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# Wrong again, monkeyboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Yet more political bug munching...

previous
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# nice chomping
*chomp*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yet another...

Yes, You see... It's funny Because...
Oh, bugger...it's not...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# well... no...
erm, yes, you're right
(frambooz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ... there
:)
(furball, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yes, you are my sandwich-recipe providing bitches.
Does anyone know of any exotic or unusual sandwich recipes, that kids might like?

EG: chocolate spread and banana...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# How about
this
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i'm not clicking that....
not for any man
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# go on
it has:

M & M Sandwhich
Maple Bean Toast Crunch
Lucky Charmed Tahini Treat Sandwhich
Skittleberry Cheesecake
Honey Ham and Marshmallow Sandwhich

btw: I'm not just any man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# sorry
i looked at the URL and just presumed it was pornography of the most filthy and degrading kind
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# bad sandwich?
is that a spaced reference?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# cheddar cheese and strawberry jam is a winner in our house
as is marmite and banana, peanut butter and jam and peanut butter with chocolate spread and hundreds and thousands ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# cheers
that's actually rather helful, much more so than i should have expected!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i have a 3 year old daughter
so we're always coming up with wierd stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Tomato Ketchup and Salt'n'Vinegar Crisps
with a bit of cheap marge.

Delishulous!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Cheese and valium
keeps 'em quiet for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# tuna in vinegar with salt & vinegar chipsticks
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# my goodness
a veritable plethora of posts by people beginning with F

edit: oh shit - isthisyou? ruined it. Boooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# he'd better change his name to
f#ck yeah it's me
(frambooz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# well,
I could
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# nah, yr name is just fine
new poll: hummus-est b3ta-names?

(frambooz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
#
aaargh... wasps!

and

oooh...anus!

are both classics. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# for lunch today
I had a Pret 'Super Club' to which I added quavers.

Yum
(guinea, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# nothing worse than getting burst hamsters in your eye

quick and cr*p
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Must
be the crumbs!

Hee-hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yay
thats great:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# That's the best thing ever
apart from Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i still prefer my earlier effort
repost

I love him i does.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# i love him so much
can i have ten?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# that is ace
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# 'A hamster looks swollen,
Distended and ripe,
When slowly inflated,
With a plastic pink pipe'.
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I like the cut of your
jib, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# fantastic
as is the harmonica-ing one.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Human Shields


Click for bigness
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I'm not really sure what I hoped to acheive


But it was nothing good!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# After taking command of the Internet
No hand tried world domination
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Woo Yay
to the little NoHitler
(Blob_Goblin, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# a w/y/h from his loyal followers...

blatant nazi no-hands repost
(dognutz, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] A dog with a_musing nose, you say?
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Puntastically
cringworthy

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Haha
that's a goodun.
I woo thee sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
# that pun is very
bard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, well you have to break a few eggs to make
a hamlet.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Groan...



(Blob_Goblin, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Listen, mac
Beth Orton will give you a slap if it gets any more tenuous.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# i hardly think
the Executive Club Restaurant would use broken eggs to make an omelette. They use only the finest quality ingredients
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# but shirley you have to break them
to get the insides out?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i know
it's a joke. one that you'd understand if you'd watched the pilot episode of A Bit of Fry & Laurie
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# ahhhh
i didn't. and i bloody won't either. and i've changed my name back out of spite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# woo!
fry 'n' laurie-tastic!

great times.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# oof!
Hey Slim did you get my m3ssage? Is it you? Do you know the Mr Draper in question? Do I have to start sending dead animals in the post before you reply?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I did reply
I am not the droid you are looking for. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Nothing to see here
Drive along now.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# oh dear
chutney ferret?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Chutney
Ferret, haven't heard that for a while
(Dr Spam, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Would this collaboration be good or rubbish?

Find out next month when "Ave Fookin' Maria" is released on Pishtatty Records.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i'd
like to twist her melons, man.

i wouldn't really. i said it as a joke
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# best comment ever
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Call the Cops!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i do believe that she's above the age of consent
but even so, it's wrong. i wouldn't.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Best opening lines to a song ever:
Son I'm thirty / I only went with your mother cos she's dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I'm listening to that album
right now. (Are they still called albums? I can't keep up.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# or possibly
"Is this the intro I should've been in?"

extra bonus points and a supreme dollop of uncoolness to anyone who knows that one
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It's
Wilco is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# excellent opening line that I came across recently:
"someone's unglued our epoxy, now I'm kissing you by proxy"
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I'd
buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# this is an actual photo from the berlin peace demo. It was my favorite protest sign so I had to take a picture.

no photoshopping, just photoing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# there's
a prize for the first person who shops 'frankie says' above it.

there is no prize really.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# the prize
is a pint of our combined mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# But I bet that bloke has
a sign that says 'I want to come'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# hehehe
teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Did it say "Frankie says"
on the other side?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# funny all you english
think of that 80's song.
it never even occurred to me. and I was a teen when that song was a hit.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# it touched
us in special places.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I thought
that was your uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hehehehe
teeheeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# she looks like
she's about to cuff you in the lug.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# she did.
only it was a guy. so it hurt a little bit more than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# zog
did you get those loops I sent (for the slower track)?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Did you shout,
"Ow, me lug!" when he hit you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# oh, it's a boy!
Well of course, I knew that, didn't I? ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm...

