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This is a link post Figure of 8 Demolition Derby
Just a bit of Sunday afternoon destruction courtesy of our friends across the pond.

Seems fitting too, as after last nights revelry i'm pretty sure this is exactly what's going on inside my head.
(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a 20 caravan destruction derby once, I was coughing up insulation for a week
Have
Some
Photos
Yeah
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yikes
Looks pretty awesome though, where was that?
 (Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ipswich

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking
Nutters
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
plenty of figure 8's DD's at Wimbledon Dog Track. or they were when i went a decade ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha Awesome
Bring it into F1!
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post YEE HAA!!!
i sees your merkins and raise you a brit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo50xoz8swo
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post Heres an unnecessarily revealing ebay seller i just found. NSFW
I know sex sells, but some of these photos are ridiculous...
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
The Indian Vintage Jug Pot is totally inappropriate (6 from the bottom).
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :O
i21.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/a9/78/e727_1.JPG
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The flock wallpaper is shocking, I agree.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly. this snap was particularly explicit
i5.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/f5/7a/add7_1.JPG
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post FILHT

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post Wheek!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill them all with hammers!!!
HARD!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In the face?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post But of course!

(KnackerDwarf, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Where else?
IN THE CUNT!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Our guinea pig heard that and promptly hid
must be the guinea pig equivalent of walking down the street and running into a huge gang of drunk football fans
 (I helped save b3ta! Pedere Penfold...shush., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Time to call pest control.
Also my mum has the same rug.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Albeit in a different colour.
With a different pattern.
And in a different shape.
It doesn't smell of guinea pig piss either.
 (bettyswollocks, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post accompaniment
my mp3 player was playing Welcome to the Jungle just as I watched this video.

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post LNADJKMD Pod 16 - The Worst Music Ever I made this!
Same link I posted a little earlier, only it's working now. Sorry for the invcnvenience.

To continue the "music" theme of this Sunday, though barely, I present by popular demand a collection of the worst music ever recorded. Most of the 'bad music' compilations I found contained large quantities of novelty records and other deliberately bad or wacky music, which in my opinion isn't really fair. I set myself a rule with these that only genuinely non-ironically bad music was allowed - the performers must have at least tried, in fact often they are trying a little too hard. The only other rule I decided upon was that only universally bad music was allowed. My personal choices of Westlife, Celine Dion, James Blunt and Michael Learns To Rock were a temptation I had to resist. Here instead are 21 songs I'm sure everybody will hate. I for one hope to never hear any of them again.

1. Portsmouth Sinfonia - From The Nutcracker Suite
2. Elvis Presley - Old MacDonald
3. Vanilla - No Way No Way
4. Barney - I Love You
5. Nola Campbell - Searching For My Baby
6. The Legendary Stardust Cowboy - Paralyzed
7. St Winifred's School Choir - There's No-one Quite Like Grandma
8. Pat Campbell - Mother Went A Walking
9. Devastatin Dave - Zip Zap Rap
10. Eli Kaniel - The Impossible Dream
11. P.J. Proby - Only You (And You Alone)
12. Rotterdam Termination Source - Poing!
13. Maguerita Pracatan - Hello
14. Reginald Bosanquet - Dance With Me
15. Gloria Balsam - Fluffy
16. Roy "Chubby" Brown with Smokie - Alice
17. The Blue Smarties - Take A Look
18. Gypsy Boots and The Nature Boys - These Boots Are Made For Walking
19. William Shatner - Rocket Man
20. Peter Andre & Jordan - A Whole New World
21. Keith Harris & Orville - Orville's Song

Podblog is as ever here, and as an extra special feature this fortnight I also have full notes on each track available to download as a text file here.

If you have any further ideas for songs to go in this mix please gaz them to me last week.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post There are international treaties against those tunes.
:)
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say it's pretty much unlistenable.
The last song is the worst one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I got to number 4.
I then considered calling the Hague for a breach of my rights.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon I could've just put silence after the 5th or 6th track
instead of spending a week making the thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
All credit to you for bringing these songs together - you must have ears of steel.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It certainly was trying.
Next one is my theme choice. Democracy has been suspended.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one, welcome our new LNADJKMD overlords.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post William Shatner - Rocket Man
Best song evar!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks dictionary for new usage of word 'best'*

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post These may be the worst songs you have ever heard,
but its a great night out with a huge smile on my face for me ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post no invcnvenience at all

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Thnaks.
No Porlbem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the Potsmouth Sinfonia
Brings the mammories flooding back.

