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hello all

went to war march ....got involved in riot 3 people arrested .... went to lock up managed to get 1 out!
horray for hippys
make tea not war
ta ta

(SPoRk, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

There's nothing better than

violent peace marches.

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

i'd love to go on an anti-capitalism march

wearing nike trainers, levis and a tommy hilfiger shirt

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

I'd like to go on an anti March march

cos I prefer April quite frankly

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)

i want to go on an auntie war march

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

I have and auntie march

but no auntie war

she died when i was a baby

(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

I'm more of a january girl myself

ghandi would be spinning in his grave

(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)

Yes April is far more Springy

than March

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gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

i dislike march

because it's got my birthday in, and i'd like to gloss over it if possible

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

Bit sensitive

about your age are we dearie?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)

you have to be

i don't want to have to run away and hide on the moon

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)

Go on treat your kids, feed them Domo

(Unununium, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

like it woo yay an all that

(sconman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

woo!

kids are evil!
but domo does taste lovely

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

that

is excellent.

on a side note, I drive past the Reading brewery everyday. Smells just like wheatabix! Yum

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)

yay!

I want some now, you make me feel mungry.
(i'm humgry=mungry)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

hehe

like it!

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mozza, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)

hehe

(dognutz, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)

Puurrrrrfection

Clicky for Meowpaper sized

More Woopaper

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

i would

woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

theres a lot to be said

for 50's girlie glamour photos

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

pah! Objectification of women eh?

here, take that - *hurls javelin*

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

so you got the go ahead

on the gender swap operation then

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)

two of those

look like they were previously audrey hepburn.

morning all!

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

Audrey MMmmmmmm

they were a couple of french bints spewed fourth by google

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

nice one

how's you and the mrs flan?

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

fine 'n' dandy

and she loves me soooo much for getting her a new van, even if I did pull it apart yesterday :o)

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

wheeeeeee

i'm sure she loves you anyway :)
when you off to EIRE?

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

14th

got the reserve liver on charge now in readyness

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

you'll be there for paddy's day?

that's brave...

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

Brave ?

or just plain mentaaaaaaaaal ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

Not really

it's celebrated more in america the in Ireland - It's just a normal day over there

(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:23, archived)

pst!

(popt art is irish)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

normal day ?

methinks no such thing exists in the land of the bogs and black laxative

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

*ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING*

ooops capslock...

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popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

woo for your kitty pinups...

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

Even 90s icons are fair game now

inspired by the Bach one yesterday

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

Someone did a version of the tune from the original

flat eric advert on the C64, and it sounds *exactly* like the original. Which would be even better if the tune was any good :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

But

can you hum it?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

dodo do do do, do dodo do do do, do dodo do do do, do DO DO DO DO D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'D'DO

Edit: and now its stuck in my fucking head :( *sigh*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

you

hum it - i'll smash yer face in.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

sticking with Howard...

(sorry its small)

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

He is

a corporate cunt.

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)

though I am on a work binge today (bah)

have a super puppy

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

i like it

have yourself a rather large woo yay for your efforts

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

Ed!

cool :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

ed with kittens

even better

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

nah

I prefer Ein. I'm not a dog person, but Ein rocks.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

aww

lovely!

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stup0t, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

a dapper

fellow!
now get back to work you slacker!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:09, archived)

yes

boss

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

YAY!

he's fab!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

Something sent to me

A cat shaved to look like a lion....
Should be good for some source images.

One

Two

(hover_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

you're about a month too late with those

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

Ah well

I havn't been on the board that long.
Made me chuckle anyway. Then I cried at my own pleasure in cruelty...

(hover_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

while

we're on it - DJ Names
i was Darth Crossfader.

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

marvellous

i am "the knocker" thanks a bunch

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)

DJ Fistful!

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

hmmm

DJ Fumping Choons... not sure about that!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

not fair

I want a better name.

regards,
DJ He Whore

*EDIT* and if i put in my b3ta name, i'm 'The Cheese Spreader'

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Craymen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

hahahahaha

i am "DJ Bollocks"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

DJ Gay Boy?

wtf?

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gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

you like boys ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)

DJ Scratch n' Whiff

it's so true

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

Mine is too embarassing...

But the girl opposite me is DJ He Whore!!

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Dobbin The Great, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)

DJ Project Ho

Nice

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gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

I Do make music under the name

DJ [Insert Generic Name Here] though...

