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Yum...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Shock and Awe TicTacs. I like. I like mucho.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

I'm sure

I saw that yesterday

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barnesy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

It was Sunday

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

that's beautiful! and goodnight everybody

I go to bed now
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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

goodnight

gracielou

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

goodnight

Mystery_Bob

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Bye!

*waves*

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partychancer, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

good night

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Night Lou

can we call you Lou?

(The Love Manatee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

You can call me Shirley if it makes you happy.

good night

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

Night Shirley

Love you... mean it!

:-)

x

(The Love Manatee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)

hahahahaha

good night

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Dr Drink, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)

good

night

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

Sweet dreams

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

Is that real

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Sardini, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

I think so

although I'm not sure if it's asleep or the victim of some freak yarn strangulation tragedy

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

You're strangling him!

Out! Now!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

ooooh fuzzy kitten! can I eat him?

good night

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

Burns: "Say goodnight, Gracie."

Allen: "Goodnight, Gracie."
They just ain't writing comedy like that no more.

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)

goodnight

whoever you are

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

lightweight

night...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)

smelly

night...

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

What a refreshing tactic.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

yum, indeed.

i like tic tacs

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

yay

That's very Milton Jones. His radio series was excellent.

Revolutionary: 'What are your perfered tactics?'
Milton: 'I like the green ones'

MTV style VJ: 'What do you find really groovy?'
Milton 'Corduroy Trousers'

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

Sounds a bit like the Young Ones to me...

Old lady in graveyard: "Do you dig graves?"

Neil: "yeah... they're alright..."

(The Love Manatee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)

I loved that series ever so much

I think I still have some of it on tape somewhere, sadly I no longer have a tape player

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)

my first bandwagon

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PoofBird ~V~, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

How did he get the bath water so still ??

/confused

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

it's not water

it's mercury...

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PoofBird ~V~, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Of course !! ...

.. then my question is .. did he live to tell the tale and if so, is he as mad as a hatter?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

There's a bit of trivia

I thought I was the only one who knew

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Sardini, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

really?

i thought everyone knew that. maybe our minds are just too highly trained...

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

I'm obviously

hanging around with the wrong people.

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Sardini, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

Yes .. positively brimming over ..

/sorry

"all around my hat, I will wear some mad fucker's saliva" - just doesn't have the same ring does it ?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

I seem to remember learning it in

GCSE chemistry, along with the Minimata fish disaster.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)

Is that Alan Rickman...

...having the painful insight that he is far too good an actor to ever be a star?

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

was this taken

whilst the school bullies held your head in the bowl and flushed??

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

Fuck it, I'm going to repost this from late last night

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

wtf

nearly shat meeself!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

He just wants a

cuddle.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

mein GOT!

that's scary!

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packetslut, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

that's a bit scary!

I'll jump on the reposts bandwagon and repost this one:

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barnesy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

I bought these in my local shop

did I miss the bandwagon?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

Bill Hicks

Genius... may he rest in peace.

(The Love Manatee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

"A war is when

two armies are fighting, so I think you see right there...

/gulf war (mk 1)

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

Ha ha ha! Woo and yay to both you and him!

There is no justice though... why should he die and people like Darren Day still walk the earth?

(The Love Manatee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

Well,

Someone has to distract the old ladies.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

I've spent the morning listening to The Flying Saucer Tour.

He was one of the clearest thinking men I ever heard speak...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)

We do..?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

cheer up

have some smack

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

*SMACK*

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Thanks

Share and share alike - anyone else for some?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

*SMACK*

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

Help!

I don't want my post to be eaten!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

wow

he's got a big mouth.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:27, archived)

Yeah

I'm afraid we are all just food that hasnt died.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

oh my god!

that thing is eating the board! :)

that's ace.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Danger, danger!

Mind piss!
MIND PISS!!!!!!!!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)

and at 11:11

on the board too!

There's something more than cognitive wee-wee going on here.

/paranoia

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

RARGH!

He's eating the board!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Fredwaste

Dogbomb.. Inbox - scan - Vlarge JPG.

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

wilco Roger that

bleeeeep

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

ooo... can we all see it?

we can host it for you if necessary :)

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

Ask Dogbomb..

sorry I have to go out now so don't have time..

It's in Dutch anyways...

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Darryn.R, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

i'll ask him next

time i see him

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

waaaa!

save me from the six-legged fat-headed spider cat thing...

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stup0t, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

Plus mini woo yay to me, its my birthday!

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Happyperson, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

happy birthday to you

a yay and a woo!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

Happy Birthday

happyperson!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

In fact,

have my generic b-day card!
Hippy Bathday!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

"What we have here, Watson....

