
mention it last time, but shouldn't green be on the bottom, and red on the top?
/pedantic
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:59,
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/pedantic

HAMMER!.. Got my bandwidth sapped like you
wouldn't believe when that American chap was
doing the Iraq "Hammer Time" thing all over the
news a couple of weeks ago!.
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Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:10,
archived)
wouldn't believe when that American chap was
doing the Iraq "Hammer Time" thing all over the
news a couple of weeks ago!.

it's quite nice.
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Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:43,
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monochromed him (its the dodgy editing of the woman swimmers leg) that makes the fear look bad
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:47,
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isketch with me... I need my fix - just started a room.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:48,
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before, it kept timing out on me. Has it got any better?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:55,
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i was watching the news today, and saw this poor guy, basically left to run iraq.
i made a stupid flash video in tribute
www.headwindow.com/saeed/
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:41,
archived)
i made a stupid flash video in tribute
www.headwindow.com/saeed/

i've decided, to make it a bit more exciting and with purpose, the winner of my b3ta board origins challenge will now also win a £5 Thornton's gift voucher I just found.
sargant.illustrain.com/origins/
Also, following verruca treatment, my feet smell of strong vinegar.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:44,
archived)
sargant.illustrain.com/origins/
Also, following verruca treatment, my feet smell of strong vinegar.

i have all the results in a database but no script to score results yet.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:50,
archived)

ewwwwwwwwwwww veruca!
Way to mix messages/images...
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:46,
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Way to mix messages/images...

apparently, due to the persistence of these veruccas, i am on the strongest treatment my chiropodist can use (Potassium Hydroxide)
the next one up is local anasthetic and microscopic welding gun as an outpatient...
/shudders
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:49,
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the next one up is local anasthetic and microscopic welding gun as an outpatient...
/shudders

tell me more about the thornton's voucher - is there a limit to the kinds of chocolate you acn buy? Does it have an expiry date? Any free samples attached? Does it have scratch&sniff?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:52,
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£5 gift voucher.
which is like monopoly money, but made of chocolate.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:53,
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which is like monopoly money, but made of chocolate.

....click here ;) - err.. have you seen this? am I going to get told off now?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:49,
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No? Good show!
Welcome, pull up a bandwagon, blah blah blah... :)

so I feel it's safe now to say I have gotten away with it!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:57,
archived)

just an elborate spam, for you to tell us you are having a golf sale? Spam gets better everyday.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:41,
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so i may see it fit to inform everyone of a Golf Sale in the common room on friday afternoon...
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:43,
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I saw the shot, and I took it... :-)
Now you can really feel at home!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:45,
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Now you can really feel at home!


flying visit, hi/bye all :)

gobby bastard with his camp sidekick who are cleverly voiced by the same bloke :o)
hi/bye!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:42,
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hi/bye!

Oh no he's not... he's gone!
Oh well, he's left us a great pic to look at :)
Woo!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:42,
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Oh well, he's left us a great pic to look at :)
Woo!

look at his tongue! That's premiership lolling if ever I've seen it.
right:

byeeeee.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:42,
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right:

byeeeee.




























































And more to the point... the hoopla?
forgive me Lord for I know not what I do (honest!)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:51,
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forgive me Lord for I know not what I do (honest!)

i'd get slapped wrists for breaking the board, probably.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:53,
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for finding a decent pic of Bungle !
Number 2 woo for making a top pic !!!
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Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:31,
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Number 2 woo for making a top pic !!!

nil pwooin
sorry, sounded like eurovision :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:40,
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sorry, sounded like eurovision :)

Especially if they are wearing Camo and brandishing P90's

(i'd have animated it, but i'm tired)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:34,
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(i'd have animated it, but i'm tired)


Altogether now, "My old Tom's a Dustcat, he wears a Dustcat's hat..."

but I'm afraid that's as big as it gets. I don't have the back of the piano or the bottom half of the cat, so I can't really expand it much.
Sorry.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:35,
archived)
Sorry.

i thought, "goodness, he knows something i don't".
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:37,
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has a strange 'kittenface' in it!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:37,
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the mirrored IMAGE BANK logo thinly visible through his painted-in stomach. :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:39,
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you win an ice cream (in a 'first person to see the sea' stylee!)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:41,
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excellent pic.
He has to be part of the Chas and Dave of cat world :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:35,
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He has to be part of the Chas and Dave of cat world :)

i can kind of make out two kittens in the froth..bonsai anyone?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:36,
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no, you're right, I can see them too!
oh, and woo!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:41,
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oh, and woo!

