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# For last night's
Orange County b3ta bash
Clicky here
Only 5 of us were there, but we had a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Rahhh
Bostonian pics further down!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yeah
i saw. didn't want to steal their thunder, so
I waited a bit to post ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Blimey.
The average Californib3tan has more than one nork!
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:18, archived)
# what
a lady!


(haven`t looked at pics yet!)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:19, archived)
# blimey
battery was flat on camera? ;-)

6 photos!!?

but b3ta birds are hot :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# it was too dark at the place we went
after the first place. we didn't stay there long. it weren't a very good place.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# aw
bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# i think more would have showed up
if the correct directions were given....
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# there`s
always next time :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:24, archived)
# True,
but this trip has been expensive.
Only because I've been shopping in OC and mexico...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# what................


a.............


laaaaaaa..................dyyyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:27, archived)
# :-P

silly arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:28, archived)
# hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Yay
for B3ta bashes outside the M25.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I would!
Glad to hear y'all had a good time!

/fluffy for no adequately explored reason
(Orwellian Trash, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Weirded out, me.
Woo to the pic and

Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# yay !
I have friends for him :

(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# hehehe
Oompa Loompa carrot!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# :)

cute :o)
(bluecorvet, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Can't sleep, can't hummus..
..so have a hob-nob-goblin..

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# *groan*
nice punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Thanks very much
It will go well with my cup of Troll tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# YAY!!!!
Hobnobgoblin would be proud!


AND there`s a pub in Reading called The Hobgoblin.... which I always read as "Hobnobgoblin"

Damn b3ta and its subconscious ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# My mate was talking about Spiderman
in the pub tonight.. and I consistently called
him 'Hob Nob Goblin'* by mistake... hence the
pic to exorcise the B3ta demons :)

*Goblin from Spiderman, not mi mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# oh thanks for sharing that with us...



I just choked on my beer! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# does it sell hobgoblin beer?
cause im moving to reading if it does!!!
(Alpen, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# dunno
I avoid Reading outside work hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Are you a
proof-reader? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Mmm Hobnobs

I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Night
Roxy.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yay!
A friend of mine has the rather odd ambition to buy the rights to make HobNobs, and simply make them add umlauts to the name so they'd be HöbNöbs.

Weirdo.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# He's
your mate...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:17, archived)
# 'Tis true
Most of my friends are weirdos. I think I prefer it that way.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# eh up!
(gumboots, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# What in the name of god............
/puzzled
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# if it helps..
..he's bigger here
(gumboots, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Shit!
I can see it now.

That's most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# *HONK*
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# You won't believe what those things do when they get mad.
Woo!

(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# eek!
is that operated by Bernie Clifton?
(gumboots, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# bless it
it's only saying hello
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# You know ... staying motionless for so long ...


... the poor guy's gone mad !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Shake it!
Shake it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# yay
woo
fab
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# here you
i got randomly spammed one of your piccys today by a non b3ta person!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# hahaha...mad!
and another one that's sent me twitching :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# YAY!
he must have gone to the Quincy Willis school of robot dancing!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# haha
yes he did !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# heh heh
electric boogawoo!
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Perhaps he has
Irritable leg syndrome.

but in his arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahaa
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:21, archived)
# hahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:37, archived)
# mnah
I've posted this url way too many times today to explain its concept, please do some and email em to me or post em on the board.
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
I've also been disconnected twice by ntl for using my pc as a server :D
(Nade, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# try
freeserve :-)

they haven`t booted me..... yet :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I've just been disconnected
they don't like me to be connected for more than an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# I used to last
up to two hours.


Now with ntl, I can go all night...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# is this
the broadband?

I`ve been on it nearly a year and they`ve been brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# oh not
not braodband, I ain't posh
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Well, I'm about to disconnect myself.
I shall bid you all goodnight, and thank you for your kind comments about my father.

Catch you later (I've started to try and colour the group picture, and all is well but I am having trouble with his shirt and tie looking a bit unatural...and a little bleed of colours. The suit and skin tone came up great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Good night
Sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I'm off too.
Thanks for the advice from you and all.

G'night, God bless.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I'm probably the only person
who thinks like this, but why do us English people have such a problem with making eye contact with other people on the tube??



