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This is a link post Could someone please shoot this shitposter?
annoying little twat

edit
lolz at reaction
nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5iEd176DIAY
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it with fire.

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post waste of fire
tie it in a sack and throw it in a river.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!!!

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no sound at work
But is this the lass with ADD and a voice similar to that of the comedian Emo Phillips?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post still trying to get
someone to hook me up with some of that paranoid coke...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I really want to animate this
she's like a cartoon...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember to add lots of tentacles

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post MATHS!
Dyer+kohl+tartrazine=boxxy.

Hell, I watched the whole thing in the hope of finding a point. About half way through, I reduced my exprectations and decided I'd settle for a coherent sentence.

Nope.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely forced my way to one minute
where upon my will to live began to ebb away
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's odd
Mine ebbed away for a while, but began to come back as I watched. After all, I need to be alive in order to purge the world of crap like this.

/not the messiah.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The sad thing is ...
due to her being soooo fucking annoying and pissing the whole of teh internets off, this is what is making her 'famous' for her 5 minutes.
:(
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post She's famous?
When did that happen? Never seen her before.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post she's been posted on here a number of times ....
owing to the fact she's an annoying cunt - as a lot of lazy journo's scan through this site - she's certain to be repeated elsewhere.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post She is like a 5 year old on coke

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done that. It's faaaar more entertaining than that shit weasle!*
*I have not fed coke to a five year old. She was at least six
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear god
And I did this video for this one, when this is far more deserving.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aVPO2R3BKw4
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - the comments below on the link are funny :D

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post When I got warned to sleep with one eye open at night?! :D
Actually, the vblogger sent me a message later saying please don't take it down, after I explained why I did it, so big kudos to her :)

Original link post with the link to what started this:

www.b3ta.com/links/187983
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This scares me.
But also strangely fascinates me.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post At 3:43 she stops and says
"What else is there to say?" Well, the irony is that you've just spent about three and a half minutes talking, but saying nothing at all.

0 to annoying in 2.9 seconds.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bag

gag

gag again to make sure

cut out tongue to be on the safe side

shag

profit
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post .
response is awesome
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Hospital Chow
A renegade employee of the US hospital food service industry photoblogs some of the terrifying things that are served up to patients.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post nice little find that
ta :)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fucking rank

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nom, nom, nom
That is standard culinary fare for millions of Americans.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Comparable to NHS food
Which comes down to two choices, white with lumps or brown with lumps.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post The mom song
arch...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh.....Nagging...... THANK YOU.....
.....For reminding me why I never got married.

**Clickage**
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this a few years ago and I kept meaning to look for it again
it's awesome and 100 million percent accurate!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Best youtube comment?
"I hope this is just a joke. This is not a bible perspective of being a good mom."
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THATS what you call
Bingo wings.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Jack Black & a fat cunt in the desert on LSD
its a bit mental
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 'fat cunt'
that is Kyle Gass and is better than you ever will be.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks timmy

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I have this DVD
it rules. Also, Jesus Ranch is one of the best songs ever, and bits of the film are taken from it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post Personal kitty elevator in action
This made me go "Awwwww..." for ages.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If that was My cat
it would hop out at the top then immediately want to go back down again.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaawwww!!!
Lets hope he never drops her or that'll be the last time kitty trusts the kitivator...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a link post Disney????? Sexist?????........NAH!!!!!!!
The two things that made me smile about this 70 year old job application rejection letter were (1)...The Signature & (2)...The character immediately to the right of it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I know why this is...
It's a known fact in the animation profession that your vagina can get in the way of your pencils.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Thems was the days!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice followup:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mhfp6Z8z1cI (around 3:24 and 4:00). Also if you're not pretty please don't apply anywhere, bitch.