Yes, i've been doing these for a while, and just now figured out how to post them...
Woo and Yay. *BTW... That's a Flashlight for those who can't tell.*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# surely
it's a torch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# the difference being?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# an ocean
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
# why, sir
One is acceptable, the other is not.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:33, archived)
# woo for ghost-sniffing
(just kidding)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Oh, yes...
You ARE quite the funny one, arent you?
^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# 'A torch on his nose,
Why praise the lord,
It should help him to see up his backside when bored'.

(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] sssssnnnnnnniiiiffffffffffff..........


(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# yay!
woopla!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# ace!
(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# After working hours
Sauron and Saruman loved to go fishing

(Harry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)
# lets face facts
that is just a huge vagina. There can be no argument, really.

edit - nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Not like
any vagina I've ever seen, and I'VE SEEN THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# you HAVE?
you have truely lived.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Oh yes,
Mr.Experience, that's what they call me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# have you ever been to
www.mygodmyvaglookslikesauronseye.com

?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# fiery muff
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# peeeoooong
*cries tears of laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# that link...
is broken... ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# ohhhh
that actually made me laugh outloud.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I clicked that
and got nothing.

Must be cos I'm a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# the internet
is a vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I thought it was just
full of cnuts.

*boom boom*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# These
aren't the vaginas you're looking for. move a lung.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i know you are ginger, but still
it shouldn't look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# that made me laugh so much
sorry pep.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# sorry Pep?
what now? Have you seen it? Arrgggh!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Have you seen it?
He has
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# would laughing at someone's vagina
not be the rudest thing ever? i mean, it would have to be pretty fucking amusing to make you laugh.

no pep, i was laughing at the comment.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Female genitalia
isn't that funny though, is it.
That's why God is a woman, it all makes sense.
She designed mens bits to look stupid because it give women something to laugh about.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# it's ok
i was kidding :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# ok, well it's not as big as that...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Does it roar
when people look at it, and does it command whole armies of evil?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# AAAAHHHHHHHH
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that made me laugh so much again
sorry pep again.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I think I may
change the word 'people'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hee hee hee hee hee
vaginas......
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# it rarely roars
but it does indeed command armies of evil. All women are evil, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I bet you never thought
'One day, people I hardly know will have a conversation about my front bottom' did you.
We live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I once spent a train journey
sitting next to a man that insisted on telling me all about his son's dick. For about an HOUR. You would be suprised at the things I've discussed with strangers. a job offer to work in a strip club came up on another ocassion, as once, whilst walking thro the subway at Elephant and Castle did two proposals of marriage.
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# You see,
you are a goddess.
Did you take any of these offers up...obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I'm not at
liberty to say.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# In that case,
I shall draw my own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# two blokes have offered mrs martian money if
they could come in her hair. that was at king's cross metropolitan line (northbound), and they were within a week of each other. now she always wears a hat when she goes out.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you for the
specific directions.
People are horrible aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i'm not sure horrible is the word
disgusting perhaps.

but then, we're the ones talking about it - they were prepared to aprt with hard cash. well, paper money, i'd have thought eve would get more than coins for it...
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I just remembered the bloke that shouted
"Miss! Miss! Can i come home with you and be your servant i will do everything for you and you can beat me. Miss!"
I said thanks, but i was late for work.

mrs Martian must have lovely hair. Poor thing. Sometimes these things can catch you quite offguard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# she does
is it overly smug to post this?

edit: or this?
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# ooh - she does have nice hair
and looks like a lovely lady. Lucky you :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey.
Can I come in your wife's hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# we're not married
but NO anyway.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# enough
already.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# That last comment
you do realise that it could be taken another way, given the subject matter.
'Sorry dear, it went off unexpectedly'.
'That's okay dear, I was going to wash it anyway'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# front bottom is the best euphemism ever.
and what's more, now pep can strike "instigate conversation about my own genitals" off her to-do list for the week.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:39, archived)
# thank god I've achieved something
this week.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# and its
only Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Probably


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# You
are my man servant.
Fetch me an Absynthe and a houseboy, lean of thigh and bright of eye, I wish to be pleasured.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Either that,
or start a revolution and parade Bovine's head on a spike throughout the length and breadth of the land.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43, archived)
# D'you think
people would rejoice and feast in the streets and dance until dawn?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Aye, and the streets would run red
with the oppressor's blood, as good men and true feasted upon the vitals of his kinsmen.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Ah,
that sounds nice.
Will there be pussy cats?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# At once
my liege

*tugs forelock*
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Don't do that,
not in public anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Oh! It came off
in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# it could be...
a big firey japs eye...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I'm sure I'm not the only one to think this
but there's something perversely 'anatomical' about Sauron...

anyway, woo to the muthafuggin' yay :o)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# quite.
such things are usually designed by men who have an inert fear of the fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# I was going to say that
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# they also have a fear of people
which explains the cgi.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I'll have you know
I'm not afraid of my wife's Devil's Mark.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# he he hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Eh? What?
Stationary like?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# they don't really have teeth.
do they?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Yes
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Star Wars Fever Gripped me for about Half an Hour !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)
# the
big issue seller in winchester is possibly the funniest man alive.