Ah that's why!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# it`s not so much
eye contact, as floor contact!


that anim is class!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# haha!
he's in for some hot meerkat action!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# I think it is because they are afraid of having to talk to people...
people they don't know...

I for one enjoy staring at people on teh tube and smiling broadly whenever I make eye contact with them. they love it really
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# fucking brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Not sure
i get it.

Apple Mac Veet?

(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# what was
veet previously called?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# nah
there was a hair removal cream thing called Immac (hence iMac) that had its name changed to Veet

(don`t make no sense to me :-) )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Now I appreciate it
in a whole new light.

Cheers!

And Woo!
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:16, archived)
# little known fact about Jesus (for Roxy Hart)


before he became the son of god, your lord and saviour, he had a job as a scarecrow.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# wow
I love little known facts I do
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# bugger.
I actually meant to put (for roxy hart) at the start of that post....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# *Grin*
I feel very honoured now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Like this one?
It's illegal to keep a snake as a pet in the city of Springfield, Oregon, unless you are an educational establishment.

100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# did you know
it is still legal to shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow in york?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Only on a Sunday
and if he's within a certain distance of you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much
as they're fairly lax about it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# So I've heard.
I mean, if you do manage to bag one it's not as if they check the time.

Or the day.

Or whether you used a bow and arrow or not.

Like I say, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Like I say, 100% FACT
It's also illegal in the same city to have the grass in your garden grow more than 18" high.

I lived there for 2 1/2 years. It's a curious place. I prefer Huddersfield, though.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Snakes? Pah!
In this country it's illegal to own a badger OR ANY PART of a badger.

Fackt.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# This has been an eye-opening
first hour for you, I bet.

Cut the jabber: let's see some of those lions.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# that is
class - and your profile "r0x0r"!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i just use my profile as somewhere to stick things wot i like and things wot i have done in.
i should do sommat about the background colours n stuff really...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# here
have a list of colours I find it a useful link to have
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# thatd be really useful if i knew html.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# well bollocks
really
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# html
is easy.

just but stuff like

'open pointy bracket' body bgcolor="#number from chart"'close pointy bracket'
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# heh...
all hail tom:
the one man bandwagon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# im the jesusmobile.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Foof lurves tom cuz hee is the mighty punn-master!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# lo you.
did you see my other ones?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# lo...
caught them in the spazz (well some at least)... this one is tops... you've got to keep shopping now :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Arf!
Qualiteh!

Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# hehehe ...
It seems you can't stop shopping now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# heh heh heh
i just keep getting ideas involving jesus.....


(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# And thusly
the New Testament was written
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
# In which case...
I shall shamelessly repost the following:
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# splutter
my keyboard is now full of tea
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# microbot
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# da'aawwwwwwww!
he's a cute little bugger, idn' he?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Fly free!
Fly free, little robot!
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I knew
you`d come up trumps again!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# thank u
to the microx
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# is
that rude?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hurrah !
one of my fav wooyay !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# tee hee
he appears to have a bit of a robot chubby going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa              aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                       aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa         aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa       aaaaaaaaaaaa aa aa a a

 aaa a aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

volume yay is 23% fragmented
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# you
uber geek!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# geek
geeks rock
as do u spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# this
is true!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# awww!
Can I keep him?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# its all
yours
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# fank ewe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# yay!
cutebot :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# He needs your clothes,
your boots, and your cuddles!

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# that's lovely !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Johnny 5
Is alive! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Evening fellows...
I need a piccie of the fear for an anim.... Anybody got a spare?
(Dr Frank, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# click the
toolkit on the faq above.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Thank you
so much...
(Dr Frank, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# There's one
here
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Look in the FAQ
there's a link to the B3ta toolkit somewhere, and The Fear's in it.

(Please don't start threads with questions like that, it makes the natives restless. Slide it in in response to someone else's thread, and you'll get away with it just peachy)
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# How fluffy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# any restless natives
will get stabbed by me and my stabbing stick
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I shall
take photos and sell them on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I`d
buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# sold!
now please put down that kitten.
You have three threads to comply!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Ew.
I mean: really.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# How Freudian
:)
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Me take
um stick. Scalpum long-haired b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I challenge you
to a stabbing stick stabbathon.

