Serious skills!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:29, Reply)
even for sketches, beats the hell out of any shit I can do.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
I kid you not, I have been going through this all afternoon and this page is the one that made me cry out in shocked horror.
This is the quote that got me, "I put peroxide on them and let it soak. To my surprise, that reopened some of the injection sites in the upper lip, which enabled me to mash out a lot of the infection."
Courtney my dear, you need a lot of very specialist help.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:58, Reply)
"i was hoping to find black women with experience to help mentor
me,... to help teach me how to be
a good black women .
I'm a white male with wavey brown hair, fair
skin,blue eyes 250lbs 6'4",please reply"
good luck there mate
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)
A MANCHESTER entrepreneur whose heating system was rebuffed by the Dragons Den team is fired up for expansion after winning a £2m order.
Martin Wadsworth appeared on the TV programme last month, asking for a £150,000 investment in return for a 10 per cent stake in his company, DiscreteHeat. Instead of the cash, he ended up sparring with Duncan Bannatyne.
£2m win for idea Dragons ignored (news story)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
The Dragons are such bull headed fools sometimes!
Edit: Have this related link :D uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3T13J-A1ATQ&feature=related
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:42, Reply)
"Why you want to stomp them to death the life out of them?"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:50, Reply)
nicely done too. I hate it when that twat slags off an idea with no real backing behind his ideas.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)
For a start, turnover means bugger all unless you're making a profit. The bloke himself said he made a fucking huge loss in the first year, and a measly profit in the 2nd.
How much profit is he going to make on that £2m a year turnover? Don't forget that he's only offered 10% of his company for £150,000.
Secondly, in order to get to the stage where only Bannatyne was left in, he must have failed to convince all the other dragons that he had a good idea, so to imply that it was only Bannatyne that rejected him is misleading.
Of course, Bannatyne is a fool for thinking you can make a conducting item out of wood, but is he a fool for keeping his £150,000 in his pocket instead of having 10% of a company whose profits are still unknown? Jury's still out on that one.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:09, Reply)
Especially as you can run speaker/telephone cables etc in there too.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
so why should he be invited to the wedding ffs
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
He asks why he wasn't invited, and then refers to himself as a virtual stranger to him.
Maybe thats why you werent invited Bill :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)
He doesnt know the man, so why should he be invited. But the issue is, why make such a big deal of the fact that he wasn't inviting him?
Shats a leg end, nuff said
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
Never really that big a fan of him apart from in T.J. Hooker :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
its his best ever work and he sends himself up all the time.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)
...tis fab though
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
Not being a trekkie I wasn't sure about shatner until I saw Boston Legal, now i think he's a God!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)
I never really rated him at all until Boston Legal :)
...well great minds and all that
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
When Ego's Collide!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
this is a poor choice.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:11, Reply)
awesome stuff :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:21, Reply)
and the kid (and his mate) riding a bike on a UK road with no helmet(s), no insurance, and blatanty no MOT given he'd just whacked the fucking thing together is not a clever thing to be posting on youtube, cool as it may be.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:45, Reply)
hes just riding it in a airfeild
which is off the road and legal
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
Joyous Joyous dancing Matt :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)
This makes my bottom lip wibble ever so slightly in a 'why can't we all just get along?' way
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:33, Reply)
I read it as if you were claiming your bottom had lips, which threw me slightly.
Nurse! The screens!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:47, Reply)
Glass Cock and yet at the same time not Glass Cock. He just keeps on going.
11 million views (x 2)
EDIT: don't watch
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ue1GZ4IUFiU though as it spoils the magic.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:37, Reply)
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
Auuutooooowash......? Autowaaaaasssshhhhh........
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:49, Reply)

This is Love Your Blubber. It's a song about a walrus. It is also one for the '92 hardcore massive. One for the Oldskool. Whistle posse MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIIISE!
