I'm sure it was something shorter, like 4 letters!
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 21:03,
Reply)
So you rocked
back and forth a lot.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Dec 2022, 21:15,
Reply)
Shut up Piggy, you haven’t got the conch.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 22:01,
Reply)
It'd make a cracking Muppet musical. There's already a choir in it.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 12:02,
Reply)
It's time to put on warpaint, the jungle's burning bright
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 22:44,
Reply)
I wasn't going to mention that.
(The elephant in the room so to speak)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Dec 2022, 22:30,
Reply)
There's a tickling
of Johnny Rotten with this fellow.
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Cock BANNED from /talk, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 1:44,
Reply)
I made a quiz thing!
I made this!
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:30,
Reply)
I got 2.
The only 2 I've played from that list.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 14:00,
Reply)
8-bit Carols from the Church of Commodore
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 18:25,
Reply)
Holidays are coming - holidays are ...
- oops
Coca-Cola Christmas truck in flames in Romania
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 17:57,
Reply)
Seatbelt legislation 1983
People are idiots
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 23:22,
Reply)
Exactly. A guy told me there were statistics on the continent saying it made no difference to accident numbers.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 12:16, Reply)
I met an American father and son in a hostel in Japan in 2010.
Son told me about how 9/11 was an inside job, and father told me that 'they' were going to force people to wear seatbelts on motorbikes soon, and also that he'd been in six car accidents and if he'd have been killed in all of them if he'd been wearing a seatbelt at the time.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 12:23, Reply)
thank god he didn't
dying 6 times would have been too much for anyone to bear
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 18:42, Reply)
This did occur to me at the time.
He was so enraged by that point, though, that I felt it would have been unwise to point it out.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:05, Reply)
What difference exactly would it make to the number of accidents?
Do you really think people have more accidents because they’re not wearing a belt? Or is it that those that do have accidents have worse outcomes if they’re not wearing a belt? It’s not the same thing. Your interlocutor’s statement isn’t as stupid as you think.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 17:23,
Reply)
There might be some correlation.
I'd expect people who refuse to wear seatbelts on principle to drive like fucking nutters. Maybe that's just my prejudice, though.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:00, Reply)
I know what you're saying about number of accidents vs severity of injury from those accidents
But I'm not sure he's aware of that nuance. And it'll do him no good intertwined in his steering wheel.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:21, Reply)
I would never not wear a seatbelt, nor is anybody who sits behind me allowed not to.
But something about the legislative system that won’t outlaw people’s stupidity and blatant disregard for their own self preservation appeals to me. We are fine with all kinds of idiots believing all kind of bullshit like religion, so, if someone believes it’s a good idea not to wear one, leave them to it. Compared to what billions of religious people think, it really isn’t so nuts.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 21:45,
Reply)
Totally with you.
However, I suspect that one of the reasons that they're mandatory is due to the risk posed to third parties by unbelted passengers/drivers during collisions.
'Victim ejected from vehicle' is a very real thing, and when your car decelerates from 40mph to 0mph in the blink of an eye, the fleshy sacks of blood and bone don't - and won't until something impedes their trajectory.
The chances of actually going through the windscreen of a car made after 1990 are pretty slim, but you're a lot more likely to inflict serious injuries on whoever is in the car with you should you choose to travel unrestrained.
I won't link it here, but there's a video showing a car rolling after a colission and literally flinging an occupant out of a side window a good 15-20 feet in the air. They should probably show that to the anti-belt fuckwits.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:40, Reply)
An adult didn’t have to wear a seatbelt in the back till 1991. Kids aged 14 and under since 1989.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:46,
Reply)
I remember.
I also remember how put out my uncle was by the whole thing. I was in single figures at the time, but even then I remember thinking it was perfectly reasonable.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:52, Reply)
I heard something similar
Basically if you wear a seat belt you’re more inclined to drive a little more recklessly, I.e. you feel as though the seat belt gives you more chance of surviving a crash.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 0:30,
Reply)
My walk to work takes me past one of the main arterial routes into the shitty.
