
he seems to have magically sucked all the filth from the thames with his feet
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36,
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look how clean the thames is! hes got more chance of walking along the surface than he does under it...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37,
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that reminds me of the underwater bit in sonic the hodgepog
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38,
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though i do think he is secretly plotting against me - Afternoon all
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40,
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a bloke that size wouldn't have any trouble walking to work anyway?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:56,
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Honk. It is a mini-me
EDIT: Looks a bit like Pootle from the Flumps...Not Pootle from B3ta....well just a bit
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33,
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EDIT: Looks a bit like Pootle from the Flumps...Not Pootle from B3ta....well just a bit

Now I really must get ready for work I think...
Oh fuckit...I'll stay until quarter past!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34,
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Oh fuckit...I'll stay until quarter past!


at the original design concept for the ewoks

would have een far less traumatic than what i had to cut out
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30,
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....to make a picture? You brave man!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33,
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dammit are you happy now!!!!!!!!

I know the guy who actually played Wicket's Stunt double
100% FACT
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33,
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100% FACT

well, I just wanted to say LO! to you all cos I've been so buisy today and Ive managed to break more things than I've fixed and I'm also stuck on reception......
mainly I feel realy crap and I need lots and lots of your sympathy.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25,
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mainly I feel realy crap and I need lots and lots of your sympathy.

thanks I've just managed to fuck my works laptop so it can send network packets but not recieve??!!
oh dear.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30,
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oh dear.

wish I could help but I'm as technically proficient as *points* that glove over there :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34,
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engineer cant fix it. he's getting me a loan in at some point soon...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:36,
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'cos it uses 2 wires to send and 2 to receive....
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:38,
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worryingly, the solder joints on the socket built into the laptop.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:43,
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a compaq armada is it? :) Not that they do that or owt*
*denotes lie
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:46,
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*denotes lie

Well, it worked for the Lockheed engineers on the tv show about fighter aircraft last night.
A $20 billion dollar aircraft & they were knocking a part into position with a bag full of metal bits.
*FACT*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40,
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A $20 billion dollar aircraft & they were knocking a part into position with a bag full of metal bits.
*FACT*

reptiles were laying silly eggs long before the first silly chicken like creatures evolved
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29,
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i wud giv u simpafy bt i dnt no how sh!t ur job iz neway
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29,
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u can spel!!! LOL WTF?!?!11 i cnt!!!111 i dnt even no wot a ful stop duz
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33,
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warming the cockles of the unhappiest b3tan. But watch out for him making friends with your leg.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:43,
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but did the original cover have virgini ledoyen (or however her name is spelt) on the front???
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32,
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It did indeed - how the hells do you remember 2 year old magazine covers?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34,
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Random screenshot clicky. All hail the Meowtrix!
grumble grumble never gonna finish grumble
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23,
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grumble grumble never gonna finish grumble

Mystery Object
Don't have enough cash for my hair? Try this.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21,
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Don't have enough cash for my hair? Try this.

a willy sharpener.
for making your willy all pointy of course. I've seen them... never used one tho.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23,
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for making your willy all pointy of course. I've seen them... never used one tho.

that said "wizard's hand" for a minute...
and therefore perfect for a wizard's sleeve...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26,
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and therefore perfect for a wizard's sleeve...

the bottoms so you can get the candles into their holders? most likley
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24,
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I want it! I dont know what the fuck it is, but i want it..
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:22,
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must.......buy.......thing
must.......buy.......thing
must.......buy.......thing
must.......destroy.......parliament
must.......buy.......thing
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28,
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must.......buy.......thing
must.......buy.......thing
must.......destroy.......parliament
must.......buy.......thing

