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# Simon knew how to beat the morning rush hour
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# hehehe
he seems to have magically sucked all the filth from the thames with his feet
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I can tell thats not real
look how clean the thames is! hes got more chance of walking along the surface than he does under it...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# te he!
that reminds me of the underwater bit in sonic the hodgepog
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# What a wonderful image to welsome me to the board
though i do think he is secretly plotting against me - Afternoon all
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Shurely
a bloke that size wouldn't have any trouble walking to work anyway?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not 'shopped
Honey I shrunk the kid...



Looks better big!

(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!
Honk. It is a mini-me
EDIT: Looks a bit like Pootle from the Flumps...Not Pootle from B3ta....well just a bit
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# HA
Now I really must get ready for work I think...

Oh fuckit...I'll stay until quarter past!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# real time
or b3ta time?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Real time
But it's 20 past now:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# he cant be human
he must be a gnome
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# that
is most fabularse.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# That's both very funny
and incredibly cute.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# george lucas was horrified

at the original design concept for the ewoks
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Yay
The one on the right is John McCrirrick
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# oh god i wish it was john mC
would have een far less traumatic than what i had to cut out
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# You cut out your own features....
....to make a picture? You brave man!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# there you wouldnt bloody let it lie

dammit are you happy now!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Dad!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# yes my son?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# lend us a fiver....
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Have a crisp 100
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# mum!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i thought
the same thing
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# want ta see the original?
pls god no
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# is from the big
bad book of dental nightmares?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# close enough
lol loko above
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I was thinking of
Chenobyl Ewoks
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# yiiiiiiikes
/me runs away at speed
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I know an Ewok
I know the guy who actually played Wicket's Stunt double

100% FACT
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Does he
live in a tree house? In a forest?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I'm taking this thread to Ruba Cava!
well, I just wanted to say LO! to you all cos I've been so buisy today and Ive managed to break more things than I've fixed and I'm also stuck on reception......

mainly I feel realy crap and I need lots and lots of your sympathy.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ooohhhmmmmmm!
~~~~~~ sympathy waves ~~~~~~~
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# YAY!
*hug* thanks!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Coooeee !
alright chuck :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yes,
thanks I've just managed to fuck my works laptop so it can send network packets but not recieve??!!
oh dear.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ahh ,
wish I could help but I'm as technically proficient as *points* that glove over there :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# even the hardware
engineer cant fix it. he's getting me a loan in at some point soon...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# s'probably the cable
'cos it uses 2 wires to send and 2 to receive....
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Or more
worryingly, the solder joints on the socket built into the laptop.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# It's not
a compaq armada is it? :) Not that they do that or owt*

*denotes lie
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Hit it with a bag full of metal bits.
Well, it worked for the Lockheed engineers on the tv show about fighter aircraft last night.

A $20 billion dollar aircraft & they were knocking a part into position with a bag full of metal bits.

*FACT*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# which came first?
the silly chicken or silly egg?

=8.)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# this silly
chicken.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# the silly egg came first
reptiles were laying silly eggs long before the first silly chicken like creatures evolved
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Since when
is munkt0n an egg?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# :)
you've seen his hair cut!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# ;-)
How's life treating you, outside the shitty day at work?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yay!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh he so lovely!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# AWWWWW
that's cute!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# LOL WTF?!?!
i wud giv u simpafy bt i dnt no how sh!t ur job iz neway
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# what?
speak english boy!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# OMG
u can spel!!! LOL WTF?!?!11 i cnt!!!111 i dnt even no wot a ful stop duz
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# oh
ok so in english why my dear are you in pain?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# *changes name back to normal now*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# innit!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# that's an
Eskimo isn't it?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Poor jiva
Hello to you too...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# yay!
that is so so fluffy!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# He's specially trained in
warming the cockles of the unhappiest b3tan. But watch out for him making friends with your leg.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# he gave me a warm feeling earlier...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:48, archived)
# you'll need
PVC trousers as well as tin-foil pants.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:52, archived)
# eugene appears to be in great demand today
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# probably because you're
all miserable fuckers.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# kill them!
kill them all!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Just a quick one
Out this month!


