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This is a link post Charlie Brooker does kids TV
Very amusing opening few mins
Then the usual sarky attacks and comments, until...

...the last few mins...

...whereupon I balled my eyes out...

A fitting tribute to Mr Postgate.

Enjoy!

(NB - will be removed from iplayer tomorrow (Tues) at midnight, so move quick! (or find it elsewhere)
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought the last few minutes were rediculously hypocritical
...and all this Postgate worship is reminiscent of the death of diana... i couldn't give a fuck! i hated the clangers AND ivor the engine.

/rant

:)
 (A Hospital Carpark, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what an angry young man you are
you need to go home and rethink your life
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocritical?
Why?

90% of children's TV is absolute tosh. Brooker's quite right, it's all explosions and ridiculous songs about explosions and if it's aimed at girls, dancing or make-up. The Clangers, Bagpuss, Ivor the Engine (and the rest) are calming, enthralling gems that still outshine the rest of the rubbish out there. There's nothing pretentious about them, they weren't shows based on toys based on theme park rides.

And I hate to sound like a snob, but I find it hard to trust someone's judgment when they spell ridiculous with an e, and can't capitalise.

/End rant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "calming, enthralling gems that still outshine the rest of the rubbish out there."
...but thats the opinion of an adult... not a 7 year old.

When i was that age i couldn't give a toss about how calming/educational/culturally relevant/artistically significant kids tv shows were... i wanted to see cool stuff, funny stuff, wacky stuff etc... the clangers, button moon, ivor t'engine, BLUE FUCKIN PETER etc. - all a pile of middle class, middle aged wanky ideals of what children should watch, NOT what kids wanted to watch... hence the fact that the modern, market driven kids tv landscape of today tends to go for bright, engaging shows which they know kids will love and watch, hopefully, over competing networks.

BTW you don't sound like a snob, just a bit of a knob (or was that a misspelling? :p), also what about people who start a sentence/paragraph with the word and?

After all, the concious decision to not bother pressing the shift key and the misspelling of a single word while posting on an informal message board show far less disregard, or understanding, of grammar than someone who doesn't know how to start a fuckin sentence properly!

:)
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post TWAT

(PaulGadd -, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
dont cry
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Look up Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, widely regarded as one of the best novels ever written.You probably won't bother so I'll tell you about it.
The very first word in that fine piece of literature is "And..."

I believe the popular internet slang for this situation you have created for yourself is 'Fail'
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what that means
but OK
 (Cap'n, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post fail? erm.... no
I wasn't the one throwing around pedantic accusations of bad grammar... i was simply pointing out how rEdiculous that kinda thing is (maybe you didn't spot the smileys?). besides, as you pointed out... "the very first word", used to depict the continuation of something pre-dating the contents of the first page of a novel isn't exactly the best analogy now is it.

I'm sure I'd also be able to find literary works containing purposeful misspellings and/or a lack of capitalisation (e.e. cummings anyone?), that wouldn't make it grammatically correct in general use though would it?

If you could find a book on grammar and it's correct usage, which used and as the first word of a sentence, then i'd be impressed.

:)
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't matter how many times you misspell a word,
or if you decide to deploy capital letters midway through to emphasise your error, if you're wrong, you're wrong. Besides, it would be more impressive if you could make use of your apostrophes correctly.
 (I helped save b3ta! hubris, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't honestly see what wrong with my apostrophes...
but then again, as shown by my poor spelling wot i dun, im shit at writing and shit.
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck are clangers, button moon, and ivor the engine "middle class"?
Two of them are on another planet for fuck's sake.

Anyway my 8 year old brother loves them and I loved them when I was his age. Just because adults find them awesome and creative and fun doesn't mean kids don't too. Go back to your media studies course.
 (Cap'n, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post diddums
someone doesn't agree with your world view...

you sound like a 10 year old girl, as in "how dare you say that [insert boyband] are crap... I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOOOOOU... GO BACK TO YOUR MEDIA STUDIES COURSE YOU WAR CRIMINAL!!! *sniff* *cry*"
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Um,
not really. You do, though. Or maybe just someone who likes to hide behind straw men-type exaggerations. And, um, you smell. Of wee. Smelly wee.
 (Cap'n, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I DON'T SMELL OF WEE!
I was told it's more of a vinegar smell
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You smell of wee
And you live in a tree
With a bum for a knee
Keep away from me
Tum diddly dee.