...is a fine example of the kind of pun which, properly applied, kills and leaves no clew!"
Happybirthday, Happyperson!

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)

hooray! happy birthday!

have a stunt penguin!

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

thankyou, it's just what i've always wanted

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Happyperson, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)

every home

should have one.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

Hee hee

you silly!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Happy Birthday darling

from your Kittenbean - betcha never thought you'd see me here!
XX

(Kittenbean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)

i started making this yesterday, and i can't remember why now...

but i thought i'd better finish it anyway.

(i thought we deserved stained glass windows - you may wish to disagree)

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

is this

why we can't go to Edinburgh?

*resumes shuffling papers and looking busy*

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

it was supposed to be

a birthday surprise...

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

is it a mobile home?

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

yep.

like a hovercraft.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

Are you coming to Edinburgh?

Would you like one of Bob's Mystery Tours?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

mmmmmmm

I'm a bit worried we'd end up locked in a barn for the day.

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

Oh come on...

...the charges were dismissed - the police could never find proof of the things ~~I did~~ I was alleged to have done.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:20, archived)

besides

I like barns

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

blah..

I have no hummus today. Whining clients aren't much help either.

So here's a picture of Prince Albert of Monaco.

Bit of a dickhead..

(radja, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

oh dear

that's made me snigger no end.

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

uh huh huh huh

you said end

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

you have

a stupedously sick, perverted, and individual imagination. Feed it.

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Vermin, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

Well

it could've been a hell of a lot worse.

W/Y/H for daring to go there!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

Thanks for the warning....

it explains why there was nothing remotely hummus about that pic. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

im new

well this is my first time on one of these things so b gentle wiv me.plz!!!

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

yay

welcome to the board.
we're not that tolerant of people from yorkshire on here but i'm sure we'll get used to your quaint little accent and strange northern ways...
welcome ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

Sez the taff

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

wilkommen in b3ta

let us know if there's any trouble down t' mill.

(r0yksopp, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

i tha luv,don fret,ill let ya no if theres trouble down mill.wouldnt want thy 2 get vex

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

hey budski!

I was born in Yorkshire actually. Although I got kicked out when I was 6 for not being able to drink heavily enough. i could only manage 7 pints at that age. *bless*

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

poor u

well i cud manage 10 at that age,u obviously wernt pushin urself enuf!!try harder!!ull get there.lol

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)

Leave 'em alone Taffy!

Welcome Yorkshire one. Pull up a kitten and enjoy the splendours of b3ta.
Also get shopping the many bizarre things I am sure that are in your imaginipop!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

hehe

welcome yorkshire person to the board.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

i dont really av a accent!!!

dont av any quiant ways.where r u frm then if u dont like yorkshire?afew too many sheep but apart frm that its ok!!!

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

U MIGHT NOT HAEV AN ACANT BUT U TOK FUNY*

he's a little taffy, don't mind him. we're starting an army of the north to take back what is rightfully ours.

* i love the AOL translater

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

i was winking

it was a joke.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)

Oi!

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bigdave, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)

welcome to the board.

careful with them there exclamation marks mind, you'll wear 'em out ;)

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

Not as quickly

as you'll be wearing out the F5 key...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh mo the button is worn out on my keyboard,ill av 2 use anuva button instead............................

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

and as it your first time we'll be gentle

but posting a new thread without a picture is often frowned upon.
So I'm doing a naughty repost from last night
Urban-Camo Giraffe

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

wicked!

a combat geeeeeeeraff. super woo yay to you!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

Welcome

have a read of this FAQ and join in.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

it's a witch!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay witches!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

i'll go get the tinder box

then shall i?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

ooo how did u manage to take that pict of me&me mates?lol

hey,were u sneekin around last night when we were makin our brew in the woods last nite?frog paste is v nice actually.

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

yep, i was hoping you were all going to dance around naked

but it was quite a cold night

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

well if ud av stayd till the end....

u must av gone b4 wed finished then,eben tho it was cold we witches dont mind gettin abit of a nip on for our work.will u join in nex time??

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)

woohoo!

just don't sacrifice me. virgins are a protected species nowadays.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

If you are a virgin...

...who the fuck was with me in the alleyway last night?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

it doesn't count if you don't finish

you can get treatment for it these days

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

ooo ur a virgin

shouldnt av sed that,ill av u tied up b4 u no it.but honestly we dont sacrifice(well only sumtimes)no we dont.but ur welcome 2 cum join me.do u like been tied up?

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

yes

but it makes flying the alcopopter difficult

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:24, archived)

so, so, so sorry

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

eww...

...that's right - scare them all off!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)

scaring men off is my specialty

it was the "be gentle with me" comment that did it...