It's pretty staggering how many folk I see without seatbelts on. Mind you, there's also a silly number of 'adults' cycling on the pavements in the pitch black with no lights on their bike, so maybe it's something in the water.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 12:51, Reply)
I do like how the behaviour of a few London twats on fixies, and anecdotes from MPs who have encountered them, directs government policy towards all cycling nationwide.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:16,
Reply)
I'm all for more accountability for cyclists.
License plates might be taking it a bit far, but I definitely think there should be some kind of licensing scheme introduced, and Police really need to be more proactive when it comes to fuckwits jumping red lights/cycling on the pavement/riding without lights. Don't get me started on those wheely cunts.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:32, Reply)
I don't think that
license plates or some other way to identify bad cyclists on a dashcam would be taking it too far.
Only just far enough IMO
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:12,
Reply)
My only issue with numberplates really is how they'd be implemented.
Having a great big square acting as an airbrake isn't so much of an issue when you've got an engine propelling you forwards (and arguably not really an issue for the trundlers popping along to the local supermarket), but it'd be an absolute nightmare if you're commuting 20+ miles a day and trying to maintain speeds northwards of 14mph. Can't imagine the club cyclists would be overly fond of the idea, either.
If they could introduce some method that doesn't overly fuck with aerodynamics, I'd totally support the idea, though.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:30, Reply)
How's this?
Then you could get their number as they shoot off the pavement across the front of your car, narrowly avoiding death or when they illegally run a red light, and you nearly sideswipe them.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:37,
Reply)
Only if
you make it from the same material as a knife.
If you make it from some sort of flexible material, not so much.
Now that the plate is aerodynamic and made from stuff so soft it won't cause lethal head injuries, is it OK?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 12:25,
Reply)
99% of cyclists in London are totally cool considering the amout of bullshit they have to put up with
1% are complete cunts, much like some people on here...
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:17,
Reply)
Exactly the same proportion as car drivers.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 19:43,
Reply)
The inverse, in fact.
Knowingly poisoning people and corrupting the environment of the only planet we have is extremely fucking far from totally cool.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:40,
Reply)
if an observant cyclist runs a red light
and all the lights are red, with no one moving and no pedestrians, who is the cyclist endangering?
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:53, Reply)
So, breaking the law in a limited and specific way?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 17:00,
Reply)
Did you know that
cycling on the pavement carries a £500 fine, and 'cycling furiously' on the pavement carries a £1000 fine? Cyclists are also required to have lights on at night, and to obey all traffic signs and lights on the road.
Of course, good luck getting any police to enforce that. It would be much easier if they had to have some sort of number plate like literally every other road vehicle.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:10,
Reply)
Did you know that
bicycles don't burn dinosaur juice to threaten the existence of life on Earth?
Fuck cars, fuck car ownership.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:32,
Reply)
#NotAllCars
Also, the power unit for cycles puts out carbon dioxide too, you know.
Sometimes methane as well.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:38,
Reply)
I'd wager that the power unit for driving the car emits just as much CO2 and Methane as the power units propelling the bike.
Speshally as there are significantly more fat fucks driving cars than there are riding bikes.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 18:46, Reply)
I can smash this argument with the power of thermodynamics
Actually, can't be arsed because I'd have to explain Orders of magnitude first and then basic arithmetic's.
Lets do this simple:
1600kg of car with a fatty driving needs mucha more powa to go to 20mph than 80kg of cyclist going through red lights..
(, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 15:45, Reply)
By 'power unit for driving the car', I meant the driver itself.
Not the 'power unit for propelling the car', which would be the engine.
The point I was making is that the morbidly obese fart machine behind the wheel probably emits just as much CO2 through the physical act of driving a car as a relatively fit person would emit cycling a bike at a moderate pace.
I'm glad you didn't waste all that time mansplaining, though.
(, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:57, Reply)
And the point I was making
was not that cyclists put out more CO2 than cars, just that they put out some, in response to the claim that they don't put out any at all.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 18:53,
Reply)
I love having a big fart when cycling and imagining that it is giving me a Knight Rider style turbo boost...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 19:30,
Reply)
brb - "bicycles don't burn dinosaur juice to threaten the existence of life on Earth?"
Simply being alive at the moment burns dinosaur juice, washing your hair with most shampoos, eating vegetarian food that is fed with oil derived fertiliser, having the lights on in your house etc
Because of this, the power unit for the cycle also burns some dinosaur juice to keep it working. Nowhere near as much of course, but some. No matter how 'green' you are.
Sure, some people grow their own food organically etc and so don't contribute much at all, but then some cars run off solar power. I suspect a similar proportion of the larger number for each.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:28,
Reply)
Did you know that
the police in Manchester appear to be doing fuck all about the numerous drivers I see daily running red lights, pulling up on double yellow lines & bus stops, double parking, driving dangerously, etc.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 18:31,
Reply)
So someone develops and releases an experimental product while claiming without evidence that it will save lives.
Side effects of seatbelt wearing include whiplash/spinal injury and increased chances of being trapped unconscious inside your vehicle. Without a belt, in the event of a collision you will be ejected to safety well before your car burns. The three-point seatbelt is clearly designed to resemble a harness. Wearers are willingly surrendering their freedoms and shackling themselves up like a beast of burden to go about the State’s business. Really it’s all about Control, and getting the population to mindlessly obey and not question the rules. Wake up and tell the government you know what they’re REALLY up to! The Facts about how literally thousands of people are killed Every Day by their restraining straps are being suppressed by Big Belt. Seatbelts cause autism.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:10,
Reply)
Sometime ago, I had to void my bowels urgently when I was being transported but I was restricted by this liberal lasso
the seatbelt. Unfortunately, I couldn't unclip the buckle quick enough and flooded the backseat of my uber driver's car with a chaotic and fluid evacuation from my rectum with a stench that can only be described as rotten eggs and burning electric combined. As I freed myself, the driver was already free from the car vomiting over the bridge we had pulled over on. I apologized and said I will give him a five star rating. After wiping away the puke from his mouth, he put his hand up and told me to keep fighting the power. To this day, I will never wear a fascistic clip (seatbelt) again.
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$imon $quibb ✅, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:37,
Reply)
My wife would have survived that head-on,
since we were both belted, but unfortunately the driver of the other vehicle loved to think independently and ended up as a 90kg projectile through both windscreens. Still, she is a price worth paying for society's Freedom.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:06,
Reply)
history.com/news/seat-belt-laws-resistance
"When David Hollister introduced a seat belt bill in Michigan in the early 1980s that levied a fine for not buckling up, the state representative received hate mail comparing him to Hitler."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:46,
Reply)
Fuck you, I won't survive an otherwise fatal event like you tell me
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:00,
Reply)
You can always try a homeopathic safety belt. You wear it in the comfort of your own chair at home for 3 seconds in the morning and you're fully protected on the road for the rest of the day
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 14:40,
Reply)
I always thought
the homeopathic seatbelt was like a regular seatbelt, but was so diluted that to any rational examiner it looks and acts just like the image of a seatbelt printed onto your shirt.
Either that or you get the cause of death in a car accident (the other car) then place that in pure water for a while until the water gains a memory imprint of the other car, then you take 2 drops of that water before driving.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:43,
Reply)
The lower the dose, the greater the potency.
Therefore, because some water has touched some cars before continuing its way on the water cycle, all water is now incredibly potent counter-car medicine. However, as more water touches more cars over time, the potency of the anti-car power of water is constantly diminishing.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:01,
Reply)
So...
If you live in the ocean, you have the lowest chance to be killed by a car!
Proof that hoeopathy works!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:30,
Reply)
If only Lady Di had Clunk, Click, Every Trip
maybe the world would have been a different place. Really makes you think...
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$imon $quibb ✅, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:18,
Reply)
I remember that like it was yesterday. She was all over the radio.
