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here be friday's, enjoy.

tootclickhonkbigparp

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baby wet ones, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

super

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

I love the

lickle skull in his breath.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

he got the death breath,

oh yeth.

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baby wet ones, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

Eek!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

Awww a cute ickle baby

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

i'm bored

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

and so is my wife.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

Yay!

Is that a compo entry?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

I would hope that

it doesn't appeal to the opposite gender..?

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

Ray?

Are you a lezbeeka?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

heheheheh

i want one

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

What a homely child!

Bless.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

Is he

as homely and cute as me?

/ego flirt

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

impossible!

Not at all jolly either.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

About forty of you, yes.

Are you wearing your ball-gown in this hot weather again?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

No,

I have on my fishermans hat, string vest, speedos and waders.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

cor

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

Have you caught anything in your net yet?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)

big fucking fish.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

Get it to suck you off.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)

I will

thanks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)

It's got to have all the optional extras

Vac-Clean XR3i

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

Hahahahah

Where can i get one?

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

Just missing the furry dice!

woooooo

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

aha

very good

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

I suddenly feel

the urge to do some housework.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

Do it in the nude.

Then shit in the middle of the room to demonstrate against the bypass.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)

have you considered doing an advice column

while you wait for your salon to open

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)

You're so GOOD to me!

I'm going to do it.

If anyone wants advice or anything like that, please let me know.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)

Dear Dawn

Do you think I should get my hair cut? Only I am going out tonight and it looks a bit unkempt.

Yours hairily

bleepbloop

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bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)

repost

i want to break free-ee

(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

Traffic jam

My Gallery

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

class as usual

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

Very nice.

Took a couple of seconds to see what you'd done there.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

Diddly dum

tish!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

excellent

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

Statburst:

Sunshine Elephant: 3.24 posts an hour.
Bonus: 0.0001 posts an hour.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

3.24?

i thought i was above that

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

Previous stats were

per day: (77.84 ppd vs 0.002 ppd.)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

i actually average 200 posts a day when i'm here

i have noticed

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

you're at 3.86

according to my calculations

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?name=kitty%20meow%20meow

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

Mind the piss!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)

Good point.

I must've taken the reading before today's burst of Sunshine.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

hahahehhehe

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

kitty meow meow 4.68

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)

Yay!

JAM!
did you make that for me?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

You like jam, please?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

Jam trousers?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

I'm invincible!

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

I love jam long time

for you, fifty dolla

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

Wham jam,

thankyou mam.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)

Do you do a seedless variety?

Otherwise the big-ends get caught under my plate.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

That was on Timmy Mallet!

I remember! :)

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

i did that before!

but it was rubbish so i deleted it.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

Yay

for jam!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

Woo

'triffic traffic jam

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

You're too talented for this meagre world

laddie

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

Nicely done

woo!

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

I want to be out of this office!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

marvellous

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

Sunshine Elephant would.

Woo!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

i think i would,

she's hot to trot...

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

There is, however,

the issue of the many legs.

I mean, you'd get kicked six times if you did something wrong...

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

true -

3 times more choice in which pair to get between though. that has got to be a plus point...

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

that makes me strangly aroused

many legs, many pussy?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

She will have loads of cunts.

All of which will talk continuously.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

Mr Sheep

did you do the 'fudgepacker' picture?
(it landed in my in box this morning)

edit/ that didnt sound how it was meant to:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

Wasn't me

I thought it might have been Slim

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

i thought it was a newbie

edit : well there 'first attempt', even though they're a member for a while

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/933908

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

not sure, the jokes probably been done by a few people.

i just get a red x on that pic
Also, the version ive received has a black & white text box, - "Although content in his job, Fergal could never tell his mates what he did"

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

i thought i was a newbie of some sorts

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

Yeah

I got that yesterday

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)

me too

someone said mingus did it :)

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

/enlightend

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

the plot thickens.....

afternoon lady:) We getting kitten in 3 hours - which is going to be called Mackenze (or ming - by me!)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)

well, I find her more attractive now ...

