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# G'wann, whatisitwhatisit?! (I)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# brilliant
beats my shoddy attempt into the ground
Woo Yay!
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# On apes line
late again
and probably done b4

massive if too subtle
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# 'Ow come John ain't got no fag?
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# cause
erm
cause
ermmmmmmm..........look a large bunny.......((((((^_^;)
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# you were reading my mind -
I was gonna do that one too, but....er, I couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# me neither really hence the 2 minute job i did
but pfft
and anway ill slink off japanese style again ((((((^_^;)
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I'd have come up with
exactly the same pic so w/y/h to the pair of us.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Subliminal concept




















(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# haha
that looks really strange in opera ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# It does that!
I'm thinking WTF (and opened it in IE to check :))
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# it does indeed!
and i like the filenames very much.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I see
you were trying to be fancy with my website ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)
# I had to use real red xs,
So I compromised cross browser compatibility for artistic integrity
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# have you looked at it in opera?
it's almost a furtive :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# ha ha
i see you weren't!

(sorry, i know how hard it is with asp to get that to work. with php it's quite simple...)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# no
I was just being lazy. the alternative was forgetting and letting people break it all...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# AAARRRGGGGHHH
my eyes !
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# aargh!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE...
wait..
THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE! THE FURTIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Thats pretty cool
although it has fucked my eyes or is that the beer that doing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# gotta be beer 'cos I've
been drinking since half 3.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# i saw an earlier post,
before i went to the pub, where you were off to bed. what? did you find yourself with insomnia?

note: it took me about 5 bloody minutes to type that: the letters kept coming out wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)
# hehehe - post a board
mindfuck with an 'i'm going to bed' image when it's early in the night :) I was following up on another post that used the same kitten pic....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# that's class!
out of interest, how long did that take just to post? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# About 30 mins,
But it required about 10 minutes fixing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# bejeesus!
that's very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)
# very nice
you oddball
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# sweet:)
woo™
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# A woo
just for posting that!

/edit I have a hunch that it is behaving differently for all of us depending on browser/platform. It's really quite the amazing creation.
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Woo
Thats superb, as always!
(acme, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Last one, I swear...
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Heehee
.
(Mr Chuckles, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Jumping on the bandwagon

Click pic for biggie
(Dr Wadd, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
And woo to the thread pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# re. 'ride goldie hawn'
past or present ?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Did they split up?
.
(Dr Wadd, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# no no no
goldie hawn :

past - mmm nice

present - wrinkley
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# He's holding a snake...
thats very postmodern
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# heh heh
i saw that coming ! ¦¬)
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# erm ive never seen that original game
but im intrigued by the title and the cover
explain the concept please
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)
# It's genuis...
perform stunts on BMX to reveal soft porn movies...honestly
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# hmm
all women riders?
all naked or skantaly clad?
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Naked...
girls only...a healthy interest you have there!
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# sorry was intrigued
if i wanted porn i think this loverly box infront of me
has enough to last anyone a life time
(Alpen, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Woo & Yay!
Good work fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# if you wanted pron:
shop.private.com
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# First Vice City, and this too?.
I thought game manufacturers were trying to engage the female market, not alienate them.
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# even'ing all ; )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# cheater!!!!!!!!
He ran Underneath!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
cheetah... hahaa.. that never even dawned on me - or maybe it did months ago when i first had the idea...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# dID U HEAR koits mix of
raindance it v nic3
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# NO!!!
where?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# la
www.b3ta.com/board/718096
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# tvm
downloading at the lightning speed of 2.76kb/sec

i won't hold my breath!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# ba dum tsssh
woo miss tart!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# evening:)
hows it going?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# dandy!
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# pretty good!!
recently got hold of a copy of Poser, and have been having a play:)

Did you get the video BTW?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)
# yay!
we got it! i told you so on MSN the other night but you were OFF and ON more often than a whores drawers you prolly missed it : )

thanks!

xxx
look forward to seeing the poser results!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# nice one!
my messenger seems to be playing up at moment