(wyh at the pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)
# a big issue seller
told me to 'watch out for the frog' as i walked past him today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)
# any
french about at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# nope
he gestured towards the floor, which made me think there was a frog there.
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# oh?
hopefully not the one i used to buy from when i was at college (psc) - that would be '96-'97.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)
# You went to Peter Symonds?
No Ways. I did too, left in 2000. crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yep
left in 98. so i'd have missed you completely.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# late last night repost


I've spent far too much time playing with my scanner recently.


See here also for it is me, sargant and then other people. including my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Bit of a waste of time scanning that
there's loads of those red crosses on the web already.
edit/ bah! too fast for my lowly jibes!
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)
# damn you
i thought I had been quick enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Me can see it
*slaps wrist for naughty repost*

W/Y/H for plastic dinosaurs fighting in low-fi stop-motion!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i'm sorry
but it's plastic dinosaurs!
surely worthy of reposting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Ah well
I hadn't seen it, so I'll forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Eye Eye
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Like this?
(Kimbo, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# .
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I don't know why people find him irritating. Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# get that twunt off my screen!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)
# 'I guess he's not that bad,
But what really got me wild,
Was the dark day I learned,
That he'd sired Rachel's child'.
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Thus spake
Cheesequake

He really takes
The biscuit.


:op
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# "The cock's tic'ing"
was my original caption, but... you know...
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Chocks Away


No reason, just a random act of madness
Click here for a biger one (ooh err)
(whoremoan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# he
rules


that
is
all
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# that is beautiful.
Is that plane supposed to look like a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Maybe,
Maybe not.
(Danski, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# It's a shark nose plane
aparently, found it while searching for sharks in Google!!!
{Most people find old boots or shopping trollys while fishing. I found a plane :) }
(whoremoan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# F-5 Tiger innit?
great pic too
(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# The F-5 is great
Always used as a MiG in films for some reason. Probably different in appearance to a mig as you can get.
(Potatoman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Don't think its an F-5
the air intakes are square, the F-5's are rounded. Looks like a Chinese copy of a MiG to me - Shenyang F-8, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:24, archived)
# yeah
always thought that was shit. they were used in topgun as the migs, and supposedly carrying exocets. which only has a few things wrong with it....
the exocet is french, not russian
a plane of such spindly frame would not carry an exocet (especially not on the fookin wingtips)
they were actually carrying sidewinders. which arent russian either.
(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Not a bad as f/a-18s in more recent films
Magic fuel tanks that turn into missiles anyone?
I could forgive the sidewinders cos the russian IR AAM is basically a sidewinder copy.
(Potatoman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:41, archived)
# twue, twue, but still silly.
which film used hornets like?
(hazey, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Godzilla
And The Rock. And a few others I think. Godzilla is especially bad using Harpoon missiles to blow up a building.
(Potatoman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Do they make
a shark nose helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
I cant think what you want that for, not ;)
(whoremoan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# how's about this
www.warmachines.50g.com/helicopters/ah-1/ah-1_1.jpg
(Potatoman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# now
that's just lovely.
/edit - he's just a baby too!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Looks like fun


Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# yes yes yes
more of this
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# 'We've seen No Hands in wig,
And a Jewish seabird,
But a flying giraffe?
Why that's simply absurd!'
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# let's sell one to
Iraq
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# that is laugherly
!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Bovine: your wish is my command!


Sim Sallabim!
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# now thats
just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Looks a bit like
Marv Albert's hair?



YES!
(Blob_Goblin, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# *threadjack*
Sorry, I know this question gets asked a lot (but I'm gonna ask it again anyway)

Cheap, reliable webhosting - any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# um
groups.msn.com
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Errr, not quite what i was after
but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hmm...
Not sure how they compare to others, but what about plugsocket.com?
(reefus-, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)
#
www.uh-hosting.co.uk

suck'em and see
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# try
www.uh-hosting.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# ?
www.cheapreliablewebhosting.com
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# 'This dapper grey wig,
Should prove nice and warm,
When perched at the top,
Of No Hands' ginger form'.
(Cheesequake, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# .
You musings on hair
Are both honest and true:
Were I of the "ginge"
I would wear a wig too
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:16, archived)

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