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# I dislike this woman...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# you forgot the best one:
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# that really
isn't shopped.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Didn't find that one
but saw it on the box.

EDIT - Thanks - have changed the file.

It is dreadful.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# that's real?
what the fuck?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)
# she
also was a pr person for two tone records hehe
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)
# I refuse to believe that.
no one would dress up like a tub of Neopolitan ice cream and go on television. NO ONE. too bad she's not wearing a cream colored turtleneck though. that would be too perfect. mmm. neopolitan. I always ate the chocolate part first. then mom would get pissed off and not buy any new ice cream til I ate the rest. so then I'd eat all the strawberry. then I'd wait til the vanilla grew refrigerator hair and then I'd finally throw it away, secretly.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)
# i sympathise
entirely
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I used to feed my dog the stuff I didn't like under the table while my mother wasn't looking.
this worked fine, until I learned that dogs don't like spinach. and moms don't like it on their carpets.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)
# I have a friend
he was sad, he likes women, so i made him one


I half inched the blinking eye from here, sorry whoever i theived it from.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# YARGH!
That looks scarily like my cousin.

Why haven't I gone to bed? MUST NOT REFRESH!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# please forward your cousin to me
for further inspection
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# That WAS my last refresh,
Good night!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I just watched The Duke
in The Shootist, it was mighty good.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:19, archived)
# That is just
rather goddam good !

WYH !
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# that is quite outstanding
a1 tip top
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Gawd
with lips like that...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Inspired by Eclectech below,
I went and made my own balloon animal

we all saw that coming, right?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:07, archived)
# is it
inflated?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# it won
a clown award, you know
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:08, archived)
# i take it
the next thing will be to make it into a tattoo or something.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# you balloonatic
that's inflaterrific.
etc.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# That deserves a shiny new
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# for a first animation, that is abject class.
here's mine.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Umm...
Sure thing.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# I was thinking of that pic
just the other day, it's superb.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# oddly enough
so was i...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)
# oop
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Egg-shell-ant.
MUST. GO. TO. BED.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# haha
that is rather gigglesome :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:17, archived)
# now thats annying but im thankful
i put owrk into other posts hat are good and t ake me ages and get nothing... i erase a shark and make a 'baloon shark' and get a woo.. jeez society sucks :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# that's
just the way things are i'm afraid.
My only frontpager was completely random,
I put no thought into it whatsoever.
Sargant simply told me to 'add hummus' to a photo he took.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)
# the magic donkey
is a fickle creature
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:36, archived)
# yay...
for balloon animals :-)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# woo.. not long now...
W.I.P: www.futoria.com/wacki
<geek>
the form bit doesnt work yet. but the text and image are coming from an xml file and plucked at random. now all i have to do is the php/mysql bit... mmm
</geek>

lovely...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# i don't quite
understand what is going on there...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# it will be....
....errr.....

well. at the start, it loads a file with a list of Quotes and a list of jpegs. Then it randomly flicks through them, loading the jpeg and typing the text AND making him 'talk'.. then when it's done them all, it relaods the text file.

What I will be doing (ignore the current text) is adding the abily for people to add an image and a quite.. and it will put it in the 'playlist' in his wacky ramble, for the next loop..

ahem . ( i only have a handful of entries in it at the moment - i'll be staying up til I get it going to the database. then bed. then wake up to see my server is fucked) ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Yes, please!
That will be a thing of beauty and a joy forever, or at least for a few weeks.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# aaaaaaaah
i seeee.
Should be quite a hit.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:01, archived)
# pre-WOO!
..zing! might add this too... ahem
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# haha
that is rather lovely.
Hehe.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:14, archived)
# That's great
and I just read the bit about the form part not working. Doh!

That will be real popular on the blogs once you have addable text!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# also...
...i need to get it to resize stupidy over sized jpegs. (it masks them at the moment)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# no particular reason

but someone's lost here
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Very cool
..what with dolphins and dogs being used to sweep mines, there may as well be a polar bear corps..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)
# late night monkey...
can't... stop... editing... monkeys... HELP...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Ahhhh,
he looks like he's working on a way to solve the world's troubles.