Would this have qualified ? (Wait for the awesome guitar solo...)


www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XnqWGhjo8
 (I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Because that's actually brilliant. And awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
...but so is the Portsmouth Sinfonia. Have you heard theiur version of Also Strach Zarathustra ? (Main theme from 2001.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The difference is between comedy music, which can be deliberately bad for effect, and genuinely out of tune, poorly played music, which can also be funny and therefore good.
The Portsmouth Sinfonia actually tried their best, though as they could hardly play the instruments it was always going to turn out like that.
That's why they can go in and the Bonzos can't.

Also Strach Zarathustra is good, the best is the Willam Tell Overture, which I can't seem to find, unforunately.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is dreadful.
Well done. I think I can't listen any further, but a perverted curiosity stops me turning it off
 (I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post 25ft under the seat I made this!
You don't have to die to go to goldfish heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
Per usual
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this was love-o-licious
and 2+4 does indeed = cake.
cleek
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit,
I've never watched any of your videos before, but this was brilliant. I'm now going to go and watch your back catalogue.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
Must have taken bloody ages to make.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Best final line EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!
Spabolous!
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
that's fab
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Sliding cats
Feels as if it should have some sound.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Wonderfull.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *glee*

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest the "Chariots of Fire" music, plus slow it down even further.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post DAVE : episode 13 I made this!
As long as dave keeps talking - I'll keep filming.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Harry and Paul - Football Manager
One of the few sketches of this series to make me laugh!
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post More kittens and music.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohm my god!
he shouldn't have put up such resitance
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohm y God

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
these jokes are shocking
 (Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that was electrifying

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it hertz
but at least it wasn't terminal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But what will the charge be?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post in slow motion you can watch him fry again and again and again and again and again
with no loss of mirth.
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He went through all that
and still didn't manage to get his frisbee down.
</public information flashback>
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone suggest this act to David Blain?
Please
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Bus Vs Cyclist
And the winner is....the light pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
the passenger is very composed throughout...its like that sort of thing happens all the time to her.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Short 911 call
22 seconds, it'll take less time to listen than to read a description.

Well, it would now.

Probably.

You should have just clicked it ffs.

Now you are just wasting my time and your time.

jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 911's a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post arf
good one
 (jesushairdresser minges, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HA HA

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post Pleo the dinosaur
wantwantwant!
(KnackerDwarf, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "The women were much more maternal than the men"
Wow, he should get a PhD in obviousness
 (vladk2k, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhahaha!
As he lifts it by it's tail, he pulls a face as if he's being dying to string the cunt up all day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a link post Dancefloor Dale NSFW
A bit like the SFW porn, only not SFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post what the...

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
seriously fucking weird
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the best
thing i've ever seen!
 (I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It really is!
I'm making it my homepage! Goodbye AOL.com! Zoiks!!
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is really quite special
As I am sure is Dance floor Dale
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post tim and eric are the future of comedy
wooo!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to be him

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Flying Lotos that over talented Coltrane relative mofo.
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
thats as strange as lasagna underpants.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Telephone keypad I made this!
Daydreaming whilst being kept on hold... - tho it's missing out '5' - ideas?
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(gmc, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great ...
... if a little twee in spots. LOVED the german one.

You should probably approach an agent about getting voiceover work in the advertising industry, you've got the voice for it.

I used to have an answering message on my landline that said, "Your call is irrelevant to us. Please hold while we continue to ignore you. Alternatively, leave a message at the tone, which will be instantly discarded."

I got exactly no telemarketing spam on my line.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post well they dont leave messages anyway?
silly!

i just never answer my landline cos theres only my router/modem plugged in! hahahahahaha
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If you wanna join a shitty boy band, press 5IVE

(__, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post or alternatively press the "any" key
for tards...
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Or press the "Doctor" key
for TARDIS...
 (__, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ill trust you in this case
as long as its not the recent incarnations of the doc...
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post For Arnold schwarzenegger
press the Recall key.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post you sound very familiar hmmmm...
###########################...