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gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)

way

DJ Nipple Nibbler, I like that.

beats DJ direct hands down ;)

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djdirect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

I am

The Equalizer!

Just like edward woodwood...

(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)

twiddle tweaker
oh!

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

THE PUSHER

not sure I like the connotations

(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)

repost

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gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

should be good

for an email we've all received several times...

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

much like

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

i particularly liked that one

cos it's so fucking big. i'm not sure when i told my friends that i'd like them to send me 10 megs of shit every day

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new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

ooh

I've NEVER seen that one.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:08, archived)

Glasscock

or perhapes a pottery owl

(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

I know its probably been done before

but im only 14 so i cant help it

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

14 eh?

well, just you remember to look away whenever we write naughty words on here, young lad! ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

Go on,

ruffle his hair and clean that dirty mark off his cheek with your own spit.
Go on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

heheheh

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

and

brush your teeth before you go to school

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

im not goin to school

im off ill

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

We'll hear no more of that

Off you go!

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crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

Really?

Or are you making it up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

feel his forehead

bovine! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

His

Forehead Bovine?

Ah...I see what you mean.

*feels forehead*

Well, he does have a bit of temperature.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

leave

that young person alone for chrissake - you'll end up in pokey...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

where are you going with that thermometer?

Ouch!

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thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

well

i was ill on sunday but ive managed to get 3 days off so im happy

(3mo Kid, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

woohoo

you can piss around all day on the boards - get potatoing !
and stop taunting your sister etc, etc

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

REALLY ill

or 'haven't done my homework' ill
?

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thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

mum?

is that you?

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

At least it gives me a chance to repost this

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

the french can be so unreliable

always sneaking off for a bit of bagguette and cheese.

so, am I too late for french day?

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

yes

but that is beautiful and a wonderful pic.
have my newest woo!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

yay

for clowns
even if they do scare me.

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

oooh very nice

poser?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)

nah

nicked the gif and edited it.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)

that is quite

brilliant! : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

Woo!

It's the Eyeful Tower!

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

why

didn't i think of that?

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

Becasue you are not completely twisted..

..yet?

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

yet?

you'd have a long way to catch up with me..; )

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)

Sneaky little tower

Vive la France!

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

Huzzah!

le woo and le yay

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sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

That thoroughly deserves

a rarely awarded woo-yay.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

ooh

I do like sheep
thanks!

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

yay!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

Relevant woo

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christhebarker, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

like that one,

I do.

ta all!

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sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)

just to get the robot out of my system

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

is that contraption

indulging in onanism?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

no it's a very doddery old robot

it's just having a tremble

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Pootle, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

poor ol thing

sacred me a little, but nice pic.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

threadjack to repost for the compy :)

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littlebean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

that's good

now make it burp

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:05, archived)

ah, the old ones are...

...um, the old ones.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

Always worth a giggle

parp

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

parp!

honk!
morning!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

Hmmm,

it seems to be Female B3tan day today.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Are you going

to join in?

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

No,

I just like to watch.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

yes

today all b3tans should be ladies, get to know your feminine side.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

OK then.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

Off to wax my legs then,

buy some shoes & moan about my boyfriend...

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

And talk

about willies and 'feelings'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

is that

what you think women talk about?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

yeah

you kids will get yourselves in trouble with such sweeping generalisations.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

not so much a generalisation

as a summary of an average day in my office

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

Not in *my* office though.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

Thing is though, in my company

most of the talk of waxing, shoe-buying & boyfriend slating all comes from the guys...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

Heheh

that's the fashion industry for you ;)

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

Yes'm

and chocolate and bums.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

yes. and you must be able to walk in heels and a short skirt.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

I can already

do that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

haha!

/nelson

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

I can't do that

I end up feeling that I look like Dick Emery

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missing, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

oooh you are awful

etc.

Edit: Dick Emery. How painful would that be?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

You are awful,

but I like you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

I don't know what

you are talking about!

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gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

I don't wanna

be a lady. it just doesn't feel right...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

could always have a sex-change day and demand norks all day.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

yay!

I demand more norks!
phwoar!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

And some more

norks.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

and the b3ta

birds to get their norks out!
rah!
ah maybe not, thinking about it.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

True

Won't be a pretty sight. Not like our tasty man-norks.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

yum

our moobies am de bestest.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)

I do that anyway... ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

you can

scratch your balls then.

