LONDON BASH at The Imperial



What better way to celebrate springtime than by boozing with people you know off the internets?

Exactly!

Travel News: The Northern Cunt will be closed as usual, this weekend there's no Charing Cross branch service between Cunten Town and Cuntington. If you're coming from the north you can get the Picadilly Line to Leicester Sq from Kings Cross.
The south is a mystery to me, so work it out yourself.

Bash noobs ID help: I shall be self-promoting as usual and wearing a red T-shirt with a picture of a french fancy on it, and I'll be there about 4pm
Approach me, I am actually quite pleasant really.


( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 19:17, Reply)

yay

and indeed huspag!

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 19:47, Reply)

Thought I'd pop this at the top. Those that are staying at my place, I've put a lil map and directions from Earls Court Station



Directions:

Cross over the pedestrian crossing at the Earls Court Road exit of the station, turn right, after 30 seconds walk you get to Threshers offie. O’Callaghan’s is the white door to the left of Threshers, door number 205 and has a big sandwich board sign next to it.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 14:04, Reply)

BEER! BASH!

Beer bash beer bash beer bash beer bash
beer bash beer bash beer bash beer :D

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 19:58, Reply)

Yay you can live up to your name!

Just not in my direction
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:50, Reply)

he`d drink the lot of you under the table

he`s rivalled only by mongychops (the cunt).. and probably bohica (the cunt)

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:08, Reply)

Don't say that to a roadie

It's like putting a mirror in a Siamese fighting fishes bowl!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 15:46, Reply)

I'll have you know I used to be a roadie

... well, local crew idiot ;)

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:59, Reply)

Ah cool

Well I'm not strictly a roadie, FOH, guitar tech and foldback.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 9:27, Reply)

Why is it on a Friday?

( Pachey, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 20:43, Reply)

because I fucked up!

It should be the 3rd!

how do I change it? Aaaargh!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:00, Reply)

I think you can edit it in the same way as a normal post

( Pachey, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:43, Reply)

so you can

I was far too tired to do stuff last night. All sorted.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 9:15, Reply)

oooooohhhh,

sounds tempting, i should will might will be able to make it
edit\ i'm now gonna be there, for sure

( the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:11, Reply)

cripes it has been a while!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:36, Reply)

rrr is it Friday or Saturday?

I might come

I am scared of real people though

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:49, Reply)

I think it's the Saturday

and come along - we're all fluffy IRL :)

( in vino veritas, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 22:02, Reply)

Saturday

I fucked it up, fixed now.

And yes, we're all surprisingly fluffy!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 9:15, Reply)

I'm not fluffy.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 10:41, Reply)

You are the fluff, the whole fluff and nothing but the fluff

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:41, Reply)

i promise to be fluffy

and sexy too

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 22:54, Reply)

*supresses giggles*

( in vino veritas, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 23:35, Reply)

Bah.

'Tis the missus birthday that day so I don't think I'll be able to make it :(

[edit] The third? Then count me and my beer trousers in!

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 9:03, Reply)

Phew!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 9:16, Reply)

I think it's about time I broke my bash cherry...

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 11:02, Reply)

Yes

Yes it is.

( Pachey, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:41, Reply)

hmmm, maybe

it's a long time since I've been to a bash

( tipassoi, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 11:05, Reply)

C'mon Tippers

You know it's non-stop fun!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 11:14, Reply)

yay

come to the bash!

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:17, Reply)

my cock will stay inside my pants

( mongychops, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:41, Reply)

Double bag it just in case.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:03, Reply)

Don't say that!

He thinks double bagging is something entirely different.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:37, Reply)

That seems unlikely

But yeah, count me in.

( tipassoi, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 18:43, Reply)

Oh, turns out I can't go

Maybe next time

( tipassoi, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 22:21, Reply)

Curses!

I can't make it!
Rearrange it someone!

( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 11:53, Reply)

oh yeah!!.....

bring it on

( mongychops, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:42, Reply)

i might make this

so be warned

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:52, Reply)

Any place I turn up

needs to be warned:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:56, Reply)

not might

will!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:00, Reply)

I'm definitely coming now

and I might make it to the bash as well

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 16:12, Reply)

As per usual, I run a backpackers.

