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Just because

I set up my webcam to take a pic every 30
seconds, so i pointed it out of my window
and came to work.....

My street is so boring...

NEw wIndoW cLIcky

If anyone sees anything move, can they let me
know... I'd be ever so excited....

BTW - It's not one of those stare at it and if frightens you pics....

Beleive it or not this pics is updating every
30 seconds.....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)

It moved!!!!!!!

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:11, archived)

goodnight

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

Night!

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

good

night

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)

Lovely

twinkley action :o)
G'nite.

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

good

night

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)

night-night

you'll be back in about 7 hours then...

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)

will not

(possibly only because I'll be at work in 7 hours)

good night

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:28, archived)

where

can I get one?

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)

hahahahaha

ees good

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)

Oh, Robot... I thought you said.....

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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

robot!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)

Woo and Yay 1 year on B3TA

(Alienboy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

woo!

Clangers! :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

WOO!

Who's going to be cooking the pancakes then?
IT'S PANCAKE DAY!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

I make

fantastic pancakes to an old Croatian recipe I picked up while on an exchange trip to Germany many years ago...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

The old Croatian..

..'buy a box of Betty's Panckake Batter Mix' method?

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

no, the

chuck a pile of flour in a bowl, beat an egg with a little milk till it's really fluffy and bubbly, beat into the flour until smootyh and then add milk to a thin consistency. heat butter in frying pan then pour into the batter so you don't have to keep oiling the pan. fry. eat.
method.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

I tend to use:

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)

good gods/gourds!

that's even a prawn isn't it! :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

A prawn in fanny batter?

hehehehhe kinda sums up my love life.....

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

I suddenly feel the need

to have a shower... back soon!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

Woo and Yay for you..

...and the Clangers! Happy B3taday.

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

Not quite...

you've got five and a half hours to go.
(Happy B3taday!)

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

davy lived for the beat

plays faster in internerd exploder than mozilla for some dull techy reason

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anexium, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

that looks

like ex-salford centre scott naylor. that is all.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

like that

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

So do I

Morning peeps.

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)

mwah, mwah

etc

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)

How tres continental!

OUi Oui, on that note I am going to become...

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Banana, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

mais, c'est parfait

i actually THOUGHT of going all French today quand j'etais sur le bus!

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

I'm sorry

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

oh that's

old Neighbours! :) woo etc

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

old skool neighbours...

...hehehe

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

oh for the days

when Daphne gave birth on a riverbank without taking her tights off

which reminds of the joke: How do you make a woman's toes curl during sex? Fuck her with her tights on...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

I am loving that!

the joke that is, I don't have a tights/sex fetish......honest

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

probably best

the chafing would leave you red raw for days...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

some men like tha.......

never mind

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)

*shudder*

shaving rash is bad enough...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)

Hear hear!

I think we should start a campaign to stop men growing hair out of their faces. There's just no call for it in this day and age.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)

I haven't seen neighbours about 4 years

not even sure if it's still going

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

You

haven't missed a thing.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

I don't know

Joe Scully is a fantastic character.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

true

but nothing ever happens, I manage to watch Neighbours once every couple of months and normally the storylines have move forward by less than an inch in the interim.
Also... why do characters in soap operas always buy bottles of wine from the pub - don't they have off licenses?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)

And they always

buy quiches and cakes from the coffee shop.
Hey, loads is happening. Lou is ill again.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)

No-one ever has a moustache or a beard either.

Lou's ill? But he's always such a picture of leathery skinned health. Will he shuffle of this mortal coil any time soon?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:46, archived)

I suspect not.

I think Harold is going to donate his liver to Lou as Lou's is infected.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)

How will

Harold cope without his liver? Maybe he's a robot.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)

hahahahaha

I like that

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

Woo!

top punnage... another day dawns on the board

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

Lance... happy days.

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

Fuck me

I can't believe I've only just twigged the pun.

*remembers Neighbours*
Anne with the wonky nose, hmmm...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

yay. i love

lance.
www.petitiononline.com/lancewil

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

well done stouffer

glad to see you're still fighting the good fight :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

fuckin'

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

sodding

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)

My favourite Lance moment was when

he had that girlfriend that was into UFOs and aliens/sci-fi like he was. Quality.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

nah, the

best moment was when amy painted him orange. HE WAS ORANGE. it was ace.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

yeah that was funny too

he was always funny.
there are very few men I'd have sex with but he is one of them :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:27, archived)

i would, but only

if he was orange.

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

such halceon days of inocence.
I actually rember the first ever episode of Neighbours. I don't count this as one of the major achievements in my life.

(sleipnir, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

Punngae eh?

Spot the gay-basher. Arf!

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Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

haha

you fool!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

Boss-dodging again

Geddit?! Teehee

(Face9, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

Aaaargh!