receive hooj on rodent-proddage. In fact, you might have to do that anyway to read the text!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Wonderful !
:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# cock a doodle
Ding dong! :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# woo!
chicky chicky chicky!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# special fer you
like, to cheer you up an' that!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# gimme that
gimme that , gimme that grub?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i probably pay way to much attention to this kind of thing
but did the original cover have virgini ledoyen (or however her name is spelt) on the front???
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# arf!
It did indeed - how the hells do you remember 2 year old magazine covers?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# fuck knows.
im just good i guess.
to the max!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Dum de dum
Random screenshot clicky. All hail the Meowtrix!

grumble grumble never gonna finish grumble
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# this is my friend's
Mystery Object

Don't have enough cash for my hair? Try this.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# i'd imagine it is a candle shaver
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it's
a willy sharpener.

for making your willy all pointy of course. I've seen them... never used one tho.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# my willy is naturally pointy
like a wizard's wand.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# i thought
that said "wizard's hand" for a minute...

and therefore perfect for a wizard's sleeve...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# says you
;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# sorry.
I meant never used one more than twice
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# candle sharpener i think
in order to get a pointy candle
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# that's what i told him.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# to trim/shave
the bottoms so you can get the candles into their holders? most likley
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# wow!
I want it! I dont know what the fuck it is, but i want it..
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# well
isn't that a happy coinkydink!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# that's right.
you do, you want it. yes.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# must.........buy.........thing......
must.......buy.......thing
must.......buy.......thing
must.......buy.......thing
must.......destroy.......parliament
must.......buy.......thing
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Good news everyone...
I'm engaged! Have a look at my fiancé's website
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# aww dutchbird!
can I be a bridesmaid?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# congratulations
i take it you haven't told the pope yet?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Sins turn the Pope on
can't get him off me now.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# bah
i should have clicked that before replying
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# possibly.
And if I really was engaged I'd probably start my own thread with it, shortly after hell froze over.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# *snigger*
What's in it for you
These are only a few of the things I will give you as my wife:
hugs whenever you want them
use of any of the art materials in my studio
partnership in my art business, if you play nice
kindness, kindness, and more kindness!
my mother is pretty cool, too... she'd love to have a nice daughter-in-law to hang around with
belly massages at your request
I will LISTEN to what you say to me
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# He's such a catch
Except for this, dammit:
"The master-and-servant thing is likewise out."
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# :D
"use of any of the art materials in my studio
"


WOOHOO!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i'm not sure why this:
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making. "

leapt out at me...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# flaming Nora
You're obsessed!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Congratulations!
He's a looker!!
;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Congratumulations
Is he a b3tan?

;-)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# too good-looking
for a b3tan.
(you know I mean it)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# *looks in mirror and breaks down in tears*
Please don't make me leave!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# WHAT?!?!?!?!1
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I need the sarcasmometer
attached to my forehead sometime
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# haha
I love the first page, he just sounds so pissed off!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# gerlarss
cok!

is it real tho?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# well the URL
isn't in the spazz, so...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# newsl
etter?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# fair point
but I didn't get one last week - anyone else have that problem?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# I'll
let you off this time...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# phew
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
# he ain't fussy though...
"So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!! "
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# left-handed, occasional smoker...
I'm in with a chance!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# er
"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask."

frisky aint e
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# i figure it's the hugs, that make him a killer...
so you're the girl who always takes broken thing apart? why?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# cool
you could hang your hat on those nipples
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# its a spliffometer
if it slot in and fill the cone, you my friend have a phat spliff and may smoke at will
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i put some chewing gum up for sale,
as "e bay gum"






















no-one laughed
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# e
gay bum
=bumgay
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# A quick one

for the fellow looking after his new glasses.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# S'bin
stuck in my mind from this morning.