(im currently downloading a R2D2 model to play with in poser. Less limbs to work with - Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# morning!
well, on the board clock at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# ellowl!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# she's doing well keeping
up with that! Evenin' miss!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# fuckin a,
shadows and all!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# haha
funny! that's why it's been in the "to do" for ages.. cos i couldn't get it right!

xx
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# brill!
hooo-pla
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# d'
fuck
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# i said
exactly the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# wow
that is sureal
(Alpen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Someone's getting the horn.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Is there
a plume of brown steam emanating from the woram? (Or is that horam?)
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# hyuk
bonkersloonynutter
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# bit late, but who cares?


bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# ooh
very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# That took me ages
to work that out...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# They have no feet.
Brain... can't handle... such.. things.



ARRGH.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# lol
i'm not sure one of my mates has worked that out yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# oh - is that it
i thought that it was the 2nd one from the left was giving 'the finger'
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# look closer....
much closer...

a bit more....

i lit his cigarette :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# keeping my hand in...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# hehehe
that's most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Aaaah, nothing like a classic furtive swipe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] things would have been

so different.
(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Maybe it's the Dack Janiels
but that's HILARIOUS! Woo, and indeed, yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Wooooooo!
Yaayyy!

I downloaded an episode of Danger Mouse last night.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# that's ace!
Like that I do...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# ahahaa
what about mainger mouse next?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# followed by
Minger Mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# And then,
Walker, Texas Ranger Mouse?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# only if you
give him a beard and a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Dog 'shoots' man


Inspired by: News Story
Dog 'shoots' man
January 26, 2003
A MAN trying to beat his dog to death with a gun was fatally wounded when it apparently went off accidentally, police said.
(Ged-The-Viking, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# "apparently"?
Dogs defence, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)
# The dog's attourneys
will probably try to prove that the man's fingerprints are the only ones on the gun, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# maybe it was a reynard
wearing foxgloves
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Ouch!
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Carved out of rock, carved into "Rock 'n Roll"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Oi!
Gerrof my hummus!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha
top work

ps - is that jar jar in the background ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# he he he
last night we were very drunk. we were jumping around playing air guitar to a number of songs for at least an hour. the first thing i did when i woke up this morning was laugh as i remembered it. i rock.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I need a name
for my latest thumping house track

any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# pregnant sky
.
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# that's my favourite
so far!
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I'm partial to the name
"latest thumping house track" either that or "moe"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# How about
Dave or Gerald
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# intergalactic belch
??
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# downloading now
but try a very rough version of my latest techno track while i think about it
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# 8.64MB?
That's going to take over a minute to download...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# mine
doesn't thump as much as yours
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# "mine doesn't thump as much as yours"
is a splendid name for anything
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# not quite
anything
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I think
"twelve inches of god" is the best title I've ever seen for a record. By a band called god.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Snow had one
called "Ten inches of Snow".
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# you mean this one?
clicky

Used it for a compo entry a month ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Can you link to your comp entry?
I'd love to see someone take the piss off that creep...
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# serpently.
clicky

"sorry the train was late, there was snow on the line"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# diyjoe
that's a rather nice tune there. what did you use to make it?

oooh, liking the atmospherics in the middle...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I used Reason
and I just bought myself a little midi keyboard thingy which inspired me
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I find
that to get good atmospherics , u have to turn the volume up and down really quickly in the chorus to all the things she said
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)
# it's a bit
1991

sorry I'm such a critic tonight
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# you really think so?
i'll take that as a compliment

still got a lot of polishing to do on it anyway, that was just thrown together this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I never got further than 1993 hardcore
so I'm not qualified to comment anyway :)

Amiga Hardcore Cheese Clicky

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hehe
pianotastic!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# chipmunk
riffic!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# "The hamster in my rectum is named after your mother".
Yes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# thumping house track 1 among zillions
.
.
.
.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# are you going to do some like
um

variation?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# yeah
I'm already working on the 12" remix
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# parp on a g-string

honktastic vibes.