So if anyone wants a place to crash near the venue, I can sort out some sorta cheapy deal, a tenner or something. As usual bacon sandwiches included.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:55, Reply)

i might take you up on that ian

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:09, Reply)

*shakes fist*

no, we'll be full:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:15, Reply)

if full

any other close by cheapish places you would recommend?

( Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:28, Reply)

Oh not for you, just mictoboy:P

He smells of old lady knickers.

The way I normally do it is put down loads of matresses and divide the cost of the room by the number of ppl.

S if I can fit 8 in a 4 person room it'll cost about 7:50 or less it I can pull a swify on the books.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:44, Reply)

alright, what station's the nearest?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:56, Reply)

London

EDIT: In reality half way between Piccadilly and Leicester Square

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:57, Reply)

You're funny

Like your face

Right, I know what I'm doing now.

Oooooh!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:59, Reply)

yay a london one

i shall try to make it and stuff :)

( fross Read your email on, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:21, Reply)

ooo an Imperial Bash

proper London
(not that Mr Chunderbunny's Ealing Adventure wasn't a fine bash of course - *hugs*)

( Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:26, Reply)

It certainly was a fine bash

to be repeated this year in June too :)

( in vino veritas, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 16:08, Reply)

really?

marvellous. huspag for bashes near my house!

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 23:52, Reply)

Here we go again...

...another fine mess :)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:34, Reply)

You got me into

Stanley knife

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:44, Reply)

No.

I will be on holiday so you may as well just re-arrange it.
Half of this lot won't turn up anyway and it'll just be Bohica, Mongy & Waspy sat in a corner
pissing in their pants cos they can't be arsed moving.
/Wetterspoons

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 16:04, Reply)

you know that's true

and I know that's true. But don't put off the newbs!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 18:56, Reply)

Face it.

People are scared off by our combined power of teh sexiness.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 9:39, Reply)

how many times a year do you go on holiday, Geoffrey?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 22:56, Reply)

Are you stalking me?

Twice actually, thrice at a push. I'm* rich I tell ya, rich!

*Paul's

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 8:45, Reply)

hahaaha Paul`s...

class

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:11, Reply)

I will be there

Unlike the one before Xmas as I was so hungover that day, I was too busy vomiiting to make it.

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 19:19, Reply)

no more girlfriend

Edit: No more girlfriend, so I'll be there with a friend of mine. Canadian, and not ginger.

( kingoffools, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 20:24, Reply)

well, we're not an easily offended bunch

but... two yank gingers?

You'll be made most welcome!

edit/I'm glad you're bringing your lovely girlfriend and not your minging girlfriend!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 20:38, Reply)

please come

we need to up the ginger percentage

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 13:26, Reply)

I can help out with that.

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:48, Reply)

i will mock you senseless

come along

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 22:55, Reply)

mockbugger
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 11:36, Reply)

what times this really start?

( mongychops, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 12:59, Reply)

I can get there for 2:00pm :)

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 8:38, Reply)

nowt to do with me this time

if you're game i can make it early

i'd probably end up pretty drunk though

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 16:32, Reply)

i'll be early

3ish, how's oman treating you?

( mongychops, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 5:38, Reply)

not so bad ta!

not much to do here though. it's a pretty stunning place though :)

i'll try to make it for 3 too then i haven't been on a bender like that for a while, i look forward to it.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:23, Reply)

I'll give you a couple of pints head start

and join you about 4.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:18, Reply)

With a little bit of luck

and if I'm not too stoned, I might pop along.

( Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 3:10, Reply)

Good

:)

( Pachey, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:14, Reply)

Get too stoned

and show up anyway...works for me every time

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 11:34, Reply)

This

I shall be having my breakfast J before toddling along.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 13:39, Reply)

i'll be fucked up on horse tranq

sorry if i'm a bit quiet

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:53, Reply)

i'm going to be talking napalm through my kneecaps

which might affect my conversational skills

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 18:55, Reply)

I think I might be up for this

as long as I can take drugs without being bitched at ;)

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 18:57, Reply)

I guarantee no

bitching at those who share their wares :¬)


Well, no bitching from me anyway

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 22:21, Reply)

no one has ever bitched at anyone

for doing anything in the Imperial.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 11:20, Reply)

I'll only bitch at you

if you take loads of speed and then don't understand why I don't want to go with you to somewhere completely different because THERE'S ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!