Have a small Woo: Woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# rogan... still about?
liked your post below so much i was compelled to make one...

i shouldn't be allowed to b3ta whilst drunk... sorry...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# haha
that is excellent!
wooyay.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# if god had her way
we would only ever b3ta whilst drunk!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# argh nooo...
i've been sitting trying to work out how to make a balloon fear... that can't be healthy :-)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:12, archived)
# wave a needle in front of it
that should do the trick
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha....
that's a lot easier than what i've been trying to do :-)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# tha monkey is ginger
i, however, am not.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# No, no
that's a lie. You are ginger, and our forces have banished all non-gingers from the country.

/Minister for Information
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# is it just me
or does anyone else have the suspicion that the iraqi minister of information is just some guy who wants to feel important and so pretends to be the iraqi minister of information?
After all, he has never been seen before.
I recon he just turned up after the actual iraq government went into hiding.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Is that
Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:54, archived)
# i thought i'd repost my monkey!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# I
love that woo yay 8D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Deercats!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# i can't cope
i just
cant cope.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# ....and the Lord looked apon the deercats...
and saw that they were full of hummus, and verily deserving of hosts of angels singing "woo" and "yay" and "houpla"

here endeth the lesson
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Meerbats?
anyone?
Go on, you know you want to, and I can't be arsed...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)
# hark!
tis the rumbling of a distant bandwagon.....
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Meer...dare i say...Bats?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# surprised
its not bin dun



8D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)
# i actually already did... but didnt post it..
hehe well done :P
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)
# ty
back stayin up late postin when I should slep
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)
# Hehe
that's fantastic!
I can always count on this board to crack me up when I'm down.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# waah
how the hell do i get into isketch.com? I tried moving the mouse EVERYWHERE and nothing happened,no indicator of where to click.HELP!!!
edit:I just found an older post that taught me it's isketch.net not .com THANKS!!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# don't go
the trolls have taken over.
Bingowings might be the only one left there, unless he's been eaten.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Eaten,
I'm afraid.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# the
fear!!the fear!!the fear!!the fear!!the fear!!the fear!!the fear!!the fear!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Don't bother.
The trolls have invaded, so we've retreated to the (relative) safety of here.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# not been yet
I have one m0nk3y on my back, no need for another.

/unhelpful
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# you have?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# yeah
and it keeps biting me. It's quick too, little bugger.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# isketch scares me.
who are these people?
what do I do?
where do I post a kitty pic?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# we fought
via the medium of tanks last week.

Either that, or it was a completely different zog?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I played you breifly,
but lost and quit.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# were you called Zog though?
I just thought it was wierd bumping into a b3tan on a random match-up
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)
# I was EverStoned..
thanks for remembering.

:-(
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# well....
if you will muck about with your username!

:)

It comes back to me now....through the mist...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# yes indeed I was Zog.
beautiful in simplicity, hideous in connotation.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# I'm in a transisonal phase.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# I
Feel
Shit.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# well
It's not the worst job I've ever heard of...I mean I work in IT support...
damn you and your isketch...worse than b3ta-crack
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
#
My isketch?
Don't blame me!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Well
not your's personally, just yours as in everyone's except mine
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Now come on
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)
# hahaha
good work there :P
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)
# i've been
told never to try playing "EverQuest"(or
"EverCrack" as my everquest-addicted friends call it)so,I would advise y'all not to got there either.
/soapbox
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
....squishy..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Heh, I just
realised I corrected a Welshman on his Welsh.