2nd the notion for wallpaper! congrats! gotta make me a woo yay image for that
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:36,
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some old school cat shoppin' always good to see :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:38,
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and your trademark style! great as ever!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:42,
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woo to you.
I'm still thinking of the kittens, picked another roadkill cat up last night and found its family.. made me cry and it wasn't even a cat I knew, though it did look like one.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:53,
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I'm still thinking of the kittens, picked another roadkill cat up last night and found its family.. made me cry and it wasn't even a cat I knew, though it did look like one.

is wearing nappies.
and looks like George Michael.
OK, sorry, a bit harsh, but I've still got half a day's work b4 going on hols. woo .
yay .
:@|
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Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:16,
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and looks like George Michael.
OK, sorry, a bit harsh, but I've still got half a day's work b4 going on hols. woo .
yay .
:@|

Saw the ads for "Celebrity Shag Match" and thought that's a b3tian.... sure enough it's Nacho.... Good luck to you "quid's in!"
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:32,
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And best bit is... (Bit like Joel) it's instantly recognisable as B3TA
Soon people will look at me like I have a life!!!!(p'raps)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:36,
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Soon people will look at me like I have a life!!!!(p'raps)

the only person not to have seen this advert?
/edit: and when is it on?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:39,
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/edit: and when is it on?

but then again, i haven't actually watched any tv since i registered with b3ta...
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:41,
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I saw that once - it's like a computer, but with no keyboard, isnt it?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:42,
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Let's spread love throughout the world, either that or send in The Fear and just take it over?
/edit: Just wait another 10 mins or so.. should be on Sky 1 by then
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:41,
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/edit: Just wait another 10 mins or so.. should be on Sky 1 by then

This time its personal!

Ogre Kitten I - the beginning
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:31,
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Ogre Kitten I - the beginning


...and randomly i was covered in post-it notes. Just thought it the best way to introduce myself, g'evening all b3ta'ens.

nice picture

(PS, Does anybody remember (insert name here) ?)
OH and welcome!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:30,
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(PS, Does anybody remember (insert name here) ?)
OH and welcome!

Pull up a kitten.
Gotta bring your own hummus to the all year b3ta party!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:30,
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Gotta bring your own hummus to the all year b3ta party!

blimey - welcome.
(are you in prison? It almost looks like daylight shining through the bars at your window behind you.)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:35,
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(are you in prison? It almost looks like daylight shining through the bars at your window behind you.)

Quimton Buttocks can fuck right off!
But far play for 'avin a crack I say.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:37,
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But far play for 'avin a crack I say.

wooooooooo!

Reposty! No prizes this time though for guessing it. :-P
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:29,
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Reposty! No prizes this time though for guessing it. :-P

...that resided in saddams palace when the coalition troops arrived:
THE EVILDOER

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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:21,
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THE EVILDOER


And probably has been already

Johnny... Geddit?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:21,
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Johnny... Geddit?

heard in a long, long time...
:)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:25,
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:)

...though William and his Grandpa could not comprehend what it was...

"What the hell is it grandpa?"
"I don't know, William, but I fear it so....."
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:21,
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"What the hell is it grandpa?"
"I don't know, William, but I fear it so....."

Now, that gives me the fear
:-)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:24,
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:-)

inny!/edit - actually it could be an outie. I'm not sure anymore. *sob*
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:35,
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Sodding Hoskins was just on it! He was in bed with Frasier too!
Not right.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:20,
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Not right.

Bob Hoskins played Frasier's old school gym teacher or some such... the tv guide page was scanned in and posted yesterday.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:27,
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Frasier is going out with his squash partner, who is a gym teacher, and after she yells at a girl, he sees Hoskins instead. It is very disturbing when they get into bed together.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:31,
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I greatly enjoyed the sight. Highly amoosing, I found it.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:34,
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by immediately thinking of Johnny2 when I saw that. Perhaps I might be here too much :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:40,
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its all been done befor..
but still.. lol
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:17,
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but still.. lol

it hasn't all be done before.
Sa b3tan posts a gibbon, playing basketball with an armadillo while playing a suzaphone,
and says, "I bet this has already been done.."
you think, "yeah, that's so obvious".
Goodnight
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:21,
archived)
Sa b3tan posts a gibbon, playing basketball with an armadillo while playing a suzaphone,
and says, "I bet this has already been done.."
you think, "yeah, that's so obvious".
Goodnight

i remember that, possibly one of the best ever instances of 'probably been done before...' i reiterate, i fucking love this place :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:33,
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as i still fine good ol no hands very funny.
/coat...
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:26,
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/coat...

...there I was expecting sharks to come jumping out the water after the blackhawk, and the only one I see goes after Mark Wahlberg's toe cheese.
I feel cheated.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:20,
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I feel cheated.

i had downloaded about 5% of that and i knew it was an "isitreal" pic. it's getting like the new golf sale...
saying that i really love the whole isitreal thing.
woo! :)
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:35,
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saying that i really love the whole isitreal thing.
woo! :)
![Challenge Entry: Modern Fairytales [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
or sheeping beauty

i dunno, my brain's a bit stretched these days...
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:13,
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i dunno, my brain's a bit stretched these days...

i shoved a compass in both his eyes
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:16,
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doesn't everything look more sinister when you write in <small> tags?
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:16,
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So poor a pun, yet it has the virtue of not having been done (recently, at least)!
Have a woo, go on, you know you want one!
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:12,
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Have a woo, go on, you know you want one!

I think that means I best go to bed.
I've nicked your line for the want of something better.
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:18,
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I've nicked your line for the want of something better.

you're both fools - that's part of the camel's disguise!
/hump
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Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:23,
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/hump
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