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This is a link post Dr.Ashens : Through the Tech Hole
Is it me or is there a subtle goatse in the opening sequence?
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
a subtle gaping anus?? Does such a thing exist?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah! Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 8-bit anus!

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post and there's a goatse
too
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I do like this chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post NOT
Subtle, made me shout and cry, and reminded me of hey hey 48k.
 (Benzyl, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's as close as I get to subtle.
I was originally going to call this "Up the Tech Hole" but that was a bit too far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And excellently,
All this talk of goatse has made the contextual ad in the video tell me where to buy goat meat online.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
You are a legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have a proper signed picture of Peter Falk, though mine is an external one that doesn't have the right wires to connect to the 360.
 (Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post Rollercoaster Tycoon Massacre

(UTB, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
awesome! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
That was much more horrific than one would expect
 (augsav, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
clicks!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how Superman flies away at the last second.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post sure ive seen this before
and anyway. 1&2 were far superior
 (jones, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my god...
LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post mu ha ha haaaa
CARNAGE!!
excellent work!
 (Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me that's good
I laughed from the moment we saw the queue at the open end of the rollercoaster - it was like an episode of Casualty...you know there's going to be a silly horrific accident...
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahha
I love the way they all go YAY at the end :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Personally I loved the dramatic cuts from killer roller coaster to unsuspecting families. Awesome.
 (Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post 1954 article about solid state electronics
The article is interesting but the real reason I'm posting it is because of their illustration of the TV of the future. It's in the middle of the first page of the article, click for bigger.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
You get so used to laughing at these kind of things, in regards to how WRONG they got it!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Robots Fucking NSFW
Earlier robots fucking dinosaurs reminded me of this TV on The Radio song... nsfw for language
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post Do you enjoy being scared of Clowns?
Want to pay money to be shit scared?

This is a great, if rather bizarre entrepreneurial idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post My Cat Is Smarter Than Bill OReilly
A daily site for those who love cats AND hate Bill O'Reilly. Finally, cats have their say about the Big Giant Head.
 (geekrock77, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ...................................

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't give this man any of your time.
Even in disagreement, the best way to get at people like him is just to ignore his existence, a shouting man on an empty planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Billions* of versions of the popcorn tune
Because it's in frames, you have to click on "versions" to hear them all.

I particulaly like the mystery surrounding the one for which "Everything is unknown about this version: year and artist". That would have been a good episode of the X-Files.

Music types could do worse than create one giant bootleg of all of these.

*about a hundred
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly enjoyed the Cab City Combo version
sung by Indians.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they missed...
...this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZWfywvuHt0&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant!
I loved the James Last and the Aphex Twin ones best :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post "The Pirate Bay" - Supporters set up a sympathy site (kind of)
Most of us are aware of the legal situation going on with the famous (BitTorrent) site 'The Pirate Bay' -
but somebody (maybe the authorities) have set up a site inviting the so called Real Criminals in this legal case to step forward with a photo of themselves and their location.
It's nice counter/supportive action, but I'm slightly jubious of it...

Am I going to do it? Hell F*ckin' NO! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the photo can be of anything?

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, good point
*sources photo of Fred West Lars Ulrich*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Goates
someone has to do it
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post nearly....
filesharer.org/criminal/10324
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always preferred Goatse.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You have?!

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post or that ofc

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll eat anything
Although I'm surprised to see a Southern Stingray in Russian waters
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Russian website
but that book looks Chinese, and the photo's seem to have originally come from this site: free.21cn.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Also - they started taking photos before they knew anything was in it?
my 13 yr old youtube commenter side is screaming 'faaake'
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Stingraaaaaaaaay, Stingray! Babba badda badda
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E06cNv55jTs
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Oooooh Jay

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post and if all this fails
he likes to let of some steam by stabbing his wife
 (chemicals1234, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You're only saying that, cause he's black!
Racist!

;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(chemicals1234, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Abstraction - Beyond Consciousness 17 (3pm GMT on Afterhours.fm) I made this!
Kicking off at 3pm GMT



Hey there, just letting those who are interested know that my show is on at 3pm GMT today.

10:00:00 Thursday November 20, 2008 EST
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16:00:00 Thursday November 20, 2008 CET
01:00:00 Friday November 21, 2008 AEST

If you get a chance, please tune in :) Today the show is a little harder and a little faster than usual.

Kicking off at 3pm GMT

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 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it hard and fast
er...

I mean... oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
:) *rubs thighs*
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post get your hands off my thighs!