And the windscreen, and the steering wheel...
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:37, Reply)
In New Hampshire, where the state motto is ‘Live Free or Die’, over eighteens do not have to wear a seatbelt.
It’s a very nice place. Honestly. Trump lost there. Both times.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:44,
Reply)
Makes you wonder how we ever managed without these massive wanky SUV's everyone seems to be driving these days.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:54, Reply)
My ten kids had to walk or cycle everywhere
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 21:09,
Reply)
save my life one, they did
Still, I support people choosing their own level of risk as long as it doesn't unduly affect the risk to others, rather than sanitise life to much
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 2:27,
Reply)
Make up tutorial
Trigger warning: it's one of those portrait filmed things from YT that repeats, which I understand is in some way evil or repellent to b3tards.
Soz.
Bevor Sie zu YouTube weitergehen
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:57,
Reply)
Batshit crazy and owns teh floof, my sort of woman.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Dec 2022, 22:09,
Reply)
What the fuck is this shit?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 22:15,
Reply)
Narcissistic cravings
Unfortunately there is a lot of it out there.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 23:18,
Reply)
Wow - it's word-for-word
Not normally watching make up tutorials, the Almighty Algorithm must have passed this one over.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 9:27,
Reply)
Bedroom producing done right. Nice to see there's still some young 'uns out there with actual talent and creativity.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:55, Reply)
I lasted until she sung on camera on the internet that she's an introvert.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:11,
Reply)
I was curious why that was an autocomplete, and oh
b3ta.com/board/11371791
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:03,
Reply)
Well, you obviously don't. You're making huge assumptions of what it means to be introverted.
Do some research and maybe not jump to uniformed stereotypes. Introversion is not as clear cut and simple as you appear to think it is.
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Varmint, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 20:38,
Reply)
For instance, some introverted people can seem quite outgoing when they're typing words onto the internet.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 20:59,
Reply)
I think introversion is another pointless label people like to give themselves, of which there are plenty
a person might have a peer group where because they've made several faux pas, they're scared of interacting with again. They might not value the social interaction, because they find it dull and would prefer to be doing something else. both these things might depend on their peer group, their alternatives, and how they're feeling when they make the decision, and a whole bunch of other conditional changeable factors.
TLDR: Behaviour is complex, labels aren't
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 21:46,
Reply)
Nobody has time for nuance, it's convenient to put everyone else into boxes
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 23:30,
Reply)
I think self identifying as something seems to hold a lot of attraction,
because it neatly absolves people for their personal behaviour and decisions by claiming it's caused by some dubious self diagnosed condition. Maybe someone has some learning difficulty like ASD that makes interaction dfficult. But maybe someone never bother to cultivate a personality, lacks empathy or interest in other people or is cruel, and when they socialised they find nobody likes them, so they stop going out and start claiming, "oh I must be an introvert" because it makes them feel better, it's just their nature. And if you think that's a rant, don't get me started on kids getting diagnosed with ADHD
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 10:46,
Reply)
*angry b3tan shakes fist at sky*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:09,
Reply)
So...
pointing people to their own post, so they then read their own post back to themselves, is being a dick?
Not sure of your message here.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:47,
Reply)
You're making huge assumptions of what it means to be a dick.
Do some research and maybe not jump to uniformed stereotypes. Dickishness is not as clear cut and simple as you appear to think it is.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 17:10,
Reply)
It's the latest spectrum, we need a medical test.
The Dickness Inventory Questionnaire.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Dec 2022, 21:10,
Reply)
Wait till you realise Freddie wasn't living on his own either...
Dee do de de, dee do de de
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rjmrjm, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 13:45,
Reply)
Is this an advert for peanut butter?
if so it's a good advert for peanut butter.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:13,
Reply)
I do fucking love peanut butter.
Had a peanut butter and baked bean toastie for tea last night. Was absolutely banging.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:21, Reply)
you are 12
AICMFP
or indeed an adulty who can do adulty things like eat whatever the fuck they want.