Up myself? Nah...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# who
me?
Were you the one from swansea?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Yup.
My name doesn't fit in iSketch. So I use my alter-ego.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaah
i see.
My name doesn't quite fit, but i used as much as i could anyway.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I
noticed.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:52, archived)
# Gaaaah!!!
More locals!
When we going to organise a Welsh b3ta-bash then?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Any time whilst I'm
in Swansea!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Well,
I was there on saturday just gone...
smells a bit doesn't it?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# You just missed me
I left on Friday for three weeks.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)
# well,
there is us three,
plus azthespaz, plus Sargant.
It wouldn't really be the biggest gathering, plus some of us (me and sargant at least) are not even eighteen yet, but near enough.
It should be done, it really should.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Ah well
I'd best be orf(now I've torn myself away from isketch) as got work in about 10 hours time(yes, I need a lot of sleep)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# You could drink
J20, or Coke. ;-)

Have you HAD that HazyDaze shit? It's made just outside Swansea. It's shit.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Ah
that'd be what the smell was on saturday then
what the hell is hazydaze?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Best
you don't know. I think you can only get it in Swansea.

It's an incredibly shit alcoholic "drink" made just outside Swansea. It's shit. Really shit. More chemicals than Basra. And it turns your tongue, shit, puke and lungs green. Even if you have the blue, orange, or white ones.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
sounds like Brainwash...the most evil and brilliant 'soft'* drink ever...
Ahhh, how I miss brainwash...and my piss turning blue-green

*soft?ha!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)
# hazydaze?
not even heard of it...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Aaaah Essex !!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I thought that
was Michael Winner for a second then.. not gonna sleep well tonight..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Oooh, my house
is just off the top left!

EDIT: Thank you very much, bobodor, for making me look like I was trying to be funny.

EDIT 2: Sorry, I didn't mean to sound sarcastic...

EDIT 3: Of course, that would mean Your Fingers is/are in Audley End.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Sorry !
Fixed now - see above. (nice house btw)

No prob !
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Big Brother is watching!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# along with big sister,
big uncle, big neighbour, big cousin once removed, big milkman, the notorious B.I.G., big bird, and adam sandler as BIG Daddy
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# pffffff
i'm moving to the moon they cant see me there!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# that's what you think!
.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# 2 words
nuclear telescopes!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# bah!
I'm holding out for the fusion version. :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# you're holding out for a hero?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# yep, you got it!
I'm going, before I have to walk back in the scariness of night...

see everyone later :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I think he
knows the Sporefishâ„¢ ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# You forgot
Big mailman, big scarey old lady that smells of vitamins and pee, and big dog.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# or
"Big Money"(Rush song),or "Big Time"(Peter Gabriel song)
(since you started it)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# hello all
i am finally here after several hours on isketch.
The trolls invaded, so i had to find something else to do.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# gah!
kicked out of OUR OWN ROOM!
But back where we belong :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Spose
we could have made a new room thinking about it lol
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# but then
we would still be there, forever and ever and ever.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# just one more.........just one more............just one more............
.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# It's not addiction
it's... something a lot like it
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# it's like crack
but worse
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# obsession?
cumpulsiveness?

i was on Sat. night until 6:30 in the morning and didn't even remember where the time went.....now THAT'S a problem! LOL

/I'm still paying for the lack of sleee.....zzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# i haven't shopped a kitten for days
I'm starting to get THE FEAR
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:31, archived)
# *goes in search of kittens*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# i haven't shopped a single
fugging thing all week.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
# me either
I'm gonna have to rectify this travesty of a disastrous situation.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)
# yeah,
pull your finger out slacker ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Me either.
I've made one (rather lame) repost. I only come here for the company. So lonely, so lonely.

/masturbating & crying
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)
# I hope you're
rocking backward and forwards and muttering too?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Naturally.
Is there any other way to do it?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# good
lad
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Now I've got
"Sue Lawley! Sue Lawley! Sue Lawleeeeeyyyyyy!!" going round my head! Must sleeeeep!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I'd never realised
that before. *snigger*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# hmmmm
feeling sue lawley.
Hmmmm.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:48, archived)
# hehe
yup.
btw, the post below, my mate just got a huge dragon tatoo on his back.
/vaguely relevant
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# tattoo's are more addictive
than b3ta and isketch put together.

FACT
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I've been bored recently,
and thinking of getting one - whaddya reckon I should have?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:42, archived)
# don't do anything rash
they don't rub off.

