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# Is he hard or what??
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# That's.....
... a lovely font.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Ha ha
/snortle
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# TO THE
MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
#
www.bancomicsans.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# not sure
can't see his thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Filth
The lotta you...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# The lotta me what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Am I being an idiot....
I don't get it....
HELP
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# 2nd that
i am not shure either. especially what does it have to do with braveheart??? arf
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I love that movie in fact
it's the only movie I'll let a man cry at without calling him a pussy!
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Not even
The Care Bear Movie?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Dont' even get me started
on the Tigger Movie.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# If you're lucky
I might sing the Tigger song for you.
And bounce.
And go woo hoohoo hoo.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Will you call people
Donkeyboy?
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# william wallace
wouldn't say sounds good or mmmkay, he was a kinda kill first, bog off second kinna guy
(Serendipity Long time, No see., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
#
clicky gallery
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# yay!
that's lovely!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Um.
It's very nice, but I'm not sure I get it. Is it a "pear of tits" gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# thats insane
in such a brilliant way!

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# yay for the Miggy
!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Yep.
And in the same week i have purchased an AmigaONE XE-G4, and an Amiga 1200, meaning I now own 7 Amigas (six "classic", one "next gen").

Woo for me.

jesus christ... and I wonder why i'm not so great with the chicks.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# blimey
what`s the new baby like? I just blew a couple of hundred on a new PC cos my old one blew up... still, I can always whack Amiga Forever on it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Not so brilliant at the mo
as its only a linux box until Amiga OS4 is out, however, OS4 looks like its going to seriously kicks serious arse, seriously. So I cannae wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# bloody hell
that`s nice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Every day, in every way
Your pears earn WOOs and YAY's
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# class
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# That's excellent!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# That's very nice
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Hayfever.

(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Arf, premature daisys!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hah!
nice...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# he should
try thinking of dead puppies or something.
woo!
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# there`s kinky
and then there`s just plain sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# He hee

That is all!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Apparently a good cure for hay fever
is to eat local honey. Builds up yer tolerance, innit?
In case anyone would find that useful.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's true
and the same goes for women allergic to 'mayonnaise'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# *penny drops*
Tell them it's good for their complexion?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# and for the hair
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# and their tits
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Hmm...
Titwank!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Actually..
protein makes your body drop it's calcium supply
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# so the teeth fall out?
everyone's a winner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Fantaculous
and Brilliantsome
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# heheheh! yay!
hayfevery re-post

ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh-CHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Ork! Sneeze! Ork!
Woo! Yay! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# arf
that's florally brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
#
clicky gallery
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# the dangers of turning around too quickly!
yay!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahah
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# an albatross!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# do you get wafers with it?
/runs away
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Jesus. What the fuck is going on there???
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i like that hampster
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
that reminds me of a cartoon/artist's style which is evading my mental reach at the moment.

GETS MY WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# WOO
if you rotate it it looks like a wabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Well.
A wabbit that's undergone unusual experimental surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# but a wabbit nun the wess
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# The elusive Picasso's Gull
I presume...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# ugh!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that is brill!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# :c/

"give us a kiss!"
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# menub-tastic!
woo!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# That is what
I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# the danger of
doing a double-take.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha!
yes: when people saying no GOES BAD
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# does look alarming like a
3rd eye
(Scooby who?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That;'s just wrong.
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Oi, It's moi 'uge nhut,
and I'll fight ya for it.

/pologies
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# my my, Terry....
...what big nuts you have.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# All the better to cover you in...
sticky white love piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Well I did find this whilst i was floating about google...
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# People round here
have done some terrible, terrible things to that squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I left in the morning...
...without saying goodbye....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# i never even
rang
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I'll bet!
I also bet whoever made it was a b3tan....
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I always assumed it was a real pic.
Am I being naive?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Warning may contain nuts
(Scooby who?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hazzah for squiggles!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# low cloud cover today
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# dem cats been smokin
da catnip
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# where's the
original?

btw, aWOOga to that
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# hur
hur hur. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Hah!
all your Paint Shop Pro picture tubes are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# cow loud lover?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# MOOOOO!!!!!!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1548342
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Nothing says "I love my dog" better...
than the new Polar Bear Pet Door!
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:16, archived)
# argh!
I forgot the logo!!!

there we go... =) how completely out of character for me!
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:16, archived)
# to late!
I just e-mailed it to the Sun Virals

mwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# you are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Nooooo!
Oh well, my one claim to fame down the drain then =)

btw - just watched the tweening, excellent stuff my man!
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Nevermind
I mean the odds of some puppy found in koala bear story making the front page tomorrow are Slim to none ;)

The tweening has turned out very bizzarely but thanks go to freshlegs and others for persueding me to keep the segments shorter this time and get more flow to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hazzah!
you fucking loon!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# And on that note
I'm off for a bit to make a Humphrey and Duncan t-shirt for the bash.