I'm engaged! Have a look at my fiancé's website
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24,
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And if I really was engaged I'd probably start my own thread with it, shortly after hell froze over.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32,
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What's in it for you
These are only a few of the things I will give you as my wife:
hugs whenever you want them
use of any of the art materials in my studio
partnership in my art business, if you play nice
kindness, kindness, and more kindness!
my mother is pretty cool, too... she'd love to have a nice daughter-in-law to hang around with
belly massages at your request
I will LISTEN to what you say to me
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:25,
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These are only a few of the things I will give you as my wife:
hugs whenever you want them
use of any of the art materials in my studio
partnership in my art business, if you play nice
kindness, kindness, and more kindness!
my mother is pretty cool, too... she'd love to have a nice daughter-in-law to hang around with
belly massages at your request
I will LISTEN to what you say to me

Except for this, dammit:
"The master-and-servant thing is likewise out."
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28,
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"The master-and-servant thing is likewise out."

"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making. "
leapt out at me...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:33,
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leapt out at me...

Please don't make me leave!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:34,
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but I didn't get one last week - anyone else have that problem?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37,
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"So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!! "
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28,
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"I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask."
frisky aint e
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:39,
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frisky aint e

so you're the girl who always takes broken thing apart? why?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29,
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if it slot in and fill the cone, you my friend have a phat spliff and may smoke at will
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27,
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as "e bay gum"
no-one laughed
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31,
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no-one laughed

went on a
48-hour rampage in a suburb.
The Worcestershire Badger Society said the creature,
which has since been put down, left one victim needing
skin grafts after launching the "unprecedented" attacks
last Thursday and Friday.
Society chairman Mike Weaver said he was called by
police to trap the mammal - which is thought to have
escaped or been stolen from a wildlife centre - after
it attacked a young man in the Greenhill area of
Evesham.
"I have never heard of anything like this in 24 years
of work with badgers throughout the UK," said Mr Weaver.
He acknowledged that injured badgers or those which
were being handled had been known to bite humans, but
attributed its "uncharacteristic" behaviour to the fact
it had been kept in captivity prior to its period of
freedom.
"For them to attack people is unheard of," Mr Weaver
added.
"This badger had no fear of humans and it shows the
folly of trying to keep wild animals as pets."
The most seriously injured casualty, a middle aged man,
required skin grafts at a Birmingham hospital after
being savaged by the animal, which had taken refuge in
his garage.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15,
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48-hour rampage in a suburb.
The Worcestershire Badger Society said the creature,
which has since been put down, left one victim needing
skin grafts after launching the "unprecedented" attacks
last Thursday and Friday.
Society chairman Mike Weaver said he was called by
police to trap the mammal - which is thought to have
escaped or been stolen from a wildlife centre - after
it attacked a young man in the Greenhill area of
Evesham.
"I have never heard of anything like this in 24 years
of work with badgers throughout the UK," said Mr Weaver.
He acknowledged that injured badgers or those which
were being handled had been known to bite humans, but
attributed its "uncharacteristic" behaviour to the fact
it had been kept in captivity prior to its period of
freedom.
"For them to attack people is unheard of," Mr Weaver
added.
"This badger had no fear of humans and it shows the
folly of trying to keep wild animals as pets."
The most seriously injured casualty, a middle aged man,
required skin grafts at a Birmingham hospital after
being savaged by the animal, which had taken refuge in
his garage.

But your name made me laughso I'll let you off
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16,
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It was in use far before Viz. I remeber using it at school and that was hundreds of years ago.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37,
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It was scratched on the toilet walls years ago, this was about 10 years ago
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:40,
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anyone would think we've seen that story five times already....
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17,
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There's too much text for me to be bothered with
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21,
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I'm just gonna go back to banging my head on the desk.
*bonk* *bonk* *bonk*...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21,
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*bonk* *bonk* *bonk*...

after you went...I didn't see you come on...
Pretty bad:( I guess you'll be kicking yourself over that for a while yet!
There's always being "friends" then getting "friendly"....It's worked for me once...but it didn't last much longer
I'm not helping am I?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:31,
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Pretty bad:( I guess you'll be kicking yourself over that for a while yet!
There's always being "friends" then getting "friendly"....It's worked for me once...but it didn't last much longer
I'm not helping am I?