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:59,
Reply)
Cheddar cheese sandwich with a layer of salted peanuts
And lashings of chilli sauce. I suggest Sriracha as a starting point.
Mayonnaise optional. You're welcome.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 20:16,
Reply)
These cost of living crisis recipes are gold. Keep ‘em coming.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 20:23,
Reply)
You're playing with fire today.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Dec 2022, 21:44,
Reply)
Scrambled eggs with sliced pickles and yoghurt.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 21:35,
Reply)
she seems quite talented
and not at all in an introverted or peanut buttery way
ah well
(, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 6:06, Reply)
I was on board until that doof
Go get a jar and make it doof like that. It disnae work.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 18:36,
Reply)
Loft
I made this!
It's bloody 'going up in the loft' season again, damn and blast it.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:18, Reply)
Aloft in the loft
Sits Chuffley
He is soft (luffley?)
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 2:10,
Reply)
That was an adventure even with the mysterious absence of spiders.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:56,
Reply)
Wait all year to post this
Best xmas song. best video. I will die on this hill
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:42,
Reply)
interesting line of attack
Q x H6 Checkmate!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 19:45,
Reply)
Ha!
Expected to hate it, but it's kind of excellent.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 7:21,
Reply)
I expected to hate it
and I did, but not for the reason I thought before watching.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:30,
Reply)
For those who like their killer drones a bit more fleshy.
Aren’t CGI war crimes fun?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:37,
Reply)
The turbo gibulator
killer drones are your friend, trust the computer
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:46, Reply)
Far more humane than the alternatives.
Admittedly, someone might be developing the Rape'n'Torture drone(tm) already.
I actually had to check that vid was real.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:03,
Reply)
I'm taking the positive outlook
When war becomes overwhelming lethal courtesy of non-human opponents then no one wants to sign up to participate in the military. MAD on a non-nuclear scale.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:40, Reply)
They will still have to suppress opposition to occupation.
Then it's playtime for psychopaths, sadists, rapists etc.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Dec 2022, 21:55,
Reply)
How does the quote go again?
“It is well that war is so terrible, else we would become too fond of it.”
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jonbob loves you, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:59,
Reply)
Indemnifies blocked openings eh?
Doesn’t slice and dice like a manhack though.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:27,
Reply)
It could try to indemnify but it hasn't had to deal with the lawyerdrone 3000 yet
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:41, Reply)
2 points.
1. The weight of them together with those four tiny rotors would mean they make a fucking huge racket. You'd be able to hear coming them for miles. I've never been in a battle, so maybe that doesn't matter, but forget about that cute zzzzzzz sound on the video.
2. Looks like some really amateur compositing at about 1:57. Hope the video editor didn't have hand in making the lethal deathbots...
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:33, Reply)
Not if you or others near you are firing regularly if shotguns are anything to go by.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 12:35, Reply)
Somebody has been watching a lot of Robocop.
That mock-up UI... lols.
(, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:42, Reply)
LoLz
— Link to tweet
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:04,
Reply)
interactive shared white board for B3ta
share your doogles with B3ta in real time
¹
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 19:17, Reply)
whatever happened to that doodling game that was all the rage on here
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:47, Reply)
The pixel one?
I think it might still be alive somewhere
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:30,
Reply)
I was there, where were you?
The European Union Spent Nearly $400,000 on Its Own Metaverse and No One Came to Its Virtual Party
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:58,
Reply)
Does anybody outside of Tech actually want the Metaverse?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:55,
Reply)
Molten rocket propellant is a great way of being immolated.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Dec 2022, 20:30,
Reply)
The last video of his I watched involved a petrol-powered pogo stick.
I assume he’s already had all the kids he wants. Or he misunderstands the idea behind the Darwin Awards.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 20:39,
Reply)
No. Spot on.