Better out than in.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# woosome!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha !!
nice one :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ha!
That made me giggle...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# ha haha !
spong.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha
i love that.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# go on
repost bounce-off. it's my favourite ever
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# well, since you asked so nicely ;)

/repost
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Hee hee
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Five people have been injured when a badger
went on a
48-hour rampage in a suburb.

The Worcestershire Badger Society said the creature,
which has since been put down, left one victim needing
skin grafts after launching the "unprecedented" attacks
last Thursday and Friday.


Society chairman Mike Weaver said he was called by
police to trap the mammal - which is thought to have
escaped or been stolen from a wildlife centre - after
it attacked a young man in the Greenhill area of
Evesham.

"I have never heard of anything like this in 24 years
of work with badgers throughout the UK," said Mr Weaver.

He acknowledged that injured badgers or those which
were being handled had been known to bite humans, but
attributed its "uncharacteristic" behaviour to the fact
it had been kept in captivity prior to its period of
freedom.

"For them to attack people is unheard of," Mr Weaver
added.

"This badger had no fear of humans and it shows the
folly of trying to keep wild animals as pets."

The most seriously injured casualty, a middle aged man,
required skin grafts at a Birmingham hospital after
being savaged by the animal, which had taken refuge in
his garage.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# pah !
you lie !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# its
obviously a terrorist attack.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# It's been mentioned a few times
But your name made me laughso I'll let you off
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# too
kind (hadn't seen it before)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# heard the name before
is it from tv?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# its a "rude kid" cartoon
from the viz.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# someone here did a picture of a
'Soapy pig tank' - brilliant!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Its a great night in!
It was in use far before Viz. I remeber using it at school and that was hundreds of years ago.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# My school too
It was scratched on the toilet walls years ago, this was about 10 years ago
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you know,
anyone would think we've seen that story five times already....
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I can't be arsed reading it
There's too much text for me to be bothered with
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# likewise.
I'm just gonna go back to banging my head on the desk.

*bonk* *bonk* *bonk*...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I read that last night
after you went...I didn't see you come on...

Pretty bad:( I guess you'll be kicking yourself over that for a while yet!

There's always being "friends" then getting "friendly"....It's worked for me once...but it didn't last much longer


I'm not helping am I?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hahah
"The Worcestershire Badger Society "
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# we've seen it
thanks for thinking of us, but next time search the board for a unique part of the url (usually a number for news sites).
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# That's a bit of a

I'm afraid, though still hilarious...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# that's a very woosome
gc.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Can be a bit cold sometimes...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# wow it's like a crime wave!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Here they are.
Tongue-In-Cheek Manor


and Lord Albamus Tongue-In-Cheek
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Nice use
of Leeds Castle there.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Leeds Castle is not in Leeds
FACT
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Well spotted
Ancestral home of the D'Ascogne family though.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# neither am I.
FACT
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# yeah
I was there 3 weeks ago.. not in leeds that was, but at leeds castle!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Ooh
I went there the day after the Easter Bank Holiday.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I knew it

(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAARGH
Too big, sah.

Edit: Bandwidth meter says Ta.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# we have a winner
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# man
that's hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee like texas x2
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# 175 k
on a jpeg ?

I have a gallery link in my profile now if anybody is interested
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13, archived)
# That's cool
Tedmus been waiting for that one.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# g
rrr
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# ooh
you've got the rabid penguins at the ready from the sound of it
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# & those are just for the chamber maids...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# incorrigible
that's what they call you
how long you waited to get where you are?

/new faces
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# crys
too big
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# it's not TOO too big
but it's excessive for what it is.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# sorry boyz, MS Paint
if it goes smaller it looks crappier than it is, but no worries I just got Photoshop so it won't happen agian
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I think you just broke my modem
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# You da MAN!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# whos that behind him?
eh?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Sharks are sissies
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yes its badly done

but it gets its point across.