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)

I've always wanted

a penis. I keep asking Santa, but I've never found one at the bottom of my stocking...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

I have

dremt that I am a bloke on several ocasions.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)

what was it like?

and did you have the oportunity in your dream to experience a blow job? this is my ultimate goal - to find out what's so good about them!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

erm

no but close.
I think I had a wank....
I'm feeling well strange about telling this over the net.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)

ok, subject closed : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)

just strange

no need to completely close the subject, I like willies, well sort of.
oh dear im getting all flustered, must stop and scratch my balls for a bit!
;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:17, archived)

Honestly

its impossible to explain.

they just are...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)

they must be

they're such a powerful bargaining tool >

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)

some

might get all moody because they don't understand women

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butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

well

it's all up to how much fun you want to have realy isn't it.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)

Well

I'm willing to bet it'll be plenty of fun if the lovely B3ta ladies demand norks all day.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

The word 'norks'

is way too underused....
btw anyone see yesterdays page three in the Daily Star??
only asking cos I went to school wiv her and was quite odd to see her practically nekkid!!!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)

really?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

haha!

love the name change fatima boab!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

Ooh,

is that new lipstick you have on?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

yes

plus I have a javelin concealed about my person

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

when's the operation due to have your womans breasts enlarged?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

your user name a la whitbread or mansions ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

see above

and tear along dotted line while you're at it

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

ooh

a license to drive recklessly !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

why's that?

is femininity a natural follow on from being French?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

nah

come on the french ladies don't shave their pits, how feminine is that!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

I meant

the French men

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:06, archived)

no the correct phrase is:

"ahhh.. the old ones are the oldest!"

(hello Dr. Phil, btw, long time no see :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

hello lumpness,

I'll remember that for next time.

How are you?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

alright

bit bored though. been up to anything fun recently?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

yeah, buying a house.

S'quite nice, too. I'll put up pics when I've got some.

And making 70 heart-shaped lavender bags as favours for my wedding. Although that's not particularly fun, more grindingly tedious. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

awww

my nan used to make lavender bags, from a big lavender bush in her garden, so I associate those with happy memories of my youth. (awwww... pass the sick bucket)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)

surely

'the old ones are the best - and that's why i'm banned from the care home'

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

eeeuuurghh!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

lo dr phil

good to see you around again. ive had to hide a wee bit cos i got told off at work. well, not told off, they were just curious as to why in a company of 60 people i was managing to take 10% of the bandwidth. oops.

(hazey, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

oops!

oh dear!
lo!
are you going to be a lady today?
;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

hehe.

well im seeing this girl in the company and one of the PAs found out and said she thought i was lovely and 'very in touch with my feminine side'.
that just makes me feel like a complete hom, so being a woman shouldnt be too much trouble :(

(hazey, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

well

you are not and most women find men more atractive when they understand a little about womanlyness. betcha she wouldn't have said that if you were a loud beer lout.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

Fat cats

are the fartiest!

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:44, archived)

teehee !

fart jokes - and so early !
morning all..

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

perfect

(

sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

Some say the b3ta version

was better than the final release.

I'm having fun imagining a B3ta mod. :)

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

yeah!

A b3ta doom wad would rock! (doom would work better than quake; i think the way the sprites always face you would give it a certain charm)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

wooo!

Nohands Doom!!! bugger, now I'm going to have to play it at some point soon...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

That REALLY needs to happen!

You could have Furtives with machine guns

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

the Quo

popping up to hurl fireballs around...

I get scared playing Doom... I only play on the Don't Hurt Me I'm a Wuss level. And I really miss the Monty Python and Goons sound patches I had on my old 486... made it much less scary! "he's fallen in the water!"

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

Frag the little cnut!

(

sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:47, archived)

If b3ta was real

We'd have to go here for our animals, but luckily they have every animal in the world.

(

butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

what do you mean

if b3ta was real??

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

doesn't this board exist then?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

'kin ell

proven not to exist by the bloody exestentialists again, have to go and find another reality.

(

sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

Popbitch?

(

gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

poo.com

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

goat...

no I'm not going there.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Burstslag?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

Combusttart?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

heh

i'm not an existentialist, i'm an exitentialist. I believe that exit signs exist.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

hahaha

I'm an Entertainist - a breakaway group who also believe in the existence of enter signs.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

hehehe

;op

(

sick_boy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

Am I dreaming?