Weasel people!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

Threadjack

The Guardian gets the spirit of b3ta

sport.guardian.co.uk/cricketworldcup2003/overbyover/story/0,12864,907128,00.html

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ALargeElk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

Cack...

...it's raining in bulawayo. looks like England will miss out an completelt undeserved place in the Super Six

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

those new roadsigns are gettting a bit explicit..

morning all.

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

he he

i like that.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

I bet you do.

Oh and the meeting is ON!
Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

thanks!

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

chuckle

I think he needs some new hips though...

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

He he

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)

red x = (

the tag sounds funny though.

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)

I knew a spider who swallowed an old lady....

If she's still here... This is for Gracielou, for inspiration

I accept that it's quick, crude and crap!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away take it away

mummy

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

that woman is actually

5ft 11in.... think about it

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

argh!

the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale the scale

I'm only 5'3"...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

ahhhh

*pats head condescendingly*

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

careful

I'll bite your knees...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)

that's the best offer

i've had in months!

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

well

where I bite kinda depends on how tall you are...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

arghhhhhhhh!

Raid! Raid!

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

Napalm!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

oh yes

or aerosol hairspray and a lighter

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)

Why are you all being

so mean to Joe?

You eat between eight and ten of his buddies every year while you sleep!

HA!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

between eight and ten?

you mean nine?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

I actually meant

8.25 spiders....

One of them usually swings away with battle scars to scare their grandkids later in life

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:24, archived)

Lies

www.snopes2.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

thanks thirdman

stamping out myths and falsities at every turn.
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDMAN!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

*pop*

Damn, my sarcasm meter just exploded!

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

This is one of the fundamental things

that keeps me going.... next you'll be badmouthing Santa and my "real" girlfriend! HaHa

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)

The page has been blocked because the content has been deemed unsuitable by the administrator.

The request was logged.

Your IP: 10.0.0.55
Your username: anonymous
URL: www.snopes2.com/science/stats/spiders.htm
Category: porn

Bugger! >_<

(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:44, archived)

GAH!

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)

morning all

i made this late last night, as there was nothing on the telly.

www.headwindow.com/fallguy

what you think ?

(phantomboner, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

i like that

you're silly

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

feekin ace that is

/off to sign on now :o(

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

signing on?

you're taking money from asylum seekers and the nhs. i blame you for the war on iraq.
/daily mail incomprehensible argument (tm)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

*shakes fist in agreement*

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

yes

I blame the French.

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

.........

Johnno!!!!!!
wondered what he was up to nowadays

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

complete nutter

Top Darts!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

fantastic, I left the tune playing

just so I could listen again.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

i wondered

what that funny feeling was...

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

Say what you see...

this one woke me up at 2am....

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

Drake no duck ford duomo?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

francis

ford copola?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

I see...

Francis no duck Ford and the roof of a big churchy thing....

I guess Francis Ford Coppola but I don't see how (my lack of general knowledge is terrible)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

Damn you

too quick

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

eh..

Someguynoduckfordonaroof?

(Harry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

Francis

Ford
Cupula?

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chthonic, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

Oh yeah

Francis Drake, minus the Drake.
Ford
I guess that's called a Coppola or something. I don't know.

(Foss, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

skinks have evil powers

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

Jesus

that is subliminal

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

I'm still trying to read it

I gave up when my eyes started to slide out of their sockets, my brain melted through my ears and I got a blinding headache.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

luckily

my bumgay monitor protects me from all blurry text by making it even blurrier.

Whassit say? Or will I die of terror if I find out?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

Obey the skink for he is your natural lord and leader

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

it says "your" not "you"

the skink does not make grammatical errors.

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)

Neither do I

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

the skink saw that

you will be punished

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

yes, please

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

hehe

naughty boy

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

Trevor trained hard...

...hoping the day would finally come when he would be called upon to break a man's arm with his wing...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

Wooo!

woooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

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gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

I love

this woo
yay

edit: Look into his eyes...

(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

great pic woo woo and yay!

though he's a duck not a swan...

/pedant

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

What's that got to do

with the price of biscuits?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

it's swans

that are reputed to be able to break a man's arm, not ducks. though this has nothing to do with the retail value of confectionary ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

biscuits aren't confectionary

they're a major food group

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

true

and a well-balanced meal if they're chocolate biscuits.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

I was knocked unconscious by a duck once

in a wood and somebody shot the duck above me, it fell from a great hieght and whacked me on head,

(

Dill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)

everyone knows that

swans break your arm

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

He knows

quack-Foo.
Fab that is.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

heh-heh

heh!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

love it

great caption n'all!

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

yay!

he's fabaroonie
here have my other new woo yay:

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

I see he's quite skillful

on the cross-fade.