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

*eeeeek*

the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou the gracielou etc

*runs off screaming*

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

been done

www.b3ta.com/board/898541

; )

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

Then...

...I humbly apologise. You may disturb me slightly, but you don't scare me ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

I'll just have to try harder

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)

that's the trouble with

instilling terror into people.
They will run off screaming

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:09, archived)

hey i didnt meen it like dat...

although that stuff does cum in handy sometimes,if u get me.

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)

Ha ha

that's ace!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

top notch

helps ease them in smoothly, with reduced friction

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

Maybe we should all use pictures of lube...

...everytime there is a troll on the board. Help them to slot in a bit better.

If not, I like what it suggests about them :)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:06, archived)

i like that idea

a lot, in fact

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)

Then...

...everybody, start your lube engines.

(oh, I wish I hadn't just said that)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)

that's a

brilliant idea.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)

exactly

cant be doing with friction!!!oh no like it to slide in....

(yorkshire witch!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

yee-oink!

now with added kitten?

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

"and with a hop, a skip and a mighty leap he arrives upon the bandwagon"

clickorate for full biggoration

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

haha

one on the left looks like s/he's eaten a lemon!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

yarr

totally. lemon eating giraffes...hmmm good name for a band that.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

Yeah but

It would have to be a pretty big lemon to eat a giraffe!!! :*)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

i only just read that back

and i see your point

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)

Oooo ooo lemon

Found a good lemon gag when I was at the beach last with about 15 seagull trying to nick mi chips. Throw then a bit of lemon aned as soon as one drops ot another picks it up and that fuels the rest and it takes over 10 minutes to realise and by then you've had 10 minutes of pucker faced fun. Greedy gits.

EDIT:Wrong pucker.

Pucker: (pkr)
n.
A wrinkle or wrinkled part, as in tightly stitched cloth.
A facial expression in which the lips are tightly pulled together and pushed outward.
A tart flavor that causes one's lips to pucker: the pucker of lemon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

r u

that fat tonged twat jamie oliver?

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

hehehe

he said pukker ;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

I'm sure he meant "poker"

edit.. or "fucker"

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)

maybe he meant

puker as in the verb "to puke"

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)

yes ...

.. or even "piker" as in the verb "to live in a caravan"

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)

schweet

;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:30, archived)

I am utterly hurt and offended now!

I don't own a moped, like to over use or even use the pukka (I can even spell the word correctly) and don't walk about with my head up my own bottom

I have been to Sainsbury's though I don't know if that counts as anything and if you look for my new recipe for lemon seagull in my new book. Damn, damn, damn you caught me out
Pukka

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

Can I shag your missus ..

... while you are sweating away in 15 then ?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)

How did you find out

the title of me next TV show?!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:04, archived)

Obvious ...

... 24 has already been done and anyway, the average British male needs 9 hours sleep. QED

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)

i feel

there may be a bandwagon within a bandwagon with that left one

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

a convoy of

bandwagons perhaps?

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

10-4 Rubber Duck

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

Hmm

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

hahahahaha

for some reason the bottom image makes me think of charles bronson

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

Its such a pleasure buying toys for Barnaby

because he clearly enjoys them so much

He is still most chirpy.

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

woo!

yay!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

yippeee!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

i still love that woo

(faster, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

Lack of a woo yay lead me to repost this in your honour:

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

Bless him

he is so well looked after. No wonder he's such a happy chap.

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

hurrah

Boing.

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Craymen, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

I like Barnaby,

but I'm worried he has more fun than you do.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

it makes me smile to see him happy

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

Woo!

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SpamJockey, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

Hi Everybody!

apologies for threadwastage, but I need the boards expertise.

I have a bunch of files in flash/mx format. Due to the fact I would like a control panel on them, so I can rewind and forward wind, can anyone tell me how to convert these into windows media format?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

dr nick
you're still german... very last week.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

deutsch ist aus!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

Not sure if that is possible

but whenever I need to do something like that I use camtasia Does exactly what it says on the tin, it records your pc screen perfectly. I use it to record all those hot German teens stripping live for me......

Oh too much info. OOh how about Swish

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

we've used camtasia to make the files.

Is it possible to use camtasia to save in different formats (Ive been given these files for post production development, and am not happy with the format.)?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

Well what I do

is save all my video with no compression and then use Windows Media Encoder to convert into WMA. I think the formats are changing so fast that they decided to let you decideon what you want to do.

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NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)

threadjack before you threadwaste

If you get flashMX you can export to avi etc.
Don't use wmf, it stinks.

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mookid, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)

unfortunately these files are for a global audience

of potentially 10 000 users, so I need to have a pretty generic format that can be easily used in countries like venezuala or borneo if necessary, so in the circumstances, you have to suck microsoft cock.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

Progress is slow so I'll waste a thread

what ever happened to parka batman?