*swishes gauntlet*
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# isn't a gauntlet a metal glove?
Do they swish?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Given enough 3-in-1 oil
anything'll swish...

EDIT Not necessarily.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# aha!
I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# You stand
when on your computer?


You'll be telling me you pee standing up next too...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I'm
peachy
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# slightly furry
with a stone in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# The natives
are revolting
(Dr Frank, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# and to totally jack this reasonably pointless thread
how many north east/newcastle b3tans are there?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I think about 5
There's me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# so theres
me and you, or if you want to be pedantic "you and i"
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# me and you
is actually grammatically correct, it has something to do with the position of the object and subject of the sentence (it's been so long since I did English, that's the one thing I remember)
There's a few more, I just can't really think of names
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# damn
i was right the first time... how very unlike me.
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# come and bash your b3tan
in manchester then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Is this an invitation to guess wildly?
pleasepleasepleasletmeguessilovegamesme
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# yes
feel free... and while you are at it, bake some pancakes!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Er
46
sizzle
19
flip
78
waits. looks at ceiling. shrugs.
9.6
sizzle
1006
flip
2
sizzle, slide, serve.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# excellent!
you pass... with an a-
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Thank'ee
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Or, come to think of it
South Yorkshire B3tans?
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# that's just
a mancunian b3ta in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Bleh.
Manchester smells of dead dogs.

Which I mean in the nicest way possible
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Will West Yorkshire do?
South Yorkshire smells of Barnsley.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Not in Sheffield it doesn't.
Yeah, West Yorkshire's close enough.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Er.
Me, then.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:59, archived)
# erm
well... I am new & in the north east... do I count?
I'm in County Durham
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Of course you do
where in the North east?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Darlington
For my sins!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Hello!
I just made a website. A website which requires audience participation and is vaguely B3tan in style. So could you come take a look? Free sex and cake for the first fifty applicants.


Thanks awfully.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# do you fancy
telling us where this web site is or is that the game? Do we have to guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I don't think
I want anyone participating who can't find the site.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Snob
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be
part of a community that would have me as a member.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# paraphrase
Groucho?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# On the subject of women
a guy i know said that if he were a bird, he wouldn't go out with himself.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# really?
not his own type?
That's wierd, If I were a bloke I'd go out with me, I mean I might piss me off a bit but i'd still date me
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# if i was a girl,
i wouldnt go near myself with a fucking 40 foot bargepole.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# You know
where it's been.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Then again
i'd not want someone as geeky as me when it came to films/computers/other-typically-geeky-stuff*.

Ideally, i'd want someone who'd ask questions of my unhealthy amount of trivia and yet not be scared of it.

*delete as applicable.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:58, archived)
# He wants all the cake to himself.
As for the sex...

God, I don't know.

Edit: I went but it was fruit cake, and I don't like fruit cake so I didn't stay. There was no sex.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I
do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Shite.
You realise we're married now?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I'm a
witness and everything.

you may kiss the Mingus.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# AEIOU!
Yurlp.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# spam spam
spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Aww, c'mon.
I am a fairy regular B3tan and I did ask nicely.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# erm
cunt off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# the b3ta people are fickle when it comes to interaction
they don't like to linger for long
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# unless it has
kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Kittens with big, damaged heads.
Now there's a missed opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# what
about kittens with stitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i can't be arsed to email you
but i can tell you now that my head is eight feet and three inches in diameter
i had a traumatic experience as a child involving my head and a foot pump
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yay !
thanks for the thread jack opportunity !

Any NW b3tans fancy getting pissed with people you've never met before then feel free to come along to the M3rs3yb3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# why weren't
you here tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# sorry
not long back from Ed and it's a wee bit difficult finding childcare : /
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# childcare
smildcare
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# ok......
......we made it to the Edinburg so arses !!1!!111!