Stay fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# are you just going to staple them
onto a t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Cruel bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# yay!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# btw...
is there a beta tee page on cafepress somewhere that I have missed, or has it just not been done yet? nothing says "I love myself" like B3TA apparel!
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i don't think there's offical b3ta produce
but the more famous of the regulars seem to have something set up, if you scan their websites.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# you could just set up your own shop
and use the high res b3ta logo. Or make your own version.

I'm sure they wouldn't mind as long as you donate something too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# isn't Polar Door
supposed to be the most beautiful 2 word phrase in the english language?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# ROFL!!!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! =))
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I though it was:
'Free Beer'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# "guilt-free"
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# "tit-wank"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# "anal sex"
?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# cheese cake
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# cock jockey
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# "I swallow".
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# "avril's dead"
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I was looking for a
natural pick-me-up.
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# that's totally hatstand
and totally brill
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hmmm
(gee, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
# How cruel.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Ouch.
It would be especially funny if I knew who that was.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# British politician
looks like Boris Karloff
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Widely reckoned to have the biggest norks
in Parliament. But no one wants to check.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I really cant believe she is a virgin!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# she's lying
i fucked her in the nose
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Noses dont count

Unless she had her head up her ass at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Ew!
She doesn't steal milk too, does she? Or was that just the Thatcher chick?
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# She's in porn mags.
It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# is sick_boy
about?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# That was his cue.
Tum-te-tum...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Trying to find it!
Found it:
phwooaaaarrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# you're trying to find
anne widdecombe's muff???
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# btw
what did the missus say about the pics yeaterday?
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# She is still blissfully unaware that they were posted here...
...she liked the original though
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# If you post that,
I'll post my eyepopping woo yay that everyone hates...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I do like that
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Right that's it.
Clickied...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# god
I hate that
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:26, archived)
# So do I,
it makes me sick to my giblets.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# So do I, to be honest.
/promises to stop posting it. it's not big and it's not clever and it certainly isn't funny...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarghh!
its that woman! NOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Good lord.
Doing a search with the phrase "widdecombe" and Expand Results switched on is... informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# and I'll say again, that I have the real issue of that
....I'll bring it to the bash, you can stick her face on the front.....if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
Do it,

I'll be there
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I may have to use lots of black tape
....for the sake of the more sensitive board members.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# : too funny have a
(I helped save b3ta! welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# More Smiths
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
# nice...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I never talk to my neighbours
i'd rather not get involved....
(mi laddie, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# but
maybe in the next world...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# where?
Hackney? or the Astoria?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Manchester
presumably
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# "oh Manchester
so much to answer for"

[added your pics, by the way!]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# yeh, me
for starters
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# The Truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# fnarf!
sicko!

but

nice-o!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Now that is brilliant!
Have a Woo and a Yay
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Arf!
Took me a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
it true, all true.

the cruelty of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Beautiful!
Very.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)
# :-(
I`m gonna have a tiny cry for the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Woo
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# That's real
I bet up to 30p with the proceeds going to charity that that's real.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# yep
tis a real domo promotional even

with just the speechie bubbles added in for effect
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ahahah
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# yay!
that am fab!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# mag
nifico!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# hur hur hur
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hehehe
I always wondered where they got those damned things from! =D very very woo
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:12, archived)
# haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Oh noooooooooooooo!!!
thats awful!

But SO true.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# nice shoes!
dude, i want those shoes.
(hackworth, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:42, archived)
# M3tatweening phase 3 is complete and has a Goldfrapp soundtrack now
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3taphase003vid.htm

Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# woo!
...now to watch it...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# and it's in quicktime format
before anyone starts complaining about realplayer or windows media player ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:04, archived)
# bloody
quicktime!...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:04, archived)
# oh stop complaining
you!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:04, archived)
# quicktime plays under linux
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:11, archived)
# quicktime plays with my mind
*zweeeeeeep*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# eep
when i see the same username twice I have to mouseover the id number after all those baaa's yesterday - cc'mon ap'os'trop'he' poli'ce' com'e get'som'!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# That is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Pure, unrefined
fabutastic.
(</guy>, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# yay! =)
that was amazing! keep it up all! =)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# epic !
awesome , big woos to all involved :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# that am woo
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ...
that movie is awesome
(msiv48, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:25, archived)
# hurrah!
the best bit is the bit with the white background and the spong keyframe man / dog.

hides
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# this thread need to be added to the FP.
EVERYONE needs to see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:31, archived)
# truly
fantasticlly brilliantsome
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:28, archived)
# did anyone notice the
weebl and bob cameo?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I saw it yesterday but without sound.
That was fantastic !
Congrats to everyone who took part in it and to you Prof. !
I'll rewatch it tonight with the soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
#

thanks to twisted for the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# aaaah
woo to you that is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# shouldn't that be great great grandmother inferior?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# karma chamaeleon!
it was your idea, for heaven's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i know
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
#
Desert loving in your norks all the way
If I listen to your norks would you say
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go

Mother mother mother mother mother inferior
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your norks were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

Didn't hear your wicked norks every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That my love was an addiction
When we cling our love is strong
When you go you're gone forever
You string along
You string along

Every day is like a survival
You're my lover not my rival
Every day is like a survival
You're my lover not my rival

I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradication
You come and go
You come and go
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:04, archived)
# now updated
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Your
norks
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# you were great in the A-team
by the way
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# boy george - famous a-team episode
ends up singing in a country and western bar blues brothers-stylee thanks to face...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I`m sure
Steko looks after your doobsters just fine and dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# argh!
the flats! the flats! the flats! the flats! the flats! the flats! the flats! the flats! the flats! etc.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
i see what you've done there...