Gottabeandrew is Christmas day only, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:22,
Reply)
Oh,
I've committed an awful faux pas over on /board...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:25,
Reply)
The only way out now
is for you to re-make the video and post that at Christmas instead.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:51,
Reply)
Cassetteboy - Regulate The Gambling Industry
I made this!
Putting some shocking statistics to a catchy beat.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:28, Reply)
I found out the other day
that Rishi is only 5'6"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:39,
Reply)
starmer can help master frodo share the load
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 4:12,
Reply)
Though judging on that basis
makes Jacob Rees Mogg the best politician.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:26,
Reply)
The UK should be run by basketball players really
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:55,
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The pool of seething bigotry known as 'slashlinks' is the only place I can talk about jazzhands footwear
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:52, Reply)
An alternative to the normal spats here.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Dec 2022, 20:32,
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I didn't say
height makes good politicians or make any other height based judgements. I just said I only found out about Rishi's height recently.
All these replies to what people think I said are hilarious.
It certainly shows what people think about short guys. Or what people think people think...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:07,
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I'm always amused
when little people are called 'people of reduced stature', as though they used to be taller, but then got reduced somehow. Maybe some mad scientist is reducing the stature of some people with a machine of some kind.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:32,
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It’s Tony Blair’s 2005 legislation that got us where we are today.
Just repealing that Act would really alleviate things.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:33,
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Only if Ray Winstone (tax dodging twice bankrupt) endorses the wager in his no nonsense gravelly cockney voice.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 0:05,
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I came here to post this
400 suicides every year
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:30,
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The government really are obsessed with setting arbitrary targets, aren't they?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:54, Reply)
Anatomically correct French mascots
Liberté, Égalité… Clitoris?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:35,
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Hi, 'Invisible Wizard', quick question for you:
If you were to form an Elbow tribute band, would you call it 'Knee', or would you call it 'Arse'?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 10:00, Reply)
I'd most likely call it
"generic indie falsetto warbling nonsense"
But if you're commenting on anatomy, I think you might be missing the point:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#/media/File%3AClitoris_Anatomy.svg
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:32,
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Arse, obviously.
You'd be really succesful because most people don't know their Arse from their Elbow.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:41,
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Here's my old covid times tribute
soundcloud.com/user-683108040/sneeze-into-elbow
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:26,
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In my defence there is an awful lot of it
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 6:58,
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Lawsuit
"Florida woman sues Velveeta for $5 million, claims its Shells & Cheese takes longer than 3½ minutes to make"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 7:23,
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Oh you're back
How long did the benito account last in the end before it got banned?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:12, Reply)
Hiya Benny!
Anybody else know what the mad, noncey cunt is waffling on about this time?
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:16, Reply)
The Leuprorelin making you go a bit loopy, is it?
Still, better than the alternative*
*for the kids, at least.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:24, Reply)
Or fight
whatever, just stop the foreplay here on /links
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:42,
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Wow
I've blocked very few people here. I don't always (hardly ever) agree with things you say, but I've never even slightly considered blocking you.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:11,
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Yes, you made a fake Benito account to post your usual bigoted culture warrior bullshit.
If it wasn't you, everyone thinks it was because you are a right wing mentalist with a very low IQ.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 13:54,
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Clearly no point in me denying it.
Must have been nice for Benny to feel like somebody was paying attention to him for once. Were you jelly?
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I'm glad you realise there's no point lying about it.
No, I wasn't jelly. I was briefly confused because Benito is not a right wing culture warrior. But you are, and you're obsessed with him, so it was obviously you.
Time to put the bottle down, Swagatha.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:05,
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Yes, birb. I'm Swagatha, I'm obsessed with your best pal Benny and I hacked his account to masquerade as him.
You incomprehensibly thick cunt.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:09, Reply)
You made a fake Benito account. Pay attention, Swagatha.
Benito and I barely get on because he's a Corbynite and I like Jews.
How thick I am is painfully obvious to people more intelligent than I am. You are not one of those people, Swagatha.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:16,
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I'm certain it must seem that way for you,
because you have the IQ of a cold cup of sick.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:24,
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