*sigh*
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
you are Adam Buxton AICMFP

or you're a dirty rotten thief.
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Explain -
 (gmc, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Them that kerrazy swedish twins who ran into traffic?
They's at it again...

its a google translation of a swedish news site, so sorry for appalling translation
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They were true nutcases.
I didnt believe it until I saw it, and I had to watch it many a time. It still doesnt make it clear if they were on drugs or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for postin jake the peg the other day
i did know... just terrible memory (im gettin old).

on the subject of this video, ive met some very insane women before (luckily not "my" women!). two insane women together? doom.
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Remind me of the whole jake the peg matter, oh wise Fecker.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post tis thusly:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KJleJbn9G6Y

edit: i dont remember why or what... i was pretty drunk. but you mentioned it in relation to some unknown other thing. and i asked what it was all about...
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey,
thats right. That was a time ago ;-). Have you changed your name?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post translation of the kate moss article on the same page
close to greatness headline

does what
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post cock off!
arf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post did she come in a wheelchair.
Well !?

(good find)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I would make her come in a wheelchair,
but I am scared she would eat me afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Coward.
Pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Their brother is saying they were being chased, and somebody tried to rape them!
translate.google.com/translate?u=http:%2F%2Fwww.expressen.se%2FNyheter%2F1.1313894%2Fmotorvagstvillingen-haktad-for-knivmord&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sl=sv&tl=en
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post girl with unusual eye condition
"On my 18th birthday, my eyes were closed, but on my 21st they were open, so I had a party,"
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 9:28, Reply)
This is a link post it's been a while since i put any music out there I made this!
i think this needs a bit more work, and the mix might be a bit off due to shitty headphones on my laptop, but any feedback whastoever is massively appreciated at this stage, as i'd like to finish this by the end o the weekend.
for those needing more description, it's a whack of fat breaks in your face. oh, and robert frost, because it felt a bit relevant, and filled an otherwise embarassing void.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The mix is flawless - and i'm a bass player so my timing is good.
did you make the breaks?

i would lose the voice-over though - a bit nineties.

overall i liked it :)
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
all breaks are sampled, as i am generally not half as talented as i would like.
point taken about the voiceover. have had coldcut 'journeys by dj' on the ipod for a bit too long i guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Win!
I like it!

Mixwise, the phasered guitar stabs are riding too high in the mix. And moar kick please.

The only thing it's missing for me is a funktastic bassline, but that's because I am a seriously cheesy bastard.

What tools are you using?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
i'm a real primitive, so it's actually nothing more than cooledit and fruityloops. a lack of input devices has hampered the bassline addition so far, but i'll just have to dig extra hard through the crates i guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post look here mate
let's not be calling FL Studio primitive, alright? It kicks Cubase and Reason right through the wall. In fact, the only thing I use Cubase for is when I'm writing classical music to picture, as the timewarp function is priceless.

Never thee mind about a live base. In FL studio, pop open a 3xOSC and mute the bottom two oscillators. Then set the remaining oscillator to a saw wave.

That would be a nice scratchy funky sound to use for a bassline.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post its tight and clean...
but tbh i nearly lol'd at the very first drum bit with the cymbals? whats that all about?

as stated above it needs a bassline, and i add that it also needs to go somewhere... seems like blindly floating in a pool of black water lookin for a light but you know you aint gonna find it till it burns you in the face.
 (JonothanCainer, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
all the drums come from jimmy smith's 'slow down sagg', which is also the source of the cymbals.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post I blame it on the boogie
WTF?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG1yY-LLLcQ
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahha
ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparantly
after each band has had a skinfull at every pub on the way it ends up with a huge fight on the playing fields.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:41, Reply)
This is a normal post the band that start playing 3mins in.
What are they playing I can't for the life of me remember what it's called, even though i've played it myself.

Any ideas?
 (the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nick Lang says Slaidburn.
 (Nick Lang, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Slaidburn it is
god noes what band it is though, there must be about 50 of them in it. They started off at trebble F and proceded to get louder as they walked away. Never heard anything like it.

Cock on
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The first band had it about right...
... The rest could have used a little more cowbell.
 (Benjimawoo, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:07, Reply)

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