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This is a link post There's something very funny happening in the financial world right now.
Quick summary:
1. Big wall Street firms shorted GameStop, expecting their value to fall
2. A load of redditors on r/WallStreetBets saw this, and started pouring in investments to raise the stock price to screw over the Wall Street investors, possibly for fun.
3. This has snowballed, and now billions of imaginary dollars are basically on fire. Enjoy the show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jan 2021, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The boaty mcboatface of share investment.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post had a mate I met on my travels. became a day trader, built up a nice nest egg
lost most of it in three days shorting some stock he was convinced would go down and got caught on the margin call. lost the rest on a depressive drunken bender that followed. rang me to talk him out of offing himself. moved back in with his mum whom he detests, and he now works as a cleaner. there's probably a moral in there somewhere, there usually is when things work out so shit
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post well as long as you're ok now

(ozof, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post this was 3 or four years back, had two mates contact me in the few months both talking about suicide.
not sure why they chose me to chat, but they aint the sort of calls you can fob off. perhaps because I was far away. The other mate it was mental health, his career and family all were going well. He mentioned in one call that the only time he didn't have black thoughts going through his mind was when he was cycling, so being a regular fucking carl jung I told him to do more of that. he went a bit overboard and it became his lycra life, but at least he eventually stopped thinking about running the exhaust back into the car.

Anyway, the short selling link put me in mind of that mate, and it's nice to bear in mind that it's probably those sort of wannabee day traders and not big firm who these reddit guys are actually victimising, though it is quite funny nonetheless. I'd ban short selling, like it was banned in yesteryear. It doesn't add any value to society or to companies, it's just a casino giving you a line of credit
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the concept
Betting on failure seems evil.

At least with actual shares, if you fuck up, usually you can just sit tight and wait for it to go up again.
Might take years, might not get all of it back...
But better than the croupier sliding all your failed shorts into the bin.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
It seems a mechanism designed to abuse.

Buy lots of share X, price of share X goes up, short lots of share X then straight away sell your large amount of share X, price goes down, so you make money on the rise and the fall.

The money comes from somewhere, and usually it means some real person just lost their savings.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's the other side of this. Those hedge funds aren't just using the money of billionaires, they're often heavily invested in by pension plans.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would seriously hope that my pension isn’t invested in such risky ventures.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My company's pension partner talks to us quite a lot about this.
They regularly ask us about our attitude to our pension investments, asking us if we're interested in a high-risk, or low-risk model, and such in-between.

It's definitely a conversation worth having with your pension provider.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jan 2021, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft, course not, would they risk that just for money?
Yes
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why they chose you either. I doubt either could get a word in edge ways, you verbose twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duh, he's an expert.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to find it odd that you kept jumping into these threads, but I now understand you can only work up the courage to insult me if prufock's already got in a tizzy enough to blurt out some attempt
I imagine meeting you two IRL, prufock on his mobility scooter and you chirping up behind him "yeah, a twat!" before ducking back again, while his case worker looks at his watch
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry, it's not a problem you'll ever face
sneeringly unlikable pretentious thickos don't have friends. That's why they seek conflict on the internet as it's the only attention they can get
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should volunteer at The Samaritans.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post like they told you at christmas over the phone
I feel by prolonging this conversation I'm tying up resources that could go to someone more deserving
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have really tried to understand what's going on here
but no joy yet. I think it would take a total brain re-wiring.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has just described it as being like the end of Trading Places
I have no idea what is going on but I' loving it.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's an explanatory image doing the rounds on Twitter, thank fuck (otherwise I'd have no idea)
Linky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I was just about to post that, and now I feel stuffed with brain pie.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ape's and snake's
indeed.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I understand it less after reading that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine taking out a loan from a bank, then going to the casino with it, hoping you can make more than you borrowed, thus making a profit, before paying the bank back.
but you fuck it up at the casino, and still have to pay the bank back.