thanks for thinking of us, but next time search the board for a unique part of the url (usually a number for news sites).
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17,
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Tongue-In-Cheek Manor

and Lord Albamus Tongue-In-Cheek

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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14,
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and Lord Albamus Tongue-In-Cheek


I was there 3 weeks ago.. not in leeds that was, but at leeds castle!!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:29,
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that's hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee like texas x2
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09,
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on a jpeg ?
I have a gallery link in my profile now if anybody is interested
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13,
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I have a gallery link in my profile now if anybody is interested

you've got the rabid penguins at the ready from the sound of it
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16,
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that's what they call you
how long you waited to get where you are?
/new faces
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:20,
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how long you waited to get where you are?
/new faces

if it goes smaller it looks crappier than it is, but no worries I just got Photoshop so it won't happen agian
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:16,
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but it gets its point across.
(to celebrate my going to live in Hull in about 4 months)

scratching a goats arse then wiping your goat-flavoured poo stained finger on its fur?
of course!!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07,
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of course!!

btw IMPORTANT NEWS:His Holness has had a stroke :(
less important news: an anagram site gives these anagrams of my username:
Frothier in Rome
Error, I'm no thief
/I'll go now...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07,
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less important news: an anagram site gives these anagrams of my username:
Frothier in Rome
Error, I'm no thief
/I'll go now...

Bob Holness had a stroke but I think he'll be OK, what with me being a doctor and all... can someone post him in his blockbusters pontiff hat thing please
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12,
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you don't like my £1 Oxfam cardigan and/or the rest of me??!!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21,
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Nice pair of responses, you've been well-trained in the arts of womanhood
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:26,
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sorry, i have a streaking cap on my head and can't be bothered finding a linky
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:14,
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see my current username for details
LORD MUNKEE = Mourned Elk
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:19,
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LORD MUNKEE = Mourned Elk

I was just being a silly bugger :)
Though hats especially for streaking is an interesting concept !
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:21,
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Though hats especially for streaking is an interesting concept !

would be good for that so you didn't get recognised later. They're banned in Norn Iron, y'know. Full of interesting facts/useless nonsense, me
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24,
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in happy post related news , my t-shirts arrived in the post yesterday !
woo !
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:27,
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woo !

shock tees , a red one with "pervert" on it , a blue one with "jesus loves you but everybody else thinks you're a cunt" on it , and a black one with "i poke badgers with spoons" on it , just in time for me jollies too :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32,
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and in this thread?? why why why
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13,
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he's trying to piss you off, don't let it get to you, use the force young jedi
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23,
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get your highlighter pen and don't come back until you've clearly indicated what they are.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:13,
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and he says he's changed it around...so I believe him:)
Nice tag too
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05,
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Nice tag too

Has anyone got 6p I can lend? Otherwise, I'm not getting into work!

I've just found a 5p coin...that means I've got 9p...but that's too much! What do I do now?
:)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12,
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:)

I've found 4p...I can now get into work...but not home.
you see, I had £2 but the bus is £1.03 each way...so I need the extra 6p But now I have 4p so I can get in....but that's it!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:11,
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you see, I had £2 but the bus is £1.03 each way...so I need the extra 6p But now I have 4p so I can get in....but that's it!

so I have consoled myself with this
physics.syr.edu/courses/mirror/biomorph/
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Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56,
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physics.syr.edu/courses/mirror/biomorph/

My problem is HP are a bunch of clueless fuckers who couldn't organise a brewery in a piss up
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Tue 13 May 2003, 13:59,
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so I can read the minds of people who arent here.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01,
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last night i was asked if i could do a week's work in one day. i said no. then i was told i had to.
immediately after that the person i'm supposed to do it for went on holiday for a fortnight.
[edit] your link's rather nice. my nice, mylittle morph is heart-shaped...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05,
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immediately after that the person i'm supposed to do it for went on holiday for a fortnight.
[edit] your link's rather nice. my nice, mylittle morph is heart-shaped...