Think I'll go to bed.
 (Cap'n, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 4:12, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me
this is why I don't post stuff here sometimes
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Good shit indeed
The mouse song at the end was a pleasure .... In the night garden was as freaky as always!
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Even the ninky nonk and the pinky ponk?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a beautiful tribute.
I've never seen any of The Clangers but I remember Bagpuss as if it was yesterday. And that's almost 30 years ago. I'm sure I'm not the only one who can only remember the chocolate biscuit making dolls house episode from Bagpuss. I too shed a tear.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Masterful use of doublethink in children's telly, I reckon
So the mice are claiming to be making chocolate biscuits (Viscounts, no less. Classy!) out of breadcrumbs and butterbeans. The only mystery being that they keep on whipping them away before Yaffle can grab one and scoff it.

However, the moment he looks round the back and discovers that it's a sham - that they're just pushing the same biscuit out of the chute every time, they instantly turn to the opposite view of 'Of course you can't make chocolate biscuits out of breadcrumbs and butterbeans'.

Genius.

That and at the end of something of an existential crisis for Yaffle, who starts to doubt that all the work they do with The Things That People Had Forgotten was worth it. He expresses his crisis in faith to the mice, and is instantly dismissed by the narrator, who says 'Well anyway. They pushed the thing to the front of the shop etc.' and then they all went to sleep.

Mint.
 (Benjimawoo, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post Magenta squirrels?
Had to read this twice... the BBC described it as "purple" but if it's been chewing printer cartridges it'll be magenta. Just like the CDCs.
 (RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
"Wildlife expert Chris Packham said: "I'm wondering whether one of the cartridges has, one of two things, either leaked into some water into which the squirrel has bathed or fallen, which seems the least likely."

... Why suggest it if it's the least likely reasons?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
It sounds like the most likely, Packham is a pleb
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a link post Cute Animal Christmas Song
Unexpected hit as part of the BBCs Breathing Places. Haven't seen it here yet,
and couldn't see it on popular page, but apologies if GC. Quite good though.
here's the site: www.bbc.co.uk/breathingplaces/doonething/christmas/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
Reminds me of, erm, *thinks* eclectechs stuff. Silly, funny and entertaining. Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post very rathergood.com
nice stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Niceness...
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 5:38, Reply)
This is a link post Moving Mario Cake
It's Mario Galaxy. It's a cake. AND IT MOVES! Sugary awesomeness. Apols if Glasscake.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post The Germans really know how to make adverts NSFW
Very, very, very NSFW.

Not quite sure what it's an advert for though... I must have missed that bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
This advert has everything
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't have
hot men though.
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What about
the pilot?
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post incorrect.
how about some subtlty?
 (I helped save b3ta! hubris, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno,
but whatever it is i'll buy it
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post it's danish
and it appears to be for some webshop. how? why? I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup danish
A danish supermarket just across the border in Germany, something about different customs and rules so that everything's a bit cheaper. The slogan - lige over grænsen - means "just across the border" or "a tad too much".
 (Haz, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's Danish
It's an advert for some Comet-like store:
www.fleggaard.dk/default.aspx
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they deliver?
Is it too late to ask for something from there for Christmas?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically
they're called sellers of hard goods.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That advert is so hot.
*watches again*
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post best
advert
ever
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post flegarrd
more like fwap hard!
phwoar!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post FAAAKE!
Boobs don't stay all rounded and pert and voluptuous when skydiving.

NSFW link
www.leidolph.org/images/funphotos/naked-skydiving.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post of course it's bloody fake you nobber
but it's got fit naked birds in it, so who cares!
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
your link is borked.
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post lol those wacky Germany and their Danish ways

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:29, Reply)
This is a link post a prequal to planet of the apes?
road safety...for monkeys?
(Depro, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 1.38
"Slim knew his big sack would be hard to handle..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post What to do if you're in a plane crash
mail everyone of course!
 (IPFreely, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post thats pretty funny
My great uncle was in a plane flying over figi or somewhere when a volcano errupted. plane started plummeting and everyone is screaming and trying to assume crash possition while putting on oxygen etc. He is sat there taking pictures!! guess he figured he had a while before they actually crashed.

Some of the pictures are hilarious with hima nd his wife giving thumbs up while in the background people are literally clawing at each other to get to the osygen masks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I really want to see the thumbs up pics!
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post post them, post them
post them!
 (IPFreely, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Do it.

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post pleeease post this!
that sounds amazing
 (duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This definitley needs to be posted.

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
PPLLLEEEEAAAASSSEEE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i read this earlier
That entire article realy had me seething.
They make out that british expats leave the UK and end up having a lush lifestyle. Crap. Its like that god awful Marbella Bells program ITV had on the other year. Why dont they focus on someone more real, like someone who works for an english company and has had their wages paid still in pounds, who has now seen the drastic cut.