It's like that, but the bank is a company, the loan is stock in that company, and the casino is the company's reputation in the stock market.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I meant that I vaguely grasp the concept,
but that picture was such a badly written wall of terrible grammar and gratuitous emojis that it actually decreased my powers of comprehension.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a slightly better (longer) explanation

(driverchris, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that, very useful.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers, that finally make sense :)
 (The Puglet! is a lurker no more, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9_fBDDTIuI
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember fucking dying
the first time I heard "but only because you landed in somebody's stomach."
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supposedly the UK edition
of that website and yet they are unable to spell "centre" and used "proved" when they should've used "proven"
FUCK THOSE CUNTS!
CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK! (copyright beeter 1978)
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you getting angry at poor sub editing on The Grauniad?
That’s like getting irritated by the sun rising in the morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody sun...
comin' over 'ere
shining on us and making it all warm...
enabling life to flourish...
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do still like the Guardian Website
But it's being filled more and more with complete and utter horseshite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Decent adam driver impression
twitter not auto previewing
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cumquat
Maynot
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post but Suvrad Go Nad

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Have a Love Sausage
With Cheese on the side. Yum


 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about a grilled cheese glazed donut?
You can goatsee and eat it out at disneyland

mickeyblog.com/2021/01/21/a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-like-no-other-has-cropped-up-at-everglazed/


 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post My heart got diabetes just looking at that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ain't cats got 9 hearts?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 5:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Goat? See?
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eat
it out
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two gigantic maggots with avocado salad.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yuck

(Sherbs, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me
Must get some ointment
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Remarkable Voice Synth/Treatment device called the Soma Pipe
Possibly the trippiest equipment demo ever.

(I'm off to start a cold-calling business)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post 450 Euros, + p&p
and now we are out of the EU, add customs charges, VAT, etc.

Some great sounds coming out of that machine, but mark my words: That is the next hipster ukulele.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
Or that fucking metal drum thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you reverse the polarity
does it become an asthma pump?
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t care about the instrument,
Was just thinking “I wish they hadn’t put all that interference over the Mandelbrot Set zoom”

(Anyone else who thought the same - “Playing With Chaos” by Keith Peters is a great little kindle book for writing a browser based fractal zoom)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Open wide
New, improved swab tests



(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chinese defecators should be offered arsylum

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tester... Ready!


 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a link post This 'un's good


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he's not careful he'll end up hired as a spokesman

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This would probably be funnier if...
... pretty much *exactly* this thing hadn't already been done, nine years ago, and by an actual politician.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8
I remember reading an interview with the bloke asking Milliband the questions that day, and he said something like it being almost like being in a dream while it was happening, and then 30 minutes after it was over wishing he'd thought fast enough to say "Mr. Milliband, do you think these strikes are wrong at a time negotiations are still going on and do you think they should put aside the rhetoric..." etc. - i.e. feed ALL of his prepared bullshit straight back to him word for word as a question. Esprit d'escalier.
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post But did you threaten to overrule him?
Same old song
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same songbook, but quite different songs.
Howard was trying to avoid answering a potentially career ending question, while 'reckless and provocative manner' was the soundbite that Miliband was attempting to force the news to carry.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My favourite part is when he says they should get round the negotiating table, put aside the rhetoric, and stop this kind of thing from happening again.
 (JauntyArt, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you threaten to overrule him?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brown, May, Miliband, Starmer
All looked like the minute they become party leader, someone stuck an earpiece in and they stood like a rabbit in the headlights scared shitless of answering even the most basic question.

Didn't look human again until the moment they stood down.
 (horrid, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Dad Feels...


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have
swapped the actresses who played Cheryl and Diane because Diane looks more like a mom, and Cheryl looks more like her friend who is having more fun, and is on another level IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was thinking I wouldn't leave Cheryl for Diane.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dad should just be bloody grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't Cheryl do better?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind Cheryl and Diane, check out his "friend" Mila
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g88BqRre6U4
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diane is the current voice of Squirrel Girl, Milana Vayntrub

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd do Cheryl
but I'd be thinking of Diane
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Brood X periodical cicadas, underground for 17 years, ready to reemerge

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post that one seems to be the size of Pennsylvania

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Mothra!

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japan has Godzilla
East coast US has Cicada.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post And what exactly have these cicadas got against South Carolina?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post SC's next cicada emergence is in 2024 (Brood XIX which is on a 13 yr cycle)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periodical_cicadas#Broods

Insert comment about Trump's re-emergence
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say something inaccurate about a plague of locusts but I’ve had enough about plagues.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nine more to go

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.....
THE X FILES blew that case wide open !!!
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Pre Covid Chat Line
Phwoar!
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a link post The Horne Section perform my song I made this!
I *sort of* made this. Last year I was listening to the very excellent Horne section podcast, and I thought of a joke/song. I told it to some friends, who mainly gave me long, hard stares. I didn't care, I loved it.