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

eye

wud

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

hahaha!

That made me larf so hard. WYH

(Fiz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

really?

cool!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

beautiful

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

i would

and the lady too

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

She has the best smile in showbusiness.

Arse-faced cow.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

Here's me and the mrs

looking particularly crap as the beckhams:

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

Phwoar.

I don't know which one I want to fuck first.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

I do.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

Happy

birthday!

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

This competition is confusing!

You can't see it, but his pants are soaked in wee.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

heh

(1, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

arf

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

Check the alt tag...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

i saw that too

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

in poland

girls toilets are marked with a circle and boys with a triangle. it's damned confusing, but luckily my english 'charm' lets me get away with it everytime I walk in on a lass.

Unrelated note!
Look! Thanks b3ta for 1 year of alcohol abusing bashes, letting me vent my drunken anger, and letting me get through work without committing suicide!!! And woo my b3ta birthday!

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

Here have this to celebrate

/biffday pearoast

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

arf

a happy fluffday, just what i always wanted, woo!

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

slappy mirthday!

n00b! ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

haha

cheers mate - n00b yourself ;)

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djdirect, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)

Someone

tell me this is a joke.

rent-a-negro.com

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

It's a joke.

[Proof: no form validation, it takes you to this page. Also, it's by "d.i.y. reparations art performance project"]

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

good follow through

and excellent response time

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)

I'm sorry,

are you rating your farts or something?

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

no no no

excellent dispersion
minimal reverb
beefy

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

i was worried

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

i was worried

Thats what i was looking for.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

Is there?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

Is there an

echo in here?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

echo in here?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

I was worried.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

echo in here?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

at first you were afraid?

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rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

He was petrified.

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

echo in here?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

it is a joke.

(i would hope)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

yes

and a very old one

(actually, you may wish to class it under 'satire')

for future reference - if you have consulted the B3ta search engine to check that it's not glass cock and are still unsure, consult technorati:
www.technorati.com/

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

It's a joke.

I hope. Maybe it's the same people who did www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

it's black humour

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magoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

RACISTS!

/cartman

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

Tempting....

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

Hurray!

I'll take 100000.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

This is a very good challenge.

It's also going to be massively viral, like the "true adverts" one.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

The measure of success

is getting your own stuff in your email with someone saying "Hey Check this out!"

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

Never happened to me.

Because I'm shit.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

nor me

but I did invent a meme. that's pretty cool.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

I dont think so :)

The ones ive always got in emails are the ones That didnt go down as well here

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

Star Wars Beer Fridge?!?

Cool! I want one!

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

Did that

say multi-colour? Dirty.

(pen-al™, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

better than multi-u...

no no no

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stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

Are they Super-Haemorrage size?

I can't use anything else, if I want to remain in mintcondition.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

It's no joke being gloriously fecund.

I only have to look at a man and I'm up the peg.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

even this man?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

Yes.

I've had him.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

yes!

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

YAY

thats fucking stupid.

wyh!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

hahaha

niceone:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

Branding

If they made a Star Wars version of the contents maybe they wouldn't be so scary. And you can give them to the kids to play with.

(geetoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

It's a telescope!

...
A Telescope with a Wookee in it! Brilliant!
</rik>

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)

that

is genius, i want my starwars beer fridge noooow.

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legohead, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)

DIY

Anyone got any links .. hummus level.. falling.

(geetoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

I'm a massive fan of Carol Smillie...

...I don't need a man.

I love DIY.

Oooh, Crab Paste.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

I just posted

this further down the board, but by the time you finish watching it, it's gone from the page :S

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

yay

you should email terry that
(although I can't imagine him reading out "you are all cunts dot co dot uk")

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

Terry

would find it very funny.
The Flash not the URL.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

I tried

to be as careful with cutting Terry out as possible.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

I sadly

don't have his email address... And I'm "hiding" it on a different (restricted) area on the web too just for people that can't see/read it out

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)

it's

[email protected] i think

he reads emails on his show most mornings (radio 2)

edit:
here
www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/email_current.shtml

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

Lookee

here.

www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/contact.shtml

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

yay!

