annoying little twat
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lolz at reaction
nl.youtube.com/watch?v=5iEd176DIAY
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
But is this the lass with ADD and a voice similar to that of the comedian Emo Phillips?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:44, Reply)
someone to hook me up with some of that paranoid coke...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
Dyer+kohl+tartrazine=boxxy.
Hell, I watched the whole thing in the hope of finding a point. About half way through, I reduced my exprectations and decided I'd settle for a coherent sentence.
Nope.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:53, Reply)
where upon my will to live began to ebb away
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Mine ebbed away for a while, but began to come back as I watched. After all, I need to be alive in order to purge the world of crap like this.
/not the messiah.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)
due to her being soooo fucking annoying and pissing the whole of teh internets off, this is what is making her 'famous' for her 5 minutes.
:(
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)
owing to the fact she's an annoying cunt - as a lot of lazy journo's scan through this site - she's certain to be repeated elsewhere.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
*I have not fed coke to a five year old. She was at least six
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:39, Reply)
And I did this video for this one, when this is far more deserving.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aVPO2R3BKw4
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)
Actually, the vblogger sent me a message later saying please don't take it down, after I explained why I did it, so big kudos to her :)
Original link post with the link to what started this:
www.b3ta.com/links/187983
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
"What else is there to say?" Well, the irony is that you've just spent about three and a half minutes talking, but saying nothing at all.
0 to annoying in 2.9 seconds.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
gag
gag again to make sure
cut out tongue to be on the safe side
shag
profit
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:33, Reply)
A renegade employee of the US hospital food service industry photoblogs some of the terrifying things that are served up to patients.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:28, Reply)
That is standard culinary fare for millions of Americans.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Which comes down to two choices, white with lumps or brown with lumps.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)
.....For reminding me why I never got married.
**Clickage**
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:08, Reply)
it's awesome and 100 million percent accurate!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)
"I hope this is just a joke. This is not a bible perspective of being a good mom."
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
it rules. Also, Jesus Ranch is one of the best songs ever, and bits of the film are taken from it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This made me go "Awwwww..." for ages.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:09, Reply)
it would hop out at the top then immediately want to go back down again.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:48, Reply)
Lets hope he never drops her or that'll be the last time kitty trusts the kitivator...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:52, Reply)
The two things that made me smile about this 70 year old job application rejection letter were (1)...The Signature & (2)...The character immediately to the right of it.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:03, Reply)
It's a known fact in the animation profession that your vagina can get in the way of your pencils.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mhfp6Z8z1cI (around 3:24 and 4:00). Also if you're not pretty please don't apply anywhere, bitch.
Oh, Disney.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)
Download this single in his finished form FOR FREE from the iTunes store right now and it is DRM FREE now aswell, as is all new content, which is corking news as now you can actually OWN what you buy, a revolutionary new concept I know!?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:32, Reply)
if the state of her house is anything to go by. her hoo-haa must be an a right old 2&8
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)
i'd soon mess it up if it was neat and tidy anyway.... her hoo-haa that is :P
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
i wonder if she sings dead disco songs in her set.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:27, Reply)
i think everyone in britain should call her little boobs from now on.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:28, Reply)
and I love how she's obviously mastered it, too!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:44, Reply)
...when she gets a name that's a bit less fucking stupid.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:43, Reply)
now she's got a recording contract she's sorta stuck with it..
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:46, Reply)
but I do admire her skills with the tenorion
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:25, Reply)
Various movie's hero's describe their preferred method of seeing to the alien.
Also check out this guy's channel uk.youtube.com/user/HISHEdotcom as he has some similar corking anims of how films should have ended n stuff.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:09, Reply)
Brazil’s 6emeia transforms storm drains, manholes, and other urban fixtures with paint - making giant Oreo cookies (biscuits) in the streets. www.6emeia.com/index.php is home slice
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:56, Reply)
I recently discovered that my little pocket camera can do time-lapse videos, so I've been playing with it. This film is my drive after work (just finished a night shift) to a friend's place.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:31, Reply)
It's a Canon IXUS 960IS. Only had it a few weeks; still learning what it can do.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:51, Reply)
I spent less than that on my swishest one! (Fujifilm Finepix S1000fd)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:06, Reply)
I paid £130 for mine, direct from Amazon UK. I thought it was rather a good deal at the time. I now suspect it might have been a pricing error and that I got lucky.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:09, Reply)
how do you conrol the car? long drive too.
love the credits at the end.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:08, Reply)
But then again, so was everyone else!
In real-time, the drive took around 90 minutes or so. The camera shoots at 1 frame per second, and the final video plays at 15fps.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:13, Reply)
have you thought about getting some friends closer to where you live?
(nice though)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:12, Reply)
He and his wife used to live closer to me, but moved to be closer to their jobs. Ah well.