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Runs screaming like a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# that's
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# ARGH! WOO YAY!
But stay calm...


Clicky Readable
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)
# heheh
class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# sithbdb
(dognutz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Arf!
Greetings from China.
I'm in Wang King as I type this...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# How do the Chinese...
...hold an election?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Firmry?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Ed Zachery
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I hate that little fucking prick!!!
Woo to the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# repost...
from one little wanking prick to another.

*sob*
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:08, archived)
# i wonder what happens
when you click 'options'?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)
# It gets
all messy
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# acid pro 4 kicks butt
Especially when you also have 'reason' installed.

Muchos grooviness.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I tried it...
It shows you different techniques...

Like the one where you lie on your arm so it goes numb then it feels like ... I'll stop myself there...

(have I overshared?)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:12, archived)
# i really think not:
www.b3ta.com/board/1544005
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:16, archived)
# its nice to know...
there's always someone worse off than you.
:c/
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Sir Norman Foster..
...begins building on the second stage of the 'Gherkin' design. As you can see, they're just testing the ornamental fountain, having installed the auxillary offices.


Clicky for Massive Wallpaper Goodness

RPG Genesis - Linking here so that we dont have to watermark ;)
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# That is woo
on so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# i hope
you have it as wallpaper.

that's the only reason i made the wallpaper, i felt like touching some people's lives - without getting arrested this time :|
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
Nice one. I did a dirty gherkin yesterday. I give you the clean one:
boo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# go on
and the dirty one.

you know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# OK

really NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# euch...
that's not nice
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# hehe class!
I`ll be able to see that bulbous monster from my new job (if I take it)!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# With my new job,
I'll be able to see into a ladies' gym. If I stand on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# swap
jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Not a chance.
I'll just have to accidentally remove the opaque film from the lower half of the window...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# that's a
huge spurting cock isn't? go on admit it.
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# No
Shit Sherlock ;)
(ProudClod, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)
# top cat


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# how
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# yay!
It's the laughing kitty!
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I do like that source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Hoorah!
What a dapper chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# spambam, thankyou ma'am
or not
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# he's laughing because he just set Percy on fire.


More proof that Kitten's are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# oh yes
me do like a lot!
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# they are the quo of the animal world.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# see?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Awww....
I likes!
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# From my laboratory I release the 'Fuck'
part fox part duck

Or it could be a Dox
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# cwalitee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# What? The Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# alternatively
it could be woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i say fuck.
frequently.

i made this ages ago: Foxen
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Fuck, I think.
Sounds better. Nice pic...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)
# arf!
reminds me of Dogs F*ck Box!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# This means
they'll have to ban Fuck Hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# your favourite past time
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I haven't got you yet,
I must be slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# practice more
my lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i see i shall never be forgiven
for my comments and editing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# have you tried
apologising and taking the links out of your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# i apologised.
and have edited the links
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# thanks rogan
not to mention suggesting that I'm the violent type.
www.b3ta.com/board/1529703
www.b3ta.com/board/1498339
edit: and sometimes editing ain't good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# i hope you have a present for me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Are you coming to
the Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# no i'm in greece
but i shall be represented in paper form with mother inferior's help
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# In that case
No.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# paper sunshine could
use a paperclip
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:02, archived)
# hehehehe
borrow this blunderbus
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# is that a coach
carrying the Chuckle Brothers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:01, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:07, archived)
# ok
now we're even.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:09, archived)
# heheheheheehhehehe
=8.)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:14, archived)
# yes
but it is barbaric.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# You should
come out for a hunt with me, I'd let you shoot my Fuck Gun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# hahahah
I hope not!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
that used to be one of my chat up lines.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
# woo
yes, woo i say!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:57, archived)
#
(Sypher_5, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:58, archived)
# just a thought
old

revised to be funnier. But a bit late now. Woo for the new quiz - that was bloody quick!
(nebulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I seem to remember an online preganancy quiz
on thespark.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that would surely just be a series of pictures of women
with tummy-bumps: you have to guess whether they're preggers or fat.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# aha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Arf
My wife took four of those before she was convinced and an extra three before I was.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# it was your pic yesterday
that got me thinking, in fact. Congratulations, btw. Hope no-one did mean things to to the pic of your pretty wife.
(nebulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:00, archived)
# ..


Fat Boab - your 10 funny things post

Is Gwan (as in Gwan, give us a tip) your imaginary Welsh friend ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:50, archived)
# maybe you
should have a competition to see if you can morph bands like Westlife into robots... shit, they already look plastic though...
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Haaaa hahahaha!
My mate in the US has seen T3. He says it rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# hopefully
it does, I'll reserve my judgement. I bet the FX are bloody amazing tho
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:56, archived)

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