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...it is too big ... www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
...and you cant really read the writing...are you sure this took ages?
\well done! (I have spent ...ooh, up to an hour on some of my stuff...and then it gets ignored...ah well)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:33,
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...and you cant really read the writing...are you sure this took ages?
\well done! (I have spent ...ooh, up to an hour on some of my stuff...and then it gets ignored...ah well)

is lovely...I like the use of "sch" - makes it more disgusting...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:43,
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half a meg.
its because the whole picture moves around I reckon.
funny though, i like the idea ;)
try it again, you should be able to get it down to under 100 piece of cake.
edit : youve been a member for 69 days - hehe, i said 69.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:34,
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its because the whole picture moves around I reckon.
funny though, i like the idea ;)
try it again, you should be able to get it down to under 100 piece of cake.
edit : youve been a member for 69 days - hehe, i said 69.

"cigarette advertising that appeals to kids"
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:47,
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![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

It's hardly fair is it ?

I went visiting Lastminute.com this morning. I was waiting in the reception. A bloke comes and delivers an 1983 style arcade machine. Apparently an employees brother had won it from the Channel4 website and has nowhere to put it. And so LM are going to auction it on their site.
Sorry for the dullness of this post - I just fancied saying hello really.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:22,
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Sorry for the dullness of this post - I just fancied saying hello really.

Spanish Flea Market.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:23,
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or that one where the bloke climbs up the side of skyscapers dodging falling plant pots, and I'll be interested.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:24,
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time spack?
space spazz?
I dunno. It's in a nice big box with a steering wheel tho. I'd love to have it but it's just so bloody big.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:28,
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space spazz?
I dunno. It's in a nice big box with a steering wheel tho. I'd love to have it but it's just so bloody big.

Don't suppose I'll ever get one though..
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:30,
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was great!! especially the light cycles...unfortunately, it didn't LOOK anything like the film...
maybe they should redo it with the technology we got now...that would look so cool!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:32,
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maybe they should redo it with the technology we got now...that would look so cool!

www.csh.rit.edu/~jerry/arcade/tron/
Yep - doesn't look as pretty as the film.
Shame, as a tempest style visual treatment would have been pretty smart.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:35,
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Yep - doesn't look as pretty as the film.
Shame, as a tempest style visual treatment would have been pretty smart.

..Well - No.
But it did have laser bike races and a bit where you got to blow up the evil computer overlord at the end..
There was a second Tron machine in which you played the disc tossing game, but that was a surround machine you stood inside.
We have a Jukebox and a Mad fruit machine already, a retro vid game is next on the list.. If you see a Tron, or at a push (We are lacking space here) an 'OUTRUN' please let me know..
If I can find a Tron remake online I'll mail you a link Rob.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:35,
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But it did have laser bike races and a bit where you got to blow up the evil computer overlord at the end..
There was a second Tron machine in which you played the disc tossing game, but that was a surround machine you stood inside.
We have a Jukebox and a Mad fruit machine already, a retro vid game is next on the list.. If you see a Tron, or at a push (We are lacking space here) an 'OUTRUN' please let me know..
If I can find a Tron remake online I'll mail you a link Rob.

daren't download it. that would be the evening gone.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:41,
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And throw in a PC running mame. That's wot I dun.
I've now got a machine that has over 3,000 arcade games on it. Proper arcade monitor, coin slot, 2 player with six buttons each.
Class.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:56,
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I've now got a machine that has over 3,000 arcade games on it. Proper arcade monitor, coin slot, 2 player with six buttons each.
Class.

cheeky question
me and koit were wondering if you could blog the cheltenham b3ta bash?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:33,
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me and koit were wondering if you could blog the cheltenham b3ta bash?


Hey hey hey...nick MY wifes pistachios will ya!!!

one an all, as b3ta doesnt have an IRC chan i thought id make one. you can find it here: irc.cocytusuk.org port: 6667
#b3ta
i aint got a bot for it yet, so dont break anything
www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/games2/geno1173_jesus.jpg
you can get mIRC @ www.mirc.com
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:20,
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#b3ta
i aint got a bot for it yet, so dont break anything
www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/games2/geno1173_jesus.jpg
you can get mIRC @ www.mirc.com

actually, na - can't be arsed.
I would just like to jack this thread to categorically say that my job is gay. thank you.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:22,
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I would just like to jack this thread to categorically say that my job is gay. thank you.