(to celebrate my going to live in Hull in about 4 months)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# TO THE FUCKING MAX
(you should have seen her double feature)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# what?
scratching a goats arse then wiping your goat-flavoured poo stained finger on its fur?

of course!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# yay for goats!
btw IMPORTANT NEWS:His Holness has had a stroke :(

less important news: an anagram site gives these anagrams of my username:
Frothier in Rome
Error, I'm no thief

/I'll go now...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# his holiness?
but, i'm fine.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# His Holness?
What, Bob?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Pedantic Mind Piss!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# What? Bob Holness?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Mental micturation...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# has he poped his clogs
?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# in reply to all the above
Bob Holness had a stroke but I think he'll be OK, what with me being a doctor and all... can someone post him in his blockbusters pontiff hat thing please
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# that'll
be Tedious and I don't think he is about
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Re Line 4 of your profile:
I think you have a nice face.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16, archived)
# aw
that's very sweet! thankyou
/blush
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# You mean
you don't like my £1 Oxfam cardigan and/or the rest of me??!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# arf
Nice pair of responses, you've been well-trained in the arts of womanhood
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26, archived)
# lol!
I notice he's ignoring that!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Yes. And, I don't know, I can't see the rest of you!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# yes
you don't like my cardigan.

/whoa! falls off board
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Aw.
Poor love, strokes are horrible, horrible things.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25, archived)
# oooh
whats the site?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# wordsmith.org
sorry, i have a streaking cap on my head and can't be bothered finding a linky
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# they
have hats for streaking in now?

Hurrah !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# lol!
see my current username for details

LORD MUNKEE = Mourned Elk
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I know
I was just being a silly bugger :)

Though hats especially for streaking is an interesting concept !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# a balaclava
would be good for that so you didn't get recognised later. They're banned in Norn Iron, y'know. Full of interesting facts/useless nonsense, me
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# and
in happy post related news , my t-shirts arrived in the post yesterday !
woo !
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27, archived)
# ordered some from
shock tees , a red one with "pervert" on it , a blue one with "jesus loves you but everybody else thinks you're a cunt" on it , and a black one with "i poke badgers with spoons" on it , just in time for me jollies too :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# and
DR ELK ONE MU
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# more of a 'goat prod'
than a stroke...woo nonetheless
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Yey Yet Another...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# why would you post that again?
and in this thread?? why why why
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13, archived)
# because
he's trying to piss you off, don't let it get to you, use the force young jedi
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] for hellish fury there's no power greater than X
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# deja
vu?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# ja
da?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# i changed it around
since last
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# is it a
spot the difference competition, then?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# what
are we your spot the dif/look at it again bitches?
: )
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# too bloomin' right you are
get your highlighter pen and don't come back until you've clearly indicated what they are.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I haven't seen it.
and he says he's changed it around...so I believe him:)

Nice tag too
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# um...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Nice!!!


Has anyone got 6p I can lend? Otherwise, I'm not getting into work!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# A pedant notes: 'Lend'?
Surely you mean 'borrow'?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Give!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# ok
I've got 6p you can give me...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Oh...cheers....eh
hang on...NOOOO
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# WOOHOO (again)
I've just found a 5p coin...that means I've got 9p...but that's too much! What do I do now?

:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Here you go, 6p in crisp green pound notes.
Spend it wisely.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# WOOHOO
I've found 4p...I can now get into work...but not home.

you see, I had £2 but the bus is £1.03 each way...so I need the extra 6p But now I have 4p so I can get in....but that's it!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# when is it
coming out
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Im in a really bad mood, as my management are incompetent twats...
so I have consoled myself with this

physics.syr.edu/courses/mirror/biomorph/
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I sympathise
My problem is HP are a bunch of clueless fuckers who couldn't organise a brewery in a piss up
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# apparently, I should be telepathic
so I can read the minds of people who arent here.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# that sounds painfully familiar...
last night i was asked if i could do a week's work in one day. i said no. then i was told i had to.