(i may still be drunk. i am certainly suffering. never mix sambucca, wine, vodka and lager, kids!)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly gone...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)
# manikittee?
w/y/h

*posting from his spangly new nforce 2, athlon xp 2200+, 512 meg ram puteriesrer*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# is that it ??
i'm getting a dual pentium 2.8 / 2gb RAM / 500gb HD etc, etc, on wednesday

woo hoo

but it's not for me, it's for serious photoshopping/quarking at work

boo hoo

(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I'm currently using,
a K6-2 475MHz / 128Mb / 17GB.

And it works well enough for me.


Most of the time.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# but my boss said...
...buy a new computer - get what you want *evil cackle*


besides - i have to handle 500mb+ images
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# eep, 500meg?
thats a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# massive hi-res images
for giclee printing
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# He said "get what you want",
and you didn't order a Sun Microsystems £1.7million server?

You're just not taking advantage of the man...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# There have been
a couple of shiny new Sparcs delivered to my office - I have no acces to them (or any idea how to use them) but they look great!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Steal one,
learn how to use it.

I'm thinking it would look very pretty on a CV.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Indeed
but my pathetic Linux dabblings will propbably be as close as I get to a real UNIX box this year. Can't even work a modem :o/
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Yeah, let's play THAT game!
P3/700 - FSB overclocked 33%
512MB SD133
ISA SB AWE32
AGP GeForce 2 64MB
40GB WD HD 5400 rpm
120GB IBM HD 7200 rpm
Generic DVD
Memorex MAXX 1040 CDRW
Pinnacle PCTV Pro
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I have
an eMac

does that make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Your webby site
is excellent so you are not gay :o)
You may, however, for all I know, be homosexual... and that's fine. Some of my best friends are homosexual. I have no beef with you people ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I know some gay people
with excellent websites

...don't tell the missus
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I dont know
the missus...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# your machine is surprisingly similar to mine,
apart from my XP1800, DDR SDRAM and UltraSCSI everything, just because I can :) Oh, and Athlon 650 ultraSCSI webserver, and Mac G3 desktop, and VAX3100-90 and hopefully a VAX 4000VLC for secondary webserver duties 'cos they're v.small and cute. we've just got the last quarter's leccy bill and it's NOT BAD! Though the street lights sometimes dim.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Did you make
the mistake of acquiring a WD drive like I did?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# yep, and I'm
currently using it for a footrest :o) Actually, that was a lie. I've got a seagate medalist as a footrest, the WD keeps the door open.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I use a Seagate
as a paperweight.
Seagate, paperweight - you gotta have a system!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# mole
foal
bowl
GOAL!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# My website is gay.
I thought maybe I had raised it badly, but now I've learned to love it for what it is.

Oh, and I've got a mother of a machine. PowerPC Mac G4 400Mhz 320Mb. Fast, mean and stable. So there.
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Suggesting my
machine isn't stable are we?
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Well, I don't know your machine :-)
but every PC I've ever used crashed more than American Airlines
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# This one
stays up as long as I need it to - from the time I turn it on until the time I turn it off.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)
# none of mine
ever get turned off......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# It'd be the
same here but the bandwidth gods have verily frowned upon Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# So how come some
government shitehawk (or is it a newspaper shitehawk) is saying Ireland is the global broadband leader? Weird, that. I thought it was Singapore.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# erm
currently on this :

sony vaio PCG FX101
celeron 600
320mb RAM
10GB HD
11MB graphics


hmmfff
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i have
a damn sight less money than the rest of you, evidently...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I think
That there is something quite freudian about comparing machine specifications :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Well, when the
hardware stats scripts start on IRC saying...
"/me gets his ruler out"
...always gets a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# It's kind of like comparing cars,
solely on 0-60 times...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)
# peugeot 106 - tweaked
6.7 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# lol, another gig or so of ram is planned but...
i try to keep puters cheap as possible