Oh, Disney.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post Little Boots programs and plays and sings along to her Tenorion her song 'Stuck On Repeat'
Download this single in his finished form FOR FREE from the iTunes store right now and it is DRM FREE now aswell, as is all new content, which is corking news as now you can actually OWN what you buy, a revolutionary new concept I know!?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
*would*
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^wouldn't
if the state of her house is anything to go by. her hoo-haa must be an a right old 2&8
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that doesn't matter
i'd soon mess it up if it was neat and tidy anyway.... her hoo-haa that is :P
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post the fake blood mix is better
i wonder if she sings dead disco songs in her set.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post also
i think everyone in britain should call her little boobs from now on.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
Oh you're cruel!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I just feckin love Teneri-ons, they're fab,
and I love how she's obviously mastered it, too!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I will stop ignoring her music...
...when she gets a name that's a bit less fucking stupid.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing as it's been her Youtube/MySpace name for the last year or so, and therefore how her fans know her,
now she's got a recording contract she's sorta stuck with it..
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
medium-sized slippers would be far better
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post She still sounds like a foreign person singing in english to me
but I do admire her skills with the tenorion
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a link post How To Survive An Alien Attack - animation
Various movie's hero's describe their preferred method of seeing to the alien.

Also check out this guy's channel uk.youtube.com/user/HISHEdotcom as he has some similar corking anims of how films should have ended n stuff.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:09, Reply)
This is a link post Street Oreos
Brazil’s 6emeia transforms storm drains, manholes, and other urban fixtures with paint - making giant Oreo cookies (biscuits) in the streets. www.6emeia.com/index.php is home slice
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:56, Reply)
This is a link post Time-lapse film of my drive yesterday I made this!
I recently discovered that my little pocket camera can do time-lapse videos, so I've been playing with it. This film is my drive after work (just finished a night shift) to a friend's place.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done
Which camera is this?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
It's a Canon IXUS 960IS. Only had it a few weeks; still learning what it can do.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit pricey for a pocket camera :(
I spent less than that on my swishest one! (Fujifilm Finepix S1000fd)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief! The price has skyrocketed.
I paid £130 for mine, direct from Amazon UK. I thought it was rather a good deal at the time. I now suspect it might have been a pricing error and that I got lucky.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not kidding!
You could get a half decent SLR for that!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, you drive like a nutter!! such high speed!!
how do you conrol the car? long drive too.

love the credits at the end.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I reckon I was doing about 1,000 MPH on the motorways and dual-carriageways.
But then again, so was everyone else!

In real-time, the drive took around 90 minutes or so. The camera shoots at 1 frame per second, and the final video plays at 15fps.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post good work dude
nicely done
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post dude
have you thought about getting some friends closer to where you live?

(nice though)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep pestering them to move back.
He and his wife used to live closer to me, but moved to be closer to their jobs. Ah well.

(thank you)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
You really haul ass don't you, not just the time lapse you passed every car you approached.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I was careful to obey the speed limit. Everyone else (well, nearly everyone else) was driving quite slowly.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I found my self mesmerized by this.
The music suits it to a tea. Well Done.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
My cunning plan to hypnotise the b3ta readership is off to a good start. Did you notice the subliminal images?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff,
Not just because it's like some of the stuff I do either.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
It was an experiment, really. It turned out better than I feared it would.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice driving

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Video
Did you know you can get a hacked firmware for your camera? I've got a Canon IXUS camera too, and tried it out. Works a treat and you can play around with time lapse (mine doesn't normally do it), slow shutter speeds, even put little games on it

link

/camera nerd
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
By coincidence, the current issue of PC Pro magazine, which dropped on my doormat yesterday morning, mentions CHDK. As soon as I read the piece I was straight on the CHDK website.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:10, Reply)
This is a link post road safty as envisioned by a little girl
this pic is great, love the impaling. A future b3tard?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
In through the sternum, out through the arse!

Although, minus ten points for the physics-defying girl flying backwards.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I love how perplexed the owl looks by it all!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ware! Ware the seat belt!
It be dangerous, so it be. Arrr.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Live-action Chick Tract Re-enactment NSFW
Rather hilariously takes one of the more informationally challenged tracts and recreates the entire thing in live action.

This link leads to part 1, part 2 is there too. The devil is fantastically pervy.

Oh Noes! Boy is playing with doll! It is the devil!

Probably NSFW due to Joy of Sex.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed so hard at this the neighbors upstairs were banging on the floor for me to shut the hell up

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly Juvenile
Probably made by a Virgin...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:14, Reply)
This is a link post The old "saw in half" magic trick
done kinda well.

kinda holy-shit-well.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I have watched this repeatedly over the last 6 months
I still cant work out how its done. Other than the bloke being sawn in half has no legs in real life and some amazing false legs that seem to defy modern technology.