I'm going to email it to him :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)

Yay!

Brilliant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

Dear god

that's brilliant!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)

hahaha, yay!

love the br glass!

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stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

are you sure you want

to ask me for links?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

Anyone who's too distressed.

Should go and browse the m3ss3ng3r links section. It makes a great substitute.

www.flibz.com/m2.5

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

All those links are a pile of shite

though

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

No, this is a pile of shite

www.ratemypoo.com

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)

no to mention

the people on m3ss3ng3r. Dullards the lot of 'em

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

see profile for mass linkage

:D

well, kind of

okay, 4

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

My bus sim

www.chickencam.fsnet.co.uk/buses.html

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

Men's cosmetics

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

Houpla!

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

arf

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corington, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

Woot!

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

that

is class.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

Heh fantastic :-)

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

That Rocks!

'Pretty I feel' had me snorting so much I nearly swallowed a fleet of nose monkeys!

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

haha

fookin marvelous!

(The_Notorious_Mini, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 19:10, archived)

Do you like monkey's?

A flash animation of a wild monkey that has a split personality and like's eating train drivers!!!!
www.geocities.com/horsefly19

(kinslow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

A monkey's what?

Bandwidth exceeded in 5...4...3...2...

Edit: it's quite good though.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

1... 0.

That didn't take long.

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?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

excesive apostrophe's's's's

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

bandwith problems with mental monkey animation

Geocities sucks...do you know any other free web hosting that i can use. my address is www.geocities.com/horsefly19 and it keeps exceeding. help me please!!!!

(kinslow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

Monkey's what?

I like monkey nuts.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

not

monkey's nuts?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

I love those too.

But I have to get the mucous off first.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

bosh

exceeded

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

hahahahah

that is awesomely awesome in a most awesome way!

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stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

how very

odd

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

damn

bandwidth exceeded

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corington, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

A subtle name change and men could find a use im sure....

(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. ew.

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

euw.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

Mmmmm.

Lovely.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

yuck yuck

yuck yuck!

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stevierar, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

They'd have to change its absorbency

too

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

With vitamins?

Or with a little knife?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

Lots of little

knives hidden inside

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)

I'm going to market this idea.

I'll cut you in for say 5%?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

5%?

Is that it? 5.5% or I'll take my idea to Henry Kissinger

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

I AM Henry Kissinger.

5% or its back to the kiosk for you.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)

Dagnammit! fooled again

but I don't want to go back to the kiosk. I'm fed up of selling whelks.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

Well, the whelks were fed up of you too.

They told me you used to 'abuse' them

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)

apparently if you have a wank

while pulling them out it's quite exhilarating

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

You've done that before...

Haven't you?

You dirty birdy.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

I assume you're

talking about men here?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)

Fluffy took his coat off...

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

arrrghhhhhhh

(

corington, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

is that

a nad?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

A gonad

or a stopnad?

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

big

hairy g'nard

(pen-al™, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

eep.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

wrong!

wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong!
wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong!
wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong!
wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong!

NOT RIGHT!

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

Arrrgh!

Funny!

(Smudger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

he's let himself go a bit...

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

pea rost

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cheeves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

yuk

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaa

noooooooooooooooooo

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

is that an furry man belly

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

no,

its his ACTUAL belly. or just a man belly that was posted down there...

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

Originaly a

Kinder Surprise

(Smudger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

For the love of Zod!

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

...

you made me chase you up the board then!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

is that sort

of thing frowned upon? i decided to move it up cause it made me laugh and and and i wanted everyone to see it.

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

If it's the first time you've posted something

it's fine to post it in a new thread.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

magic

thank you.

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)

MAGIC?

What know you of MAGIC!
I'm the one with the MAGIC round here.
SEE!
SEE MY MAGIC FINGERS!!!

*waggles said fingers magically*

A HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)

yes.