Both of mine I waited for at least 12 months before getting them commited to flesh. If I could have afforded more though, I'd be covered by now.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Nah, I'd only ever
have one of those 3-year ones. I'm far too sensible boring much of a wimp scared by old people with tattoos to have a permanent one.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# design something yourself
tattoo's are like b3ta. Much more satisfying if you make it yourself
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Oh God,
I'm not that creative. It'd probably an unrecognisable squiggle.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:53, archived)
# a picture
of 'the fear' on your buttock!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# YES!
I might actually do that!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# HEY!
I just did my first tattoo today!
lookit:



I know it looks a little crooked, but it's only because he's got his foot turned. and yes, the scratchy lines are on purpose. you can't do that by accident with a tattoo needle.
so, who's next? they're still free for now.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# i'm scared!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Eeep
The evil hairpic!!!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# i'll pass thanks...
unless you can do a nice b3ta one like this nice man :0) (REPOST)
reeeeeeeooowww
click to magnify
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# happy
men in the bath tra la la la laaa

mucho woo-o
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# okely dokely.
tuesday ok for you?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# eeek
*hides*

:0)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# so long
as it doesn't hurt at all.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)
# how odd!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Or this one!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Did you use Kallus's post
below? :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# nice :D
you sure 'punished' him!
I'll have one :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I haven't washed since you drew all over my arms
perhaps if you tattoed them on, I could.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Did you do a skull
because you can't have a furtive? ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# ooh yes! yes!
and I'm going to give everyone in london a skull while they sleep too, as revenge! muahahahaaa! (I'm also selling chainmail pyjamas if you need protection from me)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Are you a professional tattooist?! That's so cool!
I want to get The Fear on my leg..that would be awesome..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I'm
gonna get domo tattooed to my flabby arm flesh
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Then you would be
A Man Apart from His Leg due to the scarieness he faced everyday of seeing "THE FEAR"!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# I don't think
doing one tattoo allows me to classify myself as professional just yet. I think I need to do at least 20 before I can ask for money. And 50 before I could ask for any decent amount. so sign up now for your cheap/free tattoo!
seriously though crazy people folks, I won't have a machine this trip, so I can't do any even for those crazy enough to let me. :( maybe next time I come. and besides, I'll be way better then.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I'd let you do me, but I'm underage
and don't live in the UK anyway...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# I forget
where you live...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:57, archived)
# I'm
surfing from your attic.

(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)
# i'm up for it!
not sure what i want though. you look very intellectual in that pose!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# probably the glasses
but thanks :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# I like the way the screensaver masquerades itself asa heartrate monitor oscilloscope
making you look like a doctor performing some minor surgery :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# here it is
BIG

edit: heh. I just noticed that instead of a devil and an angel on my opposing shoulders I have a healthy mac and a sickly pc.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# rubbernipples.com?!
is this part of the grand 'zog body art' business plan?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# hee hee!
yes!
it's a ren and stimpy reference actually. "excuuse me sahr? wood ju laik toh baiee sam raabber neeples?" not a very good ren accent, but you get me.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:38, archived)
# yah
let me show you what these babies can do!

night night
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# i'm staying where you're staying
so's i can get a skull!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# nice
Punisher logo(I used to be a comic/baseball shop owner)What's next,Wolverine?Spawn?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:40, archived)
# whatever people tell me to do that doesn't offend me...
but thanks. didja like the little sketchy outline? that was my little extra touch. :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i want one
please
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:55, archived)
# that is extremely cool
first time i've wanted one
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)
# sporejuice, anyone?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Playing isketch
earlier, I had to do the word 'spore'. But I decided against trying to redraw one of your posts! :O)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Trolls
have kinda ruined it for now :(
We couldn't kick them out either :(
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:25, archived)
# A sporejuice tattoo!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
keep running!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)
# oh go on
*proffers wrist*

wooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# will it help me sleep?
will it give me super powers?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:22, archived)
# yes
and yes!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# ooo! ooo!
what sort of powers?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# super
ones!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:33, archived)
# super
dooper
para-trooper
ones?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Leon, with gratifying final frame as requested...


it's a little crap, but it's late.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)
# that's the one
YAY :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Excellent
for some reason I feel drawn to this post :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# they made the R102 extra long

click for bigger
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Shock
and
awe.

