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# How peeved does the black cat look?


hurrah for hemera objects!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Huzzah

That's what I like to see, animated kittens
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# cheers pootle
it's my first kitten based animation

and a big WOO! for Chorlton and his wheelies!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# brill.
More like this.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Frosty relations give Dublin polar bear sore head
DUBLIN, April 4 (Reuters) - Authorities at Dublin Zoo,
worried by the erratic behaviour of their female polar
bear, commissioned a study to find the problem and
discovered she simply had a bad case of marital stress.

Experts monitored the behaviour of the bear and her
mate and concluded the female's constant, agitated
pacing of their shared enclosure was due to the male.

"The report found that the female demonstrated symptoms
of stress when she was near the male and to remove this
stress a separate area or retreat exclusive to the
female polar bear was recommended," Dublin Zoo director
Leo Oosterweghel said.

Now the pair, Ootec and Spunky, are to be moved to new
accommodation in eastern Hungary where Spunky can chill
out in her own exclusive space.

Oosterweghel said it was not possible to redesign the
enclosure at Dublin Zoo to separate the bears, so staff
looked at a number of European locations before
deciding on Hungary's Sosto Zoo.

"The enclosure in Hungary will allow each polar bear to
spend time by themselves if they choose and yet will
still allow them to come together when and if they
choose," Oosterweghel said, adding that Dublin Zoo
would keep tabs on the bears' progress after they move
to their new home next week.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# and now
the weather...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Far too much text
could someone tell me if it's worth reading.
My brain left 20 mintues ago, and I can't be bothered to request it comes back without good cause.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# no
edit/ and by that i mean yes i'll tell you weather its worth reading, and no it isn't worth reading.

and wheres the news letter?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# It's not.
Really, it isn't.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# No
something about a polar bear. Nuff said.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Two bears in zoo, female bear pissed off
moved to different zoo where can be together but have individual space
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# a bit National Front?
It's often been a bit Daily Mail....

so NF is an improvement!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Bradford comments etc.
in the spaz
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# cheers
I could have done with your help for book reviews when I was at school.
Well anything would be better than just blagging it, from what I read off the back.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Well, it seems...
even in the animal world females go to bed with 'headaches'
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# here's some more reading for you
considering you seem to have so much time on your hands

www.cockeyed.com/legal.html

I bet you are so glad i linked to that guys!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ahhh
its goldylocks....

(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# very good.
better than mine, methinks
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# nah
they are both good...all pics are good....after all art is subjective...so id woo yay everything...well as long as its not a glasscock from a email then i`ll just do a ohh nay...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# has percy thrower
just put a giant mirror in the garden, reflecting the sun in such a way that the entire team have just stared directly into it?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# you
mean ya never saw the blue peter where they were all hynotised and ended up shagging in the blue peter garden...that is once petras iron cast head was covered in vasaline and a few people were never able to walk properly again ?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I just went to this website and stole their intro movie:


No apologies, I am in an extremely bad mood.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# that is very woo...
and evil... but more woo than evil
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# bbrhbrbhrbbhbhhbhbrfffbfbfhhfhhbhfgfh fhbhbhbhfbghfhfbghf


akk!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# woo and yay!!
my brother's epileptic and he'd laugh his nads off at that!!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhhh!
*dribbling fit*
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# epilepsy inducing
repost
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# you got
me twitching!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# ACID CAT!!!!!
shit, I got my periodic squint back, damn...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# splendid
next you'll be buying up all the misspellings of dyslexia.com
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# This guy's screen was really what you got at www .epilepsy.tk last year (gone now)

Done by a b3tan of course, with loud pounding music and flashing much faster fullscreen.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:23, archived)
# That
seriously rocks.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)
# well I just don't learn do I

cliccy for smug broadband/isdn types
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'll huff..
and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house up!"

(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Chicken Little...

Sorry. I don't post often, and now you know why...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Fuck
knows.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Boobs in the Wood

/sorry
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# she's got very dry skin
right, sod the lot of you, i'm going home. good weekends one and all, have a good holiday db.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Doesn't that normally read
Wood in The Boobs?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# hehehe
filthy bugger ;)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Oooh!
That's awful.