Hmph. May have happened before....

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 13:40, Reply)

why the hell would you want ice cream after taking speed? (for about the next 12 hours anyway)

Although thinking about it it's probably the only thing you could eat.

( mugatu, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 21:37, Reply)

I would very

much like to attend this..and may actually be able to do so :¬)

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 22:20, Reply)

splendid

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 11:19, Reply)

alright you fuckers

i may well pop along to this and imbibe alcoholic beverages with you all

( gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:21, Reply)

Well, it would be rude not to troddle along to the jolly ol' Imperial

So I shall see all you lovely folk on the 3rd.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:19, Reply)

mayyyybe..... I'm reserving a place here :)

Things that I need though:

1) pick up from airport (mictoboy has kindly offered)
2) overnight accomodation (? Chez Riverghost)
3) drop off at airport on Sunday afternoon (?)
edit: 4) Required funds (me - need to check on this)

Any offers for a weary traveller?

EDITEDIT:

***Thanks everyone for your help so far - you are most lovely***

Cost so far is £65 - which will get me from Berlin to Stansted, then Stansted to Liverpool Street. Liverpool Street to Leicester Square (looks like that is the closest) is a mystery so far.

Still a tad pricey but I'll see if I can sell something and make a few euros.. :\

EDITEDITEDIT: Flight is booked, so I guess I'm coming :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:42, Reply)

4) profit

Talk to Riverghost about cheap, central accomodation.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:39, Reply)

good idea!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 18:16, Reply)

Bizarrely enough, I might be able to help out with a lift to the airport...

...although I'll have to check that out.


EDIT: Sorry chap, I'll need to be doing a runner early early Sunday morning, in the direction of nowhere-near-Stansted-at-all.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:50, Reply)

Cheers anyway chap :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 18:14, Reply)

I can do funds.

The manwife says it's cool for you to kip down at ours, but we're a bit far away and you'd only be on the little sofa- but it's yours if you wants it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 10:08, Reply)

Cheers - bless ya both

You will be a tad far away though - how are you getting home after the bash?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 18:15, Reply)

Train goes straight from Marylebone to Aylesbury

and then it's a five minute walk to my house.

Depends on when the bash finishes....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 12:15, Reply)

apart from accomaodation

i should be able to sort you out
*fnarr*

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 15:44, Reply)

cor!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 18:16, Reply)

I think I'm just going to have to make it to this.

*signs up*

I'll sort out the paperwork later.

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:39, Reply)

Glee!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 9:17, Reply)

I'm seriously considering this...it would be great to meet folks I've been insulting and been insulted by for the last 3 and a half years

I shall sign up in the hope that I will be there

Edit: Well whaddya know £18 for return tickets from Bath to Paddington...I reckon I'm up for this...I shall aim to get there for 2pm methinks and just in case all you Larndan b3tans are lightweights I shall bring a friend or possibly 2

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 18:35, Reply)

Ah jesus

the MIL is in town that weekend and there is no way i'll be allowed out


*plots fiendish escape plan*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 21:18, Reply)

Post your mobile number on here.

We'll all ring you throughout the day, plying you with ever-more-ridiculous "emergencies" until you convince them that you have to go.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 22:10, Reply)

I'm in,

bring on the molestation. (you know who you are)

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 5 Feb 2007, 5:24, Reply)

after reading that many times, i have finally figured out that you don't mean

'mole station'

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 16:51, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 16:30, Reply)

Wanna Wanna Wanna!

But can't! :(

Too close to my holiday! So i'll be saving all my pennies for that!
One day, I will make Imperial bash!

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 5 Feb 2007, 9:57, Reply)

I'm coming straight from work

So I'll be late as usual, probably also overdressed.

