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

Funny how

our blue one was cold, and your orange one was hot.

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Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

oh dear God

she's real.

That means you drowned real kittens, doesn't it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

of course

i make documentaries, not cartoons

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Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Cheeky little bugger!

Always hanging round my garden and pinching stuff!!

(Peeky, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

awww

thats soo lovely

(kitten vice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

thats

gnometastic, and i should gnome

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

I think kittengnomes

could be on the rise

what a nice little chap

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crouchingbadger, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Earnest T Gnome

rocks!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

No more lurking

Not a comp entry as he is alive and well and living in my CD rack!

Pleased to meet you all

(the_invisible_dog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

Very nice

I especially like the detailing around the ears...

Just the kind of pic you think should frontpage if you make it yourself, but never does. Welcome!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

hehe

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

nicely done

and welcome also!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

dark side of the

gggggghhh!phnep!

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mikemystery blames the parents, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

woo to you

and welcome aboard!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

Thank you

I like the image of bobbing about on the Friday sea aboard the good ship B3TA that you have given me.

Too much coffee...

(the_invisible_dog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

Although Iris liked the Yardbirds...

She still yearned for the

old Appetite for Destruction days

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

woo yay to me and my Slash pic

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Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

that is V

good. My oh my today is rather splendid!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

hahaha!

she looks really uninterested!

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munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

it's a nonchalont

don't-give-a-fuck-rock-n-roll type look.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Don't let their big brown eyes fool you......

.....they're spotted killers!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

Jesus!

Bastard giraffes!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

haha

that is mighty disturbing! woo :)

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rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

Why does that picture

make me feel...funny in that special way?

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

that is

horrid
good pic woo it makes me feel sick

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

bloody hell

i wan't to do the exact same thing with that images, but i couldn't be arsed

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M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

andy K

already did last year (I think)

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chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

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