Anyone else got any ideas?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^^^
I thought that maybe the case, until he jumped up....
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of explanations at
tinyurl.com/39hzkg

christ knows which ones right???

notice at the end though how the guy goes of stage sideways, so you cant see the back.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i am going with the Hemicorporectomy idea
from the page.. (although he has misspelt it)

see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemicorporectomy
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this explanation:
"there is 2 black men, one little person and one normal. the reason he chose a black men is because they are hard to tell apart from the dark stage lights and the face mask makes it even harder to differentiate them."

Lolracism.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The live version
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFu6i08f9w

is not as good, probably just good camera angles
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This explains it ^^
The America's Got Talent version is editted, in the live version the top half of the body and the legs are wheeled off stage and a double is returned - note the victim is wearing a surgical mask and sunglasses to avoid the audience realising that the person brought back on is not the same.
I think there's someone in the original table (why is it 12" deep?) working the (fake) legs that remain upright. The original victim is obviously someone with no legs or lower torso. It's a pretty simple illusion made to look incredible by the editting.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post On top of that, it's a midget.
The hands are fake. They're stilts, really. Notice how they never move. And when he stands on them and does the little jiggle, he looks like he has two elbows on each arm.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post woah
fuck that is awesome. i don't have a clue how this is done. (sorry turkey boy and redsushi...) I read somewhere how magic confuses people cos it is irrational and doesn't fit their logical, rational view of how things should work.

i would guess at mirrors and animatronics but when they put they guy on the wheeled table and move him about... wtf?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I was lucky enough
to work with Kevin James when he premiered this effect at a magic convention in Blackpool. Three and a half thousand magicians left the theatre in silence, not sure of what they'd seen.
Brilliant effect and a really nice guy as well.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nobody here
believes in ACTUAL magic?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post <a id="link265696" href="http://www.asa.org.uk/asa/adjudications/Public/TF_ADJ_45389.htm" title="http://www.asa.org.uk/asa/adjudications/Public/TF_ADJ_45389.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ASA Ruling on an ad for gems and crystals</a>
hahaha this is mint, expecially considering they may be asked to rule on the existence of god after the atheist 'bus ads.
from the page:

Monitoring staff challenged whether the Global Zodiac Rings and Pendants would have these effects on the wearer:

1. control anger, reduce stress, increase confidence and enhance decision-making abilities;

2. bring success, good fortune and happiness in the wearers personal and professional life;

3. protect from evil eyes, form a protective shield all around the wearer and not let negative energies affect the wearer;

4. increase the wearers power to attract others;

5. improve finances;

6. become more intellectual;

7. become better at organising.

8. Monitoring staff challenged whether the Global Zodiac Rings and Pendants had electrification effects, power and energy because they were placed under a pyramid and whether they were the most effective rings and pendants because they were made from five metals.

from: skeptic.org.uk/news/category/news

hahaha *glees*

edit: dereck acorah has a new show, details here if any london b3tards fancy going : skeptic.org.uk/news/2008/1381#more-1381
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post Baby gate cat.
I know it's had a lot of views but I've not seen it before.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hell its as old as time but it's absolutley hilarious.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah sorry.
I genuinely hadn't see it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post new to me, too
seems like that thing didn't have a plan for the trip down
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny Cat
is always funny :-)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very depressed right now
but thank you, you made me smile.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post love love love this
But serisouly, what is this, epic gc day?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post it appears to be
b3ta.com/links/265697
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing wrong with a GC day
nothing in the rules about only allowed to post new shit?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post Goatse makes it into news again
Just saw this on a game news site. Well it looked like a goatse to me.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gods Goatse

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post He burnt his neck you know?

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is.

Unusual.

She's been to France.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Tube link
Without the bebo nonsense:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_gplcH4v6qY
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BIZNESS
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That seems to not open anything
I saw our teenage friend in an advert yesterday, made me chuckle

EDIT: Good god hahahahahahaaha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He's in there.

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post would

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post paki

(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 4:49, Reply)
This is a link post This guy sucks at photoshop ;)

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw that on Moid
Is funny... :D

*edit* and 13 yo's keep posting pics called 'photoshop this' meaning stick a cock on it, n I keep doing a 'shop that's silly n funny, and they think I'm backward, LOL!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS!
not again...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:40, Reply)
This is a link post funny name corner part mcmlx
it's a tyre company. saw the name on MOTD2
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)

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