Class as ALWAYS!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# oh
yes thats most woo yay 8D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# hahahaha
that is excellent:)

w/y/h
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# wow
Evil Rainbow cat says:
meow
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# hi cockalorum
I thoroughly approve of this woo-yay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:45, archived)
# I do too
and I agree with it too!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)
# woooooooo!
yaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ahh... me like so much...
i made a real one... it's up there somewhere... :-)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Why is that not gracing the frontpage?
True, only fluffy animals and babies have been posted all day, but it's like an animal and it rules all!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:00, archived)
# *error* file_rogan.b3ta*error*
c:\frontpage

fatal error
frontpage limit exceeded

no further front pages possible

please restart b3ta

c:\
|_
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 2:18, archived)
# there are simply not enough
woos in the world
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Soo
poib!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)
# lovely stuff
comedy magic zeppelins.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)
# woo
:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# oh
the humanity!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# hello and gnight
at the same time!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# 'allo
spacefish :)

night witchy - knew I forgot something, sorry!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# hello kitty
no, wait a minute. that's a japanese cartoon character. hello you!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# purrrrr!
how are you?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# all the better
for being purred upon =)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# very good!
I really must be going. It is dusk.

*runs away*

*edit - I mean it, no more F5!!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
don't do it, for the love of god!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# skncno40409woilekmcskmcds aamkpokmitop4mp3o pmo34w mt3ogerh hnerds
fgnod 89 34non daa 0n;p lae3eaa
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# that's easy
for you to say.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# is that
uber-l33t?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# it's the matrix allowed to flow out
from my unthinking fingers.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# 404 cds mp3 nerds 4non
I see what you mean though..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# when you run out
of your bedroom to fetch the gralic bread that is cooking in the oven downstairs- prompted by the odour- and yout hit your head on the four-poster bed that obstructs your passage as you scramble madly for the door, losing conciousness, you can hardly call this coherent, can you?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I call that
silly :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# gralic bread is a rare substance
not to be confused with garlic bread, which is bland by comparison
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# do you eat it
with pasghetty?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I am very close to a ledge everytime I go downstairs
If I were to ever get a growth spurt for some reason or wear high heels then I'd better watch out
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# I want to see
you wear high heels!

Go on, you know you want to!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:26, archived)
# how on earth
did you know i called it that?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# oh wait, don't tell me
nuclear telescopes
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# I didn't
that's what I call it!

:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)
# doodeedoodoodoodeedoodoo
/close encounters
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)
# heheheh!
I'm going now, really, be back later...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)
# ooh! ooh!
I got it, Fnord! Thanks for the heads up. I'll post it as soon as I manage to get the screen shot thing working....
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# nice stuff :)
I'm not really a numerophiliac you understand, it's just research for a book.
I got 20 20 19 19 and 20 20 20 :)
I didn't cap them though.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# (spoken like a priest giving a sermon) "..and on the 20th second of the 20th minute of the 20th hour of the 20th day
kitty meow meow did view her profile....
..and it was good..."
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I think I like this
better than celebrating post numbers.
After all, I mostly just post words...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# anim.....
...ate..?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# night night
you evil bastard!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# The Seven Deadly Squirrels: 1. Envy
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Is this.....
....a bandywagon i hear in the distance?

(w/y/h)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I feel like a right slag asking here but...
I've trawled a bit of the archive to no avail - can any of you wonderous lot tell me how you do the thing where you can link to a picture and within the img src have some text to appear upon the picture? I believe it may be a php thing.