Ah, no! Don't tell me I've slipped into another fantasy world...

Not again!

Damn my twisted mind...

(

gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

Maybe

We're all dreaming that we're awake!?!
ARGHHH!

(

Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

Well I took a picture

Could I get your opinion on my plums please?
NSFW

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

oooh

you have lovely plums! I'd love to suck on them.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

erm

juicy?

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

I don't like

plums...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

Yes give me a juice bavarian sausage any day...

No wait, what am I saying. I'm a vegematarian...

(

gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

me too

cauldron foods tofu lincolnshire sausage anyone?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

Mmmmmm

Nice in a butty!

(

gurningchimp, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

I had to

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

oh for cock's sake

cheese burger - I saw it yesterday and wondered what it could mean. The fries gave it away.

Woo Yay Groan-la.
:)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:27, archived)

Same here

Obviously our French counterparts didn't understand the subtleties of English humour.

(

butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:30, archived)

*wince*

and
*groan*

W/Y/H!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:28, archived)

I was gonna chastise you for reposting

but then saw the Frys. Woo that man.

nb are they Freedom Frys?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:29, archived)

freedom frys?

what nonsense is this? Are they like rebel chips or something?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

nah

some place in America is refusing to sell French Fries. They're calling them Freedom Fries instead, and want the name legally changed.

Linky

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

good grief

I suppose they'll be playing Freedom Roulette next.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:55, archived)

The adventuuuuuuures of Rooooobooooo-doooooog (said in the same voice as pigs in spaaaaaace, spaaaaace marmots, or similar)

Morning all. Robo-dog commands you to click here for the 520k animated version.

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

brilliant

i really must do a proper anim! they've all been ace!

woo woo wooberry woo!

(nevermind, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

that

is wonderful!
what a great start to the day!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:24, archived)

haha

love that yes and woo!

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:29, archived)

That's very good

Robodog's a mean fucker

(

butchbint, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:32, archived)

Wooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooosticks!

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

sooper

dooper!!!!

(

5olly, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:04, archived)

That is excellent

muchos woo/yay's!

(

bean, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)

cookies for whoever gets it!

(

packetslut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Terrorist

cell?

[edit] ooh, and that was without looking at the filename :)

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

cookies for you!

(

packetslut, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

I want a cookie too.

Gimme a cookie or else.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)

Have mine

I'm on a diet anyway

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

yum!

*crumbs everywhere*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

Tut tut.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

such manners

morning!

(

crouchingbadger, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Told you to watch out, didn't I?

(

Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

WooooOOo

Ness!
Somebody needs to teach no hands a lesson....

(

Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

Thank you :-)

Gotta run..... late for work - eeeek!

(

Nitapusekatt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:36, archived)

today I feel like

biggerness

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

At first glance I though that was a testicle

not a heart...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

surely

that looks nothing like a testicle??

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

Really?

That's me off to the doctor's then...

;)

I only glanced at it out of the corner of my eye, honest.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

I'd be glad

to give you my professional opinion..

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Don't tempt me...

/off to boot up the scanner

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

argh!

I now have the image of that bloke on here who squashes food in his scanner. until it bursts.... DON'T DO IT!!!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:20, archived)

Its a multi sheet feed scanner

that could be painful

& I really wouldn't like to explain it to the service guy...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

ahh well

no professional opinion for you then.

biab, toast time.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:22, archived)

You've got funny testicles then...

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:16, archived)

Well

one of them does do stand-up on thursday nights, he's produced some seminal work...

sorry

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:19, archived)

Don't

you sound like my flatmate last night when her boyfriend came round.

I though he was killing her...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:20, archived)

arf :)

a mate of mine who was renouned for the noise got up one morning when her boyfriend was staying to find a can of WD40 outside her bedroom door...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:21, archived)

ha ha ha

(nevermind, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

An ex-housemate

used to have the bedroom next to the bathroom.
I once disturbed her and her boyfriend mid-coitus with a loud echoing fart into the toilet bowl.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:26, archived)

we used

to put one of our flatmates off by banging on the wall out of rhythem...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:29, archived)

No vowels

in rhythym.

sorry.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)

I'm pretty sure

there is...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

nope

she's right

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

but it's rhythm, not rhythym...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

you are so right.