~~magic~~ great
thank you

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Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)

hypnotic swaying...

...can't look away....

....GOING BLIND....

...MUST POKE OUT EYES..........

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)

vcr for girls

im so sorry...my girlfriend would kill me!
embiggen

(son of crazymum, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

My girlfriend

would think that that was a great idea, could it also have a Record Neigbours button as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

and tape Friends over

boyfriends films button.

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

my girlfriend wouldn't even need tapes

as she seems incapable of watching anything she (meaning I) records.

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bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

It'd never catch on

there are too many buttons.
;)

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

like you have a girlfriend,

you snivveling low life.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

i do ....no really!

although she does constantly complain that she feels like there's a third person in our relationship - that being b3ta!

(son of crazymum, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

Why the need

for a remote control? Unless there's some sort of weight-loss program on channel 4.

(The Pirate, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

sawright darlin, I'll do the cookin

(bonus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

Woaah!

Maximum lurkage! Excellente premiero posto!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

muchos muchos

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Dr Drink, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)

grande

pantusos

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

fucknuts!

that is impressive

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

i made a femk

earlier

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

show me

*intrigued*

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

it was just below

you probably saw it, the femme tank, i thought of abbreviating it to femke.

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

ah...

yes, did see that.
Marketing war to women? Not sure it will catch on.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

they're fighting the male population

;)

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

Haha ^^^^^

He's only been here 15 hours and he's stalking you already.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

Weeeell

she is quite lovely,

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

QUITE?

(thanks)

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

Well everyone knows Dr. Phil is the

loveliest of them all.
plus she'd kill anyone that said otherwise ;)

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)

I'm the only reason people sign

up to this hellhole these days.

*deflates ego*

(very nearly typed "fellates" there)

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

It is my birthday today!!

Hoorah, roll on 5 o'clock...

Excelent 2st post by the way - have you done this before!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

why thank you

I lurk real good.

Previous efforts have been of hummus lacking, and talking crap about football occupies most of my w*rking hours.

(bonus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

nice lurkage

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)

nice stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

yay!:)

what took you so long?:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

Aaaaahhhhhh Mate!

I'm gonna get me some phat rims on dat ting!

*sucks teeth*

(pen-al™, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

Oooh!

Maximum

for lurking and for picture!

TJ - don't you just hate it when threads get deleted?

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

Yeah. Even if it's a shit thread, I'm trying to have a conversation here!

Only joking mods :)

Great new woo there my man. Hi Cockalorum

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

Ta!

Yet another I made then forgot about. At last count there were 33 of them. And only 27 proper piccy posts...

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)

Achoo!

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corington, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

superb

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

whoa!

recursive tissues!

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

well done

*applause*

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

wow

that is mindbendingly good

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

i love that

truly original b3taness.

you are a legend.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

I spent AGES doing this...

and as soon as I come to post it, whats the very first FP picture? Answer poop :(

never mind here it is anyway.

...

(nutty_nut_nuts, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

sorry

rainbow girl!

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

Awwww - tis still a great idea

woo

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

b3ta life completed

hey now i've won a compo there is nothing left me for me here at b3ta, thanks solly ;^) also i've just past my 1000's post. Here's a naked old person wearing DVT socks sitting on an optical illusion to celebrate.

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aubergene, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)

NSFAnywhere

eurgh old lady tits

(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

ewwwwwww,

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

EWW NSFW

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?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

don't be silly of course old people are SFW 'cos they're wrinkly like prunes

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aubergene, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

isn't it Art™?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

exactly

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magoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

she's quite pale

maybe she needs some sun.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

Or some bloody clothes?

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

As you do

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Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

Well at least she seems to be enjoying herself.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

I don't trust old people who are enjoying themselves

their job is to let us know how it's not as good as it used to be.

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

you call this

thanks?

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5olly, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

Splendid gift site...

www.catholicshopper.com/products/giftsmother.html

(Dr Frank, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)

not

something you've made yourself then?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)

so old skool it's jurrasic

... but a great site.

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alistair, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

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