Since moving to Spain I have been better off yes, but not that much better off. Now im tightning the wallet like I used to have to in the UK, simple as that.
 (Miggyman, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Spiders on Drugs
Pretty interesting stuff

This has already been watched 17,966,768 times on YouTube.
Are you sure we haven't all seen it already?
(__, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've seen it before on here...
But not for a while..
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Friz, you intolerable cunt. You know that the whole of the internet has seen this a million fucking times.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post This is gonna be huge!
some dumd american lass going mental
(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i managed 20 seconds..
sorry, but i hope she dies sooner rather than later..
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Pat yerself on the back......
I managed only 17.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It took me 3/4 of the video to realise her tears and her agony are over walking up the house because she thought it was snowing.
She must lead a charmed life if that's the worst thing EVAR so to speak.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post walking=waking

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post edit
edit
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Miaow
mew
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless.

(Cap'n, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I watched all of that...
I'm still none the wiser... who did what?


Also she has an enormous mouth... seriously, you could hide a cat in there
 (I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently..
..she used a fire extinguisher to try to create a snow effect and set off the fire alarms in her halls the night before a big exam.
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly bint
"Cunting in the fuck to table 4"

>Cunt!Fuck!< and now they are one.
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That was upsetting.
Seeing a three-cock gob not being used to its full potential.
 (Vikingheadache, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
what a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what a silly bitch!
possibly one of the most annoying people on earth.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post STAR WARS: Guy builds huge Hoth rebel base and attacking AT-ATs out of LEGO

Takes 4 years to make..
check out the photos.. utterly brilliant
:edit:
Also some custom star wars vehicles towards end...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing :)
great series of pics - love the snowboarding Chewie.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic geektimes.
Now do Coruscant *pfft*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post shhh
Dont tempt him! you know what these geeks are like! haahh
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo,
That is all..
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Rah
Truly epic
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this recently in a blog I read
www.brothers-brick.com/2008/12/19/hoth-base-diorama/

/geek
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure I'd go there.
Not Shopped other than to crop and resize.
 (jezmck .com, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's part of a chain.
All of their signs are upside-down. It's their thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
I used to use one in Salisbury.

It's a good idea - they are known as the upside down barber shop
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Bionic hands
Much better than a hook but not the same amount of comedy mileage.

The Bionic man is finally reality.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
I actually kind of want to lose an arm now.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite incredible.
Especially brilliant that it can spin all the way round. Next stop is touch sensors I guess.
 (Cap'n, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, excellent
But can it do rude gestures?
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post and does it have a wank setting?

(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
I wonder if he's had the world's first bonic wank?

*hangs head in shame*

EDIT: Dont feel as bad now, since I was beaten to it... so to speak.
 (superscape blames it on the bogie, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Russian roulette wanking
You're nearly there, then the fucking starts to twist! OUCH!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Can he pick up a car
and throw it onto another car and then climb buildings with it?
 (I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)
This is a link post Hair Dryer Prank...
:)
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "You look like Bob Marley"??
Yeah, that well-known white guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you expect...
From a yank student?
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a famous picture of Bob Marley with powder all over his face.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you he meant to say
Jacob Marley.

Happy "you're on fucking fire!" day fella :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw this on tv on friday
on have i got news for you.
does that make it GC?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post she didn't think anything
of him standing in the shower with a camera?
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post I Spot Bad Films I made this!


Written by me and Dave for the E4 site. I really did sit down and watch all these bloody films too. My mind melted.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post zardoz!
ha!
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't Halle Berry Cat Woman,
not Sharron Stone?
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't it michelle pfeiffer?

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post In Batman, yes
but in the awful stand-alone film, no.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sharron Stone plays Halle's adversary
She looks old and wears hooker boots
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sound's like my kinda woman!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a brave man sitting through Zardoz
/who did the artwork? it's very funky indeed, nice style. Ah, just read through,
it was Dave. Nice work indeed :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post the cat in the hat is on right now on BBC1
from the 2 minutes I've seen, I prefer zardoz
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!
But I have to disagree with the inclusions of Mac and Me and Grease II!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I was the same with Peters Friends and Lawnmower Man
Mind you, there could have been a separate page which just said: 'Anything shown on Zone: Horror'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
I have never seen Peters Friends all the way through, but It must be awesome if it had Brannagh and Fry in it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly lacking
santa claus vs the martians
or
anything starring chesty morgan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo for bad movies!
I love Leprechaun in the Hood though. It wasn't one sequel too many, the first one was completely terrible.

Also The Cat in the Hat movie deserves more punishment. Shittest film I've seen in ages.

Also every charity shop in England has at least one VHS copy of Batman and Robin.