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post damn and blast!
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post totally awesome

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wow thanks a million :)
You're the last person I expected to say that lol!!

Or should I await a punchline? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post Tiny Art Director
Man asks his four-year-old daughter what he should draw.
The she tells him how much she hates his drawing.

E.g:
The Brief: A dinosaur eating a R and an O and an S and a I and a E
The Critique: That's not what I want. That's a Brachiosaurus. I want a T Rex. He's supposed to have the other letters in his mouth too. See look! He's only eating that one. What letter is that?
Job Status: Rejected
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
I like this one:

The Brief: A dinosaur eating a baby, like last time
Artist Negotiation: But you didn't like it. How about something other than a dinosaur?
The Brief, Revised: a Poo-Poo Airplane
Job Status: Commission Declined
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats great
and I don't like kids! I was a bit like that when I was little
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She sounds a bit on the spoilt side

(>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
and she's quite mean
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
Nice find :)

The Brief: Crocodiles
Preliminary Sketch (no longer extant): Upon seeing the preliminary sketch, the art director, in a rather unprofessional outburst, collapsed on the floor sobbing and screaming.
The Critique: The back is so so so bad I don't even want to look at it! You always do that to the crocodile's back!
Job Status: Rejected and Destroyed
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect this might be fake.
Her mastery of English is near perfect save for the occasional word mix-up like 'is' instead of 'are,' sort of like an adult parodying toddler speech.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post Kittens and Scalextrix

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, gives me smilz!

(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone for some dinner...IN THE SKY?
This is a unique event meant for anyone who wishes to transform an ordinary meal or meeting into a magical moment that will leave a lasting impression on their guests! Either that or a large insurance payout :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What happens
when you want to take a shit or a piss?
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Dangle off the side?
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post toilet in the sky
a new product!
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a link post Google maps gives good directions
From A to B

Instructions of how to kayak with your car, not included.
 (Spng, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a New York to Paris one a while back
The directions led you up to the harbour, and then you were to swim the Atlantic :)
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I rememeber that one
Wasn't there one on Top Gear similar as well?
 (The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you heard
about the new bridge?
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Cat and toy helicopter.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post worth it for
0:38 :)
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
oh indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
That had me laughing like a loon for many seconds :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this!^
Sausage & egg sandwich malfunction...

That should really have a choking hazard warning on it.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutement oui!
ARF
 (I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post marbles + wifes anus NSFW
how to handle your wife when she makes disparaging about the size of your manhood.

GC says maybe

I'll put NSFW purely because of the subject matter - no pics
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft....
for some reason I do not really believe that! Maybe the fact that he reckons he stuck a hundred marbles there...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I mean.
who has 100 marbles. You just DONT need that many
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post So this kind of non-consensual violation
is funny these days huh?

Well, he does have a small penis to make up for...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *lost for words*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *lost for marbles*

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *marbles for words*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *watches Lost: loses marbles*
(eats words)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Mad and wrong!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is both very funny and very dark...!
Worth it all for the final line though. After tormenting his missus, violating her and forcing her to leave him he finally concedes, "I really do kind of miss her though." Great work, slick.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 100 marbles? Unlikely.
that would have taken a good hour to do. (i think)
 (augsav, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is possibly a guy with a very dull sex life
just coming up with some fantasy to make him feel better.

Although it's funny, I very much doubt it's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Axis of Awesome - 4 Chords Song I made this!
Remember the 4 Chords Song posted a few weeks back? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHBVnMf2t7w&feature=related]
Well I've been trawling the interwebs to bring you the whole songs as sung by their original artists instead of the 'nasal bellends' who covered bits of them. And I've put them in a fancy pants playlist, worth £14.94. Bargain.
 (TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post This is really stupid...
Do I only find this funny as I am sat at my desk doing tecious bits of admin. Or is it actually quite funny?

Check out the names of the people suing...
 (The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ALOL
Mr and Mrs Boring. I like it!

But not so much that you get a click though ;-)
 (TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think it was:(
Never mind, it amused me this morning. But then, I find stupid things funny.
 (The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh go on then

As it's you
*Click*
xx
 (TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post YESSSSS!!!

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post doodah is arabic for caterpillar - 100% fact
nice link btw
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Name and sig changed...
Thanks for that. I crave interesting/useless knowledge. They are my life-blood.
 (The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post 'Kitty' gun that shoots around corners
I know all's fair in love and war, but this just seems evil! 'Aw look at the lully kitty, AAaargh!!'
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's more they can put the weapon inside anything
and in this case, to demonstrate it, they used a plush cat.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)

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