That'll give those tree hugging hippy mongs the first whiff of knockers in their miserable lives.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# What sort of fruit grows on that tree?
.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Napples
of course
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Golden Boobalicious?
Cox's orange nipples (Judith Chalmers)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Judith's Charmers?
I think you shouldn't eat fruit once the skin gets too wrinkly and saggy though
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# it
might be........
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:20, archived)
# that's
really disturbing.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:26, archived)
# It must be
these

/repost
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# that's better
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# deciency at last!
w/y/h
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Hee hee
He needs something else.

How about nipple covers?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# maybe some little tassles
/me fixes
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Ooh goody.
Paisties are the best.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# It's still not right
His man breats arn't saggy enough
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha...
fabulous :-)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# or alternatively
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# subtle
but devious
Woo
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# that's me
or, more often, unsubtle and obvious
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Oh me likey

(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
#  
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Is that a repost?
Cos I know I've seen it before.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I have too, because I was trying to remember the name
of the rapper who wears that stupid Elastoplast all the time.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# nelly
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# sorry
theres usually more people on around now so i thought i'd repost
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# If a repost is required, bide your time
and repost it, in a relevant thread, rather than a bare faced repost, please.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# We don't encourage that
sort of behaviour, or else everyone would do it and we'd get burried under old pics.

Why didn't you just wait until now to post it?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# ooh, look
a film poster, with saddam hussein and george bush on it.

(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] It had to be done
And I have no hummus. Boo nay to this:



Peter Pracownik has some very nice fary tale images.

Is it just me or is the newsletter a bit late?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# WOO
i sort of expected rogan to do that...
ohhh Lear.. opens up all sorts of possibilities :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I've been
thinking about the poem for a while, only a bit different...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I WAS GOING oooops
to animate it a while back, but i think i am going to do the Dong with the luminous nose instead...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I keep
thinking of things to do, and then someone else does them. I will do the owl and the pussycat one day though... one day...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# yay
it's pretty.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# newsletter
Less than 20 minutes of precious work time to waste!!
need....newsletter...now.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# don't fret
if you're gone before it arrives, it'll just take the edge of nasty monday
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:24, archived)
# talk to the hand...

'cos the face ain't listening...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# looks like he wan't some finger food to me!
/coat
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ok, so thats the content of tonights
night-terrors sorted then.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Sa
tan!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# yayyay
woooow
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# open wide !
for some reason I can only see your pics every other refresh
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# that's odd...
just mine?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# well
the odd other one but usually yours yes

*edit and pootles it seems
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:25, archived)
# ANGEL OF DOOM!
Me and a mate just made an ANGEL OF DOOM!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe
wasn't expecting that!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# neither
was i
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Scary at first
then funny as hell.

Woo!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
# i really love you guys
i really do
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
# that
damn near cheered me up. In fact, I think it did.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Does anyone know anything that
gets piss out of pants?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# washingmachine?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# What weighs two tons
and sits at the end of your bed taking the piss out of you?



a kidney dialysis machine
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahhahah

I'll stop laughing in a minute, and maybe type a coherent reply instead... but for now, have some more hahahahahahahahah!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ha that's ace!
woo yay
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# You sir
Are not only extremly funny but have an excellent taste in music. Keep singing Gay Bar now, cheers for introducing me to it.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# You sir,
are a genie arse of the highest order.