*edit and you're only down the road , why aint you signed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# laziness
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# we're
nice you know.............we wont steal your cars.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# you can steal mine
it would save me a bit of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
#



edit: now with added sound!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# You superfly disco-freak
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# That is odd
but oddly wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# techno techno
techno techno
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# D-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R


*DOOF!* *DOOF!* *DOOF!* *DOOF!* *DOOF!* *DOOF!* *DOOF!* *DOOF!*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# theres
no limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you don't know but
he makes those noises like for real! s'cool!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I
added a clicky ;-)

ahhh - sweet beer - destroying your fear of looking a total dickhead :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hip a hop a hip hip hop
a hip hip hop and you don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# everybody dance now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# call that techno
my gran is more techno than that.


try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# was just you
who mentioned techno.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# techno
is a way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Techno?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# surely you mean



;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:52, archived)
# hehe..nooooo...
that piccy IS a link, though... yay
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Take no
bloody notice!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# yay!
i love the style of these
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# style
it's a way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I'm listening
to Strict Machine by Goldfrapp and this dude is dancing perfectly in time.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:00, archived)
# YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# woo yay!
he is the disco king!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# night fever
night fee-v-e-her
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# hehehe
that`s what I was listening to :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:47, archived)
# woooooot!!!
most excellent, dear sir.
have a stickbob.
Look, Everyone! Its a dance Party!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)
# that is lovely
he got the moves
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# yeah he does...
thats why all the chicks dig `im...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# That's the type of thing
i wanted to make to start with, but ended up with that flash animation.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# yay!
tis most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# you mean
the Flash animation related to THE Flash animation that pisses on most Flash animations?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# blimey
that`s a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# *blushes*
thankee... he's sorta got his own page on my site...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
#
"don't hang up the phone""well,excuuuuuuuuse me!"
(Pjotr, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Long time lurker, first time caller


I am sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Arf!
And again, I say

Arf!
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Ta!
Nice to get an arf on my first post!
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# wanking
is gods way of telling you that you are a fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# But the problem is that one is usually
too busy wanking to take any notice.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# mmmm
wanking.

can you tell that my girlfriend has gone to france?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# If you think about it
the eskimos have all these different words for snow because that's all there is there, and we have thousands of euphamisms for wanking... must be a lot of wanking going on.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# hehe
welcome to you
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# as the first person back
from supermoore's birthday drink can I say catagorically that the people there were all gay.

ps fuck the spam below me.
pps miserable country rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Was it any good?
I heard they were all cunts...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# cunts cunts cunst
the lot of them, apart from verbal, who bought me a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Is that Kirsten Cunst
you say?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# yesh
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Fantashtick.



/Connery
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Chrisht Almighty!
</seanconnery>
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I thought he just fucked
beautiful women, I knew nothing of the speech impediment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# He's not just
a piece of meat!
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# They were gay?
What are they now?
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# there all
fairies now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Blimey.
Whatever turns you on, I suppose.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# toadstools
turn me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Ahh.
Goblin's more your thing then.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Hobgoblin
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# dead
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# did they start doing naughty things
and get arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Like graffiti
and abusing promo posters?

Oh wait, that was the first time...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# cunt`
off
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# nio
just sat round drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Kazaa Users
If you use kazaa you'll like this

- Gets latest Top 40 chart details from BBCi website.
- Simple click to begin a search on a song.
- Adds on to KazaaLite tools menu.
- Minimize to system tray.
- View list either "Artist - Title" or "Title - Artist".
- Resize the form.
- Option to keep KazChart on top all the time or not.
- Form position and size remembered.
- Options remembered.

Download it now at 
www.chrisrowe.net/KazChart.exe
(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:16, archived)
# *gasp!*
Is that...Spam?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# knock or try
dont knock it till youve tried it
(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# well
i don't think I'd try flying into the sun
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# why not?
It worked so well for Iccarus
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# nah
Iccarus didn't go into it, I mean millions of miles through space and into a gaseous ball of hot stuff. I wouldn't try that.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Long time
no see!

how are you?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Helloo stranger
I'm good. I've just had 3 points put on my license and a £60 fine plus I have to revise for an exam apart from that I'm very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Ouch,
ouch, ouch and yay!

I think a mate's kiwi cousin fancies me. Best way forward?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# k.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you think?
has your mate said anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I just
know.

She gave me a back massage for like ages and ages and when I was talking to her, she was like in my face a lot but in a nice way.


