he might well have dementia... i'm sure most people would recognise a mic... its not a new invention...
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
If she's lucky. Am I just old or is this the new way to announce a pregnancy.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:48, Reply)
I wonder if shes even 16 yet
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:55, Reply)
Could be a lot worse, it could be Rodney Stangers kids, all hairy and small and fond of chewing electrical cabling - bzzt.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)
We were going to go out to the states for a holiday, and my husband drops this guy an email to the effect of "Hey, what's up? We're coming out, haven't met your wife, you haven't met Hampster, let's meet up for dinner sometime, it'd be great!" Gets back an email saying "Erm, sorry I didn't tell you before, but we got divorced, like, a month before our first anniversary!"
Mr Squared calls a mutual friend:
"Why the hell didn't you tell me they'd got divorced?! You're meant to help me keep up to date with things your side of the pond..."
"Oh, sorry...I though you'd have noticed when he changed his status on Facebook."
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)
Slightly late podcast to celebrate the year of the ox.
Ox-based songs, music, quotes, sketches, all that.
You know the drill. 恭喜发财!
Tracks:
1. Aesop - The Oxen and The Butchers
2. Fieldtriqp - Goodnight Moo
3. The Who - The Ox
4. Oh No - Exp Out the Ox
5. Monty Python - The Background to History
6. Ilkae - Equate With Oxen
7. Captain Beefheart - Safe As Milk (Take 5)
8. Donald Hall - Ox-Cart Man
9. Seven Central and Mountain - Oxen Only Want To Be Free
10. Sonic Youth - Bull In The Heather
11. Wildchild - Ox to tha D (feat. Frank-n-Dank)
12. Sufjan Stevens - Year Of The Ox

(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:52, Reply)
Nice tunes as always. New From Monument to Masses album leaked today.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:23, Reply)
I don't know where to find leaked stuff since oink went.
It's all cr3ation and soulseek for me now.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:28, Reply)
I've got pretty strict rules for myself.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
....but the end of this one makes it very funny. Bad parent. BAD parent.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)
Bit of an early age to find out daddy is somewhat lacking in sense and consideration for his childs safety, unless he tests all the really dodgy stuff on female children 'cos they is sturdier.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
with speedy benny hill.
funnier than it has any right to be.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:56, Reply)
Not sure if OHIO or KENTUCKY. Still pretty good though.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)
There the best of all the animals as well you know!!!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8j2ej5jqQw
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:02, Reply)
havn't been horsed since i downloaded it, keeps me on edge :D
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
http://browsermods.co.uk/safari/linkalert/
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:40, Reply)
(Only cause I use Safari)
*Damn mind readers*
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:05, Reply)
Now I have always liked the fact there's a few pubs round this end that have had the graffiti treatment, but this takes the biscuit... Beautiful.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:01, Reply)
I guess it's better that someone can find beauty in the things I consider ugly (& vice versa). At least someone's happy. :)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:17, Reply)
that strangers agreed not to tear each other a new un.... :)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:32, Reply)
It looks like the work of a lesbian collective
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)
What is the collective noun for lesbians?
I reckon it's a Togsvig.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:48, Reply)
the painting is great, just not on there!!!
the other castles look ok.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:01, Reply)
They were losing loads of money and kept doing stuff to attract visitors which didn't work and lost even more money. This was the last thing they did.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:40, Reply)
I do not know
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:10, Reply)
Not sure about the end result, might have been better with a tad more structure and contrast.
Lotta work, but countdown to the first Ned who sticks a big fuck off tag over it.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:31, Reply)
erm, yeah, don't remember seeing this kit in my local toy shop...
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
was well shocked when this came up like!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:27, Reply)
i love the leaves wooshing to the floor!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 19:30, Reply)
Me and my dog go through that park every night and sometimes we both p1ss on that actual tree!
And you just sat down against it! ;-)
As ever, amazing work!
This needs to go FP...
*Clicks Hard*
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:16, Reply)
Dammit, I knew I should have smelt that tree before I made that film against it
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:24, Reply)
I like the way the leaves change from green and lush to brown and crispy as they fall.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:58, Reply)
Every time I think "genius, how can he top that?", you do. Can't wait for next week :-)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Peppa Pig FTW! Along with this :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
MY favourite.