........mainly because of bad beer. Thats a Heinekin down there!!!!

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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:12,
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allready?
Shame I can't be bothered eh :-)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:29,
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Shame I can't be bothered eh :-)
![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

My first attempt...
(Original 500k version)

dropping it to 200 pixels wide, 16 colours with a perceptual pallette, and diffusion dithering 24% drops it to 160k, and i'm sure it could be optimised further.
If not could you clicky it please, as it is really too big for the board.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:45,
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If not could you clicky it please, as it is really too big for the board.

Maine Coon Cats: Good / Bad / Indifferent
edited for brevity's sake
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:08,
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edited for brevity's sake

Kittens don't stay cute for long, before you know it, they eat loads, bring in birds (and frogs) and generally scratch the place to bits...
Aren't cats great :)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:12,
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Aren't cats great :)

Hoping they can give the foxes in our garden a seeing to. Also have plenty of frogs for them to chew on...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:14,
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in your garden, you'd don't want to be letting the kittys out at night...unless you give them some sort of protection, like a 50MW plasma rifle
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:15,
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Five if I remember correctly and they may or may not have been of the Coon variety. They probably weren't but anyway one got run over, one disappeared, one died of oldness and now I just have two weird things left.
Cats are cats, they're all cats. Their temperament is usually down to how they were bought up in the first 6 weeks or something. More human contact = more human friendly when older.
That probably won't help but anyway, yes.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:15,
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Cats are cats, they're all cats. Their temperament is usually down to how they were bought up in the first 6 weeks or something. More human contact = more human friendly when older.
That probably won't help but anyway, yes.

"w3.oldgreypoet.com" has one, name of Dolly, aka MEGA CAT - also and has pics.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:17,
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Didn't know there was a Fuzzbucket when I picked the handle - would have chosen else - but I name everything Fuzzbutt - so much easier.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:23,
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But if people start thinking you're Irish and bearded you'll know why now ;)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:26,
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But huge ! - I have one, it's massive and frightens children..
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:27,
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Saw the original on the BBC News website and just couldn't help myself.

(The text doesn't even line up, stupid Painshop Pro)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:57,
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(The text doesn't even line up, stupid Painshop Pro)

You can close the window once it has loaded (should take only seconds):
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www.nyhetsguiden.com/t/2.php?k=d3lve59jflhv114
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I'm in a contest to win $500 and my chances to win gets bigger if I spread the word through this link (the more that clicks it, the better my chances get). Please help me?
I'll only post this request this one time.
Thank you very much!!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:54,
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------
www.nyhetsguiden.com/t/2.php?k=d3lve59jflhv114
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I'm in a contest to win $500 and my chances to win gets bigger if I spread the word through this link (the more that clicks it, the better my chances get). Please help me?
I'll only post this request this one time.
Thank you very much!!

you mischeivious popular poultry, with a gcse.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:58,
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"with just a gcse", since most people will get their gcses and then go on to do more. you see?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:01,
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to say the system doesn't work is an understatement.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:08,
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i'm yet to see a paper were the answers are "John George Paul Ringo" and the lyrics to "Australia".
unlike what you claimed.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:07,
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unlike what you claimed.

or Asian ones, or African ones. In fact most of the ones I speak aren't known by anyone else..
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:19,
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then they reform them in the summerusing UHU and a map.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:06,
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its insulting
i got 8 A* 2 A
the A were in spanish and technology
im a xenophobe who cant draw
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:06,
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i got 8 A* 2 A
the A were in spanish and technology
im a xenophobe who cant draw

you are the bollock girls
[edit] Dr. Drink messed up my continuation after munkt0n messed up his joke :(
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:00,
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[edit] Dr. Drink messed up my continuation after munkt0n messed up his joke :(

...it's Munkt0n that is playing us for fools.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:05,
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You crazy maniac munkton!
you blew it up!
*camera pans out to reveal statue of liberty*
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:11,
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you blew it up!
*camera pans out to reveal statue of liberty*

*sigh*
okey just don't click the fucking link then!
god what is it with you people??
edit: So it was edited, eh? i see...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:00,
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okey just don't click the fucking link then!
god what is it with you people??
edit: So it was edited, eh? i see...