I was going to reply with 'She's female, of course she does...' but thought better of it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# ooh
you're in mate.
Ask her out
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Hmm.
Let me rephrase it...

How can I pull her without causing too much attension from my parents and other family friends who'll be around at a family barbeque tomoz?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Make sure you run out of something
then go off to the supermarket (or whatever errand destination is appropriate) together.

If she fancies you, she'll be in on the excuse like a shot.

Edit: Jesus, since when was I an agony aunt? I need more of a life.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Not a bad
plan at all.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# That's actually
a very very good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# The trick
is "organising" the barbecue to be missing a vital ingredient. Like charcoal, or something.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Ah.
One flaw is that my mum's pretty much covered all the bases as far as the barbeque is concerned. Mum's are a bit crap like that.

Any other ideas?

How about if I offered to show her my meagre b3ta picture collection?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Is that just a modern way of saying
'would you like to see my etchings'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I suppose it is.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:54, archived)
# ooh
hit her on the head and drag her out of the barbeque.
Honestly I don't know how you can pull her discretly, just talk to her fill up her drink, go get her food. Just be nice to her and try not to think about everyone else around you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# And while you're at it
put some Barry White on the stereo.
Edit: If there's any of him left after the barbecue. I'm sure there's plenty to go 'round.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# But I thought they
sprinkled him into the ocean..
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Well the latter
half is obvious really but thank you anyway. I'm just one of those who hates gossipers hanging over your shoulder rather than just letting stuff happen. Plus her uncle is gonna be there tomorrow too.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Ask her whether
antipodean lasses like to be on top for a change.

That line works for me every time.

/complete lie
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Arf!
I'll run it by her...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# or poking my eyes out with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I did not knock
I arsked

Plus I don't use Kazaa so I don't think I'll try
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I don't download
executables unless I can help it so I don't think i'll try either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# CHRIST ROWE HAS INFORMED ME TO USE SOFTWARE DEVELOPED BY CHRIS ROWE.
This CAN'T be spam.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Christ has told you to use software?
Has the pope been informed?
(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# god loves software
and hardware too.

he also loves watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Piss
head.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# you are sunshine elephant
and I claim my twenty pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Am not.
I could prove it, but I want to keep the controversy flowing.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I don't
believe you sunshine elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# nah
we had this before. rob used his godlike powers and determined that it isn't the same person
besides their drawing styles are subtley different
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I saw an advert for
spam today. it was in a service station in a run down bit of manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# no he's a troll from a couple of weeks back
that was threatening to hack B3ta

(internalprimate, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# how about you cock off
mr spam-cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# easy tiger
thats funny, i thought there was no spoon?
(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# if your coding is as shit as your jokes
i'm going to steer well clear
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I don't get it
can you tell me what it actually does, rather than how you use it?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# helps download chart music
^
(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# But almost all
chart music is complete and utter tripe.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# A fact that has been true
since charts began.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# /2nd delurk tonight
seconded

/2nd relurk tonight
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Almost?
I think you would be on the button if you removed the "almost".
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# There have been
a few good things in there in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:28, archived)
# mmm...
i won't have p2p on this machine. or chart music. otherwise, i'd download it :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Peer-to-peer stuff creeps me out.
If I want new music, I'll buy or borrow.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# i've got nothing against it in principle or practice
save for the fact that i've got 128mb ram and a 6gb hard drive. this means that extraneous software is bad and there's nowhere to put any mp3s!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# why the FUCK would I want anything from the top 40?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Executable files?
Over the interweb?
On mere hearsay?
From spam?

What kind of loonies do you take us for?
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:19, archived)
# With my reputation?
what were they thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Your reputation?
What would that be then?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# *cough*
reputation? No that was a long time ago...I don't do those things now...I have no reputation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Care to pick
up where you left off?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I'm a married woman now
I was going to say respecable married woman but chnaged my mind because no-one would believe me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Shirley
you're not old enough to be married?

And if you are married, how come you're on here and not making sweet sweet love to your fella?
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I'm 22
and my fella has gone to the states to visit his parents taking the bairn with him, it's supposed to be an oportunity for me to revise but I haven't done as much as I should have
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Jeez...
I'm two years your senior and have no job, bird or bairns*.