another problem of mine is that eveyone's leaving the company cos the wages are shit, resulting in more work being piled on me.
Anyone got any jobs going?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06,
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Anyone got any jobs going?

these aren't the servers you're looking for...
*waives hand mysteriously*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12,
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*waives hand mysteriously*

Right *Get comfotable*
I'm in a shitty dead end part time job doing SHITTY Data Entry. It's only lasting for another 4 - 8 weeks so I don't know what the fuck I'll be doing after it. I've just had my bank statement through and on it is a debit from Redrock Technologies in Bracknell for £5. I don't even know where Bracknell is! Or what Redrock done until I searched for them! But it's only £5 so I'm not worried yet...Probably summat linked with A company that I've bought SOMETHING OFF(I have been buying a fair bit)
I'm in pain (still...a bit) I can't fucking hummus and I'm single!
There...I feel much better now...Not many problems I know...but it's nice to see them out:)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17,
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I'm in a shitty dead end part time job doing SHITTY Data Entry. It's only lasting for another 4 - 8 weeks so I don't know what the fuck I'll be doing after it. I've just had my bank statement through and on it is a debit from Redrock Technologies in Bracknell for £5. I don't even know where Bracknell is! Or what Redrock done until I searched for them! But it's only £5 so I'm not worried yet...Probably summat linked with A company that I've bought SOMETHING OFF(I have been buying a fair bit)
I'm in pain (still...a bit) I can't fucking hummus and I'm single!
There...I feel much better now...Not many problems I know...but it's nice to see them out:)

shouldn't you be spending your time running it?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:20,
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Just leave it...You can never find anyone at the help desk and when you do they're never any good...or summat like that!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:24,
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it is something you have bought for the company, not something for the company you have bought
make sure you get that back on expenses
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:28,
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make sure you get that back on expenses

I've done loads of that, the best thing to do is go into zombie mode.
You own a company?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:23,
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You own a company?

is either near the M4 off J11 or J12... or it's near Carterton in Oxfordshire. Think there's an RAF thingy there.
Hope this is of help.
our test server is called Redrock.... spooky...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:32,
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Hope this is of help.
our test server is called Redrock.... spooky...

If you haven't got this power, what good are? *tuts* Honestly...how do people get jobs these days?
Note: Message may contain traces of sarcasm
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07,
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Note: Message may contain traces of sarcasm

I've read an artice about this applet but couldn't find it anywhere ... really interesting thing!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00,
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and their is a pic on the front of it developed in that program. I thought I'd have a play.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04,
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looking like 'cocks' albeit purple jagged ones, but 'cocks' none the less.
/edit: see
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:02,
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/edit: see


before turning into leaves. (obviously.)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:07,
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look very carefully, as your starting point is individual pixels. They will get bigger by the 10th gen
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12,
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one of the weirdest/ geekiest/ coolest things ive seen in a long time
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:05,
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your clock is wrong
unless you live in france or somewhere
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:08,
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unless you live in france or somewhere

i read that as COCK! which makes your statement even funier
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:12,
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that IS F in huge...an edit/crop would go down well about now.:)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09,
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soupy herb.
I did evolve one that looked like four furtive icons but I tried to get it closer and it turned into a tree :(
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:30,
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I did evolve one that looked like four furtive icons but I tried to get it closer and it turned into a tree :(

henry the giraffe would remain lonesome for many years.
But Beatrice died in a tragic wind and tree based incident hours after they were last together.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 13:57,
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But Beatrice died in a tragic wind and tree based incident hours after they were last together.

to imagine the offspring...
hmmmmmmmm
/scampers chuckling to the MACs!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00,
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hmmmmmmmm
/scampers chuckling to the MACs!
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