( Pachey, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 15:33, Reply)

no chance of you being early

and undressed then? :(

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 12:44, Reply)

Will people be there during the day, or is it going to be

'if you turn up before six, you'll look like a right billy no mates' ?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 16:37, Reply)

I usually end up arriving about 2:00-ish.

What time where you and man-wife thinking of getting down there? I'm in need of a good celebratory drink-up, my second kid's scheduled to be born tomorrow! Woo!

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 8:18, Reply)

WOW!

That's a bit special.

The manwife shall not be in attendance, but I shall be there probably around 3, as long as I know there'll be others there.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 8:59, Reply)

I didn't put an early start

because in the past many people have lied about how early they'll be there and it's resulted in bash virgins turning up, thinking there's no one there and leaving again (even though 2 or 3 people were).

I might be there early too, but not decided yet.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:43, Reply)

In that case...

...I shall be there from 3:00pm. Possibly wearing pants on my head for easy identification.

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 12:51, Reply)

i'll be outside the pub at 10.55am

wrapped in my usual cardboard box

( gravytrain, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 12:53, Reply)

well at least

scrape some of the shit off your "trousers" this time

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 15:45, Reply)

i only do requests in return for bottles of windolene

( gravytrain, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 17:13, Reply)

AH YOU CUNT I WANT TO COME

Why do you always have to have bashes the weekend I have my daughter?

It's like you're trying to keep me away

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 9:57, Reply)

rumbled!

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 10:14, Reply)

Just wait

I'm gonna organise a bash in Dumfries and still make sure you can't come!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 11:39, Reply)

Stuff your fucking bashes up your fat fucking arses then

I'll have a bash of my own, AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED

and it's a naked bash, so you're all missing out

( wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 15:08, Reply)

I might be in Lon-don for that weekend*

So i'm down as a maybe.

*all the way from Plymouth

( cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 15:49, Reply)

'kin 'ell

can you fit this many people in the Imperial?

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 21:39, Reply)

it's a concern

isn't it

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 13:11, Reply)

I do know a rather lovely pub in Ealing that could cope

the fact that it is a ten minute walk from my house doesn't enter into the matter ;)

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 16:50, Reply)

^ that

plus they show the football ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:12, Reply)

sign up?

( mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 8:51, Reply)

They won't all turn up

And if they do, you can sit on my lap. :)

( Pachey, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 18:17, Reply)

Much better than Geoff's lap

which is where I normally end up!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:01, Reply)

Ay!

/Cartman blog

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 13:47, Reply)

you guys really need to find somewhere a bit bigger

great as the imperial is.. it wouldn`t be any use if everybody actually does turn up for once

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, Reply)

but usually only

about half turn up,

( the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:53, Reply)

too true

12 at the most

( mongychops, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 8:51, Reply)

is that all?

i reckon there'll be 17 people there

( the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 22:57, Reply)

i'm gonna save time - instead of signing up then pulling out at the last minute

i'm just not going to sign up. Huzzah!

( mugatu, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:19, Reply)

we could try the montague pyke

or the porterhouse if loadsa people turn up, both are close

the pyke's a bit of a dump though

( gravytrain, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:52, Reply)

Right that's it!

*throws toys out of pram*
As you seem intent on continuing this farce without me please print out this Verity Vector of me and place in a prominent position at the bash so I don't miss anything. And remember, I'm watching you.
/Youngest child blog.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 9:16, Reply)

we'll play soggy biscuit on it

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:02, Reply)

I won't be eating it

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:54, Reply)

then make sure you don't come last!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:17, Reply)

Exactly - I can be quick when I wanna be ;)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 16:56, Reply)

Smear it over me chops

then sell it on ebay.

5)Profit!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 17:22, Reply)

Ha!

Youngest? Pfft! ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 16:06, Reply)

Unbelievable as it sounds

there are, in fact, members of my family who are older than me.

Yer wee scamp.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 17:20, Reply)

After meeting Emvee and Geoff the Clownfish,

or should I say despite meeting them, I am gonna try and get me arse down to the Imperial!

Whoop Whoop!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 16:05, Reply)

You knows it makes sense

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 11:22, Reply)

Yay!

I just signed up for my first B3ta Bash!

/Bash n00b

( collapsibletank procreates, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 19:53, Reply)

huzzah!

( mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:11, Reply)

omg omg is anyone going from vaguely near the Northants area that I could either

a) scav a lift from (petrol money would be shelled out naturally)

or b) meet up somewhere along the way.

if not, your all gay.

( mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 15:10, Reply)

Nope.

But good luck with that.

I shall be training into Marylebone from Aylesbury, then getting annoyed, hot and squashed on the Underfuckingground. I may feel up some unsuspecting people on the train, I don't know. Have to see how closely packed we are.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:15, Reply)

I think the dashing KM Labs is going to be able to facilitate me.

now I just hope i'm not too skint

( mugatu, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 14:33, Reply)

...or lame.

Just kidding, I love you really =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 16:47, Reply)

Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger

I've signed up and now I'm all scared!

I'll be there....and will be quiet until I hit the wine....Eeek!


/bash virgin

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:10, Reply)

I'm ever so flippin' tempted...

I'd be needing a lift from stanstead mind you..

and i think i can be trusted to keep my tackle hidden.. :D

( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:19, Reply)

You and me both lady.

*quakes*

( collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 16:09, Reply)

and me

*shivers like a hostage girl guide

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 23:51, Reply)

No more girlfriend

Update: well, the girlfriend is no more, so I'll be there with my drinkingest friend - Canadian, and not ginger. Just didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea when I showed up with a bloke.

( kingoffools, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:09, Reply)

Now you've given everyone the idea...

...it's Pink Ladies all round.

( collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 7:19, Reply)

bring your now-single(?) ex

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 15:15, Reply)

i'm quite looking forward to this

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 15:15, Reply)

This.

What time do these shindigs usually draw to a close?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 13:55, Reply)

Well

me and Fanj usually go on to Camden, hit a house party, line up some fun and go on until...I dunno, 6ish the next morning?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 14:52, Reply)

for you maybe!

i always get the first tube out of there and don't get home and to bed till about 10! ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 15:38, Reply)

Im just wondering whether I'll be back home the same night

or if I'll be kipping down with riverghost, dixon and micto.

Not as bad as it sounds.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, Reply)

we'd make room for you

but you realise it's illegal not to sleep naked?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:57, Reply)

Naked with a big fucking gun?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:00, Reply)

Is anyone around during the day?

As I'm coming up from Deepest Darkest Kent I'm spending the day in town (yes, that's what they call it here...town - posh)...

I'm planning on going to Tate Modern to play on the slides - anyone up for that? It's FREE!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 17:41, Reply)

you wanna get there early on a saturday

they give tickets for a time you can go on

( gravytrain, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:45, Reply)

Yep, I know

But they do divide the day up - so you can get there late morning and book for the afternoon too...

I've been online and checked...good this interweb thingy.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:10, Reply)

i would but i'll be busy getting drunk in the imperial

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:52, Reply)

^ this

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:55, Reply)

All day?

If so...what time should I turn up ;)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:22, Reply)

about 3 or 4 is probably a good time to be sure there'll be a couple of people there

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 10:42, Reply)

I'm aiming for 4

but the northern line will be shut as per fucking usual so I may be late.

/reckless rik style blog

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:58, Reply)

and where is Rik on the sign-up list?

that's what i'd like to know

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:01, Reply)

It's a fair question all right!

RIK??

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:23, Reply)

one believes he may be some sort of cunt

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:22, Reply)

he's on call

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 10:34, Reply)

i can't make it

so someone else will have to take my place

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:04, Reply)

*bums*

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:52, Reply)

No!

wassappened?

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:52, Reply)

ex-wife agreed to me having the kids over night

first time ever

( mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 10:34, Reply)

oh, well

congratulations, but you will be sorely missed.








...no chance of bringing them along?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:20, Reply)

pervert!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:37, Reply)

you should have kept quiet

no one will come now!

and BOO!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:17, Reply)

oh well such is life eh!

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:17, Reply)

I might pop in

but I am scared of getting eaten, being the relative noob that I am..

( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 9:58, Reply)

It's my first time too...

I'm bringing a mate and the missus to look after me.