oh, and pentiums suck, you'd be better off with dual barton 3000+'s and 2 gig of ram :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I have
a neural cluster processing unit. It laughs at terahertz. It lives in a mountain and can only be used by Richard Prior - superman wants to play on it but he's not allowed 'cos he sweats on the joystick.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)
# well,
i've just got this old olivetti. it's lovely.
(dagnabbit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)
# these guys are shifting old indys for sixty bob
i'd buy one if i had sixty bob
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# yeah, but the bastards
don't include IRIX, or keyboards or even a fuckin' monitor, and those babies aren't standard on an Indy. Having said that you may not be able to argue at 99 quid for a 21" Apple badged trinitron monitor, which is pretty much what I'm using right now. Though mine was free :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# makes my computer sound like its from the ark
80 Gb HD
512Mb RAM
64Mb Pro Savage
AMD ATHLON xp 1800+
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)
# That's lovely
so cute and fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# It is rather
bit sad this thread has turned into a "my computer makes up for my tiny penis" style thread :)
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)
# lol
i was just happy to be on my new puter, they all seem to suffer a bit from micrococks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Hah,
my computer is older, slower, more physically broken and several dozen times more likely to crash in the next 10 minutes than yours.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Is that just a way of saying
"I have a hooooj dick"? ;-)
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# AND you have a tiny cock?
poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Hmmmmm


About that "overcompensating" thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# heh heh
.........sory i can't think of a wiity comment at the moment - i'm too ill/pissed
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# roffle
and
mayonnaise
WwWoo
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Bwahaha!
*Spots a 'wierd sports' challenge...*
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
# That'd be a bit
like the winter olympics challenge we had a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# hee hee hee
nice. woo yay. bonus for the shoulder spikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Woo
much laughter here
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is quite excellent
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i think that is bloody marvalous
as mavalous as him
WOO YAY to both pic and star
(Alpen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)
# so that's where they come from...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# top
work!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# that makes sense
in a strange sortta way
how could anyone 'live' football?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Fookin
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Excellent thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# On the same theme but too obscure?


New here, possibly overcompensating
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# heh heh
he was in red dwarf a couple of times...
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Oh my.
You're building a bandwagon all on your own.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# By the way,
why are your pictures marked Gotham3k, but your name is Gotham9K?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# You noticed that?
Thought everyone left would be too drunk to pick it up
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I haven't had an alcoholic beverage,
since last saturday at 1:30am.


Apart from the brandy I was drinking to try and get rid of my tonsilitis midweek.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I hadn't had a drink since
December 20th until tonight, now the world seems...nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)
# They get...
...much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# There's a funny bit on His site...
Letters from sk8 kids asking for tips etc, some of his replys are classic, as is his book 'Round Ireland with a fridge'
(acme, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# let's have a clicky then
Can't be arsed to find him on google
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
# /giggles
like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)
# woo yay
tony
a radio 4 regular
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# A frontpage?
I'm so touched, really, really...wow
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Nice pic
The apostrophe police are on the way though...
(w, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Sigh
There SHOULD be an apostrophe but it should be after the S. Fact: using apostrophes is easier that using Potatoshop. Sort it out!
(w, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:20, archived)
# glaring error obscures obscure joke
The skateboard man is called Tony Hawk.

The Radio 4 man is called Tony Hawks.

Change it.
(irregular, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Gnarly,
That's totaly rad man,
Like, woo
(jason rainbows, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# eh?
what. the. fuck?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# highlights in the hair
= lowlights in the city
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# good night all
i will post sponged pictures tomorrow of my day out in france (and believe me, one of them is highly disturbing)

Night night. don't let the fear bite
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# is fat bear
what happens when b3tans have kids? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# "When I was young,
my parents were b3tan."

Ooh, careful who you say that to, the police will be around knocking.
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Celebrity videgame sponsorship gone mad...
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# TD!
I just realised that radio controlled monk/nun hasnt posted for AGGGGGGGESSSS (at least when im here) - he always used to tell me off in a wise voice about begging rob for fps
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# YES.
Woo!
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# if he fell off that bike
he would break a hip or summint
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hehehe
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# always check the signs
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# genie
arse
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# is that a real sign?
woo!
(Maels, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I heard
etc.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Nice!
Posted outside the RAF base, no doubt.
(Monkeypuppet, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)

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