But if the site is in english it's ok. right..?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:05,
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i hate english sites as well.
i spend most of my days trawling mandarin chinese websites.
[edit]however i did have a splendid time in stavanger last year, even if it was a tad expensive.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:07,
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i spend most of my days trawling mandarin chinese websites.
[edit]however i did have a splendid time in stavanger last year, even if it was a tad expensive.

If it had been in Norwegian I would have taken it personal! LOL.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:37,
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and you didn't just sign up to spam us so I might click this one, as long as ppl don't make a habit of it.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:57,
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that you have the right link there? It took me to the page to Enter a suggestion - not your's. And I DO want to help a needy neighbor.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:07,
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and yeah, it's the real link. They send it through mail to you and i just copied and pasted it.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:13,
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I thought that was going to be an aphex twin video.
Woo and yay.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50,
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Woo and yay.

and I very much like them like that.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:51,
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what a silly thing.
woo!
i love your silly chicken page, what's the URL again?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:54,
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woo!
i love your silly chicken page, what's the URL again?

make up assistants, fancy exits, that chicken's going up in the world.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:55,
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I put out an appeal for jokes, and now my friends are bombarding me with them.
Most are too poor for public consumption though
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:01,
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Most are too poor for public consumption though

Edit:
replaced with a better image. Repost I know, but the monkey was crap.

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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:42,
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replaced with a better image. Repost I know, but the monkey was crap.


I absolutely positively definitely think that is of the highest quality!
Woo!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44,
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Woo!

I like him to the maximus !
ps - was that the pic idea you referred to the other day ?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:44,
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ps - was that the pic idea you referred to the other day ?

was muscle robin, which inspired me to do julius robin - for whatever reason? :)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:46,
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a lovely touch.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:53,
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pwp2.blueyonder.co.uk/docs/summary.shtml says 100MB - that's what I remember.
I think we should check with them, their info might just be confusing/wrong.It seems to say currently on the upgrade bit that we can use asp etc on our normal 30MB account. This says otherwise
help-dev.blueyonder.co.uk/html/web/tiers.shtml
It looks like the webspace is a seperate issue to the 1MB connection now.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:50,
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I think we should check with them, their info might just be confusing/wrong.It seems to say currently on the upgrade bit that we can use asp etc on our normal 30MB account. This says otherwise
help-dev.blueyonder.co.uk/html/web/tiers.shtml
It looks like the webspace is a seperate issue to the 1MB connection now.

the beeb address.
100MB account. It is in the selfcare section......see my mail to you.
it costs another £4 per month though.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:52,
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100MB account. It is in the selfcare section......see my mail to you.
it costs another £4 per month though.

£4 is a bit much though, if they discounted for a year I might consider it.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:00,
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I did wonder why they had the upgrade option in 2 different places.
i thought they were just a bit eager ;)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:03,
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i thought they were just a bit eager ;)

Can you let me know when you find out please?
Koit... if you can get ASAP we can do lots of crazy things. You will likie.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:54,
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Koit... if you can get ASAP we can do lots of crazy things. You will likie.

in terms of my web site revamp ?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:55,
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do some nice things with your gallery etc (no need to create seperate pages) and we could do what you wanted with the blog.
In terms on the request, asp or php is going to be a must.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:57,
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In terms on the request, asp or php is going to be a must.

ok, I shall look into getting the upgrade then.
Mail me with your ideas as I'm off to work in a sec.
Cheers
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:58,
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Mail me with your ideas as I'm off to work in a sec.
Cheers

I'll do some thinking and mail you when I get home.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:05,
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ah, with zeese witticisms, you are really spoiling us! :)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:46,
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reparti punnage - that should be illegal :)
woo to both - and see y'all tomorrow!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:46,
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woo to both - and see y'all tomorrow!
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