immediately after that the person i'm supposed to do it for went on holiday for a fortnight.

[edit] your link's rather nice. my nice, mylittle morph is heart-shaped...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Well, if we're moaning
another problem of mine is that eveyone's leaving the company cos the wages are shit, resulting in more work being piled on me.

Anyone got any jobs going?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# you can have mine soon.
Hows your telepathy?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Quite good actually
these aren't the servers you're looking for...

*waives hand mysteriously*
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# YAY It's a moaning thread!.........(edited)
Right *Get comfotable*

I'm in a shitty dead end part time job doing SHITTY Data Entry. It's only lasting for another 4 - 8 weeks so I don't know what the fuck I'll be doing after it. I've just had my bank statement through and on it is a debit from Redrock Technologies in Bracknell for £5. I don't even know where Bracknell is! Or what Redrock done until I searched for them! But it's only £5 so I'm not worried yet...Probably summat linked with A company that I've bought SOMETHING OFF(I have been buying a fair bit)

I'm in pain (still...a bit) I can't fucking hummus and I'm single!


There...I feel much better now...Not many problems I know...but it's nice to see them out:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# you bought a company?
shouldn't you be spending your time running it?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# pah
Just leave it...You can never find anyone at the help desk and when you do they're never any good...or summat like that!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Ah, i get it
it is something you have bought for the company, not something for the company you have bought

make sure you get that back on expenses
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Data Entry is shite
I've done loads of that, the best thing to do is go into zombie mode.

You own a company?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Bracknell
is either near the M4 off J11 or J12... or it's near Carterton in Oxfordshire. Think there's an RAF thingy there.

Hope this is of help.

our test server is called Redrock.... spooky...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# DAMMIT MAN!!!
If you haven't got this power, what good are? *tuts* Honestly...how do people get jobs these days?

Note: Message may contain traces of sarcasm
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# by saying I made great Tea.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ahh
I can see how that would work:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Richard Dawkins rocks...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# hey that's cool
I've read an artice about this applet but couldn't find it anywhere ... really interesting thing!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# closest to the fear
wins a loganberry.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# yeah, Ive just finished readin Selfish Gene
and their is a pic on the front of it developed in that program. I thought I'd have a play.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# oooh, sounds rather interesting.
I shall now begin.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Mine are currently
looking like 'cocks' albeit purple jagged ones, but 'cocks' none the less.

/edit: see
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# mine are pylons all the way.
before turning into leaves. (obviously.)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# is it just me
or is it taking an age to load?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# its loaded
look very carefully, as your starting point is individual pixels. They will get bigger by the 10th gen
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# aaaaaaaah
cunning.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# that is possibly
one of the weirdest/ geekiest/ coolest things ive seen in a long time
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# now i'm scared



size matters
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# tee hee
your clock is wrong

unless you live in france or somewhere
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# HA HA
i read that as COCK! which makes your statement even funier
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# and
that IS F in huge...an edit/crop would go down well about now.:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# they look like the spaceships from xenon2
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Or a Star Wars star destroyer from head on...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14, archived)
# oh yeah
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# That's
soupy herb.

I did evolve one that looked like four furtive icons but I tried to get it closer and it turned into a tree :(
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I made this little fella:
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Why elephants

don't like carpet.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Maybe he's been chewing tinfoil...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# a week later,
he got a contract to advertise with bupa.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Their love could never be
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)
# love
will find a way!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)
# their story is one of great sadness.
henry the giraffe would remain lonesome for many years.
But Beatrice died in a tragic wind and tree based incident hours after they were last together.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# I dunno
they seem pretty well suited to me.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# but could have a quick leg-over
;)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# haha !
excellent :)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I feel the urge
to imagine the offspring...

hmmmmmmmm
/scampers chuckling to the MACs!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00, archived)

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