I use Twitter on average about once every couple of years. I used 2020's go to Tweet my idea @AlexHorne. Incredibly, he not only tweeted back within minutes, but he said he liked it and could he use it in the podcast? There's only one answer to that... YES!
(SonofRojBlake, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very silly
have a well-earned click
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well done!

I did chuckle
 (razzle, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking ace!

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha yes

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work by all involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Goodnight all
QTV Closedown Tuesday 26th Jan
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 3:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit these are spot on....

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweat dreams everybody

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The clock getting stuck gave me the fear

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting a 'number station' to start up.
Strange metal instrument looks real.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Busking ZZ Top - La Grange


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what you get when you search for "cutest little girl" is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not usually

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a link post How to derail a train
Not as easy as you'd think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Now that's in my history, I'm going to end up on a watch list aren't I?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly what I thought

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Since you both have an account on B3ta
You're already on all the lists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post What list?
Evil train spotter?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can always claim you were searching for ways to deal with a rail infestation on your train

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Between trainspotters and T.E Lawrence fanboys...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big mistake, they used explosives. Now some wet leaves on the line that could really disrupt the rail service.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Like a stoat-cat chimera
Convergent adaptation strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could take your finger off.
They should get it some silver vine sticks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not tried it on my cats yet.
Just like catnip/mint it is a mosquito repellant.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, bless. So beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a new visiting cat who looks like a cross between a tabby and an owl
It sings (UurrrrrowWOWwowrowrororororororowaowaow) and it eats birdfood, so its a bit daft.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like vocal cats.
As for birdfood, they will sometimes eat dried mealworms.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Well, that was confusing


YouTube


 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Who'd have thought it?
"we didn't have kids but we had seven dogs together.""
Woman gutted after holiday toyboy pockets her money, calls her 'old' and leaves


 (strongp, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Seems like a lot of effort to go to for just £1500.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's even more effort for a shag, she moved to bloody Egypt!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post must have been a good shag
Qetesh resurrected.
And yes, she does need to lay off the pies.
I would suggest 1500€ of pies, but that would be cruel.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post She might have been a great shag.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't do it for less than five camels

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 4:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Why am I to old and to fat?"
Well love, the first is your age and the second is your diet in combination with your lack of exercise.

Not surprised your husband didn't want to have sex with you for the last 10 years.

On top of that, you seem like an idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks and weight aren't important, you shallow silly man
the question is "can she generate enough suction to pull a golf ball up a foot of garden hose?". all else are just superficial things
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 4:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got big balls haven't you?
those aren't my balls, that's my adam's apple - you're very good at this.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The important question.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently you don't need to have language or reasoning skills to be a teacher in Egypt.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stories like this always remind me of
Adam Buxton's Grazia calypso, which never fails to cheer me up.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post His cannon of works is full of cheer and joy

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he's 24 then so am I.
Jusus he looks older than I do now, and I'm over 40 and a smoker.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Mahoosive Ships for a mahoosive day.
GC can taint my taint
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caaaaaaaaaaaandles

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey you're flaming old, congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mega ultra candles day!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Is your MP a prick?

Ron's Eel.
Is my MP a prick?


 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post is your MP a conservative.

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
a lot of labour MPs are pricks too
but for different reasons
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post There does seem to be a strong correlation.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wildly inaccurate: Some of the MPs are described as 'not pricks'
 (stubhuman, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post My MP is great
she's a good laugh, works hard and whatever side of the political spectrum you're on you'd have to concede she represents her constituents well.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine is a six thumbs down prick.
But I happen to know those 6 thumbs are just scratching the epidermis of the foreskin of prickishness of my utterly insane tory MP.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine gets seven
But your description eloquently saves me having to write one!
ismympaprick.co.uk/mp/philip-davies
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, well...
All Sinn Féin MPs are not pricks according to this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Due to lack of information.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don’t go to parliament, much less vote on things
At the risk of pissing on the GFA the DUP are pricks of the highest order.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are fine fucking pricks on both sides.

(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post rebillet.mp3 I made this!
A quick fart I made as a tribute to Marc Rebillet. Let's hope he hears it
rebillet.mp3


 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this very VERY much indeed
and will be playing it a lot thanks.

*goes off to Google Marc Rebillet*
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha cheers!
You will not be disappointed by Marc.
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:48, , Reply)

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