Also also also you might be interested in www.badmovies.org/ , or maybe not.
 (Cap'n, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh
*emails the site admins the link*
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's you isn't it?
Anyway choice moments from Leprechaun 1:
www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaun/leprechaun4.wav
www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesl/leprechaun1.mpg
 (Cap'n, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I've seen it
Jennifer Aniston's finest role
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha yay!
psst: Page 17: "sequEl"...
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Zardoz isn't a bad film
it's massively misunderstood. It's a definite precursor to the Matrix as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Shameful
lack of Killer Klowns from Outer Space or Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah we concentrated more on big budget turkeys than b movies
there's a few in though.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ?? KKFOS is good
And so is Waterworld. Shame on the authors for including it.
 (trevorthecat, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Rob
I've only got to Lawnmower man and have already spotted two 'inaccuracies', one of which may get you a big scale lawsuit.

I think secretly you love being the wrong side of the law.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post typo on main page
"Our online guide to terrible films, including Zardoz, Phantom Menace, Lep In Da Hood, Jaws The Revenge and sveral starring Keanu"
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking pedant
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
that's E4 not me :) I'll poke them.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Phantom Menace...
...three sequels too many? Unless you are suggesting The Empire Strikes Back is one sequel too many, it is but two sequels too many.
 (Lord of Balrogs, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post rollerskating kid vs garage door
he didn't think this through.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Love can be temporary but revenge should be forever NSFW
If you can't have your her, why should anyone else?
 (DailyContempt, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That is utterly horrendous!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it also
can't be real, as it would fall under "bioterrorism" laws and be swiftly shut down...i thinks its just a shock site
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Goblin Shark! I made this!


Woop! Woop! Woop! We made a song about the Goblin Shark! YEAH! GOBLIN SHARK! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING GOBLIN SHARKS
GODDAMN
 (Cap'n, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post GODDAM!
WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you so much right now Joel!
Whoop Whoop Whoop!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOP!
WOOP! WOOP! I LOVE YOU TOO!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
What?
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH!
THAT!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YEAH!
YEAH! FUCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post Sepultura - Arise, live in Barcelona
It's just occurred to me that it's been twelve years since I saw this band in London, on the night when Max left. I feel very, very old.

Fantastic song, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hellfire, the braincells I have killed to that song in my youth
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post For fuck sake, don't go and see Soulfly
Max couldn't be worse live than he is now. Ugh. Awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I never got into Soulfly.
Or any Sepultura releases after Roots. I bought the Cavalera Conspiracy thing, and hated it.

Sepultura really were a sum of their parts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately Max left Sepultura when I was 12
so I didn't have much choice in how I got to see him. Due to this I got to see 'going through the motions Max' rather than 'Fire in belly Max'. Annoying.

I know people that fucking LOVE the CC album, but it just all sounded a bit meh to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I was 14 when he left.
I was a tiny little frightened ginger child surrounded by enormous beered-up metalheads. It really was quite a good gig.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post Another Jonny Lee video
This guy is amazing, as is his work on projectors....
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post When I become hugely obscenely rich
I will pay this man to help me design my house.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that is so fricken cool
I realy hope someone makes him rich.
I bet where he works is really really fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive
It'll be incredible once they get to real-time updating.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine that they will be able to build it in either super quick or using non visible spectrum
that would mean you could just piggyback the calibration constantly along with the visual content.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be possible using polorised light
where a continious calibration check is being projected simultaneously to the display.


or summin...
 (I helped save b3ta! duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm, Anglular.

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Feb - 2007
The crazy thing is that video is nearly 2 years old - I wonder what madness he is working on now!?!

I set up his '3d' display at work once - you have a wiimote on top of your tv, and then you hold the wii sensor bar up to your head and as you move side to side and up and down it adjust the on screen image so that it appears you are looking through a window and the scene outside is changing depending on how you move.
 (crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post this:
www.b3ta.com/links/Interesting_and_amazing_home_job_of_3D_VR_simulation is what we set up...
 (crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post he sounds like a
young professor wornstrum
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm going to steal this idea
but i can't maniplulate time and space like Hiro...
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever and promising
This 4 sensor version is only useful where the projection screen is safely within the cone of projection, i.e. small, which will mean you are throwing away resolution.

Also the scaling in the software will have to be pretty botty-kicking to deal with motion graphics.

Really good though, the 2 projector thing could save hire companies days!
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *waits for the experimental that ultimately goes catostrophiclly wrong, mutilates him horriblly, and turns him evil*

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone IS making him rich.
He's now an official procrastineer at Microsoft.
 (Boxer_Babee, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that is seriously cool
i can see some great applications for it, you could even use it for solar power applications to quickly callibrate mirror angles etc. in order to direct light to a central turbine.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 22 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)

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