I made this smothered in vicks vaporub and wearing white gloves.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)
it's a way of life for all b3tans :)
nice one, as per usual
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)
popped up I nearly did a tiny wee
I'm off to listen to 808 State
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)
reminds me so much of my ex (incredibly like what he made in the 90s) and Omni Trio.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is probably old news to some of you but I thought this was a splendid way to waste some time.
I found it accidentally when looking for a song but this is so much better :-)
Mine came back with

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:27, Reply)
I quite like that. I wish I hadn't lost my whole music collection a couple of weeks back so I could do this....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
Probably one of the funniest scenes in any movie ever. This clip goes on a bit after it's finished, but you'll be trying to remember where the pellet with the poison is.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
anyone got a link?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
at Jim Henson's funeral. Heartbreaking.
Lots of views on Youtube, but GC machine says no.
(From Graham Linehan's blog)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
Not that I give a shit about all this claptrap, but this one made me laugh, such a great moment.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
before falling arse over tit with a flourish
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)
go wild!!!
Woooooooooooo!!!! U S A ! U S A !
One big mass of stupid going on there.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)
and this man could be leader of America.
He somehow reminds me of Seymour Skinner - I just know he will ramble off mid-speech and start talking about 'Charlie'
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:13, Reply)
on another note this article is another slap in the face to M & P ticket (am i onto something McCain & Palin = M & P = Ma & Pa ??)
The spokeswoman's quote at the end is priceless
Anyone ever read The Appeal by John Grisham? Small time politician being sweetened up with a big camapign fund to get to office anyone?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)
that's the worst attempt at covering a mistake I've ever seen.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
or is the "Country First" slogan on the lectern(sp?) slightly distrubing? "Country First" isn't a far cry from "America First".
/Re-lurks
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
were unpatriotic?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:29, Reply)
pffffffft 'horse fighting'
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
but it is also one of the funniest things ever.
Fact.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)
loads of different versions out there - still aces tho
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)
"Every day I read something I don't like"
- Anon
Tons of links thus;
dailydoseofterror.blogspot.com/2008/10/pandemic-americas-final-solution.html
Not to be a scare mongerer or anything, but this ties in with the FEMA coffin stockpile, and recent statements from Biden, Powell and Albright about Obamanation dealing with with some form of crisis early next year.
LOL!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
is it the website of the Daily Mail?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:25, Reply)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:27, Reply)
that any of these websites would last more than a day before being shut-down.
EDIT: just to make this clear i don't mean, "well yeah but they can't control us all" i mean, if the governments are strong and secretive enough to plan something on this large a scale, then i have no doubt (i'm not up for discussing it, it's fact) no doubt that they would remove any trace of people uncovering it from the internet. i know you've searched deep and long to find this "hidden truth" but a government agency would be employing a shitload more than just one man, and would therefore have no problem discovering, and removing them too.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
Sadly, there has been a depopulation program running for decades. Don't take my word for any of this. Seek and ye shall find...stuff.
"Dr. Henry Kissinger proposed in his memorandum to the NSC that "depopulation should be the highest priority of U.S. foreign policy towards the Third World." He quoted reasons of national security, and because `(t)he U.S. economy will require large and increasing amounts of minerals from abroad, especially from less-developed countries ... Wherever a lessening of population can increase the prospects for such stability, population policy becomes relevant to resources, supplies and to the economic interests of U.S.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)
"Troy Billington said...
It's about time people REALLY started to get their own preparations underway, I do expect something VERY nasty to happen between now and the election (or just shortly thereafter).
Visit www. SurvivalTime.org for all your urban survival needs including water, food, shelter supplies, gas masks, bio-hazard suits (even ones suitable for children)!"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)
Yes. Because wanting to be prepared for a possible flu outbreak is EXACTLY the same as planning one, isn't it?
Are you really as bouncing-off-the-walls-of-your-padded-cell-batshit-crazy as you seem to be?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
Ed: Hmm, also I see that you're a 'Bioethicist', most eeenteresting.
What's your opinion on child vaccinations?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
Carry on, then...