Thank-you muchly in advance.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Dead easy
put alt="whatever" in the image tag
if that's what you're talking about
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# <img src="http://www.msncosimcheap.com/image.jpg" alt="this is where i gibber">
does the trick
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# =
this is where i gibber
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Fnord
FYI: The golf tournament to win the glasscock will be in October, although I think they change the trophy every year.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# ah well,
maybe we can have a scuplting contest at the b3ta f3t3
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Chainsaw glasscock
Ice sculpting?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I've booked my summer holiday when that's on!
Can't believe it, I knew something was on, just couldn't think what.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# actually
I dunno if i'll make it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Maybe this year it'll be a
glasscunt.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# opera users
use alt="..." and title="..." because opera doesn't display alts...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# You're absolutely right..
It's the only down side. Any idea why that is?
Seems like a fundamental error!..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# because alt is the text that should be displayed if an image isn't shown
(ie. alternative)
and title is the title of the picture that you are looking at
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Yes.
Opera is the only browser to do it correctly.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:51, archived)
# ie displays title as well though
does it not? I thought alt had been abandoned in favour of title?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I think just title works
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# YAY
I can never see enough of that dog. Well done 100% Rogan! ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# nope can't see nothin
in IE.
You probably need to do both, to cover everybody.
edit:Sorry, you get the title as a tooltip in IE, and the alt text while the picture loads/borks
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# works for me
i'm using ie 6 on win98

yes yes i know that's very old.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I can
in IE 6.0.200000000000000000sdf00sdfhkjhfkas
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the baord uses "title"
to display "I helped save b3ta" on the donation icons, so it must work in all formats.

I know by the way, don't shout, I'm unemployed :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# I can see it!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# not on the board, cal disabled it or disabled a load of stuff that happened to include it.
Alt is all that words on here i think.
Well last time I saw bananaman ranting about it it was ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# cal
turned it back on
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# woo for Cal! then
you an say what you like about Cal Rob and Pep...

because their name doesn't show up in an egospazz ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)
# It
Does.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# that doesn't work in all browsers...
i think you may have to use title="whatever" to get it to work on mozilla... i think...
edit: argh... b3tan to it and far more coherently...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# that!
is exactly what I was trying to describe, thanks. Thankyou to all y'all alt recommenders too.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# well...


Hmmm, looks like I've broken mine slightly somewhere along the way though! I've knocked th ealignment all to buggery. Ah well. It can be done in most webserver side languages. Some have used PHP, others ASP, and I've used perl. And I think flibz used coldfusion.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Ooh
I think the knocked alignment gives it charm and panache, so well done you. I'm impressed, frankly.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# can you make the blank sign
in the background say something?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# that was discussed
back when this one first appeared. The answer is easy: yes of course, it's possible. But you'd not fit much on there. This one was only ever a prototype anyway.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)
# a picture then
?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# yeah
The perl thingy I used to do it (Imagemagick) is pretty powerful - it can do a lot of the things a desktop package can do but on the webserver (convert, crop, resize, merge images, add text, filters, generate animations, and so on).

This thing is one of the many project type things I never seem to get back to so I can push it as far as the ideas I have for it have gone!

edit - just read back that last sentence. It lost grammatical integrity somewhere. Ah well, I'll take that as my 'go to bed' cue!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# night
!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# or if you're taking about
a kins of spech bubble, where you can add the required text to the URL and the speech bubble comes out with said text?

Yes it's a php thig. I don't know how it's done, but you can make your own in m3ss3ng3r thanks to the genius of Flibz.

*edit* and Witchy does very nice ones too ;)*/edit*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hmm
Though sadly the Make Yer Own link doesn't appear to be working at the moment. It's as if I'm *plagued*, it really is.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Another in the leon series....i can't stop now :D


holler if you want sound.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# yes, sound please
and a gratifying final frame would be nice :)

Excellent stuff.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yay!
that rocks! yay to psycho kittens!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Heavens to Betsy!
Optimising this cat took longer than making it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# cats make excellent parachutists
it's their flexibility during the "snap" phase.

woo
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# ah
and don't hamsters dislocate all their joints if they fall from a height

'little bag of bones stayed out all night'
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# wow
nicely done!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Spooky
I've been thinking of making that exact animation for weeks now, I've just not had the time to do a full version so I made the one on here instead www.matazone.co.uk/kittencommandos.html
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Hmm
blocked by the work filter, category "sex"...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Got home and checked it out
Doubt you'll read this, but nice work.
Gos knows why the stupid work filter flagged it as a sex site!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)

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