I knew something wasn't right about it.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

English

is a bloody stupid language! cough bough through though hiccough rough.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Hah! I agree.

And in Dorset:
I'm going Tescos to.

Whu?

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)

Of course

there's also only the one 'y'
(rhythm)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

One of my housemates at university

was renowned for bringing girls home - a new one each week or so.

For one of my courses I had to interview a local business man so I asked to borrow his dictaphone. On the tape in there was a recording of his last "conquest" - he'd left it on his cupboard & forgotten it was voice activated...

It only lasted around 90 seconds followed by a disappointed female voice asking if that was it...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:34, archived)

HA!

: )

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:37, archived)

you have

always had and always will have get your coat comic timing.
;)

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)

Hell

if I could tell a joke as well as I fuck up an anecdote, I'd be as popular as Tarbuck.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:41, archived)

that is also a good idea

hmm... voodoo dolls...

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

sacrificing

a strawberry?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

Shall we help to cheer you up?

Will pouring your heart out to a bunch of strangers lighten your load?

Oh go on I like giving advice...

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:25, archived)

it's theoreticaly over, so there really isn't any advice to be taken.

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:33, archived)

I told you

wood, honey, handcuffs & bears...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:35, archived)

growl!

I think I like this idea even more than the last one!

; )

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

you mean the other sort of wood

and the other sort of bears.

silly me.

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:39, archived)

what ever cheers you up

;)

you could have him mauled by either sort of bear...

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

he'd like it

submissive little thing that he is

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

Dammit.

Both for my missed advice-giving chance, and for the state of your poor heart.

Go to dutchbird's link above and look at the leopard cub. That cheered me up no end :)

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:38, archived)

the fuzzy cuteness

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)

I have a tiger as a pet.

In my head.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)

how does it fit?

is it a tiny tiger?

(

gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:03, archived)

sorry

(

hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)

Hahahaha

I hope they fail in their peace efforts -- I'd like to see that fight!

edit - darn, didn't see the subtitle. I thought Jordan was going to fight the turkey.

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

I thought it was just Turkeys that gobbled

snigger

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

I was restraining myself

from mentioning gobble gobble gobble...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

Tags

(

Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

don't know what you mean

innocent grin

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

;)

(

Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

Still i'd like to see her

with a few cocks....

:)

(

Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:18, archived)

Look,

a couple of dodgy looking gobblers.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

Miiiiiinnnnnnddddd

Piiiiiissssssss

(

FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

Well

so long as greece gets involved it could be an entertaining night all round...

(Raphael, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)

Almost there ...

(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:54, archived)

Beeeeooowteeeful

domo-ness !

(iamnotanumber, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 8:57, archived)

ooooh!

yay for tiny climbers :)

morning all.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:02, archived)

good morrow to thee

(

Samsonite, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

yea verily

an' all that! :)

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:06, archived)

Orwight?

How goes it?

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

not enough sleep.....

ugh. how's you?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

Headache after last nights imbibing.

See below...

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:08, archived)

how far

below?

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

This far...

www.b3ta.com/board/877684

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

you're a loony :)

you're 40?? that's more impressive than Dambustering around a tower ; )

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:17, archived)

40 is impressive? 'Kin 'ell!

And it wasn't the Dambusters. That goes, Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, wheras 663 Squadron goes dah d'dah dah' d'dah dah dah...

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:40, archived)

It's

the Beeb's London Marathon theme tune innit.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:43, archived)

Is it?

I avoid marathony stuff. It's the flying pigs financial services ad music though...

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)

I heard

it on Classic FM the other day and they called it by name, suggesting it's older than 633 Squadron, but I can't remember what it's called.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:52, archived)

It's not called 633 Squadron, but it

was written for the fillum by Ron Goodwin, who died recently...

(

pxyzyzygy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)

ahh, that makes it much more clear... ;)

and 40 is impressive. in a way. my daughter will be a teenager when I'm 40... that's a scary thought!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:45, archived)

My boyfriend's sister will be

a teenager when he's 40.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)

I'll be 30

when my brother becomes a teenager

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:00, archived)

woo

freeclimbing domo!

(

sosumi, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

yay!

fabaroonie!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:31, archived)

very nice

woo™

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 9:42, archived)

that's

beautiful i tell you!
woo!

(

aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:07, archived)

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