(thank you)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:21, Reply)
You really haul ass don't you, not just the time lapse you passed every car you approached.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:58, Reply)
I was careful to obey the speed limit. Everyone else (well, nearly everyone else) was driving quite slowly.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)
The music suits it to a tea. Well Done.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:25, Reply)
My cunning plan to hypnotise the b3ta readership is off to a good start. Did you notice the subliminal images?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:00, Reply)
Not just because it's like some of the stuff I do either.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
It was an experiment, really. It turned out better than I feared it would.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Did you know you can get a hacked firmware for your camera? I've got a Canon IXUS camera too, and tried it out. Works a treat and you can play around with time lapse (mine doesn't normally do it), slow shutter speeds, even put little games on it
link
/camera nerd
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)
By coincidence, the current issue of PC Pro magazine, which dropped on my doormat yesterday morning, mentions CHDK. As soon as I read the piece I was straight on the CHDK website.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:10, Reply)
this pic is great, love the impaling. A future b3tard?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 4:43, Reply)
In through the sternum, out through the arse!
Although, minus ten points for the physics-defying girl flying backwards.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 5:36, Reply)
Rather hilariously takes one of the more informationally challenged tracts and recreates the entire thing in live action.
This link leads to part 1, part 2 is there too. The devil is fantastically pervy.
Oh Noes! Boy is playing with doll! It is the devil!
Probably NSFW due to Joy of Sex.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:48, Reply)
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:57, Reply)
done kinda well.
kinda holy-shit-well.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:36, Reply)
I still cant work out how its done. Other than the bloke being sawn in half has no legs in real life and some amazing false legs that seem to defy modern technology.
Anyone else got any ideas?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:47, Reply)
tinyurl.com/39hzkg
christ knows which ones right???
notice at the end though how the guy goes of stage sideways, so you cant see the back.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:23, Reply)
from the page.. (although he has misspelt it)
see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemicorporectomy
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:08, Reply)
"there is 2 black men, one little person and one normal. the reason he chose a black men is because they are hard to tell apart from the dark stage lights and the face mask makes it even harder to differentiate them."
Lolracism.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:30, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFu6i08f9w
is not as good, probably just good camera angles
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:12, Reply)
The America's Got Talent version is editted, in the live version the top half of the body and the legs are wheeled off stage and a double is returned - note the victim is wearing a surgical mask and sunglasses to avoid the audience realising that the person brought back on is not the same.
I think there's someone in the original table (why is it 12" deep?) working the (fake) legs that remain upright. The original victim is obviously someone with no legs or lower torso. It's a pretty simple illusion made to look incredible by the editting.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 8:28, Reply)
The hands are fake. They're stilts, really. Notice how they never move. And when he stands on them and does the little jiggle, he looks like he has two elbows on each arm.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:51, Reply)
fuck that is awesome. i don't have a clue how this is done. (sorry turkey boy and redsushi...) I read somewhere how magic confuses people cos it is irrational and doesn't fit their logical, rational view of how things should work.
i would guess at mirrors and animatronics but when they put they guy on the wheeled table and move him about... wtf?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 6:16, Reply)
to work with Kevin James when he premiered this effect at a magic convention in Blackpool. Three and a half thousand magicians left the theatre in silence, not sure of what they'd seen.
Brilliant effect and a really nice guy as well.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 7:37, Reply)
hahaha this is mint, expecially considering they may be asked to rule on the existence of god after the atheist 'bus ads.
from the page:
Monitoring staff challenged whether the Global Zodiac Rings and Pendants would have these effects on the wearer:
1. control anger, reduce stress, increase confidence and enhance decision-making abilities;
2. bring success, good fortune and happiness in the wearers personal and professional life;
3. protect from evil eyes, form a protective shield all around the wearer and not let negative energies affect the wearer;
4. increase the wearers power to attract others;
5. improve finances;
6. become more intellectual;
7. become better at organising.
8. Monitoring staff challenged whether the Global Zodiac Rings and Pendants had electrification effects, power and energy because they were placed under a pyramid and whether they were the most effective rings and pendants because they were made from five metals.
from: skeptic.org.uk/news/category/news
hahaha *glees*
edit: dereck acorah has a new show, details here if any london b3tards fancy going : skeptic.org.uk/news/2008/1381#more-1381
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:26, Reply)
I know it's had a lot of views but I've not seen it before.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:35, Reply)
seems like that thing didn't have a plan for the trip down
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 3:23, Reply)
nothing in the rules about only allowed to post new shit?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:32, Reply)
Just saw this on a game news site. Well it looked like a goatse to me.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Without the bebo nonsense:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_gplcH4v6qY
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)
I saw our teenage friend in an advert yesterday, made me chuckle
EDIT: Good god hahahahahahaaha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 23:41, Reply)
Is funny... :D
*edit* and 13 yo's keep posting pics called 'photoshop this' meaning stick a cock on it, n I keep doing a 'shop that's silly n funny, and they think I'm backward, LOL!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:44, Reply)
it's a tyre company. saw the name on MOTD2
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)
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