Best bit was Daddy Pig diving into the pool and doing a triple salko or whatever and hitting the water without a splash.
AND
I know Mummy Pigs hairdressers husband. I shit you not.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 19:05, Reply)
I just painted a car with peppa pig for my daughter on Forza 2 on the xbox.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/8500.pp1.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/8520.pp2.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/8567.pp3.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/8589.pp4.jpg
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:31, Reply)
But seriously...drugs are....bad? funny?
I'm not sure..
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
boogeling my interwebs :( I can't see half these things linked on here at the moment :(
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:17, Reply)
When it first started I thought, great, theyre going to talk about the facts of drugs and leave the scaremongering out it, allow people to make informed choices, instead of just spouting bollocks which doesnt stop any one, but just means theyre making uninformed choices... Then they did those stupid mind transplant ads on skunk, etc. and bingo, no kids going to listen to them now... (by the way i stopped smoking weed because it was bad for my depression, but thats me, the majority of people dont experience such bad side effects to my knowledge)
So, great.. hammer the fuck out of weed, till no one wants to listen.. then when it comes to cocaine, which people SERIUSLY do need to be informed about (such as, i didn't know the extent at which it damages your heart etc) no ones going to listen, thinking its the same old scaremongering.
All drugs should be legal etc. but in my opinion theres far too many fucking cunts wandering rural towns coked up to the eye balls full of vodka starting fights.. or then punching people like me in the face after ive broken up a fight.
Alcohol causes violence yes, but most people can hold their drink.. most of the time in my experience coke just turns you into a cunt..
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
Drugs are great, if done sensibly and informatively. If they start to mess with your head, deplete your funds, or if you are spending more time doing them than living then it's time to take a step back and look at what your doing. Also don't try drugs in secret, because that's how an addiction begins. My 2p.
ignore my board sig, it's a joke. No really it is. What you don't believe me? Calling me a liar? Why don't you fuck off. I said fuck off. You want a knuckle sandwich? FUCK YOU!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:05, Reply)
calm down, take a deep breath.. and dump your friends by moving to the outer hebrides for a month then come back but studiously ingnore the friends.
advice I sometimes tell myself
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:21, Reply)
at this time of year... and packed with alcoholic dudes...
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)
Kinda work in progress... kinda won't get finished (probably).
Never mind
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
It has had a lot of views, but I had never seen it and thought some of you might enjoy it too :)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
But I have yet to be able to get YT to play through the whole thing. Fucking internets!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:07, Reply)
thank fuck for that, I thought my computer was dying on its arse :)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
The game of miscommunication.
It's basically Chinese Whispers with both drawings and words.
If you are shown a post-it note with a picture on, you have to write down what it shows.
If you are shown a written explanation, you have to draw what the explanation describes.
This continues for 11 rounds, after which all players involved can see the results.
The link explains the game much better than I can, but it's a fun bit of timewasting :)
Discovered via Dave Gorman's Twitter page.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/view?id=405
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:24, Reply)
Still to get a completed one back. I just started a game with 'Laurel and Hardy being fisted by the hulk' - can't wait to see how that pans out!!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:32, Reply)
this is my only drawing fun other than on /main
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:19, Reply)
*rubs hands in anticipation of reply*
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:57, Reply)
..I suspect more people are starting games than joining established ones. Do your bit people and draw something for someone else and things'll move along faster!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:53, Reply)
outstanding!
EDIT: I was part of this GENIUS game!
www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/view?id=632
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:22, Reply)
www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/view?id=997
I'm only the bloke at the end, though.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
but it has more bugs that a corpse's mouldy chest cavity.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:54, Reply)
Robin Cooper (Robert Popper) phones Christian TV station
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)
His companies have gone 'Bust' today. Ho ho ho.
No, really they have.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:52, Reply)
love how you can see that whoever owns the tv was about to change the channel but changed their minds!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 21:21, Reply)
just to clarify, when i say whisk, i mean "spunk all over".
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:34, Reply)
Something of a rarity has occurred. My Dad has sent me a link that is actually quite good.
Well I liked it, anyway, ended up playing it until 2 in the morning.
You have to navigate a ball around by drawing shapes on the screen. It's SCIENCE in action.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
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