Woo and Yay to Joel & James...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# That's
made my day!

w/y/h to the Angel of Doom!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Sorry.... had to be done.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# yes!
top woo yay!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# *wipes tear from his eye*
WOO! YAY!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# wow
yes!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# WOOHOOOO
YAYHEYYYY
HOOOOOPLAAAAA

That there's top punnage in action.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern Fairy tails

a little tasteless but I'm that kinda mind
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# mmmm.....
buttplugs
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# he he
funny

and slightly arousing
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Class
pure class.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# How unhygenic.!
What's wrong with just sticking a broom up your arse?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# some people
just arn't as talented as you
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Why thankyou!
I can show you my operation scar too, if you really want me to.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# no thank you.
I've only just had my hernia pushed back in
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# 'Fairy tale' end-in'?
*shudder*
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# even worse than a normal common all garden passage butt plug
the special ones, for equine fetishists.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Life of Jack
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# he's not the messiah,
he's a very naughty boy!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# ooh
I used to work with their CEO...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Taking the sacred
word of Python in vain....is this an "off to hell scenario" ...woo and yay tho'
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Tales of the Arabian Nights

I reckon I won't be the first or last to submit this one...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I like what you`ve done there
Supreme Potatoshopping.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# a liitle bit
(, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# afternoon lads and ladesses
no newsletter yet?
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:43, archived)
# nope
im sat here on the edge of my seat!!!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i'm sat here
on the toilet.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# sitting
/pedant
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# It's idiomatic
so I think it's allowed

counter-pedant
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# i bow
to your uber-pedantry
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# be careful you don't fall off
.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# well spotted
on both counts, young Rik. You will go far I think.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Nah
it`s just that people in the office are wondering why I`m actually doing some work today

[/edit: and if that bloke with the Ketchup Song ringtone gets another call, I`m gonna commit murder]
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Ahh, i nearly had that
problem, but not quite. I'm with you on the ringtones though, hence the headphines in my ears

or headphones even. But I like to be different.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Threadjack.
After many attempts this afternoon I have discovered that Tim Brooke-Taylor is the hardest of The Goodies to draw.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# it's insights like these
that give variety to life.
thank you.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# no distinguishing features, really.
i can see your point. I had the same problem with Orlando Bloom.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# He's right, you know.
I just attempted to disprove him and it turned out to be a cross between Phenella out of Chorlton and the Wheelies and Chris deFucking Burgh.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I think I've sorted it,
you habve to go down the "pointy nose, haughty expresion route".
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# That's where the Phenella came from.
Mind, you're slightly better at drawing than me :)
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:59, archived)
# They all came out quite well,
I'm going through a spate of drawing people.
Yesterday I drew Jake La Motta (Raging Bull).
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# WELL OBVIOUSLY!!!
jesus! some people eh?!
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# As he looked then
or as he looks now?

You are right though - he's quite ordinary whereas for Oddie all you need is a big beard, ears and glasses.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Oddie has the beard
Garden has the glasses and sideburns.
The thing with Tim Brooke-Tayloe is that his face just doesn't suit long seventies hair.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# draw
him with a bag on his head with the word 'tim' written on it by Bill.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Heh,
that would be in keeping.
I'm going to draw them running away from a giant kitten.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I see your threadjack, and raise you:
Aparently they passed a new law on April 1st which means we can't move into our new house until an extra piece of paperwork is completed - the lawyers say this will only take a week.

However, the next tenant is due to move into our house in 6 days. Our landlord has (in an incredibly minor way) fucked up some confirming paperwork though, so we're within our legal rights to stay here and barricade the doors for another month. We just phoned the landlord to tell him that.

He's Not Very Happy with us. I am Quite Scared.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Be calm, be calm.
It'll sort out someway or t'other.
Its not your fault, let your lawyers speak to him.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# oh bums -
can you get the lawyer to hurry up? Can you store your stuff oop North and crash at your folk's place for a bit?

edit - and if it's only 1 week-ish you might well be able to swing it with the landlord by being nice...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# The lawyer says they're going as fast as they can -
and he's a family friend and stuff so we can't rush him any more than that.

The trouble is, where the hell do we put the cats?

It will all be fine. It's just not very nice right now.
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Coe to Notting Hill
for a pint then
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:00, archived)
# That's crap.
If, however, you need somewhere to stay in the meantime...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ditto here
we have a spare double if you need it philky... i wonder if all the cats would get on! it'd be like double the mirror image thing... four black and white kitties...
(, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)

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