*That I know of.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# That's not always a bad thing
I love my baby but I do wish I'd left it until afetr I'd done the university and job thing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# I getcha.
I have done the uni thing i s'pose but trying to get a job sucks...
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 1:09, archived)
#
Oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# ha hah ha
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
#
although..
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# bundled
its gonna get bundled with next kazaalite k++ version. honest, worth a look
(chrisrowe, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Rule #1
Never trust someone who feels the need to inject "honest" into a sentence.
Besides, I don't use Kazaa. Filthy spyware.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Kazaa
is riddled with spyware, you are correct.

Kazaalite is the mutts nuts!
I'll never buy music again.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# soulseek
is me kicking the mutt right in the nuts.

trust me. so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Prove
it.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# it has music
i like

and folders! so you can download albums/ user collections at a time - chat rooms where you can find other people wo like the same music/download new stuf you haven't heard of

i can find a lot more of the boomkat.com (online record store) updates a week after they are released than i can using kazaalite

kazaa for porn and films, soulseek for music.

unless of course you want the top 40 when i suggest you visit our friends site above.

edit: and a mire sensible queueing system that you can monitor (although it gets quite annoying sometimes admittidly) can be bypassed with a $5 month fee
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# May I recommend
the eMule/Sharereactor.com combo for films/software/porn/games as the rates you can get are frightening.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# will bear that in mind
when i get broadband again. not much use on 56k :(
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Also try
fasttrackmovies.com for movies. Very good review/link site which guarantees the quality of said films.
(Fellmeister, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# lite is ok
to be honest.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# i read that as
life is ok

which it is, really
(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# at my age?
on a canoe?
in the jungle?
with tigers?
(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# wow
i've always wanted to get shit music off kazaa. I've always had such a problem finding it in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# someone should invent
a porn finder, that stuff's well hard to find on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# The record industry is sure going to like this.
.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# the record industry is a weak ass twisted fucking bent corporate machine
that needs executing. Fuck em.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Well said Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# I don't think anyone actually supports the record industry that isn't paid by it.
.
(Kalmazoo702, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:26, archived)
# good point.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# exactly
I will download shite music off Kazaa until I get a severe wrap on the knuckles... and buy the decent stuff off artists who have earned the money
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Kinda ironically
I've bought more music since I've used Kazaa, because it's allowed me to discover much more good music that deserves to be bought.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# That knocked a great thread off.
Tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Quite.
Respect to HK's dad.
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:23, archived)
# agreed
Chris Lowe (or whatever the fuck his name is) is now officially a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Isn't Chris Lowe
one of the Pet Shop Boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# yeah
but I didn`t see the point in remembering the spamming cunt`s username :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# dis is what froggy wings look like!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# oh
pwitty
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# woo
can i touch?
(Chorlton, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# but don't
frighten him away!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# GOATSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# NO!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# goatse goatse
goatse goatse goatse goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# now dats
naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Very
colourful, and woo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Weeee!
Get Rik to teach you animation, cos that frog would be great leaping about
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# you do it!
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:15, archived)
# But you've got the originals
plus I'm a lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:18, archived)
# oh poo

i'm gonna have some yoghurt instead!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:21, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:17, archived)
# As long as the wings aren't
powdery, that's fine by me!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:20, archived)
# oh no
they are made of cheeeese!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# eep.
That's a strange thought.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Biscuit Monster

me want biiicccyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# haha
spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:06, archived)
# lol
civilised cookie monster.. whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:07, archived)
# How refined
china cups as well
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Diiing... dhonnnng!
/Leslie Phillips
(Astatine, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# C is for cookie
thats good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha...
splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# treemendous!
splendide!
(peska, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I think it must have been a fault in my browser
but it was a pretty good one.... It caused my ball animation and the coloured waves animation to get "blended" together, both still animating.

Have a look: (This is a still grab of course)


I was watching it for about 5 minutes saying "ohhhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:05, archived)
# still grab?
kinda spoils the effect!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Yeah, but
I wasn't gonna grab every frame!!!!

Besides, mine is 27 frames, and the waves look like about 7.

It don't go!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 24 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

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