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

did he ever

go away?

I'd like to know where dj hetz hudson went!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

say his name

five times in the mirror...

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)

i think that

dj hetz may have closed his website (good job we didn't put in that bulk order of t-shirts, all things considered)

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

that was spektor

it was his milieu, i've not seen him about for a while. maybe he's saving loads for the return of dutchbird so he can woo her to his parka batman love nest...

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

Oooooh

I bet it's nice in there... with toggles and fluffy bits

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

but with all that nylon, the build up of static electricity could turn nasty though....

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:50, archived)

why do the birds keep on singing?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)

the same reason the world keeps spinning

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

Too late for bandwagon?

(hotrodzombie, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

Not at all

and that is lovely!

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

bandwagon or no

that is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

It looks...

...like a real-life Mr Man.

Woo!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

ooooo's a little cutie then

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anno domini hiatus, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

Awwww

what a sweet little monoped.

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bean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

It's it's it's

Dust Puppy!!!

Mornin' all

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

Makeup tip #4

(mrcookieface, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

the best use of

that cat pic I've seen so far. I like the timing on this - it makes it even nicer. woo to you.

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

fanta

stic

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

Mighty

fine Yay!

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bean, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

woo

and fucking yay

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

nice

yay for you

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sosumi, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

yay!

cracking!

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rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

thanks much

High praise indeed, coming from you, sir. :)

(mrcookieface, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)

To Mystery Bob and Berks nuts arn't sore now:

Please check, down below Berks' rather brilliant eclipse pix, to see my first ever visual posting on this site. The quality of the image I created should prove my point, my fine photoshop whores.

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

don't make me get out the pokey stick.

I'll do it.
Just keep on like this.

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

can i repost my animation now?

go on!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

there's something disturbingly erotic

about the way the back (small?) cow chews the grass at the beginning...

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

looks like you don't really

care what we think either way.;)

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

don't know what you mean...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

Most

Eggscelent

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

that's brilliant

woo to you

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

watched it

last night, it is quite fantastic!

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rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

Not the pokey stick!

*whimper*

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

I thought you liked the pokey stick

I certainly do
good morning! move done with?

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

Its not so much the pokey stick, I mind

Its where you apply it... ;-)

Move done, annoyingly my boss can now see my screen from her desk, luckily she's short sighted & far too vain to wear glasses...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

get some of those clippy things

that stick to the sides of your monitor and hold papers up for you to type from, use them like blinders?

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gracielou, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)

I asked for one of these

but IT said no...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

silly chicken

it's not a competition. is it? is it a competition? oh fukc i think i'm losing, help! help!

morning all! i am unbelievably sunny and jolly today.

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new_matt, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

morning!

it's utterly sunny here, and i am utterly happy too! whee!

anyone want a pint in the pear tree after work?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

shurely you'll spill it,

climbing up there?

/coat

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

nah

we wait til the pears rot and then squeeze out the cider inside. it's like the jungle book, only in edinburgh

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

ooh, sounds nice, if you have the time.

my dog used to get drunk on fermented pears. He'd eat them off the ground, stagger in doors and bump into stuff.

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pep, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

What time?

Sounds like an excelant plan. I reckon I'm going to go for a wander through town. About nowish.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

after work would be appropriate

so we could catch the evening sun. sixish?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

Trust me

anytime will do. Shove a note in the pub schedular, and round up the usual suspects.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

done!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

ooohhh...

...what time?

I could maybe nip through later.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

after six

sound good?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

ooh

could do with a pint. See you there!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

hurrah!

jolly good!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

PUB!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

what he said

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

ok, thats it

nsfw clicky

NSFW?? damn mods

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

Daddy!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

That is...

...a fine first picture post and it really deserved it's own thread.

You have taken your first step into a wider world and you will only ever get better at it :)

Woo you you sir.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

Woo back atcha, Bob.

Thanx for making my first time easy. "Years from now when you talk about this - and you will - be kind." Deborah Kerr in "Tea and Sympathy", 1956.

(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

"The wall looks solid, Brian."

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Well I thought that was funny

(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

thank you Elvis

I know footy ain't popular round here but I don't give a fig for such bum gay rule sniffiness.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

Arse!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

because they are bumgay??????

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

woo

yay
that's lovely

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

woo!

you are a mighty animator!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

no im a bumgay one

with 4 days off work and spaceybaby i just come up with a killer project, u on messenger?

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

yep!

but i must warn you, i'm outstandingly busy this week. i need to make a prototype of clive, get in some revision AND go to the bash on friday

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

Thats

tanteriffic!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

that is beautiful

and most woo

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Pootle, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

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