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, Reply)

I keep my missus and mates

well away from these nonsenses!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 14:27, Reply)

It'll be OK

My mate is a long time lrker and occassional poster, so he knows the score.

The missus will enjoy herself or else.

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 12:07, Reply)

ah..that's good...

not so scary in that case! i'll be the one trying to buy acceptance with tequila shots.

( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 14:29, Reply)

buy a round of magenta cocks and i'll be your friend

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:00, Reply)

this has upset me dave

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 19:40, Reply)

Sorry folks

After all that excitement, I can't make it either...
Best laid plans and all that...

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 8:51, Reply)

maybe change your .sig then?

false advertising, innit?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 11:22, Reply)

I may pop in for an hour

kind of off the beer at the min, plus I`m on call for work, but an hour should be ok

/rapidly becoming middle-aged

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:39, Reply)

You're not as middle aged as me

you young cunt!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 13:40, Reply)

I just need some more photos to photoshop

my fodder is low

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:55, Reply)

TAKE MY VIRGINITY AWAY FROM ME

piss up yeah, bloody looks like it and all

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 18:47, Reply)

GATEWAY FROM THE SOUTH....



( collapsibletank procreates, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 21:29, Reply)

huspag for Peter Sellars

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 10:17, Reply)

Hooray!

If it wasn't for the south, the north would fall into the thames and get eaten by the fucking pope anf John Peel on a whale!

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:24, Reply)

I am so excited I may soil myself out of glee.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 9:31, Reply)

gleeeeeeeee

( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 10:16, Reply)

what time are people ACTUALLY going down there?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:04, Reply)

4pm

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:25, Reply)

I`ll try for 4

then I can be gone by 5 before the real weirdos turn up!

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:26, Reply)

Smart

I might come with you...

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:29, Reply)

I'll say 4

then turn up at 5

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 20:07, Reply)

I'm aiming for 4 as well....

Are there any distinguising features I should look for?

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:45, Reply)

eyes set wide apart

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:51, Reply)

cock in hand.

See right at the top - I've just put in some identifying features for bash noobs.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 12:28, Reply)

Bingo!

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 12:40, Reply)

you'll know me, my hair is bright red.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 13:06, Reply)

well fuck you all i'm aiming for 3pm

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 13:59, Reply)

I have no idea.

When Riverghost decides he wants to navigate me, dix and micto there.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 12:03, Reply)

I shall be there about 2 ish with a mate

So anyone arriving early will be assured of a warm and hearty welcome and a free drink

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 14:59, Reply)

Free beer is the best of all beers

unless it's Fosters

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 15:42, Reply)

ok deal

what do you look like?

beyond fat pale and greasy i mean

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 18:34, Reply)

i was gonna aim for

4ish but it might end up being 5ish

( the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 16:03, Reply)

I'm aiming for 2pm

Purple Turtle 'til 3 house party so I think I'll turn up in my usual still-fucked-from-last-night state...fuck, I've had five pints of Banks's and a Beck's already and I haven't even got changed yet.

Haha, and there's a house party tomorrow night in Spring Cottage, so there will definitely be somewhere to go on to :)

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 19:53, Reply)

excellent

now where the hell is spring cottage?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 22:57, Reply)

That is the question.

I might be in the Imperial earlier now, see y'all there.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 9:38, Reply)

shit i can't make this either

sorry, i'll be thinking about you (while i'm getting milked by the vicar)

( gravytrain, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 9:57, Reply)

Nonce

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:27, Reply)

like that's a bad thing

( gravytrain, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 13:10, Reply)

sorry

My MS has decided to make me walk like a bloody crippled granny, so romping around the big smoke in your no doubt excellent company is out this weekend :(
may be next time

( Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 12:00, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate

There'll be a next time before long.

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 18:42, Reply)

Bollocks.

I'm bollocking ill and bollocking can't bloody come. Did I mention bollocks? BOLLOCKS!

( collapsibletank procreates, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 10:40, Reply)

FFS, you mutinous bastards!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 10:56, Reply)

I'm bollocking ILL!!!!!!!


( collapsibletank procreates, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 12:59, Reply)

i'm leaving now

should be there by half three

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 13:51, Reply)