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

Hi Cockalorum

to that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

quacks on

quacks off

Superwoo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

hehe

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lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

Thats a bit rocking

Is that.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

flowers for Ms J Viper

apparently last night whilst winding the board up about reposts, I cut off a conversation you and someone else were having, so as you appear to be a nice person have some flowers from my strange garden

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Dill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

Everyone on here is nice

are you trying to say the rest of us aren't nice?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

obviously

not as nice as me :) it's my sweet nature and gentle presence...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

Yeah

I'll agree with that

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

is that

sarcasm? :P

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

No!

You've never offended me before which is good enough for me. Sometimes I think I single-handedly keep the board members sane here

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

you're very sweet :)

I'm not good at offending, unless by being a bit too open...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

Yes, yes

I know what you mean. People should speak their mind.

You're sweet too! And unbelievably attractive.... (not that I've ever seen you, but I imagine you are) :)

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

um.. thanks :)

just don't look at my pictures then :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

There's a good reason

I don't put my picture on here :)

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

I did put a pic

on my profile, but only cos I couldn't think of anything to write, and they do say a picture is worth a thousand words...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)

oh, i don't know...

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

Some people, hey?

I'm engaged so I don't know what I'm up to... Just being nice

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

don't get me wrong

i'm not on the pull or anything, just saying like!

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

so?

I'm married... that's my daughter in the wooyay directly below here.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)

See

this place is much nicer than a chat room.... no people asking each other's a/s/l or wanting cyber or any of the other gay stuff the get up to (Haven't been in a chat room in about 3 years so I don't know what they get up to nowadays)

Anyway this thread is getting too far over to the right! I might fire up me graphics package and actually do something now I'm awake!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

exactly

we're all nice here. and mostly not in a sinister way :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)

ooooh nice snake but

the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear the floral fear

but that's awsomely woo

I need to make some new wooyays...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

whoops how did that get in there

and me trying to be nice an' all

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Dill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

I realy like that

have you got it in bigorama?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

can probly sort one if you want

mail addy in profile :)

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Dill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

yeah

wallpapertastic...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

wahhay

local safeways has burnt down, gotta go and get some smokey bacon!!!

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Dill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

Somewhere out there

... the lone mad biker giraffe forever roams the highways.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

Excellent....

I sense another top hummus day brewing....

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

wow!

that is the bestest, which woo yay do you want, baby scratching or elephant sneezing, both made last night.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

a baby

elephant scratching while it sneezes!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

both?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

Elepant

must have elepant!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

is that

the baby elephant from George of the Jungle?

mmmmmmmm Brendon Fraser

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

it's ripped from an avi file on a cold cut cd.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

maybe they got it

from George of the Jungle then? Elephants don't have pink lolling tongues like that one does...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)

Thankyou!

For you wooyay!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

thank you for making me smile with that giraffe. infact i'm going to send it on to a giraffe fanatic.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

hahahaha

totally hatstand

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Today is a good day for...

hummus!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Oh yes

He's a bit of a star

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

fabularse

Edit: The identity crisis post in your profile is superb.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

Easy ridertastic !

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

Pissed sooty says...

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

such a happy fellow

woo!

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sosumi, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

Quite

possibly one of the most hatstand things ever seen on here.
Big woo !

(iamnotanumber, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

that is just too

terrific

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

Ooo...

Watch out for low bridges though...

(elizabeth, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:26, archived)

PUNNAGE

Good Evening everyone!

Biggerus

/coat

(TopGun6061, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

Heh

I get it! Wheres my medal?

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Couk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

Topgun?

should read toppun! Woo

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sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

Spatula City?

"we sell spatulas, and that's all!"
/very obscure film quote

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

This has given me a sterring wheel in my jocks...

It's driving me nuts! Must know film, must know film... First guess The Simpsons but that aint a film.

(Fellmeister, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

UHF

starring Weird AL Yankovich

(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

here, have a fluff covered mint imperial

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

not even close

if anyone gets it, they can have a mint imperial that has been in my pocket for three weeks

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

Thank god for right-click save as.....

Fantastic punnage! W/Y/H!!!

(the_cyberneticist, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

May be glasscock...

But 10/10 for having the balls to give this product its name:

www.broadcast.co.uk/product_info.php/products_id/82

(Brian Blessed, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

Threadjack

Fear the mega chevron!!!!

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

How mega

is a mega chevron?

(Raphael, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

more mega than a normal chevron

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

I sincerely hope....

...that that is a reference to the mighty St. Helens RLFC. If not, it mentions a variation on the theme of "fear the vee" so it's fine by me. Good work!

(St.John, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

arse

threadjack

Clare Rayner IS NOT DEAD
she's on radio four on weds

Joy!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

you sir

are odd

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

Woo

Yay

With Wings

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

I was sure she'd died...

must have been someone else of similar proportions...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

Giant Haystacks?

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

Ha!

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gurningchimp, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

Joan

Sims?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

Keiko

the whale?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

hattie jacques?

it can take forever to cremate the grossly overweight...

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

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