Not just on /board, it has to be said :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
I've already started having visions of The Walkin Dude :-)
Speaking of which, looky -
www.marvel.com/news/comicstories.4427.Free!_Read_The_Stand_Sketchbook_Now!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:50, Reply)
I hope they make a movie/tv series of 'The Dark Tower'.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
it was brill!
i read all of Kings books as a youngster, but found that most, whilst starting quite nicely, always ground to a halt way before the book finished.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:58, Reply)
By rights they should all be huddled under the stairs in their Anti-Rad suits scared if they go outside else they will breathe the nasty mind controlling chemicals dropped as vapour trails by CIA black op stealth planes. And weak from not eating due to the deliberately added carcinogenic chemicals that the New World Order led cabals insist must me secretly added to all foods. Every fucking day must be a trial for them, worrying if they are being listened to via the fillings in their teeth that were designed by Microsoft and installed when they were children by the state registered dental surgeon. No wonder the internet is full of this stuff they don’t want to step outside of their tinfoil lined bedrooms as they fear EMP attacks from the phone mast over the street that is not owned by a mobile phone company at all but really run by the FBI to keep watch and was installed by men who came in a van that had no logo on the side.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
I see coffin stockpiling as FEMA anticipating so as to be ready to respond to natural disasters that are increasing in frequency (think bigger Hurricanes in the Gulf, big Earthquakes that are predicted on the West Coast).
A prepared FEMA is better than the FEMA that 'responded' to Katrina
Pandemic influenza is nothing new - remember how we were all going to contract H5N1 avian flu and the shortage of Tamiflu?
As for the planned attack/pandemic/whatever it's tempting to believe - if he wasn't just cherry picking news sources, throwing them in the blender and coming up with a planned attack (2 + 2 = whatever you want it to be kids!)
Then again if i'd be more inclined to believe it if a quote like that delivered in a 2000 paper called "Rebuilding America's Defenses" (penned by the neo-con Project for the New American Century' was to emerge soon.
Paraphrasing, it said that a disastrous, catastrophic event like Pearl Harbour would catalyze people into accepting the defense and military changes the paper advocated
And we all know what happened on 9/11..
Certainly makes you think
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)
At the end of the day, like I say, do your own research, come to your own conclusions.
Reet, I gots ta go.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)
Gazoon tight !
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
this website used to be about funny, eccentric or mad things we found on the web. Why is it about american or tin-foil hat politics these days?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:13, Reply)
Why this is singing on top of a table is beyond me. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:20, Reply)
Always funny to see a fat woman cack it though.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:39, Reply)
He needs to plug that into an amp and get some overdrive on the go.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:28, Reply)
and came across this page:
www.garyspearsphotography.com/equine.htm
"Horses are Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:01, Reply)
i was reading this comment while listening to this - www.last.fm/music/Hard+'n+Phirm/_/She+Named+the+Pony+Jesus
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
because I've suffered this and need to spread the horror :-)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)
it is clearly about Mr. Robato (Robert - as in Mr. Firstname which is a really common mistake kids make in dealing with English names) and everyone thinks it is about a robot.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)
Epic sick leave/facebook fail.
edit: it's a story from The Register.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:59, Reply)
that make me more determined not to get a facebook/myspace/bebo/whatever.
And certainly not use my real name on the t'interwebs wherever possible
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:12, Reply)
Then all it takes is a quick search. Although you'd have to be an almighty penis to shout about taking a sickie on the only public part of a social networking website.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
My surname, searched for in google, produces my homepage first, and I think every other page it finds (about 80) has my relatives ^_^ Bah!
edit: and my b3ta username is unique too. Lucky I don't skive in such a massive, failing way as that fella really.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
and I reckon it's fake.
There is nobody of that name on Facebook that I can see.......
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
/edit. I just looked again and he is there - but wasn't yesterday...?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/10/23/1224351397415.html
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
Made out of a turntable. Watch for the little stick men. They are rather amazing.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
Obviously they've used magic to bring little paper people to life. With the aid of some 1210's too by the look of things.
Super neato
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:00, Reply)
I want one of the stick men to fall over, and cause a pile up
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
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